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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Tomorrow is a Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know nothing, honest guv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tomorrow is a Friday "

It sure is.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Never eat yellow snow !!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I'm sleepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that a mountain chicken is not a bird

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know nothing, honest guv."

Correct answer

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Water isn't wet.

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

I know your forearm is the same size as your foot

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All that I know is that I know nothing, and that claiming Athenian jurors aren't intelligent is an excellent way to get executed.

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By *ave2489Man
over a year ago

Bury

Carrots were an aphrodisiac in Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrots were an aphrodisiac in Ancient Rome and Ancient Greece "

And purple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My real name is John Snow.

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By *fter dinner delightCouple
over a year ago

bury st edmunds/london

Not a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And winter is coming !!

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Wine is fine. Whisky is quicker.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I know nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine is fine. Whisky is quicker. "

It is indeed!!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Water isn't wet."

Urmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And winter is coming !! "

It sure is.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

It’s bin day tomorrow.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I know that every 'c' in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know. "

I know you know.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Give me a minute, it’ll come back to me

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By *icole123Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

A Polar Bears fur isnt actually white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know there are only 5 crumpets left!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Polar Bears fur isnt actually white"

What colour is it?

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria


"A Polar Bears fur isnt actually white

What colour is it?"

Their skin is black and the hairs are hollow

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

not as much as I thought I did

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Water isn't wet.

Urmmm "

Water isn't wet it causes something to be wet in a way when your finger is in water it isn't wet but when you remove it from the water your finger is then wet.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"A Polar Bears fur isnt actually white

What colour is it?

Their skin is black and the hairs are hollow"

Sticking with bears the name arctic originates from the word arktos which is the Greek word for bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adult puffins weigh about the same as a can of Coke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I shouldn’t be eating the fruit gums I’m eating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If duct tape doesn't work, you're not using enough duct tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a short temper

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I know what I know. I also know that there are things I don't know, but I don't know what they are. If I knew what they are, then I'd know more than I know now, but I'd still only know what I know.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I know there are only 5 crumpets left! "

Only 5?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I know that if you fire a dead 6lb duck at the front screen on a train at 500mph, the duck wins as the train is then as dead as the duck is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/10/20 22:26:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that I need to be up for 4.30 am but yet I don't want to go to bed

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The moon is made of cheese.

But I'm not sure what type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do sheep shrink when it rains ?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A crocodile can’t stick out it’s tongue!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Do sheep shrink when it rains ?"

Mr (a farmer) says no, they just get heavier

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"The moon is made of cheese.

But I'm not sure what type "

Possibly a Swiss with a cheddar core

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"The moon is made of cheese.

But I'm not sure what type

Possibly a Swiss with a cheddar core "

That sounds amazing. I’ll grab the crackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ever drive in where you can't back out haha

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Temptation is always stronger for forbidden fruit....

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Don't ever drive in where you can't back out haha"

He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch...

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By *weety321Woman
over a year ago

nottingham

It’s nearly the weekend

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I know. Therefore, i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow I have a day off. I'm very happy about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do sheep shrink when it rains ?

Mr (a farmer) says no, they just get heavier "

Can you ask your Mr if sheep's wool acts as protection from their natural predators? ie from a wolf's bite

I read it somewhere....in a book. I don't know if it's an old West Country myth or if these words be true

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Friday soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My real name is John Snow. "

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

Someone had to say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all going to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tomorrow I have a day off. I'm very happy about it "

I found a leopard print welly and I think it belongs to you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know there are only 5 crumpets left!

Only 5? "

I don't know who ate them all

Maybe i have mice

I need to buy more in case i run out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a cup of tea. Where's my naked waiter?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Do sheep shrink when it rains ?

Mr (a farmer) says no, they just get heavier

Can you ask your Mr if sheep's wool acts as protection from their natural predators? ie from a wolf's bite

I read it somewhere....in a book. I don't know if it's an old West Country myth or if these words be true "

Apparently it’s true, it’s why dogs and wolves go for the legs first with sheep (or the scrotum as one unfortunate shepherding experience taught him).

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"We're all going to die "

Cheerful thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The duck went quack.

Pass it on ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do sheep shrink when it rains ?

Mr (a farmer) says no, they just get heavier

Can you ask your Mr if sheep's wool acts as protection from their natural predators? ie from a wolf's bite

I read it somewhere....in a book. I don't know if it's an old West Country myth or if these words be true

Apparently it’s true, it’s why dogs and wolves go for the legs first with sheep (or the scrotum as one unfortunate shepherding experience taught him). "

Did the scrotum experience happen to the sheep or the Mr

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The duck went quack.

Pass it on ...."

Quack

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Do sheep shrink when it rains ?

Mr (a farmer) says no, they just get heavier

Can you ask your Mr if sheep's wool acts as protection from their natural predators? ie from a wolf's bite

I read it somewhere....in a book. I don't know if it's an old West Country myth or if these words be true

Apparently it’s true, it’s why dogs and wolves go for the legs first with sheep (or the scrotum as one unfortunate shepherding experience taught him).

Did the scrotum experience happen to the sheep or the Mr "

The tup he stitched it back up quite neatly though

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By *am450Man
over a year ago

North Kent/Greater London

Dominic Cummings is a C*NT!And an unelected one at that...

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I know there are only 5 crumpets left!

Only 5?

I don't know who ate them all

Maybe i have mice

I need to buy more in case i run out "

The mice wont be hungry now!

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"The moon is made of cheese.

But I'm not sure what type

Possibly a Swiss with a cheddar core

That sounds amazing. I’ll grab the crackers."

Yes I have shots xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know everything about nothing and not too much about that.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I know I love 69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the equation for the fall-time of a body under gravity. Any use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The onion is in the bhaji.

Pass it on...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The onion is in the bhaji.

Pass it on..."

Pakoras

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I know what i know.

I don't know what I don't know.

There's things i know i don't know and

There's things i don't know that i know.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol


"The moon is made of cheese.

But I'm not sure what type "

Definately wensleedale ,i read it in the sunday sport ,honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do sheep shrink when it rains ?

Mr (a farmer) says no, they just get heavier

Can you ask your Mr if sheep's wool acts as protection from their natural predators? ie from a wolf's bite

I read it somewhere....in a book. I don't know if it's an old West Country myth or if these words be true

Apparently it’s true, it’s why dogs and wolves go for the legs first with sheep (or the scrotum as one unfortunate shepherding experience taught him).

Did the scrotum experience happen to the sheep or the Mr

The tup he stitched it back up quite neatly though"

Phew, I imagine the sheep's baaa's were a few notes higher from them on

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

[Removed by poster at 15/10/20 23:55:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth isn’t flat

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

2 wrongs dont make a right

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By *tockinglover2018Man
over a year ago

Warrington

I know im fucked off with this pandemic

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

As Iron man quantum mechanics, mathematics, anatomy, aerospace and weapon engineering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The original mountain dew was invented as a mixer for bourbon

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

You don't know what you don't know, because you don't know !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And winter is coming !!

It sure is. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well?"

I know you're an alien

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The duck went quack.

Pass it on ...."

Quack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today is the Tomorrow we were worried about Yesterday,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preworkout will solve all your morning motivation problems... for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And l know..shining down like water ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't know what you don't know, because you don't know !! "

I knew that

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York


"Preworkout will solve all your morning motivation problems... for a while "

Just don't use it prior to a late night gym session.......

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Lots of things and I'm not sharing

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By *ountain of youthMan
over a year ago

lincoln

There's room for everyone on the nice list

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By *tonmessyMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

WD40 stands for water displacement test 40th attempt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

That we'll need two suitcases for the weekend trip. The toys filled one

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I reach retirement age in the 26th but not retiring

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

That every human has 0.2 grams of gold in their body with an approximate value of £200

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"That every human has 0.2 grams of gold in their body with an approximate value of £200 "

Stop eating gold

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That every human has 0.2 grams of gold in their body with an approximate value of £200

Stop eating gold"

Ok I'll eat something else

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"That every human has 0.2 grams of gold in their body with an approximate value of £200

Stop eating gold

Ok I'll eat something else "

Come on then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That every human has 0.2 grams of gold in their body with an approximate value of £200

Stop eating gold

Ok I'll eat something else

Come on then "

I cant do that munching emoji

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"That every human has 0.2 grams of gold in their body with an approximate value of £200

Stop eating gold

Ok I'll eat something else

Come on then

I cant do that munching emoji "

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By *omin8rMan
over a year ago

In A Playspace

No secrets, no illusions, always wore a cap, this time wind blue it off. Apologies. This c*ntry boy, have more to lose than to gain, and if I gained I would have lost. Sorry to put the fox amongst the chickens.

Peace, love and you are safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That stirring Mac & Cheese sounds oddly familiar.

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