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  she'll be getting a spanking tonight! If you're on furlough, I'll be serving these on the supercheap!
Take a seat, let me serve you a drink, send a wink, fab a bum/boob, spank the waiter, or if you're too shy, send it to me and I'll pass on your filth for someone you fancy here.....
Today's special: my nuts on the bar.
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"May I have a bramble please " Helloooo Foxy! How's your week been? Would you like try the Royale upgrade with the addition of champagne fizz? | |||
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"Mine is a house rose wine please x "Already got the bottle for you
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"May I have a bramble please Helloooo Foxy! How's your week been? Would you like try the Royale upgrade with the addition of champagne fizz?" Testing  and yes I will try anything once  | |||
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Can I please have a glass of bubbly prosecco Mr barman  | |||
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"Mine is a house rose wine please x
Already got the bottle for you
but i'd rather throw an ice cube at your cleavage "What a gem you are! Be quick to rescue that ice cube with your tongue else its gonna melt x | |||
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"May I have a bramble please Helloooo Foxy! How's your week been? Would you like try the Royale upgrade with the addition of champagne fizz? Testing and yes I will try anything once "Testing? Hope you passed! Open mind is perfectly placed here | |||
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"Mine is a house rose wine please x
Already got the bottle for you
but i'd rather throw an ice cube at your cleavage
What a gem you are!
Be quick to rescue that ice cube with your tongue else its gonna melt x "Oh my! It's already getting a lil steamy in here with you cutensassy | |||
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"Helllllo sunshine
Can I please have a glass of bubbly prosecco Mr barman "hellooooo you! i'm blinded by the liiiiight. Bubbles coming right your way. Oh,I see you made your reservation. So there's a cushion with your name on in the SpankMe corner  | |||
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"Walks in dressed as CD mid heels, mini skirt, mesh top. Eyes follow me across the room takes a seat. Barman: What can i get you ? Me: bottle of blonde ale please dear " FYI We have a blondes night in 2weeks | |||
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"Walks in dressed as CD mid heels, mini skirt, mesh top. Eyes follow me across the room takes a seat. Barman: What can i get you ? Me: bottle of blonde ale please dear "Hello I'd definitely be checking out the heels on you! | |||
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"What are the house specials tonight, besides gin in a can
"Hellooo! How are ya? have you seen the blondes walking in?
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"Mine is a house rose wine please x
Already got the bottle for you
but i'd rather throw an ice cube at your cleavage
What a gem you are!
Be quick to rescue that ice cube with your tongue else its gonna melt x
Oh my! It's already getting a lil steamy in here with you cutensassy "the bar man is a fine piece of eye candy.. he put the ice cube there. he needs to retrieve it | |||
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"Ooh before I have a cheeky nibble of your nuts on the bar can I grab a very large g&t please!! "The gin-in-a-can? Or the proper gin... if you saw the sign, G&T served in a jug if you flash your boobs for the barman | |||
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"What are the house specials tonight, besides gin in a can
Hellooo! How are ya? have you seen the blondes walking in?
Tonights special is a priorat... complimented with a serving of cheese and olives "I'm fine thanks, yes I've clocked a few of them showing off walki g around in here. I think the specials are a bit too exotic for me tonight, I'll just have a vodka and lucuzade | |||
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"Helllllo sunshine
Can I please have a glass of bubbly prosecco Mr barman
hellooooo you! i'm blinded by the liiiiight.
Bubbles coming right your way. Oh,I see you made your reservation. So there's a cushion with your name on in the SpankMe corner "Oh I must have been in a cheeky mood making that reservation
Hehe thank you for the fizz, cheers folks | |||
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"I'll take a Vodka and OJ. "Helloooo curvy.good to see you.Keeping out of mischief? will I get a kiss again tonight?
Vodka/OJ coming right up... | |||
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"Mine is a house rose wine please x
Already got the bottle for you
but i'd rather throw an ice cube at your cleavage
What a gem you are!
Be quick to rescue that ice cube with your tongue else its gonna melt x
Oh my! It's already getting a lil steamy in here with you cutensassy
the bar man is a fine piece of eye candy.. he put the ice cube there. he needs to retrieve it "Hehe I like your thinking | |||
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"ahhh my bar is empty, everyone's in here haha OK so if I'm not working behind the bar, csn I have a sambuka and a pint of peroni please "Helloooo & welcome. This is where the party's at! Have a perve and the fine folk here. It's your night off....Unless you're responsible for the gin-from-a-can fiasco
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"Ooh before I have a cheeky nibble of your nuts on the bar can I grab a very large g&t please!!
The gin-in-a-can? Or the proper gin... if you saw the sign, G&T served in a jug if you flash your boobs for the barman "Oh proper gin please!!... Top up - boobs out ... (*)(*) | |||
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"ahhh my bar is empty, everyone's in here haha OK so if I'm not working behind the bar, csn I have a sambuka and a pint of peroni please
Helloooo & welcome. This is where the party's at! Have a perve and the fine folk here.
It's your night off....Unless you're responsible for the gin-from-a-can fiasco
"Don't do gin from a can... pnly by the bottle
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"Mine is a house rose wine please x
Already got the bottle for you
but i'd rather throw an ice cube at your cleavage
What a gem you are!
Be quick to rescue that ice cube with your tongue else its gonna melt x
Oh my! It's already getting a lil steamy in here with you cutensassy
the bar man is a fine piece of eye candy.. he put the ice cube there. he needs to retrieve it "the steam is her hot tits
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"What are the house specials tonight, besides gin in a can
Hellooo! How are ya? have you seen the blondes walking in?
Tonights special is a priorat... complimented with a serving of cheese and olives
I'm fine thanks, yes I've clocked a few of them showing off walki g around in here.
I think the specials are a bit too exotic for me tonight, I'll just have a vodka and lucuzade " I try to select the finest
your tops off- so you're welcome to a jug of gin too... or offer it to one of the flirty pervs wandering about in heels...... | |||
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Hellooo! How are ya? have you seen the blondes walking in?
Tonights special is a priorat... complimented with a serving of cheese and olives
I'm fine thanks, yes I've clocked a few of them showing off walki g around in here.
I think the specials are a bit too exotic for me tonight, I'll just have a vodka and lucuzade "Oooo not had lucuzode in years! Sounds yummy | |||
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How about a amber ale ?
Barman: i will check the stock.
He turn's away and i pinch his cute bum, I smile at him when looks back when he gets to the bar he say's to the barmaid that one's going to be trouble.
I spot itsabutifulday looking at me i uncross and re-cross my legs showing my stocking top's and at her. | |||
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"Ooh before I have a cheeky nibble of your nuts on the bar can I grab a very large g&t please!!
The gin-in-a-can? Or the proper gin... if you saw the sign, G&T served in a jug if you flash your boobs for the barman
Oh proper gin please!!... Top up - boobs out ...
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"Pleasing the barman will get you anything
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"So i can't get a blonde for 2 weeks
How about a amber ale ?
Barman: i will check the stock.
He turn's away and i pinch his cute bum, I smile at him when looks back when he gets to the bar he say's to the barmaid that one's going to be trouble.
I spot itsabutifulday looking at me i uncross and re-cross my legs showing my stocking top's and at her."how about a blonde and an amber
be careful of her...she falls two her knees pretty quickly when tipsy in heels | |||
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"Is there a juke box in this old place anywhere" Chucks 50p at you... Phil collins is number 42 | |||
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"So i can't get a blonde for 2 weeks
How about a amber ale ?
Barman: i will check the stock.
He turn's away and i pinch his cute bum, I smile at him when looks back when he gets to the bar he say's to the barmaid that one's going to be trouble.
I spot itsabutifulday looking at me i uncross and re-cross my legs showing my stocking top's and at her."You do sound like trouble!
But he does look like he has a pinchable bum... I'm sure cutensassy would agree with that too | |||
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"Is there a juke box in this old place anywhere" fancy a dance? | |||
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"Mr barman would you like a hand serving, there's a queue building and people are thirsty hehe" help yourself for a few minutes.... CuteNSassy69 and I are off round the back for a snogging sesh | |||
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"Mr barman would you like a hand serving, there's a queue building and people are thirsty hehe help yourself for a few minutes.... CuteNSassy69 and I are off round the back for a snogging sesh "Hands off his nuts, he put them on the bar for us all to share | |||
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"Do you do duval ? " helloooo, how are ya? we stock everything! so of course of course.... how do you like it? | |||
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"Is there a juke box in this old place anywhere Chucks 50p at you... Phil collins is number 42 "should we get a DJ in the joint? or a live band? the drummer always gets the girls...  | |||
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"Is there a juke box in this old place anywhere Chucks 50p at you... Phil collins is number 42
should we get a DJ in the joint? or a live band? the drummer always gets the girls... "Yeah let me make a call..live band for 9pm | |||
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"So i can't get a blonde for 2 weeks
How about a amber ale ?
Barman: i will check the stock.
He turn's away and i pinch his cute bum, I smile at him when looks back when he gets to the bar he say's to the barmaid that one's going to be trouble.
I spot itsabutifulday looking at me i uncross and re-cross my legs showing my stocking top's and at her.
You do sound like trouble!
But he does look like he has a pinchable bum... I'm sure cutensassy would agree with that too "says she with a red arse... my hands are masterful in many ways! | |||
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"Mr barman would you like a hand serving, there's a queue building and people are thirsty hehe help yourself for a few minutes.... CuteNSassy69 and I are off round the back for a snogging sesh
Hands off his nuts, he put them on the bar for us all to share "Hey if you wanna nibble his nuts,, just make sure you let me watch.. In fact i wanna taste all his salty goods! | |||
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"Do you do duval ? helloooo, how are ya? we stock everything! so of course of course.... how do you like it? "Aye the duval is on point . Doubtless I shall be hammered in no time . Friday! | |||
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should we get a DJ in the joint? or a live band? the drummer always gets the girls...
Yeah let me make a call..live band for 9pm
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"Lines up 20 shots of sambuka for everyone... enjoy "Oooft can I be very awkward and request a tequila instead? Sambuka makes me want to go blahhh | |||
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"Lines up 20 shots of sambuka for everyone... enjoy
Oooft can I be very awkward and request a tequila instead? Sambuka makes me want to go blahhh "Tequila sunrise on its way | |||
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"Do you do duval ? helloooo, how are ya? we stock everything! so of course of course.... how do you like it?
Aye the duval is on point . Doubtless I shall be hammered in no time . Friday!"knock yourself out duval on tap! | |||
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"Mr barman would you like a hand serving, there's a queue building and people are thirsty hehe help yourself for a few minutes.... CuteNSassy69 and I are off round the back for a snogging sesh
Hands off his nuts, he put them on the bar for us all to share
Hey if you wanna nibble his nuts,, just make sure you let me watch..
In fact i wanna taste all his salty goods! "you perve..you just want end product after everyone else has wiggled their hand in... | |||
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"So i can't get a blonde for 2 weeks
How about a amber ale ?
Barman: i will check the stock.
He turn's away and i pinch his cute bum, I smile at him when looks back when he gets to the bar he say's to the barmaid that one's going to be trouble.
I spot itsabutifulday looking at me i uncross and re-cross my legs showing my stocking top's and at her.
You do sound like trouble!
But he does look like he has a pinchable bum... I'm sure cutensassy would agree with that too
says she with a red arse... my hands are masterful in many ways!"Hehehe
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"Lines up 20 shots of sambuka for everyone... enjoy
Oooft can I be very awkward and request a tequila instead? Sambuka makes me want to go blahhh
Tequila sunrise on its way "Ooo yummy | |||
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"Walks up to bar You don't sell bloody blonds did you check on the amber been waiting ages for a drink. Spitting bloody feather here mate. Abeutifulday eye's my bum in my tight mini skirt as i walk back to the table" I think the barman being kept rather busy by cutensassy
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"Walks up to bar You don't sell bloody blonds did you check on the amber been waiting ages for a drink. Spitting bloody feather here mate. Abeutifulday eye's my bum in my tight mini skirt as i walk back to the table" scroll up...... did someone steal your drinks... i've ropes for that! | |||
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"In fact i wanna taste all his salty goods!
you perve..you just want end product after everyone else has wiggled their hand in..."Id love a shot of cum!
If you are a decent barman you'd give me what i want x | |||
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Pours your amber for you, cheers "Always good to have a female behind the bar... nudge up a bit
Us men are tok slow obviously hehe | |||
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"Walks up to bar You don't sell bloody blonds did you check on the amber been waiting ages for a drink. Spitting bloody feather here mate. Abeutifulday eye's my bum in my tight mini skirt as i walk back to the table I think the barman being kept rather busy by cutensassy
Pours your amber for you, cheers
Always good to have a female behind the bar... nudge up a bit
Us men are tok slow obviously hehe "Hehe you guys are obviously distracted by all the sexiness in the bar
It's a small bad so if you want past you might have to squeeze behind me | |||
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"Walks up to bar You don't sell bloody blonds did you check on the amber been waiting ages for a drink. Spitting bloody feather here mate. Abeutifulday eye's my bum in my tight mini skirt as i walk back to the table I think the barman being kept rather busy by cutensassy
Pours your amber for you, cheers
Always good to have a female behind the bar... nudge up a bit
Us men are tok slow obviously hehe
Hehe you guys are obviously distracted by all the sexiness in the bar
It's a small bad so if you want past you might have to squeeze behind me "Squeezes past, compliments on the fine bum
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Pours your amber for you, cheers
Always good to have a female behind the bar... nudge up a bit
Us men are tok slow obviously hehe "good idea to have some eyecandy..she has a nice arse too especially when she bends down to get the peroni from the fridge below.... who wants more peroni?? | |||
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"In fact i wanna taste all his salty goods!
you perve..you just want end product after everyone else has wiggled their hand in...
Id love a shot of cum!
If you are a decent barman you'd give me what i want x "not while on duty.... unless you want to sneak beneath the bar...ahem... | |||
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"Walks up to bar You don't sell bloody blonds did you check on the amber been waiting ages for a drink. Spitting bloody feather here mate. Abeutifulday eye's my bum in my tight mini skirt as i walk back to the table I think the barman being kept rather busy by cutensassy
Pours your amber for you, cheers
Always good to have a female behind the bar... nudge up a bit
Us men are tok slow obviously hehe
good idea to have some eyecandy..she has a nice arse too especially when she bends down to get the peroni from the fridge below.... who wants more peroni?? "Definitely always on the bottom shelf too... wise move | |||
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"Hello there,is there room for 2 more? May we order something that will hit the spot, in need of something wet and tasty. " 2 large pinot coming up.... the band walked out | |||
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"Walks up to bar You don't sell bloody blonds did you check on the amber been waiting ages for a drink. Spitting bloody feather here mate. Abeutifulday eye's my bum in my tight mini skirt as i walk back to the table I think the barman being kept rather busy by cutensassy
Pours your amber for you, cheers
Always good to have a female behind the bar... nudge up a bit
Us men are tok slow obviously hehe
good idea to have some eyecandy..she has a nice arse too especially when she bends down to get the peroni from the fridge below.... who wants more peroni??
Definitely always on the bottom shelf too... wise move "Oh you guys together are trouble! Very cheeky indeed! *bends over to get the peroni from the bottom shelf of the fridge* oh...it seems my skirt has slipped up a little | |||
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"Hello there,is there room for 2 more? May we order something that will hit the spot, in need of something wet and tasty. " hellooo gorgeous couple
my signature espresso martini? historically created to wake you up, then fcuk you up
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"In fact i wanna taste all his salty goods!
you perve..you just want end product after everyone else has wiggled their hand in...
Id love a shot of cum!
If you are a decent barman you'd give me what i want x
not while on duty.... unless you want to sneak beneath the bar...ahem..."lead the way x | |||
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"Hello there,is there room for 2 more? May we order something that will hit the spot, in need of something wet and tasty. " Checks you both out as you walk in...sexy people indeed! | |||
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" Oh you guys together are trouble! Very cheeky indeed! *bends over to get the peroni from the bottom shelf of the fridge* oh...it seems my skirt has slipped up a little "Lifts skirt just that little bit more to see if your wearing the correct uniform... no knickers | |||
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"Hello there,is there room for 2 more? May we order something that will hit the spot, in need of something wet and tasty. hellooo gorgeous couple
my signature espresso martini? historically created to wake you up, then fcuk you up
I add a liquer twist for that extra ziinngggg...would that help? "Hell yes!! Now you're talking. Now where should we sit..... | |||
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Pours your amber for you, cheers "Cheers hen much appreciated (drinks half) would you like one yeself ? you better pour me another while ye there is one won't last long.
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"Ooh before I have a cheeky nibble of your nuts on the bar can I grab a very large g&t please!!
The gin-in-a-can? Or the proper gin... if you saw the sign, G&T served in a jug if you flash your boobs for the barman
Oh proper gin please!!... Top up - boobs out ...
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Pleasing the barman will get you anything
a jug for a jug......so i'll give you two jugs of G&T"Two jugs?? Happy days... Will keep these puppies out for a bit longer in that case!! All that gin...it's gonna get messy!! | |||
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"Hello there,is there room for 2 more? May we order something that will hit the spot, in need of something wet and tasty. hellooo gorgeous couple
my signature espresso martini? historically created to wake you up, then fcuk you up
I add a liquer twist for that extra ziinngggg...would that help?
Hell yes!! Now you're talking. Now where should we sit....."you could sit... or stand against the wall...or bend over... i'm sure others will admire..... | |||
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Pours your amber for you, cheers
Cheers hen much appreciated (drinks half) would you like one yeself ? you better pour me another while ye there is one won't last long.
What's the barman doing with that we lassie ?"more like, what she doing with me... oooOoooOOOOoooo | |||
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Pours your amber for you, cheers
Cheers hen much appreciated (drinks half) would you like one yeself ? you better pour me another while ye there is one won't last long.
What's the barman doing with that we lassie ?"Pours another for you...I think they're doing a lot of naughty things that my innocent mind couldn't possibly imagine | |||
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"PC plod sir... the QR Code is on the left hand door, and would you mind stepping back half a foot please "oh hey panda.. You are looking pretty good there.. my bra has been undone.... can you be a gent and help a girl to re dress
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"PC plod sir... the QR Code is on the left hand door, and would you mind stepping back half a foot please "If I did 3 inches of truncheon would be still over the threshold so don't be closing the door! | |||
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quick round code? suuuure.... rounds on you "Ohhh hell tap water all round then | |||
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"PC plod sir... the QR Code is on the left hand door, and would you mind stepping back half a foot please
oh hey panda.. You are looking pretty good there.. my bra has been undone.... can you be a gent and help a girl to re dress
"Why of course, its the gentlemanly thing to help a lady in distress... ooopps sorry I seem to have got said garment off instead | |||
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"Walks up to bar You don't sell bloody blonds did you check on the amber been waiting ages for a drink. Spitting bloody feather here mate. Abeutifulday eye's my bum in my tight mini skirt as i walk back to the table I think the barman being kept rather busy by cutensassy
Pours your amber for you, cheers
Cheers hen much appreciated (drinks half) would you like one yeself ? you better pour me another while ye there is one won't last long.
What's the barman doing with that we lassie ?
Pours another for you...I think they're doing a lot of naughty things that my innocent mind couldn't possibly imagine "innocent your arse! table 12 ordered another peroni .....*spankkkkkk* | |||
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I can confirm Bhav is still alive.. he dared me to sit on his face..
Cant turn down a challenge after i've had a few drinks.. he knew the risks..
He might be recovering "I'm exempt from wearing a mask for the next 24hrs | |||
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"Ooh before I have a cheeky nibble of your nuts on the bar can I grab a very large g&t please!!
The gin-in-a-can? Or the proper gin... if you saw the sign, G&T served in a jug if you flash your boobs for the barman
Oh proper gin please!!... Top up - boobs out ...
(*)(*)
Pleasing the barman will get you anything
a jug for a jug......so i'll give you two jugs of G&T
Two jugs?? Happy days... Will keep these puppies out for a bit longer in that case!! All that gin...it's gonna get messy!! "
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oh hey panda.. You are looking pretty good there.. my bra has been undone.... can you be a gent and help a girl to re dress
Why of course, its the gentlemanly thing to help a lady in distress... ooopps sorry I seem to have got said garment off instead "if im bra less means im gonna need you for a while to support my boobs with your hands then x | |||
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I can confirm Bhav is still alive.. he dared me to sit on his face..
Cant turn down a challenge after i've had a few drinks.. he knew the risks..
He might be recovering "I hope he kept you happy and satisfied as the customer hehe | |||
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oh hey panda.. You are looking pretty good there.. my bra has been undone.... can you be a gent and help a girl to re dress
Why of course, its the gentlemanly thing to help a lady in distress... ooopps sorry I seem to have got said garment off instead
if im bra less means im gonna need you for a while to support my boobs with your hands then x "Steps out from behind bar to give the lady my hands... warmed up of course
Let's sit over in the corner for a while drinks please | |||
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"Evening, it's payday so I'll have a bottle of claret and a shot of jagermeister for everyone please. " Eeeevening! huzzah! someone making it rain eh? Claret popped and coming right up... and jagermeister for everyone... (or tequila ) | |||
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oh hey panda.. You are looking pretty good there.. my bra has been undone.... can you be a gent and help a girl to re dress
Why of course, its the gentlemanly thing to help a lady in distress... ooopps sorry I seem to have got said garment off instead
if im bra less means im gonna need you for a while to support my boobs with your hands then x
Steps out from behind bar to give the lady my hands... warmed up of course
Let's sit over in the corner for a while drinks please "she's having you for a sloppy seconds | |||
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" I can confirm Bhav is still alive.. he dared me to sit on his face.. Cant turn down a challenge after i've had a few drinks.. he knew the risks.. He might be recovering
I hope he kept you happy and satisfied as the customer hehe "Bhav always satisfies | |||
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"Update: Duval going down well squire. " Oh hello
Shamelessly tries to flirt with you and gives you a cheeky smile | |||
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" Steps out from behind bar to give the lady my hands... warmed up of course
Let's sit over in the corner for a while drinks please
she's having you for a sloppy seconds "Giving you time to recover,, im coming back for you when the bar closes.. | |||
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"Evening, it's payday so I'll have a bottle of claret and a shot of jagermeister for everyone please. " Hello big spender thank you for my shot though I'm already a little tipsy | |||
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Squeals as I feel your hand on my booty spanking me hard...
"oh his hands are so powerful.. hey beautiful.. your lips look devine.. mind if i steal a cheeky kiss from you? | |||
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" Pleasing the barman will get you anything
a jug for a jug......so i'll give you two jugs of G&T
Two jugs?? Happy days... Will keep these puppies out for a bit longer in that case!! All that gin...it's gonna get messy!! "I think we should have a puppies out Friday theme one night
messy eh...I'll keep a few wipes and the mop handy.... | |||
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" it's a bar....think you're in the wrong venue..or d*unk too much 
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"LOCK IN the band are just tuning up you can't throw us out as there is no rules in this bar | |||
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Squeals as I feel your hand on my booty spanking me hard...
" sorry, i just heard you say to spank you again... | |||
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"right last orders everyone... Pub has to kick out by 10pm, unless you all want a lock in
LOCK IN the band are just tuning up you can't throw us out as there is no rules in this bar " | |||
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LOCK IN the band are just tuning up you can't throw us out as there is no rules in this bar "The band walked out at 9:15 ... are they back with their instruments now then
OK lock in... its a bar and not a pub, so drinks served all night free of course
I'm gonna go to the kebab shop... any orders | |||
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Squeals as I feel your hand on my booty spanking me hard...
oh his hands are so powerful.. hey beautiful.. your lips look devine..
mind if i steal a cheeky kiss from you? "Oh absolutely, I do love a good kiss
Leans in to give you a gentle kiss at first | |||
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"Slip me a G&T please bar keep! "Good eeevening! Lov the hair tonight... oh, and it's Jug for a Jug if you saw the special offer tonight | |||
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Squeals as I feel your hand on my booty spanking me hard...
oh his hands are so powerful.. hey beautiful.. your lips look devine..
mind if i steal a cheeky kiss from you?
Oh absolutely, I do love a good kiss
Leans in to give you a gentle kiss at first "excuse my hand as it moves from your waist up to your breast.. id love to say it alcohol but frankly i think its that your lips n tongue are a bit addictive.. | |||
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"Hello Barman Bhav, looking good! But tell me, being in tier 3, I hope you're serving food? Being teetotal, I'd like a burger & fries with my diet pepsi please x Burger and fries he ain't got time for that hen. That lassie's got him and she letting go
Here have a bag of crisps "Cheers! As long as it's not cheese & onion. They're the devil's toenails | |||
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" I'm gonna go to the kebab shop... any orders " I am partial to a portion of chips and cheeeeeeeeeese | |||
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" I'm gonna go to the kebab shop... any orders I am partial to a portion of chips and cheeeeeeeeeese "I may need a hand... or 2
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" Here have a bag of crisps
Cheers! As long as it's not cheese & onion. They're the devil's toenails "Whaaaaaat I love cheese and onion! nomnomnom! | |||
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"Hello Barman Bhav, looking good! But tell me, being in tier 3, I hope you're serving food? Being teetotal, I'd like a burger & fries with my diet pepsi please x Gooooood evening you! aaaand I see you're driving again.
I can serve food.....gimme 20minutes *fetches my phone* "Yes, car running smoothly again. Just like me | |||
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Oh absolutely, I do love a good kiss
Leans in to give you a gentle kiss at first
excuse my hand as it moves from your waist up to your breast..
id love to say it alcohol but frankly i think its that your lips n tongue are a bit addictive.. "Hehe I could say the same about you
I find myself kissing you more passionately as I feel your hand exploring me and my hand running through your hair | |||
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" I'm gonna go to the kebab shop... any orders I am partial to a portion of chips and cheeeeeeeeeese
I may need a hand... or 2
Deliveroo god help the kid when he delivers here
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"Hello Barman Bhav, looking good! But tell me, being in tier 3, I hope you're serving food? Being teetotal, I'd like a burger & fries with my diet pepsi please x Ohhh what do you like in your burger? I do love a good burger! "Mmmm, me too. Steak burger, cheese & bacon. And you can have the dirty cheese & onion crisps | |||
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Oh absolutely, I do love a good kiss
Leans in to give you a gentle kiss at first
excuse my hand as it moves from your waist up to your breast..
id love to say it alcohol but frankly i think its that your lips n tongue are a bit addictive..
Hehe I could say the same about you
I find myself kissing you more passionately as I feel your hand exploring me and my hand running through your hair "let me kiss your neck then slowly down your chest, til i can sneakily tease a nipple with my tongue x | |||
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"Hello Barman Bhav, looking good! But tell me, being in tier 3, I hope you're serving food? Being teetotal, I'd like a burger & fries with my diet pepsi please x Ohhh what do you like in your burger? I do love a good burger!
Mmmm, me too. Steak burger, cheese & bacon.
And you can have the dirty cheese & onion crisps "Oh nice choice! If the bacon is crispy even better I'll happily devour them | |||
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"Hello Barman Bhav, looking good! But tell me, being in tier 3, I hope you're serving food? Being teetotal, I'd like a burger & fries with my diet pepsi please x Gooooood evening you! aaaand I see you're driving again.
I can serve food.....gimme 20minutes *fetches my phone*
Yes, car running smoothly again. Just like me "glad to hear purrrrrrrrrrr | |||
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" oh his hands are so powerful.. hey beautiful.. your lips look devine.. mind if i steal a cheeky kiss from you?
Oh absolutely, I do love a good kiss
Leans in to give you a gentle kiss at first
excuse my hand as it moves from your waist up to your breast..
id love to say it alcohol but frankly i think its that your lips n tongue are a bit addictive..
Hehe I could say the same about you
I find myself kissing you more passionately as I feel your hand exploring me and my hand running through your hair
let me kiss your neck then slowly down your chest, til i can sneakily tease a nipple with my tongue x "*sneaks in and squirts some chocolate sauce * | |||
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Oh absolutely, I do love a good kiss
Leans in to give you a gentle kiss at first
excuse my hand as it moves from your waist up to your breast..
id love to say it alcohol but frankly i think its that your lips n tongue are a bit addictive..
Hehe I could say the same about you
I find myself kissing you more passionately as I feel your hand exploring me and my hand running through your hair
let me kiss your neck then slowly down your chest, til i can sneakily tease a nipple with my tongue x "Oh you are a tease aren't you! It's getting a little steamy in here! Sorry Bhav I'm a little too busy to help you out right now
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Oh absolutely, I do love a good kiss
Leans in to give you a gentle kiss at first
excuse my hand as it moves from your waist up to your breast..
id love to say it alcohol but frankly i think its that your lips n tongue are a bit addictive..
Hehe I could say the same about you
I find myself kissing you more passionately as I feel your hand exploring me and my hand running through your hair
let me kiss your neck then slowly down your chest, til i can sneakily tease a nipple with my tongue x
*sneaks in and squirts some chocolate sauce * "mmmm dont run off... get that choc sauce on her nipple and share it with me.. both our tongues teasing her nipple.. then we can kiss sensually after x | |||
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Mmmm, me too. Steak burger, cheese & bacon.
And you can have the dirty cheese & onion crisps
Oh nice choice! If the bacon is crispy even better I'll happily devour them "Got to be crispy
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"Hey Bhav! Nice place you've got here, I like the porcelain ducks on the wall and the portrait of a green lady. Anyways, babysham please. In the right glass, obviously." Evening sir! How are ya! Even got the stag between the entry doors to the WC
babycham?? what about just some lemonade? | |||
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"Hello Barman Bhav, looking good! But tell me, being in tier 3, I hope you're serving food? Being teetotal, I'd like a burger & fries with my diet pepsi please x Gooooood evening you! aaaand I see you're driving again.
I can serve food.....gimme 20minutes *fetches my phone*
Yes, car running smoothly again. Just like me
glad to hear purrrrrrrrrrr"That was MY engine | |||
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"PC plod... i got mugged at the kebab house, they stole my car too
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"Room for a newbie? I'll just sit in the corner and be quite "of course...welcome and good evening!
just enjoy perving _bootyfulday and CuteNSassy
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"10pm you should be closed landlord
Kick em out no shagging in the gutters please ladies and gents. "Bogoff no rules here mate hic | |||
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Hello newbie, welcome "Why thankyou, may I buy you a drink? X | |||
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"PC plod... i got mugged at the kebab house, they stole my car too
erm is this your kebab and car keys? Found them outside I swear "Yeah thanks, think I will drive back to essex now, its safer there | |||
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Oh absolutely, I do love a good kiss
Leans in to give you a gentle kiss at first
excuse my hand as it moves from your waist up to your breast..
id love to say it alcohol but frankly i think its that your lips n tongue are a bit addictive..
Hehe I could say the same about you
I find myself kissing you more passionately as I feel your hand exploring me and my hand running through your hair
let me kiss your neck then slowly down your chest, til i can sneakily tease a nipple with my tongue x
*sneaks in and squirts some chocolate sauce *
mmmm dont run off... get that choc sauce on her nipple and share it with me..
both our tongues teasing her nipple.. then we can kiss sensually after x "i'm all for sharing...and kissing..but alas, where to kiss first.... | |||
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of course...welcome and good evening!
just enjoy perving _bootyfulday and CuteNSassy
would you like a drink tonight?"Double JD and please my good man | |||
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"PC plod... i got mugged at the kebab house, they stole my car too
"Well that's a bugger! Hey they didn't do that too did they?? | |||
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"PC plod... i got mugged at the kebab house, they stole my car too
erm is this your kebab and car keys? Found them outside I swear
Yeah thanks, think I will drive back to essex now, its safer there "midlands probably safest...or that warm space between someones boobs | |||
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of course...welcome and good evening!
just enjoy perving _bootyfulday and CuteNSassy
would you like a drink tonight?
Double JD and please my good man "keeping it simple have a bag of cheese'n'onion crisps too | |||
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"Hello Barman Bhav, looking good! But tell me, being in tier 3, I hope you're serving food? Being teetotal, I'd like a burger & fries with my diet pepsi please x Ohhh what do you like in your burger? I do love a good burger!
Mmmm, me too. Steak burger, cheese & bacon.
And you can have the dirty cheese & onion crisps
Oh nice choice! If the bacon is crispy even better I'll happily devour them
Got to be crispy
And some sweet potato fries"Girl yes! You are a lady after my heart as well as making me hungry | |||
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"Hello Barman Bhav, looking good! But tell me, being in tier 3, I hope you're serving food? Being teetotal, I'd like a burger & fries with my diet pepsi please x Ohhh what do you like in your burger? I do love a good burger!
Mmmm, me too. Steak burger, cheese & bacon.
And you can have the dirty cheese & onion crisps
Oh nice choice! If the bacon is crispy even better I'll happily devour them
Got to be crispy
And some sweet potato fries
Girl yes! You are a lady after my heart as well as making me hungry " let's have rhubarb crumble for pudding! | |||
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" *sneaks in and squirts some chocolate sauce *
mmmm dont run off... get that choc sauce on her nipple and share it with me..
both our tongues teasing her nipple.. then we can kiss sensually after x
i'm all for sharing...and kissing..but alas, where to kiss first.... "Oh that would be quite a show getting to see you too licking chocolate off me then kissing | |||
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of course...welcome and good evening!
just enjoy perving _bootyfulday and CuteNSassy
would you like a drink tonight?
Double JD and please my good man
keeping it simple have a bag of cheese'n'onion crisps too "Thank you, was gonna say JD and but in times like this why bother lol | |||
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Hello newbie, welcome
Why thankyou, may I buy you a drink? X"What a gentleman!
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"It's Friday, it's the weeeeeekend and it's getting darker and colder. So as the resident barman, step into my smutty Fab Bar* for an unsolicited flirt and a chilled beverage of your choosing. My stockist has filled the gin shelf with gin-from-a-can she'll be getting a spanking tonight! If you're on furlough, I'll be serving these on the supercheap!
Take a seat, let me serve you a drink, send a wink, fab a bum/boob, spank the waiter, or if you're too shy, send it to me and I'll pass on your filth for someone you fancy here.....
Today's special: my nuts on the bar.
(*Social distancing/masks not mandatory )"Aware I'm a bit late, but hopefully you aren't closed yet Bhav? I could go for a whisky, if you've got any single malt? | |||
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"babycham?? what about just some lemonade?" I better not chance it. x | |||
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"Got to be crispy
And some sweet potato fries
Girl yes! You are a lady after my heart as well as making me hungry
let's have rhubarb crumble for pudding! "YES! | |||
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"babycham?? what about just some lemonade? I better not chance it. x" Hello You're looking very smart in your suit | |||
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"Got to be crispy
And some sweet potato fries
Girl yes! You are a lady after my heart as well as making me hungry
let's have rhubarb crumble for pudding!
Now I'm fantasising about a pudding as big as my head
YES! " | |||
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" Aware I'm a bit late, but hopefully you aren't closed yet Bhav? I could go for a whisky, if you've got any single malt?" Eeeevening Josh! Not too late at all! I've just been enjoying a Glenlivet Old Fashioned actually...I'll serve you up a glass | |||
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" Aware I'm a bit late, but hopefully you aren't closed yet Bhav? I could go for a whisky, if you've got any single malt? Eeeevening Josh! Not too late at all! I've just been enjoying a Glenlivet Old Fashioned actually...I'll serve you up a glass "Bhav.. move over.. this one is MINE
Well good evening Josh..
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" Aware I'm a bit late, but hopefully you aren't closed yet Bhav? I could go for a whisky, if you've got any single malt? Eeeevening Josh! Not too late at all! I've just been enjoying a Glenlivet Old Fashioned actually...I'll serve you up a glass
Bhav.. move over.. this one is MINE
Well good evening Josh..
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" Aware I'm a bit late, but hopefully you aren't closed yet Bhav? I could go for a whisky, if you've got any single malt? Eeeevening Josh! Not too late at all! I've just been enjoying a Glenlivet Old Fashioned actually...I'll serve you up a glass
Bhav.. move over.. this one is MINE
Well good evening Josh..
the drink, or josh? "Now, now. This is a respectable establishment. Or so I'm lead to believe, anyway. The drink sounds perfect, and the company.. | |||
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" Aware I'm a bit late, but hopefully you aren't closed yet Bhav? I could go for a whisky, if you've got any single malt? Eeeevening Josh! Not too late at all! I've just been enjoying a Glenlivet Old Fashioned actually...I'll serve you up a glass
Bhav.. move over.. this one is MINE
Well good evening Josh..
the drink, or josh? "Bhav you've teased me all night to the point i am so frustrated.. id love it if you were to kiss my neck and whisper in my ear for me to 'go get him' like im a Tiger and he is my prey
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"It's Friday, it's the weeeeeekend and it's getting darker and colder. So as the resident barman, step into my smutty Fab Bar* for an unsolicited flirt and a chilled beverage of your choosing. My stockist has filled the gin shelf with gin-from-a-can she'll be getting a spanking tonight! If you're on furlough, I'll be serving these on the supercheap!
Take a seat, let me serve you a drink, send a wink, fab a bum/boob, spank the waiter, or if you're too shy, send it to me and I'll pass on your filth for someone you fancy here.....
Today's special: my nuts on the bar.
(*Social distancing/masks not mandatory )
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