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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

What a fantastic word.

What's your go to polite insult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plum or dolt, or I like to shoehorn obtuse in, i got that one from Shawshank Redemption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntychops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norman

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Plum or dolt, or I like to shoehorn obtuse in, i got that one from Shawshank Redemption."

All said with an overly posh voice works for me

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Cuntychops"

Nope, that's way too rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melt.

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Norman"

With derision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Norman

With derision?"

With a sharp poke with a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beige

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Fool always a fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teapot

Also, I like to substitute random foodstuffs for insults. ‘Oh Karen, don’t be such a dairylea dunker!’

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Mary J?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Being a bit older i tend to use Victor (as in meldrew)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dick"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have always liked the word, Nincompoop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

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By *he CruiserMan
over a year ago

carshalton

Numpty

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Bobbins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dorris

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Halfwit or Numbskull

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Twat eyes

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

Cockwomble

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

When we were kids I remember hearing the record "Gordon is a moron" and Gordon became an insult used by family for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I do tend to use "codswallop" if someone is talking nonsense.

And people at work are often "blooming wombats"

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Fucktard

Fuck wit

Knob

Bell End

Tool

Pleb

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Bobbins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumplin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking Melt seems to work for me

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Fucktard

Fuck wit

Knob

Bell End

Tool

Pleb

No rude ones!

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By *oam_ShrimpsCouple
over a year ago

NEC Arden

Bob has used 'cockwombke' for as long as I've known him, but since the Orange one got elected over the pond, peeps now think he stole it from others ( which winds him RIGHT the fuck up

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I use 'fathead', blind rudolph* why

* No eye deer

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Surely "polite insult" is a contradiction in terms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gormless oaf

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Dumbass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""dick"

Always my go to insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are "epicly stupid" or a "crapaholic" and you are talking absolute "crubbish".

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Twit or get

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I like fuckwit but I'm much too nice to use it.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dandy fop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You obsequious little man... as a welder though I can ramp it up a notch if that doesn't have the desired effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockwombling wankspangle"

Works well for me.

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

""Cockwombling wankspangle"

Works well for me."

Muppet.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Fucktard

Fuck wit

Knob

Bell End

Tool

Pleb

No rude ones!"

Numb Nuts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have to avoid swears, I tend to go for ‘muppet’.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I go really old school when I must restrain myself.

Good grief, really, foolish, etc.

It's all in the tone of voice (in my head if necessary)

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"You obsequious little man... as a welder though I can ramp it up a notch if that doesn't have the desired effect

My son was 9 and wearing glasses, he constantly got called four eyes. The insult wasn't the problem but the relentlessnes of it drove him bonkers.

I offered him the retort of 'I'd rather have four eyes than four brain cells' and quick as a flash he replied

"I'm not wasting that on those too stupid to appreciate it"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You obsequious little man... as a welder though I can ramp it up a notch if that doesn't have the desired effect

My son was 9 and wearing glasses, he constantly got called four eyes. The insult wasn't the problem but the relentlessnes of it drove him bonkers.

I offered him the retort of 'I'd rather have four eyes than four brain cells' and quick as a flash he replied

"I'm not wasting that on those too stupid to appreciate it""

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