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Why has an OSTRICH never won the London marathon ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They run at 45mph for goodness sake..

I can't find anything in the rules saying they can't enter..

So why..why..why..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They run at 45mph for goodness sake..

I can't find anything in the rules saying they can't enter..

So why..why..why.."

I dunno.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They had their heads in the sand at the start and missed the starting pistol

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By *kynyrd64Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

They can,t find any running shoes to fit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emu would have if rod hull didnt spend the day fisting him

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You'd think Bernie Clifton would do better that he he has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Udain Bolt can run at twenty seven miles per hour, doesn't mean he can do it for twenty six miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd think Bernie Clifton would do better that he he has. "

Damn, someone beat me to Bernie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They had their heads in the sand at the start and missed the starting pistol "

I pictured that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They run at 45 mph but only run for about 3 or 4 miles at a time, then have a break for several hours. On that basis it would take them a long time to complete a marathon.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"They run at 45mph for goodness sake..

I can't find anything in the rules saying they can't enter..

So why..why..why.."

I think you’ll find that a runner dressed as an ostrich has run the fastest fancy dressed time

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They run at 45 mph but only run for about 3 or 4 miles at a time, then have a break for several hours. On that basis it would take them a long time to complete a marathon. "

So they'd be better for relay racing I'm thinking

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"They run at 45mph for goodness sake..

I can't find anything in the rules saying they can't enter..

So why..why..why..

I think you’ll find that a runner dressed as an ostrich has run the fastest fancy dressed time "

Yeah, but a proper ostrich costume has the person facing backwards so the knees are the right way around.

I don't fancy running 26 miles backwards!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They run at 45 mph but only run for about 3 or 4 miles at a time, then have a break for several hours. On that basis it would take them a long time to complete a marathon. "

Or a Snickers..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ostriches aren't allowed in an 'egg and spoon "race ..

Their eggs deemed to give them an unfair advantage..

Government rules and regulations gone mad.......... probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They run at 45 mph but only run for about 3 or 4 miles at a time, then have a break for several hours. On that basis it would take them a long time to complete a marathon.

So they'd be better for relay racing I'm thinking "

Personally I wouldn't put too much faith in an ostrich. They are also very unreliable, are prone to taking days of sick, not really committed to anything and contrary to popular belief...they don't taste like chicken.

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Do you know how Bernie attaches himself to the ostrich? Well you wouldn’t run well either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably struggles to fill in the application form

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"They run at 45 mph but only run for about 3 or 4 miles at a time, then have a break for several hours. On that basis it would take them a long time to complete a marathon.

So they'd be better for relay racing I'm thinking "

They have a lot of difficulty exchanging the baton.

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