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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

The food named after places worked and between us we somehow got 175 !

I somehow doubt this thread will take off but we can try.

Basic Life Skills

Made up or real let's try to fill it, as always it's a curly wurly for the answer that makes me smile.

I'll start with.

Getting through a supermarket self checkout with out asking for help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making sure your petrol cap is on the right side for the petrol pump

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Opening tins of Corned Beef with that fucking key thingy

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Opening tins of Corned Beef with that fucking key thingy "

Lmao, so very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managing to explain to someone that it's a nervous cough while shopping in a supermarket thats overcrowded and no social distancing taking place

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Putting a new toilet roll in the holder when the old one runs out.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Keeping socks in matching pairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfecting the posh telephone voice

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Boiling the perfect dippy egg so it's perfect and not to hard/soft for toast soldiers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping the lights off on Halloween.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Taking the correct side foot out of your cycle cleat to the side you intend to lean when you stop at a junction on your bicycle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping all your reciepts in date order

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Keeping all your reciepts in date order "

Filling in a work expenses form

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Actually opening packet of ham with the corner that days 'peel here'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opening tins of Corned Beef with that fucking key thingy "

Interesting (or not) fact: those keys are perfect trolly keys instead of a £1 coin.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The ability to sit on the toilet without a knock at the door for a parcel you're expecting

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Use 10 features of Excel

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By *ovecat69Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cooking a bacon sandwich using a iron in hotels.

Wrap the bacon in tin foil, place a towel on the ironing board, but the bacon which is wrapped in foil onto the towel.

Preheat the iron, doesn't have a gas mark, I normally use position 4 on the iron. Place preheated iron on foil and away you go. Turn bacon an foil over after about 4 - 5 minutes repeat the cooking for another 4 - 5 minutes, prepare the bread, or bread roll whilst the bacon is cooking.once bacon is cooked, you have a fresh bacon sandwich that 90% of hotels couldn't provide. Believe me I've done this in nearby every hotel I've stayed in. Besides being by far much tastier, fresh it's a lot cheaper than hotel dried shrivelled up nasty rubbish they serve as food.

Can also chuck a few mushrooms in with the bacon

I've actually cooked steak, prawns as well this way.

Why you might be thinking, well I do a lot of work in Ireland, and usually don't finish until 10 maybe later. If any of you have been to Ireland, you'll know apart from Dublin an Cork, trying to get something to eat other than McDonald's after 10 is like finding rocking horse shit out your garden. So be prepared, by some bacon or whatever in the shop around 7, don't forget tin foil, a decent 1 not something too cheap an thin.

Think ahead people don't settle for the horrible over or under cooked rubbish they charge ££££ for, cook your own.

I actually have videos of me doing this

I'm bringing out the 'hotel iron cooking' recipe book £5.99 in bookshop's for Christmas

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Change printer toner.

another interesting fact, an American library worker was accused of stealing over a million dollars worth of toner

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Not putting the empty milk carton back in the fridge....

Use the bin

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Get a music cassette that's unspooled back on by using a pencil

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

When you let someone in traffic and they don’t says thanks, the ability to rewind life and say “I’m not letting you in you fucker”

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Cooking a bacon sandwich using a iron in hotels.

Wrap the bacon in tin foil, place a towel on the ironing board, but the bacon which is wrapped in foil onto the towel.

Preheat the iron, doesn't have a gas mark, I normally use position 4 on the iron. Place preheated iron on foil and away you go. Turn bacon an foil over after about 4 - 5 minutes repeat the cooking for another 4 - 5 minutes, prepare the bread, or bread roll whilst the bacon is cooking.once bacon is cooked, you have a fresh bacon sandwich that 90% of hotels couldn't provide. Believe me I've done this in nearby every hotel I've stayed in. Besides being by far much tastier, fresh it's a lot cheaper than hotel dried shrivelled up nasty rubbish they serve as food.

Can also chuck a few mushrooms in with the bacon

I've actually cooked steak, prawns as well this way.

Why you might be thinking, well I do a lot of work in Ireland, and usually don't finish until 10 maybe later. If any of you have been to Ireland, you'll know apart from Dublin an Cork, trying to get something to eat other than McDonald's after 10 is like finding rocking horse shit out your garden. So be prepared, by some bacon or whatever in the shop around 7, don't forget tin foil, a decent 1 not something too cheap an thin.

Think ahead people don't settle for the horrible over or under cooked rubbish they charge ££££ for, cook your own.

I actually have videos of me doing this

I'm bringing out the 'hotel iron cooking' recipe book £5.99 in bookshop's for Christmas "
Argos sell a sandwich toaster for £9.99p! We always take a toaster to hotels (and cover the smoke alarm just while toasting )

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Repair a bike tyre puncture

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Make a cake from scratch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setting a toaster to the right amount

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Putting a new toilet roll in the holder when the old one runs out. "

Which way tho? Has to unroll from the back for me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Opening tins of Corned Beef with that fucking key thingy

Interesting (or not) fact: those keys are perfect trolly keys instead of a £1 coin. "

Really

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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Which way tho? Has to unroll from the back for me "

The loose flap must hang at the front

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Removing a stocking Burlesque style whilst standing up....or sitting down....

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Removing a stocking Burlesque style whilst standing up....or sitting down.... "

Yes please, love the sound of this

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Finding the end on the sellotape roll at the first attempt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up WITHOUT a boner.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Knowing what all the F keys on on a P.C. keyboard actually do

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Not forgetting your mask halfway into your journey to the shop

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Waking up WITHOUT a boner."

You need a doctor......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Removing a stocking Burlesque style whilst standing up....or sitting down.... "

And before that, fastening your suspenders to your stockings on the first attempt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning it off and back on before asking for help;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waking up WITHOUT a boner.

You need a doctor......"

Playtime would suffice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Removing a stocking Burlesque style whilst standing up....or sitting down....

And before that, fastening your suspenders to your stockings on the first attempt!"

No way that ever happens lol x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Having a long walk in the park without standing in dog poo.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Finding change for car parking machines and understanding how to work them out.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Doing the dishes!!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Being able to un-ping a bra with one hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing a mask without your glasses fogging up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking upstairs in the dark without the mini heart attack of going through the phantom step at the top

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Reversing into tight spaces first time

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry


"Opening tins of Corned Beef with that fucking key thingy "

But it's very good for using instead of a pound coin in an Iceland trolley x Storm x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Having to buy a 5p or 10p carrier bag because you’ve forgotten to bring one from home.

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