FabSwingers.com forum: Is there such thing as a bad blowjob?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I definitely think there is, but what are your thoughts on it?

I also am probably certain this works the other way round. Like there is definitely such thing as bad oral in general.

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl used her teeth too much.....that was a bad BJ!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes deffo some men just dont hit the spot!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. There's a bad experience of most things. No matter how good these things tend to be.

Sometimes our own expectations can also leave us feeling a bit unsatisfied too.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ask John Wayne Bobbitt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a blowjob? It's been that long...

(I'm sure I can hear violins in the background)

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Definitely works both ways!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. There's a bad experience of most things. No matter how good these things tend to be.

Sometimes our own expectations can also leave us feeling a bit unsatisfied too. "

Yeah I think expectations vs reality are definitely something that has a point here.

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By *ulgehunterMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

Not if I'm giving one ,I love it

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Sometimes it becomes obvious pretty quickly that the person is clueless to what they are doing but guess it is up to us all to tell them how to do things better.

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

On the Beach

Yeah 100% but a little polite communication and then it was fine.

We are all different and what one person liked before, the next may not.

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Yes... Still have the scar

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Bad blowjob when they use teeth. Ouchhh

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

y do they call it a blow job r lass sucks it as she been doing it rong for 50 years

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"A girl used her teeth too much.....that was a bad BJ!

Yeah I was out of action for weeks

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Only ever once, but it was a shocker, more of a HJ with occasional mouth use and even then it was poor.

Hopefully I have never done anything near as bad to any woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. For me it's when they go at it as though it's a race. I'd rather have a BJ from someone who genuinely enjoys it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl used her teeth too much.....that was a bad BJ!

I have had that done to me aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a woman is bad at 'bjaying' it usually means that she will not be very good in bed.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Yes.

It actually hurt and I had to stop her.

Not even too sure what was wrong. Possibly teeth getting in the way.

Must have had a small mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all like different things so just a polite pointer in the right direction and everyones happy

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

Yes though it’s been so long even a bad(ish) one would be preferable to none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes.

It actually hurt and I had to stop her.

Not even too sure what was wrong. Possibly teeth getting in the way.

Must have had a small mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never sucked cock myself so won't criticise someone for performing oral on me.

Surely you need to have done something to know if it's easy or difficult to do.

So for me all BJ are great but I take ages to cum from one which is fine for me and great for a female who loves it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes totally there are loads out there

Some people (only had experience from females) try and suck so hard it's like their trying to pull the chrome off a tow hitch what's that all about

A good one is always gentle, wet and extra points for shaft strokes and ball cupping

Mr Furvert x

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d imagine if the giver is not enjoying it can be bad

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What's a blowjob? It's been that long...

(I'm sure I can hear violins in the background)"

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

Yes, I'm sure there would be a thread for being bad at going down on a lady.

When I was younger I was weary of ladi had braces, to many urban myth stories.

The best one I ever had was from an exotic dancer, it was incredible and so now I compare any blow jobs I have with that which is a curse in itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's often talked about that teeth can make them uncomfortable. Though I recently had a guy say he's had some be uncomfortable because they were too dry

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

Yes... I’ve had a partner who had a ‘ clicky jaw’...literally could lock at any time so was like blowjob roulette! And one who sucked like a dys on hoover ( but was surprisingly offputting).

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Yes... I’ve had a partner who had a ‘ clicky jaw’...literally could lock at any time so was like blowjob roulette! And one who sucked like a dys on hoover ( but was surprisingly offputting). "

Ohh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's often talked about that teeth can make them uncomfortable. Though I recently had a guy say he's had some be uncomfortable because they were too dry

Perhaps something was making them nervous

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror!"

This is so true. Jabby oral is the worst. Also in porn they seem to often stretch the ladies lips out as far as they can. Please no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad blow jobs.. Sure

Bad breath sex

Bad oral

Bad kisser

Bad hygiene sex

I have never had complaints about my mouth and tongue licking or sucking a cock.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror!

This is so true. Jabby oral is the worst. Also in porn they seem to often stretch the ladies lips out as far as they can. Please no!

Have you seen the Ellie Kemper blow job video? Well worth looking up if not "OOh I'm going to make my mouth sooo dry, it'll be like a dessert for you.."

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

I can only say ever guy whos cock i have sucked have enjoyed it.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror!

This is so true. Jabby oral is the worst. Also in porn they seem to often stretch the ladies lips out as far as they can. Please no!

Have you seen the Ellie Kemper blow job video? Well worth looking up if not "OOh I'm going to make my mouth sooo dry, it'll be like a dessert for you..""

Omg that's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most oral I've seen in any porn looks shit. When they look like they're basically stabbing the clit with their tongue. Makes my wee bean recoil in horror!

This is so true. Jabby oral is the worst. Also in porn they seem to often stretch the ladies lips out as far as they can. Please no!

Have you seen the Ellie Kemper blow job video? Well worth looking up if not "OOh I'm going to make my mouth sooo dry, it'll be like a dessert for you..""

Like a cake then?

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By *ave2489Man
over a year ago

Bury

Yes. Works for both genders, just because you are in that area and doing roughly the 'right thing' doesn't lead to orgasm. I have never cum from oral, just doesn't get me there and I know so many women who have been slobbered over like the world's most enthusiastic bloodhound but while physiology is mainly the same the way our brains draw interpretation of pleasure is very unique

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh yes. Teeth Weird tongue action not actually stimulating anything , to much slobber just makes me laugh and lose arousal

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By *ax GoofMan
over a year ago

Bouverie Court, Leeds

When I was younger i believed the old saying that men give the best blowjobs because they know how they like it.

Now I'm a bit older, I can say that while most of my best head came from men, all the worst head also came from men.

For me, the worst kind of oral is when a guy just seems to be in a big rush to get you off and is going waaaaay to speedy because I always end up climaxing to quickly and sometimes the orgasm is so intense that I dont enjoy it!

Best blowjob for me is always slow and and doesnt forget the balls/taint hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ladies lets be honest we have all had the comments of

'omg thats the best blow job ever'

'you are amazing at sucking cock' etc

but has anyone ever said 'could have done better'

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"I definitely think there is, but what are your thoughts on it?

I also am probably certain this works the other way round. Like there is definitely such thing as bad oral in general.

How about having a girl that thinks its fun to bite ,i mean really bite !!

What do you think?"

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"ladies lets be honest we have all had the comments of

'omg thats the best blow job ever'

'you are amazing at sucking cock' etc

but has anyone ever said 'could have done better'

There was my bullshitting ex who said I wasn't as good as the ex porn star he'd had a blowjob off but then he also claimed to have once been stuck in a lift with the queen

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Yes deffo some men just dont hit the spot!! X"

Yup when they lick all around and not the important bit

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was in the shower at chams once and a guy came in with his cock pissing qith blood. Some woman had used her teeth and i helped him get sorted

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I was in the shower at chams once and a guy came in with his cock pissing qith blood. Some woman had used her teeth and i helped him get sorted"

Holy crap!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Yes deffo some men just dont hit the spot!! X

Yup when they lick all around and not the important bit

I was in a long term relationship with my ex, and she didn't like the idea of me giving her oral.

After we split, I was worried I'd be out of practice, so I researched the best techniques as I didn't want to disappoint.

Seems to have gone done well so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The giver has to be enjoying it for it to be any good bin my opinion

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Yes deffo some men just dont hit the spot!! X

Yup when they lick all around and not the important bit

Yes! And u guide there head over a bit and they still miss! X

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Yes deffo some men just dont hit the spot!! X

Yup when they lick all around and not the important bit

Yes! And u guide there head over a bit and they still miss! X"

Oh so this!! Sometimes feel like say FFS it's the bit in the middle

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