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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to Tuesday nights forum roll call nocturnal thread..

If you're present and correct why not stop by and say hello....

What have you been up to this evening?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeevening

Quite night in for us...already in bed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ohhhh kinky for a nocturnal thread. Present and correct Captain Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Eeeevening

Quite night in for us...already in bed "

Good evening Turkish delights...congrats on being tonights first posters

Your prize is a packet of hob nobs.....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hello Ash, Lorna. Hello everyone.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ohhhh kinky for a nocturnal thread. Present and correct Captain Ash "

Good evening corporal KC and the sunshine band...

I thought I would mix things up a bit tonight...

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Evening Ash. Present and most definitely not correct lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeeevening

Quite night in for us...already in bed

Good evening Turkish delights...congrats on being tonights first posters

Your prize is a packet of hob nobs....."

Get in!

Thanks ash

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ohhhh kinky for a nocturnal thread. Present and correct Captain Ash

Good evening corporal KC and the sunshine band...

I thought I would mix things up a bit tonight... "

Variety is the spice of life, as they say. I've just got off a video call to my posse of lady chums. We've known each other since the start of secondary school (and that includes S too, although he is not a lady )

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash, Lorna. Hello everyone."

Good evening Lorraine....how are you doing today?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash. Present and most definitely not correct lol xx"

Good evening nurse.....I had a feeling you weren't correct

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good evening Ash. We are present and mostly correct.

We are catching up with Bake off and deciding if a trip to the flagship Home Bargains store in Liverpool could be considered a romantic break.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Eeeevening

Quite night in for us...already in bed

Good evening Turkish delights...congrats on being tonights first posters

Your prize is a packet of hob nobs.....

Get in!

Thanks ash "

You're very welcome...I'm sorry there were 2 hob nobs missing

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening master ash XXX

Have a brand new bed with air mattress so hopefully Ile get some sleep instead of another pressure sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will sit waiting patiently for my torso match up

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Evening guys and girls had a bit of are own naughty fun

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Good Evening Ash, how's tricks?

Taking part in the letter challenge in the forum. Been having quite a bit of fun with it

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ohhhh kinky for a nocturnal thread. Present and correct Captain Ash

Good evening corporal KC and the sunshine band...

I thought I would mix things up a bit tonight...

Variety is the spice of life, as they say. I've just got off a video call to my posse of lady chums. We've known each other since the start of secondary school (and that includes S too, although he is not a lady )"

That sounded like a fun video call

My old school had a reunion last year but I wasnt able to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash and Lorna!! Been chatting and perving on here mainly .... with a bit of Bake Off and Married At First Sight on in the background!!

Hope you've had a great evening! x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash. We are present and mostly correct.

We are catching up with Bake off and deciding if a trip to the flagship Home Bargains store in Liverpool could be considered a romantic break. "

Good evening curious couple....thanks for reporting in...I'm not sure I like home and Lorna likes a bargain so it could well be romantic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening ash

Wonko falling in through the door slightly pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Ash!

I’m here, present and correct

How’re you and the lovely Lorna this evening? X

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Evening Ash. Present and most definitely not correct lol xx

Good evening nurse.....I had a feeling you weren't correct "

Never Ash xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all, hope we're having a good evening.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening master ash XXX

Have a brand new bed with air mattress so hopefully Ile get some sleep instead of another pressure sore "

Good evening Voddy....that sounds nice....I hope you will get a really good nights sleep now x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"

Will sit waiting patiently for my torso match up "

Good evening ms busty.....I hope your torso match up ticks all your boxes

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening guys and girls had a bit of are own naughty fun "

Good evening Simply....I'm glad you have had a naughty evening

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good Evening Ash, how's tricks?

Taking part in the letter challenge in the forum. Been having quite a bit of fun with it "

Good everyone Ssb.....I'm good thanks mate.....good luck with the letter challenge

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Good Evening Ash, how's tricks?

Taking part in the letter challenge in the forum. Been having quite a bit of fun with it

Good everyone Ssb.....I'm good thanks mate.....good luck with the letter challenge "

Good to hear! And thank you, only 20 more letters to go

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna!! Been chatting and perving on here mainly .... with a bit of Bake Off and Married At First Sight on in the background!!

Hope you've had a great evening! x"

Good evening princess tiana....we are having a great evening thank you....I hope you're enjoying both shows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

I’m present

Alas not correct though

Currently sneezing my butt off and scratching my eyeballs out

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash

Wonko falling in through the door slightly pissed "

Evening wonko...it sounds like you could do with a strong coffee.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pree-zent

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hey Ash!

I’m here, present and correct

How’re you and the lovely Lorna this evening? X"

Good evening Kitty...we are doing fab thanks..just chilling out this evening after a busy day. I hope you are well today x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all, hope we're having a good evening."

Good evening robboh.....what are you up to tonight?.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir "

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaah oooooahooooaaa

Eeeaaaaoooooaaaaoooor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all, hope we're having a good evening.

Good evening robboh.....what are you up to tonight?....."

Just perving as usual. Should go to sleep but don't feel like it.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening

I’m present

Alas not correct though

Currently sneezing my butt off and scratching my eyeballs out

"

Good evening Mary.... I hope the sneezing and scratching will both stop soon

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pree-zent "

Evening curvy princess.....Thanks for reporting in

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Aaaah oooooahooooaaa

Eeeaaaaoooooaaaaoooor"

Evening Tarzan.....that sounded pain full....are you ok?....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Ash and Lorna just a bit of tv. Watching an Abba thing we recorded whilst grooming miss Molly

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello all, hope we're having a good evening.

Good evening robboh.....what are you up to tonight?.....

Just perving as usual. Should go to sleep but don't feel like it."

I hope the perving is going well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaah oooooahooooaaa

Eeeaaaaoooooaaaaoooor

Evening Tarzan.....that sounded pain full....are you ok?...."

yes just talking with the local wildlife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

I’m present

Alas not correct though

Currently sneezing my butt off and scratching my eyeballs out

Good evening Mary.... I hope the sneezing and scratching will both stop soon "

It’s the cats fault!!

Little monkey decided to join me on the sofa!

Note to self ! Next time pack your meds !

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna just a bit of tv. Watching an Abba thing we recorded whilst grooming miss Molly "

Good evening Samiss....did you know that ABBA had 9 UK No 1 singles with dancing queen being their biggest hit with 6 weeks at the top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pree-zent

Evening curvy princess.....Thanks for reporting in"

How could i not when you asked so nicely?

What are we all up to this evening?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash and Lorna just a bit of tv. Watching an Abba thing we recorded whilst grooming miss Molly

Good evening Samiss....did you know that ABBA had 9 UK No 1 singles with dancing queen being their biggest hit with 6 weeks at the top."

I didn't know that Ash, but Dancing Queen is my most favourite song, which we have just listened to

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?... "

We seem to have the Feds flying overhead in their chopper. That, or we're being invaded

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Aaaah oooooahooooaaa

Eeeaaaaoooooaaaaoooor

Evening Tarzan.....that sounded pain full....are you ok?....yes just talking with the local wildlife "

What were you talking about?...Covid? Brexit?...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening

I’m present

Alas not correct though

Currently sneezing my butt off and scratching my eyeballs out

Good evening Mary.... I hope the sneezing and scratching will both stop soon

It’s the cats fault!!

Little monkey decided to join me on the sofa!

Note to self ! Next time pack your meds !

"

I understand now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash. Is it illegal for a woman of my age to perv at a 24 yr old?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pree-zent

Evening curvy princess.....Thanks for reporting in

How could i not when you asked so nicely?

What are we all up to this evening?"

What have you been up to tonight?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pree-zent

Evening curvy princess.....Thanks for reporting in

How could i not when you asked so nicely?

What are we all up to this evening?

What have you been up to tonight?....."

Had a lovely relaxing bath, perved you sexy lot, alot! I'm now watching some TV before bed. Yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

I’m present

Alas not correct though

Currently sneezing my butt off and scratching my eyeballs out

Good evening Mary.... I hope the sneezing and scratching will both stop soon

It’s the cats fault!!

Little monkey decided to join me on the sofa!

Note to self ! Next time pack your meds !

I understand now!

"

It’s the one thing that wasn’t on my pack list stupidly

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash and Lorna just a bit of tv. Watching an Abba thing we recorded whilst grooming miss Molly

Good evening Samiss....did you know that ABBA had 9 UK No 1 singles with dancing queen being their biggest hit with 6 weeks at the top.

I didn't know that Ash, but Dancing Queen is my most favourite song, which we have just listened to "

The winner takes it all was their last no 1 in 1980

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

We seem to have the Feds flying overhead in their chopper. That, or we're being invaded "

It could be the Russians up to no good

.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash. Is it illegal for a woman of my age to perv at a 24 yr old?"

Good evening sensual....I think its perfectly acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Smileyface

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello"

Hello Rachel....how was your day?...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?... "

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening handsome

And I’m just perving like I do every night

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike "

I laughed much louder than necessary at this

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pree-zent

Evening curvy princess.....Thanks for reporting in

How could i not when you asked so nicely?

What are we all up to this evening?

What have you been up to tonight?.....

Had a lovely relaxing bath, perved you sexy lot, alot! I'm now watching some TV before bed. Yourself?"

We had a nice fry up for dinner then have been watching a bit of TV and just been chilling out...got another very busy day tomorrow.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening

I’m present

Alas not correct though

Currently sneezing my butt off and scratching my eyeballs out

Good evening Mary.... I hope the sneezing and scratching will both stop soon

It’s the cats fault!!

Little monkey decided to join me on the sofa!

Note to self ! Next time pack your meds !

I understand now!

It’s the one thing that wasn’t on my pack list stupidly

"

I hope you remember to pack them first next time

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Smileyface"

Good evening Jim and a very happy birthday to to you my nocturnal brother...

Have you had a fab day?..

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike

I laughed much louder than necessary at this "

We don’t do things by half in our regiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all in bed here now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash and Lorna just a bit of tv. Watching an Abba thing we recorded whilst grooming miss Molly

Good evening Samiss....did you know that ABBA had 9 UK No 1 singles with dancing queen being their biggest hit with 6 weeks at the top.

I didn't know that Ash, but Dancing Queen is my most favourite song, which we have just listened to

The winner takes it all was their last no 1 in 1980 "

Just been doing a bit of googling about them, I love back stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popping in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

I’m present

Alas not correct though

Currently sneezing my butt off and scratching my eyeballs out

Good evening Mary.... I hope the sneezing and scratching will both stop soon

It’s the cats fault!!

Little monkey decided to join me on the sofa!

Note to self ! Next time pack your meds !

I understand now!

It’s the one thing that wasn’t on my pack list stupidly

I hope you remember to pack them first next time "

Well with brexit and Covid who knows when next time will be but I’ll be sure to put them in my bag next time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike

I laughed much louder than necessary at this

We don’t do things by half in our regiment "

Can I be in your regiment please? I'm very obedient

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike "

Good work Private....that will remind them not to remove their mask next time!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Present and incorrect as always

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening handsome

And I’m just perving like I do every night "

Good evening BBW4U....

That's a great way to spend every evening

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all in bed here now "

Good evening timpa....I hope you had a good Tuesday....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just popping in. "

Hola mi amor

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Present and incorrect as always "

Good evening swing....how are you doing today?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Hello Rachel....how was your day?... "

I booked three kitchen designs.

Mot’d my van

Oh; I’d ordered the next two sizes of vaginal dilators and they arrived today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Smileyface

Good evening Jim and a very happy birthday to to you my nocturnal brother...

Have you had a fab day?.."

It was alright.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike

I laughed much louder than necessary at this

We don’t do things by half in our regiment

Can I be in your regiment please? I'm very obedient "

Of course I hear there’s some people loitering outside the local pub here who didn’t evacuate on time. In fact they had the audacity to stroll out at 10.31(!!!) Your first mission can be to order aerial bombardment on these miscreant scum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Ash, quick visit, before I turn into a pumpkin at midnight!

Hope you are well xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Smileyface

Good evening Jim and a very happy birthday to to you my nocturnal brother...

Have you had a fab day?..

It was alright. "

Is there any cake left?..

.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike

I laughed much louder than necessary at this

We don’t do things by half in our regiment

Can I be in your regiment please? I'm very obedient

Of course I hear there’s some people loitering outside the local pub here who didn’t evacuate on time. In fact they had the audacity to stroll out at 10.31(!!!) Your first mission can be to order aerial bombardment on these miscreant scum! "

I've directed the nearest roost of pigeons to take aim. They're pretty fucking accurate

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash, quick visit, before I turn into a pumpkin at midnight!

Hope you are well xx"

Evening testarosa....nice to see you on the nocturnal thread....I am well thank you...I hope you wont turn into a pumpkin!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It's almost the midnight hour....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pree-zent

Evening curvy princess.....Thanks for reporting in

How could i not when you asked so nicely?

What are we all up to this evening?

What have you been up to tonight?.....

Had a lovely relaxing bath, perved you sexy lot, alot! I'm now watching some TV before bed. Yourself?

We had a nice fry up for dinner then have been watching a bit of TV and just been chilling out...got another very busy day tomorrow....."

I feel you! This week is nuts for me as I'm off from Friday for 10 days so my colleagues are panicking. Bring on the weekend.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike

I laughed much louder than necessary at this

We don’t do things by half in our regiment

Can I be in your regiment please? I'm very obedient

Of course I hear there’s some people loitering outside the local pub here who didn’t evacuate on time. In fact they had the audacity to stroll out at 10.31(!!!) Your first mission can be to order aerial bombardment on these miscreant scum!

I've directed the nearest roost of pigeons to take aim. They're pretty fucking accurate "

That’s the spirit soldier Avian artillery is more accurate than even laser guided missiles; I myself have been targeted multiple times by President Putin’s infamous pigeon assassins; A single pigeon will invariably hit its mark even when I’ve been stood in a crowd full of people.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike

I laughed much louder than necessary at this

We don’t do things by half in our regiment

Can I be in your regiment please? I'm very obedient

Of course I hear there’s some people loitering outside the local pub here who didn’t evacuate on time. In fact they had the audacity to stroll out at 10.31(!!!) Your first mission can be to order aerial bombardment on these miscreant scum!

I've directed the nearest roost of pigeons to take aim. They're pretty fucking accurate

That’s the spirit soldier Avian artillery is more accurate than even laser guided missiles; I myself have been targeted multiple times by President Putin’s infamous pigeon assassins; A single pigeon will invariably hit its mark even when I’ve been stood in a crowd full of people. "

I also took the liberty of confiscating the goods - beer?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am present but not in any way, shape or form correct sir

Good evening private sensual.....have you got anything unusual to report from the front lines tonight?...

There was a brief skirmish in our local Asda earlier when someone took their mask off to sniff some fresh produce but we took care of him good and proper with a mortar strike

I laughed much louder than necessary at this

We don’t do things by half in our regiment

Can I be in your regiment please? I'm very obedient

Of course I hear there’s some people loitering outside the local pub here who didn’t evacuate on time. In fact they had the audacity to stroll out at 10.31(!!!) Your first mission can be to order aerial bombardment on these miscreant scum!

I've directed the nearest roost of pigeons to take aim. They're pretty fucking accurate

That’s the spirit soldier Avian artillery is more accurate than even laser guided missiles; I myself have been targeted multiple times by President Putin’s infamous pigeon assassins; A single pigeon will invariably hit its mark even when I’ve been stood in a crowd full of people.

I also took the liberty of confiscating the goods - beer? "

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Smileyface

Good evening Jim and a very happy birthday to to you my nocturnal brother...

Have you had a fab day?..

It was alright.

Is there any cake left?..

. "

No. But I didn't have any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening - hope everyone is good! -

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pree-zent

Evening curvy princess.....Thanks for reporting in

How could i not when you asked so nicely?

What are we all up to this evening?

What have you been up to tonight?.....

Had a lovely relaxing bath, perved you sexy lot, alot! I'm now watching some TV before bed. Yourself?

We had a nice fry up for dinner then have been watching a bit of TV and just been chilling out...got another very busy day tomorrow.....

I feel you! This week is nuts for me as I'm off from Friday for 10 days so my colleagues are panicking. Bring on the weekend."

I hope you enjoy those 10 days off

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Smileyface

Good evening Jim and a very happy birthday to to you my nocturnal brother...

Have you had a fab day?..

It was alright.

Is there any cake left?..

.

No. But I didn't have any. "

No cake Jim?...Have they run out in Shrewsbury?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash "

Good midnight midnight... .how are you doing this evening?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening - hope everyone is good! -

"

Evening moomoo....how was your Tuesday?..

.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening ash

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening ash "

Ooooooooft, it's Benny Wood

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello my darlings, how are we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening ash

Ooooooooft, it's Benny Wood "

Hi kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Smileyface

Good evening Jim and a very happy birthday to to you my nocturnal brother...

Have you had a fab day?..

It was alright.

Is there any cake left?..

.

No. But I didn't have any.

No cake Jim?...Have they run out in Shrewsbury?.... "

Haha. I'm glad it's the 21st to be honest.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening ash

Ooooooooft, it's Benny Wood

Hi kinky "

Hello you gorgeous hunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings, how are we all? "

Hello, Jamie darling. I'm alright. Was Tuesday better than Monday?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello my darlings, how are we all?

Hello, Jamie darling. I'm alright. Was Tuesday better than Monday? "

Tuesday was much much better. It was less mondayish. I should be sleeping as I start a new job tomorrow but I can’t sleep.

How was your birthday? Was it magical?

Happy birthday Boxing Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening - hope everyone is good! -

Evening moomoo....how was your Tuesday?..

."

Yeah it wasnt too bad thank you. Chilled day went to have my haircut needed one before the 2 week Lockdown pending friday for me (im in swansea)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash

Good midnight midnight... .how are you doing this evening?...."

I'm a bit flat... Trying to gee myself uo.. I need to make a really good impression on Friday at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening ash "

Saunters up like daisy may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello my darlings, how are we all?

Hello, Jamie darling. I'm alright. Was Tuesday better than Monday?

Tuesday was much much better. It was less mondayish. I should be sleeping as I start a new job tomorrow but I can’t sleep.

How was your birthday? Was it magical?

Happy birthday Boxing Day "

I didn't know you had a new gig, congratulations.

Erm, yeah, it was magical.

thanks!

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Falmer

I'm signing in this evening. I've been watching Netflix on my own all evening to be honest with you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening ash "

Good evening private Benny!...how the devil are you?.....

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello my darlings, how are we all?

Hello, Jamie darling. I'm alright. Was Tuesday better than Monday?

Tuesday was much much better. It was less mondayish. I should be sleeping as I start a new job tomorrow but I can’t sleep.

How was your birthday? Was it magical?

Happy birthday Boxing Day

I didn't know you had a new gig, congratulations.

Erm, yeah, it was magical.

thanks!"

Thank you.

I’m so glad it was magical!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello my darlings, how are we all? "

Evening Jaime.....how are you doing to ight?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuck on a night shift "watching" the building.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening - hope everyone is good! -

Evening moomoo....how was your Tuesday?..

.

Yeah it wasnt too bad thank you. Chilled day went to have my haircut needed one before the 2 week Lockdown pending friday for me (im in swansea) "

I'm glad you managed to get your hair cut done just before the lock down....

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello my darlings, how are we all?

Evening Jaime.....how are you doing to ight?...."

I’m grand, thank you. Are you well?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

Good midnight midnight... .how are you doing this evening?....

I'm a bit flat... Trying to gee myself uo.. I need to make a really good impression on Friday at work "

My advice is too put some house music on and have a bit of a boogie in the living room to gee yourself up

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm signing in this evening. I've been watching Netflix on my own all evening to be honest with you "

Good evening babble...what were you watching on netflix?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash

Good midnight midnight... .how are you doing this evening?....

I'm a bit flat... Trying to gee myself uo.. I need to make a really good impression on Friday at work

My advice is too put some house music on and have a bit of a boogie in the living room to gee yourself up "

Thank you ash, that is a good suggestion.. Perhaps only improved with the addition of crumpets

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Stuck on a night shift "watching" the building. "

Good evening liatelle....I hope your night shift goes well tonight......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening ash

Good evening private Benny!...how the devil are you?..... "

I'm bloody marvellous Ash, how about yourself?

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By *abble-onMan
over a year ago

Falmer


"I'm signing in this evening. I've been watching Netflix on my own all evening to be honest with you

Good evening babble...what were you watching on netflix?....."

I have started re-watching The Misfits in a terrible bingey fashion haha. I had forgotten quite how funny it was!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello my darlings, how are we all?

Evening Jaime.....how are you doing to ight?....

I’m grand, thank you. Are you well? "

We are good thank you and wish you good luck in your new job tomorrow

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash

Good midnight midnight... .how are you doing this evening?....

I'm a bit flat... Trying to gee myself uo.. I need to make a really good impression on Friday at work

My advice is too put some house music on and have a bit of a boogie in the living room to gee yourself up

Thank you ash, that is a good suggestion.. Perhaps only improved with the addition of crumpets "

Several crumpets would certainly help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash

Good midnight midnight... .how are you doing this evening?....

I'm a bit flat... Trying to gee myself uo.. I need to make a really good impression on Friday at work

My advice is too put some house music on and have a bit of a boogie in the living room to gee yourself up

Thank you ash, that is a good suggestion.. Perhaps only improved with the addition of crumpets

Several crumpets would certainly help "

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening ash

Good evening private Benny!...how the devil are you?.....

I'm bloody marvellous Ash, how about yourself? "

I'm great thank you mate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening/morning all.. Currently awake keeping hubby company as he's suffering from Chemo-somnia.... What? Its a real word.... Now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/morning all.. Currently awake keeping hubby company as he's suffering from Chemo-somnia.... What? Its a real word.... Now.. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CK. Nocturnal love to you both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuck on a night shift "watching" the building.

Good evening liatelle....I hope your night shift goes well tonight......"

Thank you. I'll settle for a quiet night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants a silent night ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent night post. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning/evening/afternoon. Not sure what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning/evening/afternoon. Not sure what it is"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, ABC. Smileyface

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By *he_Real_HimerosMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London & Bucks

Hello all. I hope this message finds you all happy and healthy?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all. I hope this message finds you all happy and healthy?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Himeros. Your message finds me alright. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Here x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x"

X

X

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By *atinocoupleCouple
over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)

We’re just home from work (USA here) and settling in for the evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’re just home from work (USA here) and settling in for the evening. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LC. Welcome home, enjoy your night. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made you look."

No you didn't.

I have my eyes closed, HONEST

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made you look.

No you didn't.

I have my eyes closed, HONEST "

I'll get you next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made you look.

No you didn't.

I have my eyes closed, HONEST

I'll get you next time."

Sorry, I can't see what you've written

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Made you look.

No you didn't.

I have my eyes closed, HONEST

I'll get you next time.

Sorry, I can't see what you've written "

I didn't realise that you know brail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x"

Morning! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all "

Good moooooooooooooooooooorning, Fig. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Morning! x"

Did you have a good Birthday Jim ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Morning! x

Did you have a good Birthday Jim ? X"

It was alright, thanks for asking. How are you this morning? x

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Good Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Morning all"

Good morning, R. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Morning! x

Did you have a good Birthday Jim ? X

It was alright, thanks for asking. How are you this morning? x"

In pain if I’m honest! I’m recovering from surgery from last Friday and it’s not going too well, so I’m eating malteasers and watch another Christmas film Did you have cake ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Morning! x

Did you have a good Birthday Jim ? X

It was alright, thanks for asking. How are you this morning? x

In pain if I’m honest! I’m recovering from surgery from last Friday and it’s not going too well, so I’m eating malteasers and watch another Christmas film Did you have cake ? X"

In that case you deserve some Malteasers. No cake. But I've just had some sweeties. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Morning! x

Did you have a good Birthday Jim ? X

It was alright, thanks for asking. How are you this morning? x

In pain if I’m honest! I’m recovering from surgery from last Friday and it’s not going too well, so I’m eating malteasers and watch another Christmas film Did you have cake ? X

In that case you deserve some Malteasers. No cake. But I've just had some sweeties. x"

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