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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you think its funny watching people panic like supersensitve meerkats when someone coughs in the shops how times have changed

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Not when you are the one that’s coughing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A lady accidently bumped into me last week. I could see the panic in her eyes

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When I was in Tesco recently a woman was actually choking. Everyone looked daggers and avoided her like the plague. Fortunately her daughter was with her and went to help otherwise I would have at least offered to get her some water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its gone from in it together to every person for themselves out there madness there will be adverts on tv next did someone cough on you and it wasnt your fault call now for 10k compo no win no feel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its gone from in it together to every person for themselves out there madness there will be adverts on tv next did someone cough on you and it wasnt your fault call now for 10k compo no win no feel"
no fee no fee that wasnt intentional lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to cough to cover up a fart. Now we fart to cover up a cough...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We used to cough to cover up a fart. Now we fart to cover up a cough... "
true story

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"We used to cough to cover up a fart. Now we fart to cover up a cough... "

Last two posters should form a double act lol.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"We used to cough to cover up a fart. Now we fart to cover up a cough...

Last two posters should form a double act lol. "

I second this

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Have you been inside and had the need to clear your throat? That’s a scary feeling these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been inside and had the need to clear your throat? That’s a scary feeling these days "
i love it save it up and do a big one with all the sound effects i try play a game with my lad who can get the most looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think its funny watching people panic like supersensitve meerkats when someone coughs in the shops how times have changed "

Uproariously funny! some people are very special.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I was on a train a few weeks ago and someone in the carriage coughed a few times.

The other passengers started to not so subtly vacate to other carriages leaving the initial one almost completely deserted

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I was on a train a few weeks ago and someone in the carriage coughed a few times.

The other passengers started to not so subtly vacate to other carriages leaving the initial one almost completely deserted "

That’s a good tip to get the carriage to yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was on a train a few weeks ago and someone in the carriage coughed a few times.

The other passengers started to not so subtly vacate to other carriages leaving the initial one almost completely deserted "
i wonder if that will work in cinemas start a mexican cough and watch em all fuck off into another screen leaving you alone to watch the movie in peace

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cough

Made you look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I coughed at the barbers lucky only one person was there he was on the other side too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I coughed at the barbers lucky only one person was there he was on the other side too "
dont be cough shamed it was clearly a hair

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cough

Made you look "

*hastily backs up a few miles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually looking forward to Halloween this year... If anyone knocks on my door I'm going to open it whilst coughing and say Track or Trace...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cough

Made you look

*hastily backs up a few miles* "
run im the typhoid mary of yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm actually looking forward to Halloween this year... If anyone knocks on my door I'm going to open it whilst coughing and say Track or Trace..."
hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cough ruuuuuun

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Cough ruuuuuun"

Ah ha! Luckily I just purchased a second hand Hazmat suit on eBay from a Russian seller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cough cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime I leave the house I just hold my breath.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I'll cough and sneeze and shout "Corona virus" cardi b style.

Looks you get.

Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son has a cough at the moment. Tested and covid free, but 3 weeks later it’s really getting him down as he doesn’t want to go out incase people think he has it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My son has a cough at the moment. Tested and covid free, but 3 weeks later it’s really getting him down as he doesn’t want to go out incase people think he has it "
poor kid

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