FabSwingers.com forum: I'm a tired , old , Grumpy , miserable Twat Today!!

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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So cheer me up please you wonderful forum people persons .

Crap Jokes and Virtual hugs are most welcome .

Because I know you all love me !!

Thankyou in advance , Grumps xx

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By *ebel Red HotWoman
over a year ago

York

Just a regular day then.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Snugglefuck?

I'm not sure if that counts as a virtual hug or a crap joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just today?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Snugglefuck?

I'm not sure if that counts as a virtual hug or a crap joke...

I'll take both from you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just today?"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just a regular day then. "

You guessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No different from any other day then.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Snugglefuck?

I'm not sure if that counts as a virtual hug or a crap joke...

I'll take both from you

I can stroke your hair and tell you you're pretty as well if you like......

And btw.... you are old. Cradle snatcher

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By *ebel Red HotWoman
over a year ago

York

"Just a regular day then.

You guessed

There is nothing wrong with being grumpy its better than false happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just today?

There we go. I’ve cheered ya up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"No different from any other day then.

You know me well obvs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Snugglefuck?

I'm not sure if that counts as a virtual hug or a crap joke...

I'll take both from you

I can stroke your hair and tell you you're pretty as well if you like......

And btw.... you are old. Cradle snatcher

I'm virtually grandad status

. And yes I am

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just today?

There we go. I’ve cheered ya up "

You always do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Just a regular day then.

You guessed

There is nothing wrong with being grumpy its better than false happiness

At least I'm honest about it x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Snugglefuck?

I'm not sure if that counts as a virtual hug or a crap joke...

I'll take both from you

I can stroke your hair and tell you you're pretty as well if you like......

And btw.... you are old. Cradle snatcher

I'm virtually grandad status

. And yes I am

Grandad?

Er..... forgotten to tell me something have you?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It's nearly the weekend, cheer up grumpy

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Nothing wrong of being grumpy but you need to cheer up for the weekend

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Snugglefuck?

I'm not sure if that counts as a virtual hug or a crap joke...

I'll take both from you

I can stroke your hair and tell you you're pretty as well if you like......

And btw.... you are old. Cradle snatcher

I'm virtually grandad status

. And yes I am

Grandad?

Er..... forgotten to tell me something have you?

Haha oh god no

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"It's nearly the weekend, cheer up grumpy

Painkillers took , I will be ok soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a unimportant elephant?

A irrelephant (

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"What do you call a unimportant elephant?

A irrelephant (

Absolutely crap . Just what I needed thanks

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Get some bird feeders or if no garden, feed birds some in the park. Always a good way to release stress and life problems is see our feathered friends. I have a lot of finches, blackbirds, robins, doves etc who visit my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why today is fuck it Friday. Being pissed off is law on a Friday

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A joke it is and a manly hug sir

Why do women have orgasms?

Just another reason to moan, really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So cheer me up please you wonderful forum people persons .

Crap Jokes and Virtual hugs are most welcome .

Because I know you all love me !!

Thankyou in advance , Grumps xx"

I hear ya, I'm grumpy too. Sending you hugs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"This is why today is fuck it Friday. Being pissed off is law on a Friday"

Too true

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"So cheer me up please you wonderful forum people persons .

Crap Jokes and Virtual hugs are most welcome .

Because I know you all love me !!

Thankyou in advance , Grumps xx

I hear ya, I'm grumpy too. Sending you hugs

Awww fanks Sparkles xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"A joke it is and a manly hug sir

Why do women have orgasms?

Just another reason to moan, really

You're brave

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

What a town Northampton is. What a load of Cobblers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"What a town Northampton is. What a load of Cobblers

you're not wrong there

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You need me to come kick the crap outta ya in a jelly fight?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"You need me to come kick the crap outta ya in a jelly fight? "

Will we be naked though??

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

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"You need me to come kick the crap outta ya in a jelly fight?

Will we be naked though??

Now that WOULD make ya laugh, watching my boobs swinging like a newtons cradle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"You need me to come kick the crap outta ya in a jelly fight?

Will we be naked though??

Now that WOULD make ya laugh, watching my boobs swinging like a newtons cradle "

Seeing me naked would certainly make you laugh an all

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