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Just had a fraud call so funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Offering to cancel all fees on my current contract and give me the latest i phone 14 per month funny little fucker had him on for ages he asked for my email and even spelled it out to him slowly

Onlyifyourmumfucksatraminaskip@gmail.com he thought it was legit funny little fucker

Dont you just live a fraud caller

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

that's funny

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

So, did you get the phone ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, did you get the phone ???"
dont be daft i got 2

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I love the calls that tell me my computer and broadband is running slow and if i give them access they can sort it out.

Bless 'em.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I love the calls that tell me my computer and broadband is running slow and if i give them access they can sort it out.

Bless 'em. "

I keep them talking. Eventually we get to a point where I have to give them access and I start talking about curtains.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the calls that tell me my computer and broadband is running slow and if i give them access they can sort it out.

Bless 'em.

I keep them talking. Eventually we get to a point where I have to give them access and I start talking about curtains."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the calls that tell me my computer and broadband is running slow and if i give them access they can sort it out.

Bless 'em. "
cute arnt they

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I love the calls that tell me my computer and broadband is running slow and if i give them access they can sort it out.

Bless 'em.

I keep them talking. Eventually we get to a point where I have to give them access and I start talking about curtains."

After I've finished listening to all their waffle i tell them I've worked in IT for 20 years and then they put the phone down.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"

I keep them talking. Eventually we get to a point where I have to give them access and I start talking about curtains."

Pull yourself together woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just leave the phone next to the radio until they get bored and hang up, or start arguing with the DJ.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

I use to love the "windows virus" calls. Kept 1 guy going for nearly 2 hours, kept giving him first 4 digits of a debit card then start asking really in depth questions about virus he was gonna sort, then I would give the first 4 numbers again with a another random digit and repeat my whole worried questioning .....this 1 starter really losing it with me, shouting "just give me the other 12 numbers", could hear him banging his desk lol! In the end I said "oh shit sorry just remembered my system is lynx not windows" and started laughing......he threw every swear word he knew at me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I use to love the "windows virus" calls. Kept 1 guy going for nearly 2 hours, kept giving him first 4 digits of a debit card then start asking really in depth questions about virus he was gonna sort, then I would give the first 4 numbers again with a another random digit and repeat my whole worried questioning .....this 1 starter really losing it with me, shouting "just give me the other 12 numbers", could hear him banging his desk lol! In the end I said "oh shit sorry just remembered my system is lynx not windows" and started laughing......he threw every swear word he knew at me "

Aren't you adorable. Lol

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"I use to love the "windows virus" calls. Kept 1 guy going for nearly 2 hours, kept giving him first 4 digits of a debit card then start asking really in depth questions about virus he was gonna sort, then I would give the first 4 numbers again with a another random digit and repeat my whole worried questioning .....this 1 starter really losing it with me, shouting "just give me the other 12 numbers", could hear him banging his desk lol! In the end I said "oh shit sorry just remembered my system is lynx not windows" and started laughing......he threw every swear word he knew at me

Aren't you adorable. Lol"

Yes.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The other thing i like to do is listen to their introduction and then tell them going to get a pen and paper to write stuff down, then leave them hanging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I use to love the "windows virus" calls. Kept 1 guy going for nearly 2 hours, kept giving him first 4 digits of a debit card then start asking really in depth questions about virus he was gonna sort, then I would give the first 4 numbers again with a another random digit and repeat my whole worried questioning .....this 1 starter really losing it with me, shouting "just give me the other 12 numbers", could hear him banging his desk lol! In the end I said "oh shit sorry just remembered my system is lynx not windows" and started laughing......he threw every swear word he knew at me "
oh thats quality u sure its not mynx with that behaviour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The other thing i like to do is listen to their introduction and then tell them going to get a pen and paper to write stuff down, then leave them hanging. "
these are the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with just hanging up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's wrong with just hanging up? "
wind ups are fun not much else fun these days

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What's wrong with just hanging up? "

Keeping them on the phone saves them ripping off other people. So were actually providing a good service. Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Well done...

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

I like to get "flirty" and give them a massive inappropriate "come on".

Never pulled yet tho.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I love it if I get a "You've been in a car accident recently" call.

I have two stock responses. I either ask them that seeing as they know so much about me, what is my name, what is the registration number of the car I was in and where did the accident happen, or I will say "yes, I have been in an accident". They get all excited and ask if I was injured, so I reply, "yes, fatally, but I was resurrected three days later as my middle name is Jesus".

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I love the calls that tell me my computer and broadband is running slow and if i give them access they can sort it out.

Bless 'em.

I keep them talking. Eventually we get to a point where I have to give them access and I start talking about curtains.

After I've finished listening to all their waffle i tell them I've worked in IT for 20 years and then they put the phone down. "

I'd love you to fix my windows. Tell me, what curtain rod do I need?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What's wrong with just hanging up?

Keeping them on the phone saves them ripping off other people. So were actually providing a good service. Lol"

Better me winding them up than them scamming someone

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What's wrong with just hanging up?

Keeping them on the phone saves them ripping off other people. So were actually providing a good service. Lol

Better me winding them up than them scamming someone "

Exactly. Lol

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I used to love the 'Nigerian Prince' emails. You remember the ones....'send me a small amount of cash to release milions and you'll get half'!!

I used to wind them up for weeks.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"I love it if I get a "You've been in a car accident recently" call.

I have two stock responses. I either ask them that seeing as they know so much about me, what is my name, what is the registration number of the car I was in and where did the accident happen, or I will say "yes, I have been in an accident". They get all excited and ask if I was injured, so I reply, "yes, fatally, but I was resurrected three days later as my middle name is Jesus". "

I normally go really quiet with them ones then say "I didnt mean to leave her like that I was gonna call for help but was scared" in a really quiet voice , they always say "sorry wrong person" and hang up. Not once have I got 1 to play along the boring feckers

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Oh I have fun winding them up sometimes. I once heard of someone who wound a cold called up about being in a car accident. The caller went on about how he can make a claim for injuries. When asked about his injuries the blood said he'd been decapitated. The caller still didn't pick up on it and carried on asking how his injuries affected him. Eventually the caller asked to confirm what decapitation meant. He then asked how the man was managing to talk to which the man replied I'm sat on one chair and my head is on the other.

Seriously, how thick can you get, that caller must of been clueless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I have fun winding them up sometimes. I once heard of someone who wound a cold called up about being in a car accident. The caller went on about how he can make a claim for injuries. When asked about his injuries the blood said he'd been decapitated. The caller still didn't pick up on it and carried on asking how his injuries affected him. Eventually the caller asked to confirm what decapitation meant. He then asked how the man was managing to talk to which the man replied I'm sat on one chair and my head is on the other.

Seriously, how thick can you get, that caller must of been clueless."
what a mental picture as we come to banoween

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’ve been getting loads from “BT” from a mobile. I’m not with BT & never have been. I just tell them to cut off my phone & Internet then fuck off & leave me alone

J x

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

This thread has actually made me consider leaving the tps register! How sad I'm actually missing cold calls lol

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Some cold calls are amazing!

I had one today where they said they were “calling about the minor traffic incident” I was involved in.

I replied “it wasn’t minor, two people died!” - then there was an awkward silence and they hung up on me!

Guess they didn’t want to take THAT no win, no fee case!

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with just hanging up?

Keeping them on the phone saves them ripping off other people. So were actually providing a good service. Lol

Better me winding them up than them scamming someone "

I also believe that if you keep them on the line, it will cost them more and the scam won't be as cost effective for them. If it's just a legitimate cold call, I'm polite. If I know it's a scam, I'll try to piss them off as much as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offering to cancel all fees on my current contract and give me the latest i phone 14 per month funny little fucker had him on for ages he asked for my email and even spelled it out to him slowly

Onlyifyourmumfucksatraminaskip@gmail.com he thought it was legit funny little fucker

Dont you just live a fraud caller "

I find not giving out my number works for me

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Offering to cancel all fees on my current contract and give me the latest i phone 14 per month funny little fucker had him on for ages he asked for my email and even spelled it out to him slowly

Onlyifyourmumfucksatraminaskip@gmail.com he thought it was legit funny little fucker

Dont you just live a fraud caller "

I'm now imagining the person's mum shagging a tram in a skip. That's quite an image.

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