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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What kinda lube do you use to wank?

Or lotion?

What do ya use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nando's hot sauce.

Not the extra hot though. I'm not a psycho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nando's hot sauce.

Not the extra hot though. I'm not a psycho. "

nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually my tears of loniless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually my tears of loniless

resourceful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Special stuff its made out of the sweat of a fat birds ass crack mixed with olive oil its class stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after"

noooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Special stuff its made out of the sweat of a fat birds ass crack mixed with olive oil its class stuff.

how do you get this stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after

noooooo"

No?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after

noooooo

No?"

that made me gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after

noooooo

No?

that made me gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Special stuff its made out of the sweat of a fat birds ass crack mixed with olive oil its class stuff.

how do you get this stuff?"

Squeegee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after

noooooo

No?

that made me gag

Or margarine if I'm on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Palmers cocoa butter (not always but on occaision)

Baby oil (because sometimes a gleaming erection just looks good)

Durex Play Massage 2 in 1 for toys and very special fun times with friends...though not so much these days, thanks Rona!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually my tears of loniless

resourceful

Yeah well, needs must and all that

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A fleshlight and spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually nothing, like to finish wrapped in silk or satin, my washing machine is busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fleshlight and spit "

Does it have arms and legs?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A fleshlight and spit

Does it have arms and legs?"

Yes, and tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fleshlight and spit

Does it have arms and legs?

Yes, and tits

nice

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By *asonB21Man
over a year ago

Newark

Good old spit and polish for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hendersons relish goes well with everything lol

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Lovehoney a little bit goes a long way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hendersons relish goes well with everything lol"

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hendersons relish goes well with everything lol

Ffs

Hahaha it had to be done gotta be the hendos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use lube when I wank, never had to.

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Pjur bodyglide.

Mostly because I'm encased in rubber.. And it makes it verrrrry slippery.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Unless you're cut, you don't need to use lube

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By *urray MintMan
over a year ago

Brewtoon

Take is easy ! Engage the mind and the free lube will flow .

Apart from a savage quick dry wank !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally just a bit of Elbow grease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to use Trex or Stork margarine as both are totally recyclable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless you're cut, you don't need to use lube "

What if you suffer from phimosis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterbeer when the mood strikes

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By *omesticflightMan
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

Ultrasound gel

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kinda lube do you use to wank?

Or lotion?

What do ya use

Tell us"

What do you use ..........?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Crunchy peanut butter

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

"Crunchy peanut butter"

Kinky

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Picalilli

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Good old fashioned engine oil ! Good way to re use and recycle after servicing the car.

waste not want not !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kinda lube do you use to wank?

Or lotion?

What do ya use

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My own tears.

Thanks for caring.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Axle grease off of a 1982 ford Capri, it exfoliates as well as lubricates..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some WD40 in the Winter months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand sanitizer is always a winner, much better than that tingle stuff

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Special stuff its made out of the sweat of a fat birds ass crack mixed with olive oil its class stuff.

how do you get this stuff?"

Scoops it up of the plastic seats in Macdonald's

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaseline Aloe Vera lotion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly nowt but if feeling a bit excitable bit of vix minty fresh seems a good idea at the time !apears a bit of a rash move afterwards mind never the less better than the same old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good old fashioned engine oil ! Good way to re use and recycle after servicing the car.

waste not want not !"
I've got gallons of engine oil wondering what to do with it ! How very enterprising !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Special stuff its made out of the sweat of a fat birds ass crack mixed with olive oil its class stuff.

how do you get this stuff? Ah I was wondering this I'm going to try a McDonald's breakfast then !

Scoops it up of the plastic seats in Macdonald's

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

Salt, preferably with the slug still withering away in it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kinda lube do you use to wank?

Or lotion?

What do ya use

Tell us"

Spit babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Salt, preferably with the slug still withering away in it..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnsons lavender baby oil

You can crack one out and sleep soundly afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used lube to have a wank.... wait am I doing it wrong??

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

By hand dry, if using milking machine spunk lube or a water base lube.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By hand dry, if using milking machine spunk lube or a water base lube. "

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbing alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics of your ass and imagination do the trick

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By *ennybloncoMan
over a year ago

Monifieth

I'm busy working right now but invite me to something like this later on and I will chat. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to use butter. Melts with the heat and tastes better when you lick your fingers after"

Butter has form for sex, as Marlon Brando fans know.

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By *r.HMan
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells

Original source mint and tea tree shower gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat and Vicks vapo rub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm busy working right now but invite me to something like this later on and I will chat. X"

What

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deep heat and Vicks vapo rub

The perfect combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube? I just do it dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fleshlight and spit "

I'm imagining a scene like how they milk the venom out of snakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fleshlight and spit

I'm imagining a scene like how they milk the venom out of snakes"

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deep heat and Vicks vapo rub

The perfect combo "

The cooling, soothing sensation of Vicks really compliments the hot burning sensation of deep heat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookies, so when you shoot your load you've got cookies and cream lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tears....

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I use tears from the last woman that sucked me off...from crying because I am not with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't in all fairness i do like to use baby oil once in a while if I have time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used anything. Tried and tested method.

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By *omin8rMan
over a year ago

In A Playspace

How is the thread going? Ready to go exclusive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How is the thread going? Ready to go exclusive? "

What

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use tears from the last woman that sucked me off...from crying because I am not with her.

That’s...totally not creepy

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I never use it to wank - makes my dick too slippy, I prefer grip!

I do however use a Durex lube for when I fuck myself up the arse

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

My calloused powergrip hand. NO LUBE

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"I use tears from the last woman that sucked me off...from crying because I am not with her.

That’s...totally not creepy "

I register 11/10 on the weirdo meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg shells and Tabasco...

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

Brasso. It shines like a beacon when I'm finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat!

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By *urious1aMan
over a year ago

fife

Mustard oil along with any shampoo you use...jusy brilliant for it..

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By *ave2489Man
over a year ago

Bury

"Usually my tears of loniless

Renewable, thinking of the environment. I like it

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By *inchpowerMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Saved cum -recycling Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the shower self cleaning lol

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

All the lube slopping about explains the Fab "death grip" pictures. Only way to keep the bugger still for the photograph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the lube slopping about explains the Fab "death grip" pictures. Only way to keep the bugger still for the photograph.

It all makes sense now!

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

scotland

A handful of nettles, nice and tingly

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Baby oil

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Salt, preferably with the slug still withering away in it...

Oh"

I can only apologise

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

WD40

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sand paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs blood. Handy as I work in an abattoir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Castrol GTX 20w50

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

I wear a rubber glove, it feels like some one else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickle juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont use lube every time. But when I do Bio Oil is great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wear a rubber glove, it feels like some one else"

Does it feel like a woman, cause they use rubber gloves in the kitchen when doing the dishes?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Dont use lube every time. But when I do Bio Oil is great "

Is that to avoid getting stretch marks on your dick?

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By *ureEscapismMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Coconut oil for the win! Cheap, feels and tastes amazing!

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