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"Your dress sense will be terrible you’ll never wear clothes to suit your figure or to accentuate your face I’d wish for breakfast every morning when I woke up, it would just appear, as if by magic. " Yes but its just plain porridge I wish I won the jackpot on the lottery | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer" But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear." S as me but as I’ve to take something away I’ll take your sour cream and cheese Pringles? | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear." But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear." But Covid 21 just arounD corner Wish I was on vacation in the sun | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. " But they will be a closet cross dresser Wish I wS on holiday in the sun | |||
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"But you have to spend the whole holiday is just knickers We wish for a foursome with Holly Willoughby and Jason Statham" But Holly's on the blob and Jason's got the flu. I wish I had perky boobs | |||
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"But you have to spend the whole holiday is just knickers We wish for a foursome with Holly Willoughby and Jason Statham" Okay but they arrive from their very bad lookie likie company. Jason is 5'2" and bandy. Hollie has Ken Dodd teeth and a padded bra. I wish for elongated clitoris that pumps up every time someone says hi ..... | |||
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"But you have to spend the whole holiday is just knickers We wish for a foursome with Holly Willoughby and Jason Statham But Holly's on the blob and Jason's got the flu. I wish I had perky boobs" Okay but Perky is the name of a pig duo and you have six hairy ones. I wish I had butt cheeks that you could bounce golf balls off ...... | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. But they will be a closet cross dresser Wish I wS on holiday in the sun " You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure. I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose. | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. But they will be a closet cross dresser Wish I wS on holiday in the sun You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure. I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose. " However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more. I wish it could be Christmas every day. | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. But they will be a closet cross dresser Wish I wS on holiday in the sun You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure. I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose. However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more. I wish it could be Christmas every day. " But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you! I wish the world was 100% disability accessible. | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. But they will be a closet cross dresser Wish I wS on holiday in the sun You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure. I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose. However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more. I wish it could be Christmas every day. But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you! I wish the world was 100% disability accessible." It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet. I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is. | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. But they will be a closet cross dresser Wish I wS on holiday in the sun You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure. I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose. However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more. I wish it could be Christmas every day. But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you! I wish the world was 100% disability accessible. It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet. I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is. " All the lifts in the world are broken, you've got to take the steps. I wish brunch would magically appear in ma hotel room right now. | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. But they will be a closet cross dresser Wish I wS on holiday in the sun You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure. I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose. However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more. I wish it could be Christmas every day. But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you! I wish the world was 100% disability accessible. It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet. I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is. All the lifts in the world are broken, you've got to take the steps. I wish brunch would magically appear in ma hotel room right now." Yes but you're locked out | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. But they will be a closet cross dresser Wish I wS on holiday in the sun You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure. I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose. However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more. I wish it could be Christmas every day. But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you! I wish the world was 100% disability accessible. It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet. I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is. All the lifts in the world are broken, you've got to take the steps. I wish brunch would magically appear in ma hotel room right now. Yes but you're locked out" But it’s vegan brunch Wish I had a pint of Weston’s vintage | |||
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"But the only colour available is vibrant pink.. I wish weekends were longer But every minute of the weekends would be spent in the same room as family. We wish Covid would disappear. But then Trump and Boris would be in power for the rest of eternity. I wish I had a reliable fwb that wanted to get to know me and not just my holes. But they will be a closet cross dresser Wish I wS on holiday in the sun You ARE on holiday in the sun but The Sun is a newspaper and you are at her majesty's pleasure. I wish I had a vagina that wreaked like musk and made strong men weak at the nose. However, Covid has ensured that no one had any sense of smell any more. I wish it could be Christmas every day. But you've been a naughty boy, so coal for you! I wish the world was 100% disability accessible. It happens but that day you are miraculously cured and the disabled get 90% of everything on the planet. I wish I could use a wheelchair for a day to rate how accessible the world is. All the lifts in the world are broken, you've got to take the steps. I wish brunch would magically appear in ma hotel room right now. Yes but you're locked out But it’s vegan brunch Wish I had a pint of Weston’s vintage" Granted but its poisoned I wish I was taller | |||
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"You are taller but are cursed with hitting your head on every low beam and door frame around. I wish I had more energy. " You had more energy but could never sleep or rest I wish I didn't have to go to work but still got paid | |||
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"You are taller but are cursed with hitting your head on every low beam and door frame around. I wish I had more energy. You had more energy but could never sleep or rest I wish I didn't have to go to work but still got paid " Granted, you get paid 1p a day I wish I could find the love of my life that is a woman | |||
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"There's only one thing I would wish for... and you can take whatever you want away I had someone very special tonme taken away 3 years ago, I would give everything I have to have her back with me " X Enough said I feel for you, Still want to dance on strictly | |||
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"There's only one thing I would wish for... and you can take whatever you want away I had someone very special tonme taken away 3 years ago, I would give everything I have to have her back with me X Enough said I feel for you, Still want to dance on strictly " You can dance on strictly, but there are strictly no sequins allowed! I wish I had a giant bath with a hot drinks machine and snack bar next to it | |||
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"The bath is always full of I e cubes and the d*unk machine only serves warm Guiness. I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world. " You can, but you always arrive upside down. I wish I could sing. | |||
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"But you sing in a high pitched squeaky voice. We wish we could have a week on holiday in the sun " But the pool, beach, bars and all entertainment/hospitality is closed due to Covid restrictions. I wish I could take all my annual leave. | |||
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