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"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”. I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me " mightbhave something to do with covid19 and people nit meeting | |||
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"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”. I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me mightbhave something to do with covid19 and people nit meeting " Yes. Yes, let’s say it’s that. Definitely not my face which looks like a slapped arse. Yes. Covid. | |||
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"Just searched for 'throwing a sausage up the m5' and got this as the top result: 'Liz Truss takes up sausage offer at M5 service station' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35559712)" I just sprayed my drink of water everywhere | |||
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"Just searched for 'throwing a sausage up the m5' and got this as the top result: 'Liz Truss takes up sausage offer at M5 service station' (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-35559712) I just sprayed my drink of water everywhere " Just don't take a sausage up the truss | |||
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"Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol" I prefer throwing a bone into a cave. | |||
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"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”. I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me " It could be Worce. You could have had nun at all... | |||
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"You could have stopped after “Has anyone ever been with a woman”. I can’t get Foof for toffee. I beginning think it might be me " That's because you're offering toffee... Try cake | |||
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"No, but had many a party sausage try passing as a jumbo bratwurst " | |||
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"Every man who has slept with me" So I heard. Apparently when people talk to you, there's an echo. | |||
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"Every man who has slept with me So I heard. Apparently when people talk to you, there's an echo. " It's true. You could use me as a megaphone. | |||
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"Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol" Ummmm | |||
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"Anyone e ever been with a woman and I'd been like throwing a sausage up the m5.. I havnt as I dont think women are ever loose. But I really wanted an excuse to use that saying lol" I've never heard that saying before. | |||
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"Yeah I have actually. LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum. " I never forget your mum. | |||
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"Yeah I have actually. LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum. I never forget your mum." She does have a big fanny to be fair Jimbo. You can fit your bed in it if you wanted. | |||
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"Yeah I have actually. LaceyRed was one, couldn't feel a fucking thing but don't forget Queenie and also JamieHants and last but by no means least, your mum. I never forget your mum. She does have a big fanny to be fair Jimbo. You can fit your bed in it if you wanted. " Cosy. | |||
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