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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”.

I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”.

I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me "
mightbhave something to do with covid19 and people nit meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”.

I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me mightbhave something to do with covid19 and people nit meeting "

Yes. Yes, let’s say it’s that.

Definitely not my face which looks like a slapped arse. Yes. Covid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just searched for 'throwing a sausage up the m5' and got this as the top result:

'Liz Truss takes up sausage offer at M5 service station' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35559712)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Any pics of Liz taking up the sausage offer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just searched for 'throwing a sausage up the m5' and got this as the top result:

'Liz Truss takes up sausage offer at M5 service station' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35559712)"

I just sprayed my drink of water everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just searched for 'throwing a sausage up the m5' and got this as the top result:

'Liz Truss takes up sausage offer at M5 service station' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35559712)

I just sprayed my drink of water everywhere "

Just don't take a sausage up the truss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wizards sleeve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol"

I prefer throwing a bone into a cave.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”.

I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me "

It could be Worce. You could have had nun at all...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Every man who has slept with me

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”.

I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me "

That's because you're offering toffee... Try cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had had a bird years ago, was like opening the window and shagging the night.... still felt good, just took abit more work to make myself cum

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

I love a bucket fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but had many a party sausage try passing as a jumbo bratwurst

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Wha

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"No, but had many a party sausage try passing as a jumbo bratwurst "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Every man who has slept with me"

So I heard. Apparently when people talk to you, there's an echo.

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By *okemanGoMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Better than trying to get a marshmallow in a money box

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Every man who has slept with me

So I heard. Apparently when people talk to you, there's an echo. "

It's true. You could use me as a megaphone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol"

Ummmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen the m5 is it shaped like a frying pan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol"

I've never heard that saying before.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why's it always the M5? Other motorways are available.......

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The only ones I've heard of are, like throwing a pork chop up an alley, or waving a pencil in the Albert Hall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I have actually.

LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I have actually.

LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum. "

I never forget your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I have actually.

LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum.

I never forget your mum."

She does have a big fanny to be fair Jimbo.

You can fit your bed in it if you wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I have actually.

LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum.

I never forget your mum.

She does have a big fanny to be fair Jimbo.

You can fit your bed in it if you wanted. "

Cosy.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"No, but had many a party sausage try passing as a jumbo bratwurst "

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