FabSwingers.com forum: Where's Nowhereman?

By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Hasn't he been on holiday for about 6 weeks? Where is he now? Best answer wins a DVD of his comedy gig

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Touring with Jimmy Carr, probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to find new material maybe ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Probably wanking his grandad off behind Lidl

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

We heard he's got 16 Grandads all over the country and it takes 2 months to visit them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably wanking his grandad off behind Lidl

How very dare you.... we never use Lidl

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He is sitting in nowhere land , making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

( I sing this every time I see his name )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

He doesn't have a point of view. Knows not where he's going to.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scSwaKbE64

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He doesn't have a point of view. Knows not where he's going to. "

And the next line?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He doesn't have a point of view. Knows not where he's going to.

And the next line?

Isn't he a bit like you and me ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nowhere man please listen.

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

He got caught wanking on Grimsby multi story car park. It was wrong on so many levels

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He got caught wanking on Grimsby multi story car park. It was wrong on so many levels

You stole my joke.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh Okay...... Stu Francis' joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He got caught wanking on Grimsby multi story car park. It was wrong on so many levels

I farted in the lift as well and that was wrong on so many levels

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"He got caught wanking on Grimsby multi story car park. It was wrong on so many levels

I farted in the lift as well and that was wrong on so many levels

I said that yesterday. Stop it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He got caught wanking on Grimsby multi story car park. It was wrong on so many levels

I farted in the lift as well and that was wrong on so many levels

I said that yesterday. Stop it."

You don’t know what your missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was in Scunthorpe last night.

He's touring as a warm up man for a Frank Carson tribute act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was in Scunthorpe last night.

He's touring as a warm up man for a Frank Carson tribute act."

It’s the way I tell em

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