FabSwingers.com forum: Top of your fridge

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dust

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Shitloads of Tupperware.

Please take it!!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

And bitten by the dogs

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Toaster on the worktop above the fridge unless you take the worktop

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

The ceiling. Please don't take my ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An iron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An iron

Whats one of those??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 bottles of Baileys, 2 Bottles of Rum, 1 Kitchen Roll and a Quality Street tub of the daughters vape liquids and stuff

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My paper towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuit tins and dust, thick thick dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An iron

Whats one of those??

I haven't the foggiest, apparently it's something people who own clothes use

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

A dozen boxes of cereal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small sparkly box with tools inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A batman and joker figure and an extension cord wait also a bottle of sunflower oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My recycling bags containing paper and cardboard, and glass/tins.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My keep off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing it’s built in. I think there is a cupboard above that is empty as I can’t reach it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein shakes and supplements

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Cherry blossom and lilac and lily air freshener spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crate of crisps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamp, two arty candle holders that make lovely shadows. But that's if you get past the ankle biting pooches

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Nerf projectiles that I hid

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Nothing it’s built in. I think there is a cupboard above that is empty as I can’t reach it "

You've got to look, what if a previous owner hid his life savings or bank robbery stash in that cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sonos play 5 you lucky bastard

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Couple of magnets

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Bread, teabags,eggs and sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nerf projectiles that I hid

Spoil Sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

A plant x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Half of a very large bottle of Chambord, a bottle of Bulgarian wine, a tub of cereal (that the kids just us to have but has probably gone soft) and a box with only god knows what in it

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A microwave

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A unicorn shaped tea pot and my recipe book oh and my spare tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt, it's built in

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Just a whole load of cereals that the kids absolutely love and must have..... So a load of 3/4 full cereal boxes

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

2 boxes of Monster, some Polish energy drinks and some grenade bars

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hhhmmm

Usually the goodie shelf!

Enjoy.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat bowl, a tub of Swizzles and a few bags of skull shaped lollies and a pumpkin

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Crisps and hair clippers. Weird combination !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An iron, a bottle of Vimto, a bottle of orange squash, 5 eggs and a couple of cool bag blocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin foil and cling film, unless I'm feeling particularly kinky and have taken them into the bedroom.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

24 pots of instant ramen, vitamins and receipts.

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By *ete1260Man
over a year ago

Evesham

"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "
A very, very stale packet of crisps which I can't reach !

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Dust and a piece of cardboard(don't ask)

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By *inateaseWoman
over a year ago

ANTRIM

My toothbrush charger and a chewbacca figure!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Old mobile phone boxs, you've got to keep them just in case

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Garlic bulbs.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

Nothing! you can help yourself out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dust

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a mitheis wooden bread bin and a manufactum stoneware bread bin in blue glaze. No bread though. I keep spices in one and dried goods like oatcakes in the other.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Tupperwear, tea towels, protein powder and sweet potatoes.

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Two lids and a coaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old mobile phone boxs, you've got to keep them just in case

OMG that’s what we have

boxes of phones that we no longer have the phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fridge magnets lol . Good for spelling things out lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Not much at all..I've juwr cleaned and defrosted the freezer.

All you can take is the butter!

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

Washing powder and fabric conditioner oh and dust!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cookery books... that ive never used

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

I'll leave a spray and wipes for you. Likely to just be dust

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Breakfast cereal, crisps and plastic tubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty appliance boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 30 empty vodka bottles

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Old mobile phone boxs, you've got to keep them just in case

Of course. My garage has TV, laptop and Vacuum cleaner empty boxes too. Even a kettle box and the kettle was only £10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer pong cups and balls

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By *espectconsentandfilthMan
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Lord Lucan, three trays and a 4 pack of kitchen roll.

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

a jar of mustard a can of WD40 2 boxes of screws a bog of raw plugs & a chisel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An older digital radio doesn't pic up many stations now

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

An empty Tattinger champagne box, the contents long gone, but was a birthday present a couple of years ago, a wooden basket, and a cardboard sleeve from a pack of meatballs as it has Yorkshire Balls on it. And dust.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh on top

There are my granddaughters paintings. She has juat started school and there are loads of them. Sometimes she comes home with 3 a day. I haven't got the heart yet to throw them out!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Sons motorbike helmet because he he never puts it away!! Would serve him right!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Couple of magnets "

D'ya know what, I totally lied

I saw the magnets on the window ledge whilst walking through the kitchen, so puzzled I looked atop the fridge to see what was there as I must have forgotten I moved the magnets.

Only a stereo a 2 speakers, not even as if they were wearing camo.

Totally forgot I put them there a few months ago. Wouldn't mind but I use the fucking thing every time I clean the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

Arrested

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Bread cooling racks

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

A toastie machine and some kitchen roll!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Wine rack and nespresso pods. Please don’t take then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spice rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nerf projectiles that I hid

Snap! A shotgun and a sniper rifle. Too dangerous for the kids , only the adults get to use them bad boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overhead built in cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box's of cereal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handgun.

Box of ammunition.

and a dildo.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Pink gin and fruit shoots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New unopened lovehoney delivery haha

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Laundry baskets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The freezer......

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A broken fridge shelf ! I must throw it away it's never gonna get mended lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, be sorely disappointed here ha ha

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Loads and loads of booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flora butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my cat was up there, supervising baking

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"A handgun.

Box of ammunition.

and a dildo.

What would you use to 'stick' it to someone first

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

2 boxes of paperwork, some random screws, and ma wok. I need to sort ma cupboards out so that said wok will fit back in

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

2 bottles of sparkling water

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

A lot of saucepans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

basket with veg in and bread maker

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

protein powder and a basket of vitamins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's left of Shergar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box 9f screwdrivers,eggs and a bottle of squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bags, enjoy forgetting them each time you go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of wine, reds, whites, Proseccos and Rosie.. Big ol bottle of Jäger Spiced and three bottles of Goldschlager, I’m probably forgetting some

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

2 bottles of champagne,

A bottle of Black Label

A bottle of Gentleman Jack

I dont drink, so they collect dust on my fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot about the Port, so much Port

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

Oat and honey bars and wild Atlantic sea salt chips,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog stuff. So if you steal anything from there, be aware that my massive German Shepherd will assume you're taking him for walkies...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

3 bottles of Frixnet rose prosecco!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A lot of wine, reds, whites, Proseccos and Rosie.. Big ol bottle of Jäger Spiced and three bottles of Goldschlager, I’m probably forgetting some

Red white in the fridge

no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penang, massaman and red curry paste

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Pink gin and fruit shoots "

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

A box of Rekordelig, a slow cooker and 2 bottles of baileys. It’s like the generation game

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Seen this on face ache and was mildly amused by the responses..

If I was to sneak into your house and steal what ever is on the top of your fridge, what am I getting? "

A silver tray too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penang, massaman and red curry paste

Oh on top, not the top shelf

In that case, some woodchips for the smoker, cling film and one of those fly electrocuting tennis rackets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sous vide machine, stand mixer, food processor and my large stock pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of wine, reds, whites, Proseccos and Rosie.. Big ol bottle of Jäger Spiced and three bottles of Goldschlager, I’m probably forgetting some

Red white in the fridge

no!"

On top of the fridge with everything else I don’t drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under counter fridge and freezer

So it would be anything on the worktops

Please I hate under the counter appliances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sous vide machine, stand mixer, food processor and my large stock pot. "

What do you cook in your sous vide?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 bottles of champagne,

A bottle of Black Label

A bottle of Gentleman Jack

I dont drink, so they collect dust on my fridge "

We have a winner!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A handgun.

Box of ammunition.

and a dildo.

Runs away!

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By *P07Man
over a year ago

Sedgley

"A small sparkly box with tools inside"

Just checking is that tools or toys

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Bottles of rum and vodka

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By *lfacatMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Rum, coffee machine and a pencil...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 n half litres of damson gin, cooking books & a carrier bag of cooking apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kitchen worktop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A handgun.

Box of ammunition.

and a dildo.

Runs away! "

You should. The dildo is a monsta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sous vide machine, stand mixer, food processor and my large stock pot.

What do you cook in your sous vide? "

Steaks, chicken, it's a total game changer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steaks, chicken, it's a total game changer"

I've not long had one, only cooked steaks in it so far. But defo a game changer

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Some interesting collections above.

Mine has: a crash-helmet, a bowl of seeds and gardening stuff, some magnetic letters and a decoy duck...

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By *ovtguyMan
over a year ago

Dog food

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Oven gloves

Ice trays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the beer fridge in the garage you'd be getting a kenwood mixer, bread machine and an iron!!...not a bad haul really!! Lol!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Echo Dot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very nice lamp shaped like a house with hearts for windows that the light shines thorough and a lovely wooden box with 3 drawers

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By *omin8rMan
over a year ago

In A Playspace

You know I know you know what you know by how you know? Lol

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By *ilmissplumpyWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Dinner trays...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

nothing my fridge freezer is integrated

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By *omin8rMan
over a year ago

In A Playspace

And cams

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