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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...So, you get caught short and have to use public loos.

Do you walk with dignity into the stalls and do what you have to do as quietly as possible?

Run into the bogs like a pack of animals are chasing you and then unleash a whirlwind of unsavoury sounds accompanied with slogans such as "sew a button on that fucker!, Christ it tasted better going down!"?

Wait until you get home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ssshh I've only just started being able to unload at work , the funny walk I was doing before got more looks than the disappearing for 5 mins

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I normally sing 'Rule Britannia' loudly to disguise any unfortunate sounds.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have a real mental block over using public toilets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a real mental block over using public toilets. "

Mental block?

I'm saying nothing!

You're supposed to sit on the bog not do a hand stand

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I really have to have absolutely no choice before I go into a public toilet. At that point I may not have any dignity left so may well let out a groan of relief

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

wait till home...... the very thought of the other, sends shivers down my spine.

public toilets for me are for cock watching not toileting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"wait till home...... the very thought of the other, sends shivers down my spine.

public toilets for me are for cock watching not toileting "

Is that similar to bird watching?

Do you have to dress up like Bill Oddie with binoculars and cammo gear on?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I really have to have absolutely no choice before I go into a public toilet. At that point I may not have any dignity left so may well let out a groan of relief "

lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Kick the door open and shout as I go in "gimme elbow room, I need to unroll this fucker!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a massive problem with crapping in public loo's. Ihate the thought of people hearing my splashes and farts etc. Lol

I always have to put loads of toilet roll down first!

(I'm literally talking shit here, who'd have thunk it?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can go for a wee but squat rather than sit on the loo. I can never go for a poo in a public loo so hold it in till I get home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can go in a public loo but line the seat with paper as hovering means I can't go, I wait for another to flush before allowing anything out sonthe noise covers what I'm doing then a squirt of perfum to mask any odours!!

I have a dread of being desperate for a poop when I have a meet, at mine not so bad as can escape downstairs but imagine if u were directed to an en suite to do a dump I think I would die!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate having to use them, not because I get embarrassed (we all shit after all) I just hate the idea of it having Christ knows how many other folks arses on it before mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wait till someone else flushes before I drop one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did that scene from dumb and dumber just pop into my head?? Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So if we hear someone singing 'I'm just a rough diamond...' In a cubicle we know they're crimping off a length

I went in a cubicle the other day and I'd dropped my trousers some cheeky sod started taking photos, there was only a curtain instead of a door and no loo roll

When I came out there were some photos of my thrutching face!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If and when I need to use a public lav, say in a mall where I know I may be for sometime, I'll take some anti-bacterial liquid and clean the seat.

No way in hell do I touch anything without making sure its clean. Dont know whats on it.

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

And another thing! why is it that womans toilets in any establishment are 100 times more disgusting at the end of a night than the mens?? what the fuck do you people get up to in there?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet "

hahah!!!

i dont get people who cant use public loo's

if i have to go i have to go.....but will do a courtesy flush to save others blushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And another thing! why is it that womans toilets in any establishment are 100 times more disgusting at the end of a night than the mens?? what the fuck do you people get up to in there? "

I think It's the other way round

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"And another thing! why is it that womans toilets in any establishment are 100 times more disgusting at the end of a night than the mens?? what the fuck do you people get up to in there?

I think It's the other way round"

its not, i went out in milton keynes the other weekend and there was a gang of giggly girls in the loos....by the time they had left the place was trashed...loo roll every where, rubbish all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a rule I dont use public toilets!!!! Just can't bring myself to use the smelly horrible things

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington


"And another thing! why is it that womans toilets in any establishment are 100 times more disgusting at the end of a night than the mens?? what the fuck do you people get up to in there?

I think It's the other way round"

I have worked in door security in my youth over many years and in many establishments and I can assure you when checking both the womans and gents toilets at the end of shifts the womans were always pure cess pits. more often than not they managed to miss the toilet altogether

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I have IBS and when you gota go, you gota go. If it's a public loo, I don't care as no one I know in there but if it's work or someone else's house, it can be a bit embarassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...So, you get caught short and have to use public loos.

Do you walk with dignity into the stalls and do what you have to do as quietly as possible?

Run into the bogs like a pack of animals are chasing you and then unleash a whirlwind of unsavoury sounds accompanied with slogans such as "sew a button on that fucker!, Christ it tasted better going down!"?

Wait until you get home?

"

I am not too keen on the options can we shit in the woods like bears do?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

My sister has a mild form of shy bladder syndrome (paruresis) and really struggles to use a loo when others are present - if she's in one of our houses, she makes sure she's got the loo to herself and we all know not to head that way till she comes out - she can be a nightmare at festivals!

Me - as I get older, when I gotta go, I gotta go.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...So, you get caught short and have to use public loos.

Do you walk with dignity into the stalls and do what you have to do as quietly as possible?

Run into the bogs like a pack of animals are chasing you and then unleash a whirlwind of unsavoury sounds accompanied with slogans such as "sew a button on that fucker!, Christ it tasted better going down!"?

Wait until you get home?

I am not too keen on the options can we shit in the woods like bears do? "

If a bear shits in the woods and theres nobody there to see it, does it still stink and can anyone hear the bear???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet

hahah!!!

i dont get people who cant use public loo's

if i have to go i have to go.....but will do a courtesy flush to save others blushes "

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

I always use the disabled ones room to do a cartwheel in those and hey you know what I sometimes do

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

As a kid I was terminally shy and for this reason alone I would not use a public loo unless I absolutely had too.

Then one day at school I was so busting for a piss I had to go. Stood at the trough with my willy pointing at the porcelain being as brave as brave could be with an absolutely bursting bladder I just couldn't pee!!! Thing is, there were a few other lads in the loo at the time! I tried and tried but it wasn't happening, so I tucked willy back in my trousers and slithered away. Had to wait an hour for lunch time and RUN home!!!

Thinking to myself 'what must those other lads have thought' (real world I say now they never noticed me) this set up a fear of using a public loo even for just a pee that stayed with me well into adult hood

As for taking a dump in a public loo or at work!!! I'd sooner weld my arsehole shut with a red hot poker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

penny for em.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always use the disabled ones room to do a cartwheel in those and hey you know what I sometimes do "

Hope you've finished first

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet

hahah!!!

i dont get people who cant use public loo's

if i have to go i have to go.....but will do a courtesy flush to save others blushes "

does it not splash your butt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wait till home...... the very thought of the other, sends shivers down my spine.

public toilets for me are for cock watching not toileting "

ugh... thats one thing ive never been able to get my head round is guys using public toilets for cock sucking when most toilets reek of stale piss

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Correct me if I'm wrong but is going to the toilet not perfectly natural? and are the noises and smells something the person outside the cubicals don't do? so what you are saying you would sooner shit yourself trying to get home rather than use a public toilet

hahah!!!

i dont get people who cant use public loo's

if i have to go i have to go.....but will do a courtesy flush to save others blushes

does it not splash your butt?"

I like it, pretend I'm posh and have a bidee

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