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"jabba the hutt"  Bugger! My cunning plan has failed somewhat miserably 
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"Freddie crugar x "Drat!  | |||
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"Freddie..much nicer than the ex" My confidence is taking a real battering tonight
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"Freddy.... he can tease my back with his nails " A fair point actually (But damn again!) | |||
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"Freddie... I totally can ruin it bt saying I met Robert Englund... I soooo would!!!!" He seems a lovely bloke in real life
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"If I choose you, will you stop trying to put celery up my bottom? Lu " I promise  | |||
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"DeWalt chop saw would be good! " A great make indeed; I always used to be a Makita lov - wait; Hold on a minute!  | |||
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"Mildred, I've heard she gives a good gum job "I can personally vouch for her oral skills | |||
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"Have you seen Jabba the Huts tongue? "Errrrr....you do make a strong case there
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"We MUST, must we? Where does it say that (apart from here)? " Ooo go on; You know you want to..... | |||
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"Mildred. Especially if she’s still got some birthday cake left over. " It was lovely cake indeed; The fire crew were none too happy about the resulting fire from all the candles though...
She showed me her telegram from the queen after our passionate encounter though which was rather nice | |||
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"Wanders back to the cave with the chop saw.... Think I might invent a kitchen table " As a bonus, I’ll throw in a DeWalt angle grinder for your project | |||
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"That's a hard one. Freddy or me. I'll take me "Freddy’s doing well tonight with the ladies (I must get some tips from him!) | |||
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"Freddy" What about if I borrowed his jumper and hat? | |||
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP "A vote for me at last! Thank you xxx | |||
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"I reckon Mildred, shed make a mean Sunday roast "All the trimmings - trust me, she sure works ones appetite up.... | |||
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP
A vote for me at last! Thank you xxx "You look kinda tasty | |||
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP
A vote for me at last! Thank you xxx
You look kinda tasty "As do you
You may have to forgive me tasting of bird poop tonight though; One of Putin’s prize pigeons was ordered to fly all the way from the Spire of Salisbury Cathedral to dive bomb me.
The mission was a success..... | |||
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"I'd probably give Mildred a go even if the other options weren't maimy/deathy. " A wise choice What old Mildred lacks in flexibility, she more than makes up for in enthusiasm | |||
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"You always xx" Thank you gorgeous xxx | |||
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"You always xx Thank you gorgeous xxx "
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty " Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now "Sulking why x I picked you x | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x"True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob* | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob* "Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?  | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob* "Yeah but Mildred was an actress x | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj? " I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails) | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Yeah but Mildred was an actress x"I heard that she was vote rigging here to | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Yeah but Mildred was an actress x
I heard that she was vote rigging here to "Yes she was x | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails) "Have you washed it? Hate it when it’s cheesy.  | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy. "He better had | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy. "Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second.... | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy.
Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second.... "Best sand it down a bit too | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy.
Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second....
Best sand it down a bit too "I might require a chisel - it’s a bit worse than I thought..... | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy.
Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second....
Best sand it down a bit too
I might require a chisel - it’s a bit worse than I thought..... "Hang on. I have a battery grinder in my handbag. | |||
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"I’m going with Freddie. My nails aren’t quite as long but they’re pretty
Freddy is fast running away with this and is proving himself to be a major stud here.
Meanwhile Jabba is demanding a recount and is muttering something about Jedi mind tricks will not work on him which I’m assuming is some form of embittered gripe at his lack of votes.
Me? I’m just sulking now
Sulking why x I picked you x
True indeed but tallying up the total votes I’m trailing in last place
Even Mildred has more votes *sob*
Oh ffs; do you want a quick bj?
I think that will definitely help; (Yesss! My puppy dog eyes technique never fails)
Have you washed it?
Hate it when it’s cheesy.
Hold on.....let me just run it under the tap for a second....
Best sand it down a bit too
I might require a chisel - it’s a bit worse than I thought.....
Hang on. I have a battery grinder in my handbag. "I’ll just brace myself and find something to bite down upon. Here’s a big lump of cheese I just found in my sink......oh.....wait....  | |||
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP
A vote for me at last! Thank you xxx
You look kinda tasty
As do you
You may have to forgive me tasting of bird poop tonight though; One of Putin’s prize pigeons was ordered to fly all the way from the Spire of Salisbury Cathedral to dive bomb me.
The mission was a success..... "Sorry I fell asleep last night
We should have a shower to clear up the pigeon poop - would you like to soap up my boobs?! | |||
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP
A vote for me at last! Thank you xxx
You look kinda tasty
As do you
You may have to forgive me tasting of bird poop tonight though; One of Putin’s prize pigeons was ordered to fly all the way from the Spire of Salisbury Cathedral to dive bomb me.
The mission was a success.....
Sorry I fell asleep last night
We should have a shower to clear up the pigeon poop - would you like to soap up my boobs?! " That sounds a brilliant idea. Boobies make for the best shower sponges | |||
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"Depends if the Great White is a male or female. I’ve not got the ghey or owt. "The good news is that if you hold on tight during the act, the teeth will be at the other end so you should be safe..... | |||
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"Id have to say you, especially with that chest "Thank you x | |||
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"Mildreds need loving too "She may need a bit of help out the bath to.... | |||
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"Mildreds need loving too
She may need a bit of help out the bath to.... "Rather that than chasing a shark around an ocean or the very thought of a chop saw near my junk | |||
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"Il pick you "Shall we share? | |||
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"Ummmmmmm, you OP
A vote for me at last! Thank you xxx
You look kinda tasty
As do you
You may have to forgive me tasting of bird poop tonight though; One of Putin’s prize pigeons was ordered to fly all the way from the Spire of Salisbury Cathedral to dive bomb me.
The mission was a success.....
Sorry I fell asleep last night
We should have a shower to clear up the pigeon poop - would you like to soap up my boobs?!
That sounds a brilliant idea. Boobies make for the best shower sponges "Soap them up and I'll rub them all over you | |||
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"Il pick you "Only because you’re jealous that I’ve hooked up with Mildred x | |||
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"Il pick you
Shall we share? "Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is  lovely lady x | |||
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"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x"Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too | |||
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"Il pick you
Only because you’re jealous that I’ve hooked up with Mildred x"Just cause she can take her teeth out does not mean she will be better | |||
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"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too "Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy | |||
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"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too
Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy "Good idea. Sensual and I just had a soapy shower | |||
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"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too
Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy
Good idea. Sensual and I just had a soapy shower "Ohh to be in that shower all soapy with you | |||
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"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too
Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy
Good idea. Sensual and I just had a soapy shower
Ohh to be in that shower all soapy with you "Come and join us, three isn't a crowd | |||
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"Il pick you
Shall we share?
Ohh yes that’s a great idea today’s pic is lovely lady x
Ohhhhhhh let's share, hurrah! Your pic is pretty damn tasty too
Thank you il bring my face cloth it might get messy
Good idea. Sensual and I just had a soapy shower
Ohh to be in that shower all soapy with you
Come and join us, three isn't a crowd "Perfect | |||
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"Il pick you "Thank you I think that vote now edges me just ahead of Jabba in the rankings.
In revenge though, he has just deployed the fearsome Rancor from the pit which is presently bashing on my roof... | |||
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"I'll have to go with jabba, I like a meaty fella " Jabba is certainly more cuddly than me; His voice is also sexier.... | |||
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"I mean, whilst there are a lot of clever and witty answers above, I'll take your fine ass any day SL
Mildred can watch if you like " Mildred has asked if she might join in? | |||
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