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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Love how you stimulate my mind

Did you know that bonobo apes are nearly all bisexual and 70% of their sexual encounters are not meant for reproduction, they use sex to resolve conflicts between individuals x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck im more rogue lion phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas "

How do I enter?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Love how you stimulate my mind

Did you know that bonobo apes are nearly all bisexual and 70% of their sexual encounters are not meant for reproduction, they use sex to resolve conflicts between individuals x"

Can you imagine the mess made during the Brexit negotiations if humans resolved differences the same way? They would all be a lot happier though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

How do I enter? "

From behind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love how you stimulate my mind

Did you know that bonobo apes are nearly all bisexual and 70% of their sexual encounters are not meant for reproduction, they use sex to resolve conflicts between individuals x"

Always glad to stimulate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbara used to say I wasn't Alpha enough. Bless her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Barbara used to say I wasn't Alpha enough. Bless her "

That’s why you shouldn’t fuck your neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Barbara used to say I wasn't Alpha enough. Bless her

That’s why you shouldn’t fuck your neighbours "

Used to love that sitcom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Barbara used to say I wasn't Alpha enough. Bless her

That’s why you shouldn’t fuck your neighbours

Used to love that sitcom. "

Good neighbours become gooooooooooooood sex partners

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Love how you stimulate my mind

Did you know that bonobo apes are nearly all bisexual and 70% of their sexual encounters are not meant for reproduction, they use sex to resolve conflicts between individuals x"

David Attenborough didn’t tell us that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Barbara used to say I wasn't Alpha enough. Bless her

That’s why you shouldn’t fuck your neighbours

Used to love that sitcom.

Good neighbours become gooooooooooooood sex partners "

And you don't need to pay for a new fence

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Love how you stimulate my mind

Did you know that bonobo apes are nearly all bisexual and 70% of their sexual encounters are not meant for reproduction, they use sex to resolve conflicts between individuals x

Can you imagine the mess made during the Brexit negotiations if humans resolved differences the same way? They would all be a lot happier though. "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love how you stimulate my mind

Did you know that bonobo apes are nearly all bisexual and 70% of their sexual encounters are not meant for reproduction, they use sex to resolve conflicts between individuals x David Attenborough didn’t tell us that "

He's too busy fucking bonobos

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Love how you stimulate my mind

Did you know that bonobo apes are nearly all bisexual and 70% of their sexual encounters are not meant for reproduction, they use sex to resolve conflicts between individuals x David Attenborough didn’t tell us that "

I think that would be a after 9pm requirement

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Love how you stimulate my mind

Did you know that bonobo apes are nearly all bisexual and 70% of their sexual encounters are not meant for reproduction, they use sex to resolve conflicts between individuals x David Attenborough didn’t tell us that "

someone did as i knew as id seen it on the television

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the Romans defeated another army they would bugger the survivors to show them who's the boss. Not something you read in general history books but true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When the Romans defeated another army they would bugger the survivors to show them who's the boss. Not something you read in general history books but true."

I knew it was cool to be gay, it seemed manlier

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas "

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking "

The ultra alpha. The alpha god

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking

The ultra alpha. The alpha god"

Praise be to the ultra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy is confident enough to fuck another guy, that's a big tick in my book.. Luckily I have such a guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If a guy is confident enough to fuck another guy, that's a big tick in my book.. Luckily I have such a guy "

#alphaalpha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beta as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Beta as fuck "

I like your profile photo. Nice filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Beta as fuck

I like your profile photo. Nice filters "

No thank you

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking

The ultra alpha. The alpha god

Praise be to the ultra "

Id pay good money to witness that!

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking "

Two straight Alphas right? And surely the Uber-Alpha should be getting wanked off by a third straight Alpha, while sitting on a throne made of Betas, and a Gamma is filming the whole thing so the Deltas and Lambdas can see what they should be aspiring to. Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

How do I enter?

From behind "

A real alpha looks you in the eyes....

Fuzz

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking

Two straight Alphas right? And surely the Uber-Alpha should be getting wanked off by a third straight Alpha, while sitting on a throne made of Betas, and a Gamma is filming the whole thing so the Deltas and Lambdas can see what they should be aspiring to. Right?"

You forgot as many do the omega man who slyly orchestrated the whole thing from behind the scenes and the alpha happily claimed the whole idea

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking

Two straight Alphas right? And surely the Uber-Alpha should be getting wanked off by a third straight Alpha, while sitting on a throne made of Betas, and a Gamma is filming the whole thing so the Deltas and Lambdas can see what they should be aspiring to. Right?"

No, two straight alphas is like trying to connect two magnets of the same polarity.

It’s physically impossible.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking

Two straight Alphas right? And surely the Uber-Alpha should be getting wanked off by a third straight Alpha, while sitting on a throne made of Betas, and a Gamma is filming the whole thing so the Deltas and Lambdas can see what they should be aspiring to. Right?

No, two straight alphas is like trying to connect two magnets of the same polarity.

It’s physically impossible."

Noooooooo I want two for my MfM

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking

Two straight Alphas right? And surely the Uber-Alpha should be getting wanked off by a third straight Alpha, while sitting on a throne made of Betas, and a Gamma is filming the whole thing so the Deltas and Lambdas can see what they should be aspiring to. Right?

No, two straight alphas is like trying to connect two magnets of the same polarity.

It’s physically impossible.

Noooooooo I want two for my MfM "

MFM is OK cause their cocks ‘shouldn’t’ touch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Beta as fuck

I like your profile photo. Nice filters

No thank you "

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking

Two straight Alphas right? And surely the Uber-Alpha should be getting wanked off by a third straight Alpha, while sitting on a throne made of Betas, and a Gamma is filming the whole thing so the Deltas and Lambdas can see what they should be aspiring to. Right?

No, two straight alphas is like trying to connect two magnets of the same polarity.

It’s physically impossible."

maths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over time I've become so Alpha other people think I've bummed them and all I've said is "hello"....

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"Fucks other men.

The alpha of alphas

Wrong.

A real alpha of alphas makes an alpha man fuck another man then wanks over them both fucking

Two straight Alphas right? And surely the Uber-Alpha should be getting wanked off by a third straight Alpha, while sitting on a throne made of Betas, and a Gamma is filming the whole thing so the Deltas and Lambdas can see what they should be aspiring to. Right?"

I started reading that, but to be honest I just started thinking about Italian cars (and exhaust oxygen sensors).

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I don't mind a willy up my bum but only if it's a rubber one. #gammamalesrule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind a willy up my bum but only if it's a rubber one. #gammamalesrule"

That's makes it sound like gratuitous but emotionless for full ment

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I don't mind a willy up my bum but only if it's a rubber one. #gammamalesrule

That's makes it sound like gratuitous but emotionless for full ment "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't mind a willy up my bum but only if it's a rubber one. #gammamalesrule

That's makes it sound like gratuitous but emotionless for full ment

Yeah"

Yeah

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By *lutonicMan
over a year ago

Leicester

This could have endless possibilities, however fundamental part is SEX. Who cares, who's doing who, as long as it's unconditional fun. If there are too many Alpha's, then somebody has to he the 'Beta'??

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By *lutonicMan
over a year ago

Leicester

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This could have endless possibilities, however fundamental part is SEX. Who cares, who's doing who, as long as it's unconditional fun. If there are too many Alpha's, then somebody has to he the 'Beta'??"

You’re the beta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is the kind of thread I come to the forums for. I've slightly lost track of the rules here... can we just bum each other and OP tell us who wins? The monkeys aren't involved though... right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now this is the kind of thread I come to the forums for. I've slightly lost track of the rules here... can we just bum each other and OP tell us who wins? The monkeys aren't involved though... right? "

Yes and yes. Please start the bumming

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