FabSwingers.com forum: What would you Ban

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close By

Covid19!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Covid19!"

I'd ban all threads about it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Celery.

I banish thee! ‘Tis evil I say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Celery.

I banish thee! ‘Tis evil I say!

Celery is filth

And so are parsnips

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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

"Celery.

I banish thee! ‘Tis evil I say!

And Coriander.. Food of the devil..

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Online gambling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

facebook, the endless amount of fake news/gossip that comes from there. but it must be true ,so and so on facebook said so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas before December

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Social media - before we forget the value of real communication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this as who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shed, I just can't get behind it.

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I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protesters.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Idiots. It would simplify things enormously

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Celery.

I banish thee! ‘Tis evil I say!

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she wouldn’t cum so I tickled her bum with a stick of celery. Celery celery oh she wouldn’t cum so I tickled her bum wit a stick of celery.

Sorry I couldn’t help myself lol

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

One guy that works in security at my local Sainsbury’s.

He knows what he did.

I don’t want to sound dramatic but I would go as far as saying he’s my nemesis

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"One guy that works in security at my local Sainsbury’s.

He knows what he did.

I don’t want to sound dramatic but I would go as far as saying he’s my nemesis "

You have to give details now

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

I would ban PowerPoint presentations.

There is nothing more soul destroying than going through 60 minutes of motivational slides or technical descriptions with tiny text

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

The Virus forum on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Social media - before we forget the value of real communication

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By *orthern PowerhouseMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

It has to be arseholes! Not the ones we shit out of the other type.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Clothes. I want a world full of naked people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Celery.

I banish thee! ‘Tis evil I say!

Celery is filth

And so are parsnips

Agreed on the former, not the latter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcohol

Over my dead liver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coleslaw, Celery, Sam Smith, Adele, Little Mix, X Factor, TV shows like Only Way is Essex and Geordie Shore, Skinny Jeans with slip on shoes and no socks being worn by men above the age of 30,

Valentines day and people who dip their fries in the milkshake at Maccies

I'm sure there's more but I don't want to come across as a moaning old git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists and Horse riders from nice B roads on a sunday morning and from busy A roads at all times lol

Might be a niche one but I am sure some parents may agree, but loot boxes and micro transactions in any game that is aimed at kids such as Fortnite and are predatory in nature.

There is a talk called 'Let's go whaling' on youtube that shows some of the tricks used in mainly mobile games to make people spend money and it's pretty disgusting for a non marketing person to listen to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh yeh actually id ban the cringefest that is snapchat , tictoc and 'reels' ...

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Id ban the law that invented banning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All Cakes .it would free up 1 million mega giga Terra bytes on the forums servers. ..

( but maybe not ginger cake)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Marmite

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Noisy brats in the doctors waiting rooms I don’t blame the kids it’s the ignorant parents who just sit oblivious to their brats annoying every one in the waiting area it’s heaven at the moment when going to the docs as it’s practically empty

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By *elleshellsCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester

Bananas - just No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buses cyclists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite

You take that back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All TV soaps.

Dishes to be done woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tax bills

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

All other men from Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bananas - just No "

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Buses cyclists "

Cars x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking and vaping

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If you could?

Fly tipping. Hang in apparently it’s already banned.

Instead can I ask that anybody caught fly tipping has their cocks or tits depending on sex, publicly cut off and fed to hungry hedgehogs.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Crappy reality tv shows and Britain’s got talent type tv.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Bananas - just No "

Oh that would be an awful world I live a good banana and walnut loaf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trump and Boris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crocs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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Just kidding I'm not touching this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing socks with sandals/flip-flops/thongs

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Little yappy dogs and wasps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancel culture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cancel culture. "

Hopefully I won’t have to explain why this is an incredibly witty reply and someone intelligent will point out the satire and irony.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"All Cakes .it would free up 1 million mega giga Terra bytes on the forums servers. ..

( but maybe not ginger cake)"

What about carrot cake? And Guinness cake? And soo many other cakes

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

Post without pics

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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago

South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent

"Clothes. I want a world full of naked people."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birthdays

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"If you could?

Horse racing, starting with the national.. wont call it grand as theres nothing grand about it

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By *aren westTV/TS
over a year ago

cumbria

Medicated toilet paper

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Sadiq Khan. Defund the position of Mayor of London.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Kidney beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Medicated toilet paper "

You can still get that?

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"If you could?

Ban the bra

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Onions yak spawn of the devil them things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsolicited dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parsnips, gelflings and grey aliens

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

Fireworks on sale before the day it is expected for them to be used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People getting ready for Christmas before December 1st!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People getting ready for Christmas before December 1st! "

I'm planning twinkly lights this weekend... It's dark outside and gloomy of spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All TV soaps, all reality TV, Piers Morgan, Katie Hopkins, Liver and Onions, Christmas

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Nettles. Why they exist is beyond me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiots

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Pomp.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

The royal family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me from fabswingers

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Boys who don't clean up after themselves in the weights room.

Your mum don't live here.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Nettles. Why they exist is beyond me."

They give dock leaves purpose.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nationwide Adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pomp. "

Pardon you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Celery.

I banish thee! ‘Tis evil I say!

Celery is filth

And so are parsnips

I'll sign the ban celery petition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nationwide Adverts "

And the new Asda ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I banish that go compare guy from this world send thy beast back to the beginning of time and sentence him to shout his annoying catch phrase to himself for all of time and space

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By *oubtingtomasMan
over a year ago

Dundalk

Escorts using this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ban my neighbour from life

And also happiness. SUFFER IN MY CRUEL WORLD EARTHLINGS!!!!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My boss from coming to work

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Trolls (the internet kind, not the fairytale sort)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ban fixed odds betting machines

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

Pub landlords calling time

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Dominic Cummings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban domestic abuse and domestic violence...

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Governments

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Ban domestic abuse and domestic violence... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ban domestic abuse and domestic violence... "

That gets my vote

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ban domestic abuse and domestic violence...

That gets my vote"

Domestic abuse is already banned, i.e it's illegal....... But it shouldn't exist, definitely agree.

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

"People getting ready for Christmas before December 1st! "

I'd say 20th?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ban bans, just for the paradox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothache!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Families owning banks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coriander tastes vile

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Tories

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Alcohol

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Smoking

Bananas

Mushrooms

Sue Perkins

Donald Trump

Coconuts

Liars

Cheats

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Smoking

Bananas

Mushrooms

Sue Perkins

Donald Trump

Coconuts

Liars

Cheats

Why sue?

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Families owning banks "

Then we wouldn't have to live a life of debt to rothchilds

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I'd ban bans, just for the paradox."

I'd ban paradoxes for the parà.... fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd ban bans, just for the paradox.

I'd ban paradoxes for the parà.... fuck...

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