FabSwingers.com forum: Guys. Your giving your missus one from behind on all fours and

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

her bumhole winks at you.

Do you politely wink back cause your now friends or do you put it down to your eyes just playing tricks on you and carry on pounding away?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a missus.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If it winks at me I would assume she had expelled forth a silent fart and promptly dismount in abject disgust at her coarse and poor etiquette

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

It could just be a botty burp

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't have a missus."

Your fella can be your missus

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If it winks at me I would assume she had expelled forth a silent fart and promptly dismount in abject disgust at her coarse and poor etiquette

So you’d move on to the girl next to her right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id give it a thankyou kiss

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"If it winks at me I would assume she had expelled forth a silent fart and promptly dismount in abject disgust at her coarse and poor etiquette

So you’d move on to the girl next to her right?

Absolutely...the next wink might be a shart!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’d keep a stiff ....errrr....upper lip, and carry on.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It could just be a botty burp

That smells of sweet lavender

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If it winks at me I would assume she had expelled forth a silent fart and promptly dismount in abject disgust at her coarse and poor etiquette

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Id give it a thankyou kiss"

Is remarkably similar to the answer I gave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id give it a thankyou kiss

Is remarkably similar to the answer I gave

"
dude

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If it winks at me I would assume she had expelled forth a silent fart and promptly dismount in abject disgust at her coarse and poor etiquette

So you’d move on to the girl next to her right?

Absolutely...the next wink might be a shart! "

I’d leave the room altogether if that happened

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If it winks at me I would assume she had expelled forth a silent fart and promptly dismount in abject disgust at her coarse and poor etiquette

So you’d move on to the girl next to her right?

Absolutely...the next wink might be a shart!

I’d leave the room altogether if that happened

I’d leave the house at such a vulgar display

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d keep a stiff ....errrr....upper lip, and carry on. "

Pounding away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send it a dick pic.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Send it a dick pic."

Why not send it the real thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d pull out, spit on it and then run my tongue all over it

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

"I’d keep a stiff ....errrr....upper lip, and carry on.

Pounding away?

It’s the kindest course of action

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

If I'm giving her one from behind her bumhole is too occupied to be winking at me.

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