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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x

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By *xfordmale10Man
over a year ago

oxford

"Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x"

Done

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's pizza Thursday here .. followed by sticky toffee pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shepherds pie and thick gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spag Bol for tea. Delighted to have brightened up your day

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder during their journey. The driver suddenly nearly shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.

‘Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder!’ says the passenger.

‘Sorry,’ says the cabby, ‘It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for the last 20 years.’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spag Bol for tea. Delighted to have brightened up your day

Spag Bol always cheers me up - but only with loads of cheese on top otherwise its meh ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder during their journey. The driver suddenly nearly shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.

‘Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder!’ says the passenger.

‘Sorry,’ says the cabby, ‘It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for the last 20 years.’"

Face palm emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicago Town pizza for lunch,

nudity always cheers me up too unfortunately I have no good jokes though

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Iwouldpinyoudownandfuckyouviolently

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My Nan has only gone and pulled Camp Albert the bingo caller from the Mecca. I reckon he’s after her pension, he says it’s her tits meeting her knees that does it for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Nan has only gone and pulled Camp Albert the bingo caller from the Mecca. I reckon he’s after her pension, he says it’s her tits meeting her knees that does it for him.

That makes me depressed Fiddles that your nan has more sex than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicago Town pizza for lunch,

nudity always cheers me up too unfortunately I have no good jokes though "

What is a Chicago Town pizza?

All pizza is amazing obvs - is it a local takeaway?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Here's a joke:-

I once dated a girl with a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock!

I have another on my profile too! Two for the price of one!....

Undecided today but I had last night:-beef, mashed potato, brussels, carrots, peas,sweetcorn, small brocoli, gravy made from 2 reduced salt oxo's and onion gravy granuals added to it.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's a joke:-

I once dated a girl with a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart. It was simple, Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock!

I have another on my profile too! Two for the price of one!....

Undecided today but I had last night:-beef, mashed potato, brussels, carrots, peas,sweetcorn, small brocoli, gravy made from 2 reduced salt oxo's and onion gravy granuals added to it.

What is small broccoli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was undecided but all this talk of pizza has put that into contention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicago Town pizza for lunch,

nudity always cheers me up too unfortunately I have no good jokes though

What is a Chicago Town pizza?

All pizza is amazing obvs - is it a local takeaway?"

No no

Frozen crap from Farmfoods but! It’s pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacket potato with grilled cheese.. and some green salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homeade Toad in the Hole!! Innuendo...... If only lol

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By *hris 62Man
over a year ago

HEREFORD

"Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x"
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I have you with lots of whip cream and icecream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I held a convention for solipsits.

Nobody else showed up.

So I sent everyone home.

Nudes sent to your box

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By *otSoNewAnymoreMan
over a year ago

North East

fillet steak, chunky chips, mushrooms, I will select a suitable red to wash it down with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve sent you a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I held a convention for solipsits.

Nobody else showed up.

So I sent everyone home.

Nudes sent to your box

Solipsists*

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By *otSoNewAnymoreMan
over a year ago

North East

it will soon be Christmas!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My Nan has only gone and pulled Camp Albert the bingo caller from the Mecca. I reckon he’s after her pension, he says it’s her tits meeting her knees that does it for him.

That makes me depressed Fiddles that your nan has more sex than me

You can join in if you like.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My Nan has only gone and pulled Camp Albert the bingo caller from the Mecca. I reckon he’s after her pension, he says it’s her tits meeting her knees that does it for him.

That makes me depressed Fiddles that your nan has more sex than me

How about the nudes

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Think I might just join the kids with fish fingers, potato waffles and beans

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I buy a mixed veg that can be microwaved then I steam them to quicken the process. I think it's Birds Eye ....

The Broccoli is roughly about 3cm's in height. Knowing the way co.'s are they have probably taken & pulled off the florets from a big one? Does that make sense? It's the best way to describe it that I can! Hope you are clearer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x"

You and me both. Don't have nudes, you can have boobs if you want? Sending hugs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x

You and me both. Don't have nudes, you can have boobs if you want? Sending hugs too

Sending hugs to you both

x x

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By *otSoNewAnymoreMan
over a year ago

North East

"Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x

You and me both. Don't have nudes, you can have boobs if you want? Sending hugs too

yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I buy a mixed veg that can be microwaved then I steam them to quicken the process. I think it's Birds Eye ....

That description has cheered me up

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x

You and me both. Don't have nudes, you can have boobs if you want? Sending hugs too

Boobie hugs are acceptable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicago Town pizza for lunch,

nudity always cheers me up too unfortunately I have no good jokes though

What is a Chicago Town pizza?

All pizza is amazing obvs - is it a local takeaway?

No no

Frozen crap from Farmfoods but! It’s pizza

Ohhh lol yes I know the one you mean now!

Are they nice?

Scrap that even bad pizza is pretty good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x"

What’s long and hard and has “cum” in it..?

A cucumber.. of course..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x

You and me both. Don't have nudes, you can have boobs if you want? Sending hugs too

Sending hugs to you both

x x"

Oh that sounds nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicago Town pizza for lunch,

nudity always cheers me up too unfortunately I have no good jokes though

What is a Chicago Town pizza?

All pizza is amazing obvs - is it a local takeaway?

No no

Frozen crap from Farmfoods but! It’s pizza

Ohhh lol yes I know the one you mean now!

Are they nice?

Scrap that even bad pizza is pretty good

Fills a hole at lunch time anyway

that’s all I need

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

did you hear about the irish woodworm? it was found dead in a brick !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I command you to smile you have one of the prettiest smiles here now grin for your life

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have decided upon a healthy tea tonight. Bacon sarnies it is

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

3 nurses walk into a morgue and notice one of the bodies has a huge erection, the first nurse turns round to the others and says, im not letting this go to waste, and rides it to her hearts content, seeing how satisfied the first nurse is the second nurse goes for it aswell, the third nurse looks hesitant so the other two ask whats up, she says she's on her period, the first nurse says it doesn't matter hes dead anyway, so she goes for it, shortly after she finishes the dead guy sits up opens his eyes and looks at the nurses, with a shocked look on her face the first nurse asks how he has come back to life, he replied with two jump starts and a blood transfusion im good to go

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By *otSoNewAnymoreMan
over a year ago

North East

"I command you to smile you have one of the prettiest smiles here now grin for your life

wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I command you to smile you have one of the prettiest smiles here now grin for your life

wtf"
oh the horror

i see a little white knight of a man

Scaramoosh scaramoosh can you do the fandango?

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

My nudes are too laughable, so here is a joke instead:

Q: Why is masturbation just like procrastination?

A: It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.

And it will be fried eggs with bacon on toast for diner tonight

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By *otSoNewAnymoreMan
over a year ago

North East

"I command you to smile you have one of the prettiest smiles here now grin for your life

wtfoh the horror

i see a little white knight of a man

Scaramoosh scaramoosh can you do the fandango?"

wtf?

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Just prepared a chicken n mushroom chow mien.. for tea.. with egg noodles..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in a mood too so gone out and bought pretty things That I can’t really afford

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Her "Why is it you can always unclip my bra with one hand, in a quick and smooth movement?"

Him "I was a hungry baby!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are so many in such rotten moods so often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I command you to smile you have one of the prettiest smiles here now grin for your life

wtfoh the horror

i see a little white knight of a man

Scaramoosh scaramoosh can you do the fandango?

wtf?"
iv got a sneaking suspicion either 1 you have a crush on me or 2 a problem with me seen as you been following me around like a lost lamb all day now calm down with the fake outrage nobody will be impressed it wont get you laid and calm your storm

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Can of beef soup

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Lewes

I cannot send you any nudes but to be fair they're all available to view on my profile if you need a perv to cheer you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway sorry about that miss poppins at least you got a little drama nothing else to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear you could do with cheering up.

I dont have any nudes so youll have to use your fabulous imagination....and yes I'll do all those sordid things you like

Pizza - got to eat it because its out of date

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By *riendlyStarMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Please send nudes or jokes or tell me what you're having for dinner.

Thanks in advance x"

I cant message due to age. Im ill only managed a bowl of cereal today so far. Belly rumbling just cant decide what I'd like.

Hope you feel better soon!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hugs to you Poppins

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

You need a spoon full of medicine, young lady!

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