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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Using items next to your cock on your photo picture.

To measure your length and size.

IE, aerosol cans or energy drinks, lol

To impress the men and women on (fab).

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

My favourite ones are the shoe comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so bored of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a post Iv never seen, very interested

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'd be more impressed if any of these guys had an actual tape measure in their pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite ones are the shoe comparison "

Can I use one of your shoes? Mine are too big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be more impressed if any of these guys had an actual tape measure in their pics"

You mean to measure the sky remote so you know the accuracy?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I'd be more impressed if any of these guys had an actual tape measure in their pics

You mean to measure the sky remote so you know the accuracy? "

Yes exactly, since I don't have a sky remote but I do own a tape measure it would be most helpful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be more impressed if any of these guys had an actual tape measure in their pics

You mean to measure the sky remote so you know the accuracy? "

Sky. remote is the classic 1, lol.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"My favourite ones are the shoe comparison

Can I use one of your shoes? Mine are too big "

You want my little shoes they are only a 3 1/2 you know

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By *ungislanderMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

I feel silly for using the old fashioned tape measure.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I would use my phone but you can’t see that

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Dunno which would be more flattering to use a steel rule or a Virgin remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use lego bricks...I am at least 10 blocks high

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"I use lego bricks...I am at least 10 blocks high"

Duplo bricks?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I use lego bricks...I am at least 10 blocks high"

Proper Lego or the mega blocks ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rampant rabbit is my favourite...the superior alternative.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I find it laughable to be honest it’s like I’ve no personality but I’ve got a big dick Perhaps that’s all they have going for them hence I won’t touch another mans remote control as you never know what it’s been placed alongside i noticed recently on the fab hot pics a bloke had a cheap bottle of plonk next to his dick not sure what he was trying to prove was it I have a biggish cock but I’m a bit of a cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if I use another dick?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"What if I use another dick?"
plenty do tineye sorts them out

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"Using items next to your cock on your photo picture.

To measure your length and size.

IE, aerosol cans or energy drinks, lol

To impress the men and women on (fab)."

Nah, I don’t bother. I’ve only got one dick pic it does it’s job fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if I use another dick?

plenty do tineye sorts them out "

I meant as a comparison

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"What if I use another dick?

plenty do tineye sorts them out

I meant as a comparison "

I take it your not keen on the fab way by using a remote or a tin of cheap deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if I use another dick?

plenty do tineye sorts them out

I meant as a comparison

I take it your not keen on the fab way by using a remote or a tin of cheap deodorant "

I'm just trying to blaze my own trail. Plus I don't use Lynx or have Sky

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"What if I use another dick?

plenty do tineye sorts them out

I meant as a comparison

I take it your not keen on the fab way by using a remote or a tin of cheap deodorant

I'm just trying to blaze my own trail. Plus I don't use Lynx or have Sky "

good on you chap I like someone who doesn’t follow the crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite ones are the shoe comparison "
if I put my nob next to a child shoe I can make it look like a size 10 shoe and I'd look massive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be more impressed if any of these guys had an actual tape measure in their pics"

I do but it isn’t for public eyes as I realised after taking it how pathetic it was to be measuring my cock at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a fun-size (there’s a misnomer if there ever was one) Mars bar?

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

So What is classed as big

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"So What is classed as big "
Pringles tin

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

That's big

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I'd be more impressed if any of these guys had an actual tape measure in their pics

I do but it isn’t for public eyes as I realised after taking it how pathetic it was to be measuring my cock at all "

it's not pathetic, some women are size queens & need to know these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a tooth pick to compare mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using items next to your cock on your photo picture.

To measure your length and size.

IE, aerosol cans or energy drinks, lol

To impress the men and women on (fab).

Nah, I don’t bother. I’ve only got one dick pic it does it’s job fine."

It’s not public so do we have to take your word for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be more impressed if any of these guys had an actual tape measure in their pics

I do but it isn’t for public eyes as I realised after taking it how pathetic it was to be measuring my cock at all

it's not pathetic, some women are size queens & need to know these things "

I couldn’t have said it better

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I once used a bottle of Jameson between my boobs to compare so glad they do them mini bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once used a bottle of Jameson between my boobs to compare so glad they do them mini bottles "

Haha this tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I use lego bricks...I am at least 10 blocks high"

Duplo bricks?

I use lego bricks...I am at least 10 blocks high

Proper Lego or the mega blocks ones? "

I only use official lego bricks

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"That's big "
yes it can be a hindrance at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Using items next to your cock on your photo picture.

To measure your length and size.

IE, aerosol cans or energy drinks, lol

To impress the men and women on (fab).

Nah, I don’t bother. I’ve only got one dick pic it does it’s job fine.

It’s not public so do we have to take your word for that "

I guess so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite ones are the shoe comparison if I put my nob next to a child shoe I can make it look like a size 10 shoe and I'd look massive lol "

I’d be very careful where you go with this idea...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m very scientific in my methods; I always use the iOS ‘Measure’ app and post my stats next to my phallus.

I think the said app is on the blink though.....1 inch?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines shrinking it once was 6 and 3/4 inches but i was a skinny teen as i age i think my cock must work like pencils more you use it gets ware and tear and more fat its officially 16.25cm now or just under 6 and half inch if your old fashioned i only know cos i measured it yesterday as i was measuring my neck and my arms and thought i wonder anyway thats my story and im sticking to it thank you for reading about my beautiful penis now for a story about my nose......

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By *oc1998Man
over a year ago

Dundalk

I just used a bottle of deodrant tbf XD

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham


"I feel silly for using the old fashioned tape measure. "

You should use a cricket bat x

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By *heGentleman2024Man
over a year ago

North West

Ive got a tongue in cheek comparison with the old “Monster cock can” i mean, you got to have a sense of humour right?

Sponsored aswell haha

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"Using items next to your cock on your photo picture.

To measure your length and size.

IE, aerosol cans or energy drinks, lol

To impress the men and women on (fab).

Nah, I don’t bother. I’ve only got one dick pic it does it’s job fine.

It’s not public so do we have to take your word for that "

I will forward, but only if provoked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite ones are the shoe comparison "

But if it's a foot, what else is a chap supposed to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite ones are the shoe comparison

Can I use one of your shoes? Mine are too big

You want my little shoes they are only a 3 1/2 you know "

There is method to my madness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha nothing says let's go out like a sure can held up next to ya todger

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton


"I'd be more impressed if any of these guys had an actual tape measure in their pics"

You wouldnt be impressed if i done that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sell deodorants in mini cans now may help

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton


"They sell deodorants in mini cans now may help "

Im still not going to risk that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll on maybe?

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton


"Roll on maybe? "

Roll ons bigger than a mini can

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By *iptonblokeMan
over a year ago

tipton

Sod it i just wont do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be more impressed if any of these guys had an actual tape measure in their pics"

I saw a tape measure pic yesterday. I was impressed.

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