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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine are noisy inconsiderate cunts.

I've got an elderly woman next door that constantly slams doors.

And an upstairs neighbour that plays loud music and never stops talking

I hate them.

What I would give to live in the middle of nowhere

What are your neighbours like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are decent. You should get revenge by getting the living day lights shagged out of you. Scream the house down!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Well my father in law is a grand but my mother in law is a ball bag

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By *riendlyStarMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Mine are noisy inconsiderate cunts.

I've got an elderly woman next door that constantly slams doors.

And an upstairs neighbour that plays loud music and never stops talking

I hate them.

What I would give to live in the middle of nowhere

What are your neighbours like?"

One minute mine are ok just nosey sometimes there rude and inconsiderate.... a mixed bag

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"Mine are noisy inconsiderate cunts.

I've got an elderly woman next door that constantly slams doors.

And an upstairs neighbour that plays loud music and never stops talking

I hate them.

What I would give to live in the middle of nowhere

What are your neighbours like?"

Mine are that good that if i won lottery and moved area, id buy them the house next door at any price. Always on hand to lend tools, give help, bring bins in etc.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Got families with young kids both sides. One side is noisy during the day but on the whole I'm fortunate in that they all (touching wood) behave themselves

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Feel for you, we escaped similar, now our neighbours go Baaa & Moooo or screech & hoot in the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feel for you, we escaped similar, now our neighbours go Baaa & Moooo or screech & hoot in the night.

Jealous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One side can be a bit noisy but it's normal everyday noise, it doesn't bother us. The other side I'm friends with so we don't worry about the noise from eachother unless one of us is screaming our head off, then we've been known to knock to make sure we're not being murdered.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Mine is nosey and always prying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so lucky to live in a detached property so I don't hear much noise. Plus I live in a cul de sac which helps. All my immediate neighbours are lovely and we all get on.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Feel for you, we escaped similar, now our neighbours go Baaa & Moooo or screech & hoot in the night.

Jealous!"

Twenty minute walk to the village & the pub mind

We are still pinching ourselves nearly two years after our move x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's honestly horrendous having bad neighbours and I really feel for anyone that has to endure it! I used to have the worst neighbours and it caused so much stress and we had to sleep on our living room floor for months so we could get some sleep due to one ot them. We also had several problems with the people in the flats in our building, smashed windows, dickheads hanging around in the hallway etc, criminals that lived there with weapons etc.

Luckily where we are now the neighbours are no bother. I think the worst thing is the little girl who is next to my daughters room is always screaming and shouting which is a nightmare when my little one is trying to sleep.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Mine are ok. I keep myself to myself and we all work crazy shifts so hardly see each other.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Upstairs is a complete cockwomble who avoids me at all costs on the days when she wakes me up at 4am coming home from friends houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live in a block of flats which was good when we all moved in as it was new build and most of us living here it was our first homes we all bought etc but over the years as people moved out, flats bought to rent out and different people moving in, it has been unbearable! Got the smell of in the public areas from one flat, another having a domestic each Fri/Saturday. Not the same since the originals moved in

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By *dam19762020Man
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"Mine are noisy inconsiderate cunts.

I've got an elderly woman next door that constantly slams doors.

And an upstairs neighbour that plays loud music and never stops talking

I hate them.

What I would give to live in the middle of nowhere

What are your neighbours like?"

Mine are not to bad bit old but no noise really

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I texted my next door neighbours to say I am quarantining as my son tested positive and they left six bottles of red wine behind my wheeliebin.

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

I'm lucky to live in a quiet village. The folk who live close, I now count as friends.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"I texted my next door neighbours to say I am quarantining as my son tested positive and they left six bottles of red wine behind my wheeliebin. "

Why does your son have a drink problem?haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One side my neighbours are awful...like shouting and arguing 24/7 and often at 3am..The 2 boys are out of control and the mother is just as bad.

Hev

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

My old neighbours were awesome. They was alot older than me but loved a gin every night. Made it easier for me because they liked my taste in music and didnt mind if I had parties. They offered me their Wi-Fi password when covid just started, offered to pay half they was having none of it. Now ive moved, dont see much of the new neighbours. I can hear they have kids so im responsible on the weekends.

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By *he Dark Knight09Man
over a year ago

London

"I texted my next door neighbours to say I am quarantining as my son tested positive and they left six bottles of red wine behind my wheeliebin. "

Now that's what neighbours are all about! Congrats for having one in a million!

( hope your son is ok)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not long moved in.

I only really hear the people that are below my bedroom and because they have a young daughter and wafer thin laminate flooring. I don't mind that but they don't put her to bed until 1am quite often. I've let them know that it's noisey qnd us better now.

It could be worse so I'm grateful.

I've rented in places with extremely noisey neighbours and it's a truely hideous existence.

I think some people just don't realise. Others just don't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a block of flats and all in all it's pretty quite, there are 4 flats to a floor and I try to keep myself to myself. The woman who lives on the ground floor is a nosey pain always trying to spread shit about other people who live here until I told her to go away as I dont care (I wasnt that nice sorry) other than the odd weekend noise and the smell on the staircase its pretty quite here so I'm lucky especially being in the middle of town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Below me is a new Croatian lady who's just moved in and I'm looking forward to meeting

next door are cunts that moved in about 4 months ago and we've already gave off to them a few weeks back for partying on a Monday night with about 15 friends mid covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky with mine, though one side has young kids and they often run around the street naked. All neighbours talk about it

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By *riendlyStarMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I am so lucky to live in a detached property so I don't hear much noise. Plus I live in a cul de sac which helps. All my immediate neighbours are lovely and we all get on. "

I'd get on with you if you lived near me lol :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are really nice extremely friendly I feel lucky to have them

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm lucky. I live in the middle of nowhere, on the edge of a wood. There is a couple who live above me. They're about 7 or 8 years older than I am. I hear them walking around, mainly because their kitchen is above my lounge.

They occasionally have their 5 year old granddaughter stay the night, but they always apologise if they think she's been a bit noisy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are noisy inconsiderate cunts.

I've got an elderly woman next door that constantly slams doors.

And an upstairs neighbour that plays loud music and never stops talking

I hate them.

What I would give to live in the middle of nowhere

What are your neighbours like?"

Live in the middle of nowhere so all is good here thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to have lovely elderly neighbor's either side , but have passed away. Both houses have been empty ,now 1 house has new tenants & our 7 year old is complaining about the noise of them lol lol . To be fair they're not that noisy it's the tv, doors shutting ,noise in the kitchen & the muffled talking but that's it. I told our daughter I'm sure it's no fun for them living next door to us especially at homework time & in the morning's when I have to shout coz she's going at a snail's pace lol

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

brilliant neighbour's and sexy Lithuania wife and she is soooooo nice and a middle aged couple next door and you never hear anything from them so I'm happy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle aged couple with two teenage kids and a dog

Seem pleasant enough, quiet, chatty, helpful, but not invasive

The kinda neighbours I'd always wanted really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I am now appreciating my wee house in the middle of nowhere. Thank you xx

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve lived here for 22 years, and I’ve had lovely neighbours the whole time (both sides)

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I live in a cave in the middle of nowhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live on top floor of the house and only hear my one and only neighbour next door slamming the door when he comes in or goes out. Whatever time of a day or night that is.

So I make noise when I leave early in the morning for work to teach him a lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have one Neighbour as I'm in a corner house.

My nextdoor neighbour is my best friend, we have been friends for over 10 years. She is my absolute rock and wouldn't be without her.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Neighbours on both sides are brilliant, they put my bins out, take parcels in and generally keep an eye on me, in a nice way.

They also turn a blind eye to my visitors who range from noisy grandkids and petrol heads through to the occasional Fab lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo lucky its just the horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in the sticks, put it this way i can start my unsilenced harley up at 5 am and not bother them

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I live in the middle of nowhere and have one neighbour. They’re a lovely bunch, don’t hear a peep from them. Often have a chat over the wall

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

No neighbours at all now we've moved, which is what I'm used to. City centre living with neighbours wasn't my favourite

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By *lim_4funMan
over a year ago

near you

Very friendly so I’m lucky and ops I fancy next door make neighbour lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Only have one side they fine! Think we must annoy them maybe as bloody dogs bark to much! X

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

One side is fine, the other is a noisy family who seem to find any way possible to make a noise. Young girls especially.

The other is quiet and mouse like.

It’s the ones behind us that are just creepy..

they know whenever we come and go and comment on things..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my grandad got a leaflet through his door advertising sex at 88? He said he was very lucky as he lived at No 82 and didn't have to walk that far..!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

We live in the middle of nowhere. Our nearest neighbours are half a mile away.

It's fantastic. The freedom and the peace and quiet, no nosy neighbours watching you and you can walk around naked whenever (not that we do as we have teenagers)

Not sure how we will cope if we ever have to move somewhere with neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a little village

I’m in a three house row I’m at the end next to the fields and my new neighbours are lovely we are always chatting and I’m always giving them cake!

My favourite part is every evening all you hear is the wildlife and can see the stars

I’m very grateful that I live somewhere that’s beautiful and peaceful

Bonus that we have a little village school too that we can walk too

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

Some Where In The Sun

Im very lucky, live in a detached house in a village and neighbours are great.

The best part about where i live is im only 100m from the pub!!!!

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

teleford

I don’t have any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I'm being harsh calling my neighbours cunts

It could be a lot worse.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Mine are noisy inconsiderate cunts.

I've got an elderly woman next door that constantly slams doors.

And an upstairs neighbour that plays loud music and never stops talking

I hate them.

What I would give to live in the middle of nowhere

What are your neighbours like?"

I always used to live in the middle of nowhere until I moved down here...... have hated having neighbours and the feeling that I have no privacy and no space........ can’t wait to get back out into the wilds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to admit both my neighbours are pretty sound. The one to my right we both have keys to each other’s houses. Sometimes she’ll text me when she’s out asking to go in check she’s turned her straighteners off. I’ve messaged her when I’m out to go and get my washing off the line when it’s started raining.

I’m also in a group chat with my street. I’ve asked for random things on there like if anyone has a spare washing capsule till I’ve got to the shop or anyone have any milk when I’ve ran out! Pretty lucky here.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Mine are noisy inconsiderate cunts.

I've got an elderly woman next door that constantly slams doors.

And an upstairs neighbour that plays loud music and never stops talking

I hate them.

What I would give to live in the middle of nowhere

What are your neighbours like?"

Awesome we live on a cul de sac of detached houses and get on really well. Street parties et al. It’s a fantastic community.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am lucky, live in the sticks with only 1 neighbour who I have spoken to a couple of times in 5 years as they are far enough away not to see them

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Mine are fine except that they constantly play elvis and Kenny Rogers records!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never really liked Scott but Charlene was pretty tidy.

Wonder what happened to them

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Always been lucky with my neighbours, and I've moved alot over the years.

My mum has horrible neighbours in her last flat, but that was partly because the walls were very thin and next door took umbrage to mum opening her kitchen cupboards or washing up as they could hear it through the wall.

I can occasionally hear my upstairs neighbours but not enough to cause any issues.

Live and let live I say. And remember if you can hear them, they can probably hear you too.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Very nice. I am lucky as the area in general is quiet just how I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so bad for once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One side is noisy. Others just stink of spicy food all time In hallway cooking

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Ours are lovely thankfully

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