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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

This evening I managed to bruise various knuckles on both hands by playing Beat Saber in the kitchen and accidentally punching the worktop with both hands. Ouch.

What dumb thing has at least given you a talking point on your next social?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've got a dicky shoulder at the moment due to trying to sort out my anxiety in the weights room.

I'm sorting it, I know what's happening and how to DIY it, but it's an irritating self perpetuating cycle. And I'm forever eyeing things up to press my shoulder and back into to sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have a slight knuckle injury I got during some boxing training earlier x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I twatted myself in the noggin with a double ended dildo this afternoon

Lu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped my phone on my nose. It’s so tender now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dropped my phone on my nose. It’s so tender now."

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I just accidentally rammed my toothbrush really hard into my gum/cheek

K

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I just accidentally rammed my toothbrush really hard into my gum/cheek

K"
chicks dig ulcers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is so middle class...

I was choping some fresh basil leaves for pizza sauce and I didn't pull my index finger out of the way as I chopped down with knife. Cut through to the bone just under my nail.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Mine is so middle class...

I was choping some fresh basil leaves for pizza sauce and I didn't pull my index finger out of the way as I chopped down with knife. Cut through to the bone just under my nail. "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is so middle class...

I was choping some fresh basil leaves for pizza sauce and I didn't pull my index finger out of the way as I chopped down with knife. Cut through to the bone just under my nail.

Ouch "

That's pretty much what I said too.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP   Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Mine is so middle class...

I was choping some fresh basil leaves for pizza sauce and I didn't pull my index finger out of the way as I chopped down with knife. Cut through to the bone just under my nail. "

Needs moar avocado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is so middle class...

I was choping some fresh basil leaves for pizza sauce and I didn't pull my index finger out of the way as I chopped down with knife. Cut through to the bone just under my nail.

Needs moar avocado. "

I haven't done the avacado one *yet* but I did nearly slit my wrist opening oysters. I was a poor student working as a fishmonger at that time though.

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I dropped my phone on my nose. It’s so tender now."

I do this when I’m really tired... always wakes me up quickly though

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I dropped a curtain rod on my right foot chipping a bone in my middle toe and almost amputated the tip.

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Mine is so middle class...

I was choping some fresh basil leaves for pizza sauce and I didn't pull my index finger out of the way as I chopped down with knife. Cut through to the bone just under my nail. "

Did you keep the basil or have to throw away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a sex injury count?

I once tore my rotator cuff cos my fb likes to hold my wrists in doggy style. Agony. A&E trip. Months of pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does a sex injury count?

I once tore my rotator cuff cos my fb likes to hold my wrists in doggy style. Agony. A&E trip. Months of pain"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is so middle class...

I was choping some fresh basil leaves for pizza sauce and I didn't pull my index finger out of the way as I chopped down with knife. Cut through to the bone just under my nail.

Did you keep the basil or have to throw away? "

Rescued the bits well away from the blood and chucked the rest, we still had to eat!

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By *lternativeFunCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Doing some arts and crafts in lockdown, had a crochet hook a glass pot, stood up and knocked the pot off the table.... Ended up with a crochet hook embedded into my ankle and had to take an embarrassing trip to A&E for an x ray before it could get removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bruised one foot and cut the other one playing a game of volleyball

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Kchicks dig ulcers "

This is amazing news. I get so many!

On topic: Deep scratch in the pad of my left thumb. No idea where it came from. Materialised yesterday evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I was cleaning the grass from the lawn mower the handle fell down and whacked me right across the nose. That hurt lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let go of a barrel I was moving at work a little too soon and crushed my finger between two on Monday, just starting to move it now just another daft injury to add to my collection

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