FabSwingers.com forum: Did Dinosaurs wear pyjamas ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....and were they ticklish?

These are the facts we know-

They went to Marc Bolan concerts.

They invented parks.

They preferred Currys to Comets.

What other facts about dinosaurs do you know

(we take your answers very seriously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes blue striped pyjamas for male dinosaurs,pink for the lady dinosaurs.

They were brushed cotton,so yes,some may have found them ticklish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And apparently they preferred X-box to PlayStation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They not in the bible and never existed

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By *ingmaster1Man
over a year ago

coulsdon

they played with train sets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They not in the bible and never existed "

And unicorns mentioned a lot in the Bible so they did...

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By *layPrincessDaddyBearCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

And the reason t rexs were so a aggressive.... the short arms.... can’t brush you teeth or hair ,can’t wash everywhere...... cant even have a wank.. now that’s a tough life hahaha xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic Dinosaurs are real.

Plastic made from oil

Oil made from fosssils

Fossils were real before they came fossils..at some point

Therefore...

Plastic dinosaurs are real

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plastic Dinosaurs are real.

Plastic made from oil

Oil made from fosssils

Fossils were real before they came fossils..at some point

Therefore...

Plastic dinosaurs are real"

You'd make a great prime minister

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm a dinosaur

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

They invented rock.

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By *uzy swallowTV/TS
over a year ago

Warminster

The megasoreass is the one I like x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often ponder that the reason Tyrannosaurus Rex was grumpy was because he had little arms and an itchy bumhole

Imagine having little arms and an itchy bumhole, I'd be grumpy too

He would find lots of things hard to do like eat spaghetti or play Tennis

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Yes they woust to wear pikachu pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorns are actually dinosaurs who've waxed all over and had their hair done!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

They were purple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls are genetic descendants of pterodactyls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple headed people eater

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seagulls are genetic descendants of pterodactyls!"
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that explains the absence of fish and chip remains near to stegosaurus bones..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seagulls are genetic descendants of pterodactyls!"

Coor! Imagine him swooping down to bombard you for chips!

Imagine the poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seagulls are genetic descendants of pterodactyls!

Coor! Imagine him swooping down to bombard you for chips!

Imagine the poop

Exactly my thinking! That scene in Jurassic park where they all swoop down for people chips is scary!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

The scene where a sat phone is retrieved from Terrorsaur droppings is misleading, since all dinosaur droppings contained sat phones. The devices, tuned for each species, is how prehistoric creatures found mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wear underpants

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

Loooove this thread . Any one read a brief history of just about everything ? It covers Dino life and fascinating x

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Paliatoligists have discovered the remains of a prehistoric skeleton which had only one eye. The crwature has been named Doyathinkesaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loooove this thread . Any one read a brief history of just about everything ? It covers Dino life and fascinating x"

We are total Dino experts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The triceratops was the ultimate swinger due to having 3 dildos attached to his/her/other head and was a welcome addition to all partys during the triassic period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some dinosaurs were gay, you had the lickalottapuss and the megasoreass

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I have dinosaur pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often ponder that the reason Tyrannosaurus Rex was grumpy was because he had little arms and an itchy bumhole

Imagine having little arms and an itchy bumhole, I'd be grumpy too

He would find lots of things hard to do like eat spaghetti or play Tennis

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T. rex be like If your happy and you know it clap your oh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The males always put the toilet seat down when they'd finished doing their business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope the females put the seat up after they were done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In Pangaea.. dinosaurs refused to wear face masks ..the rest is history..

( I don't believe they were wiped out by a giant hemorrhoid)

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Dinosaurs had a great recipe for cheesecake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine being a dinosaur, what do you do for a living? Well I’m a dinosaur.. hmm, not a very good career prospect! Have you ever thought of going into politics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One of the worst offensive terms is when one dinosaur called another one 'petrol head' .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often ponder that the reason Tyrannosaurus Rex was grumpy was because he had little arms and an itchy bumhole

Imagine having little arms and an itchy bumhole, I'd be grumpy too

He would find lots of things hard to do like eat spaghetti or play Tennis

T. rex be like If your happy and you know it clap your oh!"

Awww that makes me sad

he would find Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes problematic too

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cavemen kept them as pets and used them as early machinery.

The Richard Attenborough flintstones documentary proved this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cavemen kept them as pets and used them as early machinery.

The Richard Attenborough flintstones documentary proved this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dreamt I was sleeping on a pterodactyl feathered comfy pillow...

when I woke up....the dinosaurs had gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often ponder that the reason Tyrannosaurus Rex was grumpy was because he had little arms and an itchy bumhole

Imagine having little arms and an itchy bumhole, I'd be grumpy too

He would find lots of things hard to do like eat spaghetti or play Tennis

T. rex be like If your happy and you know it clap your oh!

Awww that makes me sad

he would find Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes problematic too

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And he could never be a fisherman. Just imaging him trying to exaggerate his catch dude it was like this big, mate that’s only like 5 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oohmegoolie bird was a dinosaur it had no legs it used to give off a distinctive shreek when it landed hence the name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have dinosaur pyjamas

And you all thought I was crazy... here ladies and gentlemen..is a lady who actually has some dinosaur pyjamas.....

proof if proof were needed..I rest my case..I need my nurse..etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The dinosaur with the cleanest teeth was the Flossy-raptor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dinosaur with the cleanest teeth was the Flossy-raptor"

Greatest.thread.ever.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

T rexes couldn't reach their buttons

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

A dino with a cough is called a Bronchosaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did they go extinct guys went clubbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seagulls are genetic descendants of pterodactyls!

Coor! Imagine him swooping down to bombard you for chips!

Imagine the poop

Exactly my thinking! That scene in Jurassic park where they all swoop down for people chips is scary!"

I don't know like. I think the seagulls in my town could take on a pterodactyl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can accurately inform you the last dinosaur went extinct 65 million years and 3 weeks ago precisely ...

(I read about the last one going extinct 3 weeks ago)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the age-old question which came first the chicken or the egg -it was the egg .....

as dinosaur eggs were millions of years before chickens..

It is scientifically shown that one dinosaur never said to another dinosaur "why did the chicken cross the road". ... ...

The joke would have to wait 65 million years for Ronnie Corbett.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dinosaurs were issued with over one million anti-social orders..

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By *ave2489Man
over a year ago

Bury

I know a gay dinosaur is a megasaurus and a lesbian dinosaur is a licalotapus but beyond that no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....and were they ticklish?

These are the facts we know-

They went to Marc Bolan concerts.

They invented parks.

They preferred Currys to Comets.

What other facts about dinosaurs do you know

(we take your answers very seriously)"

Yes they were a roaring success

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