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"I tried enticing them with sensual, Marmite themed sex wherein I would smear this most glorious nectar of the Gods upon my ridged shaft for her to lick off. Only one bloody reply! (she told me to fuck off) "They don't seem to know a good thing when they see it | |||
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days. You could change approach completely and offer cake! " Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit? | |||
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days. You could change approach completely and offer cake! Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit? " Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you ... | |||
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days. You could change approach completely and offer cake! Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit? Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you ..." Yeah, it's just the women being full of themselves. Don't take it to heart OP. | |||
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"Maybe referring to them as females reminds them of Friday Night Dinner too much "That's a fare point, how about calling them split arses? | |||
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days. You could change approach completely and offer cake! Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit? Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you ... Yeah, it's just the women being full of themselves. Don't take it to heart OP." Awwww thanks _eli x | |||
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"The infectious proposition is never the most alluring. Just offer to clean cars - not valet on the inside - then jet wash yourself, to get a cuppa and a smile "Sophie your such a slut x | |||
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"Most are up there own arse even the ugly ones "  hello charmer. How did you get so smooth | |||
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"Most are up there own arse even the ugly ones " Some of their arses are hairy as well | |||
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"Most are up there own arse even the ugly ones hello charmer. How did you get so smooth "Speaking lovely arses  | |||
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out What's wrong with me(sad face) " Offer cauliflour and I'm all over that like a tramp on chips!! | |||
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"Most are up there own arse even the ugly ones hello charmer. How did you get so smooth
Speaking hairy arses " how did you know | |||
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"It's an excellent profile, in fact it's a wonder you aren't drowning in clunge OP" Thank sweety much appreciated x | |||
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"It’s obvious to me that they don’t like what they see I should know I don’t get many replies from women or couples Just one of them things " I don't know how to reply to that | |||
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"Oh Dashy McDashface, you need to watch my videos pickleplum "I can't I'm not a site supporter or believe me I would, dick out and everything | |||
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"Oh Dashy McDashface, you need to watch my videos pickleplum
I can't I'm not a site supporter or believe me I would, dick out and everything"Ha! They're soooooooo hot and you get to see me fuck myself with a marrow  | |||
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out What's wrong with me(sad face) " Typical bloody men think they can just flash a bit of brocolli and a woman will go week at the knees. I bet your gallery is full of salad pics. | |||
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days. You could change approach completely and offer cake! Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit? Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you ... Yeah, it's just the women being full of themselves. Don't take it to heart OP." Some women just don't know what's good for them  | |||
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"Oh Dashy McDashface, you need to watch my videos pickleplum
I can't I'm not a site supporter or believe me I would, dick out and everything
Ha! They're soooooooo hot and you get to see me fuck myself with a marrow "Damn you woman!! , I didn't want to part with my money  | |||
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out What's wrong with me(sad face) Typical bloody men think they can just flash a bit of brocolli and a woman will go week at the knees. I bet your gallery is full of salad pics. " Chick love salad, fact | |||
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"Oh Dashy McDashface, you need to watch my videos pickleplum
I can't I'm not a site supporter or believe me I would, dick out and everything
Ha! They're soooooooo hot and you get to see me fuck myself with a marrow
Damn you woman!! , I didn't want to part with my money "Ok I lied. You don't even see a glimpse of floof. And that's the truth | |||
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out What's wrong with me(sad face) Offer cauliflour and I'm all over that like a tramp on chips!! " . | |||
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"Most are up there own arse even the ugly ones hello charmer. How did you get so smooth "Hahaha | |||
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"The broccoli crowd are more into kale these days. You could change approach completely and offer cake! Should I change my profile, tweek it a bit? Can't see anything wrong with your profile tbh. It's obviously not you .Women are ..Inundated with messages as opposed to us eejits only get ten a month lol Yeah, it's just the women being full of themselves. Don't take it to heart OP. Some women just don't know what's good for them " | |||
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"Oh Dashy McDashface, you need to watch my videos pickleplum
I can't I'm not a site supporter or believe me I would, dick out and everything
Ha! They're soooooooo hot and you get to see me fuck myself with a marrow
Damn you woman!! , I didn't want to part with my money
Ok I lied.
You don't even see a glimpse of floof. And that's the truth "No wonder with a marrow in the way  | |||
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"Most are up there own arse even the ugly ones " Made I've seen my own arse, it's stunning. I'd rather be up that, than responding to 98% of the shit messages I get. | |||
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"You’ve finally sold out OP, just another needy man on the forums, starting a look at me thread, how disappointing. " I'm disappointed in myself | |||
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"Update: I decided to change my approach a tad in the hope for some illicit liaisons. I propositioned a lady but compromised by substituting Marmite for Bovril on my throbbing phallus. Again though - the wench blocked me!!! Bloody Karen’s on this site! "Bitch! | |||
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"Update: I decided to change my approach a tad in the hope for some illicit liaisons. I propositioned a lady but compromised by substituting Marmite for Bovril on my throbbing phallus. Again though - the wench blocked me!!! Bloody Karen’s on this site! "Ooh Bovril... Meaty! | |||
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"Try thinking of them as "women" not "females" when you're sending messages. It's a small but important difference and may help your words be more attractive to them!" | |||
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"Try thinking of them as "women" not "females" when you're sending messages. It's a small but important difference and may help your words be more attractive to them! "All models i think of dolly Mixtures | |||
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"They don’t appreciate your natural charm and humour Dash so aren’t worth the tears " | |||
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"They don’t appreciate your natural charm and humour Dash so aren’t worth the tears
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"I've got a question: Why don't people read the myriad of answers to this exact question that has been asked here and will be asked ...ad infinitum? Honestly, I've been away from here for 4 years and the same question is still being asked daily ..in fact there are currently 2 or more versions of this same thread floating about... Who cares if someone doesn't answer? News flash ..perhaps they don't fancy you, or they don't like you profile or pictures. Move on, it's tedious. " Haha a lack of something is missing here | |||
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"I've got a question: Why don't people read the myriad of answers to this exact question that has been asked here and will be asked ...ad infinitum? Honestly, I've been away from here for 4 years and the same question is still being asked daily ..in fact there are currently 2 or more versions of this same thread floating about... Who cares if someone doesn't answer? News flash ..perhaps they don't fancy you, or they don't like you profile or pictures. Move on, it's tedious. Haha a lack of something is missing here " And yet you took the time to write all that on a thread you find tedious | |||
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out What's wrong with me(sad face) " I know your pain I even use cake and dont get any luck | |||
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"Lol, can't believe that such a well written profile gets nil response, that said it better than some on here such as: "Will fill in later" or "Just ask" At least it made me laugh" Some people thought I was serious, see some of above posts | |||
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"They do reply. Just remember they do get a lot of mail and replying to 700 odd isn't always possible" Nah they don’t | |||
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"They do reply. Just remember they do get a lot of mail and replying to 700 odd isn't always possible" Feck we only get a few each day | |||
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"Maybe referring to them as females reminds them of Friday Night Dinner too much "Perhaps to much shit on it and not enough nippy nippy | |||
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""SCUM SUCKING FILTH PIGS, YOU'RE ALL SNAKES WITH TITS!!" Wow, just wow." Why you saying wow? | |||
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""SCUM SUCKING FILTH PIGS, YOU'RE ALL SNAKES WITH TITS!!" Wow, just wow. Why you saying wow? " Because I couldn't believe what I've just read. | |||
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out What's wrong with me(sad face) " I will ALWAYS respond to the promise of broccoli (especially it there is cheese on top). No idea why so few men realize this. | |||
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""SCUM SUCKING FILTH PIGS, YOU'RE ALL SNAKES WITH TITS!!" Wow, just wow." Shame really, you were having such a positive day according to your status | |||
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""SCUM SUCKING FILTH PIGS, YOU'RE ALL SNAKES WITH TITS!!" Wow, just wow. Why you saying wow? Because I couldn't believe what I've just read. " Haha how cute, you do realise it's a joke for the forums | |||
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out What's wrong with me(sad face) I will ALWAYS respond to the promise of broccoli (especially it there is cheese on top). No idea why so few men realize this." That said--I also read profiles. Sometimes not even broccoli is enough.... | |||
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""SCUM SUCKING FILTH PIGS, YOU'RE ALL SNAKES WITH TITS!!" Wow, just wow. Shame really, you were having such a positive day according to your status "He's cute | |||
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out What's wrong with me(sad face) I will ALWAYS respond to the promise of broccoli (especially it there is cheese on top). No idea why so few men realize this. That said--I also read profiles. Sometimes not even broccoli is enough...." What!!! How dare you woman | |||
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""SCUM SUCKING FILTH PIGS, YOU'RE ALL SNAKES WITH TITS!!" Wow, just wow. Shame really, you were having such a positive day according to your status "Still am thankyou | |||
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"I've got a question: Why don't people read the myriad of answers to this exact question that has been asked here and will be asked ...ad infinitum? Honestly, I've been away from here for 4 years and the same question is still being asked daily ..in fact there are currently 2 or more versions of this same thread floating about... Who cares if someone doesn't answer? News flash ..perhaps they don't fancy you, or they don't like you profile or pictures. Move on, it's tedious. Haha a lack of something is missing here And yet you took the time to write all that on a thread you find tedious " | |||
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"You’ve finally sold out OP, just another needy man on the forums, starting a look at me thread, how disappointing. I'm disappointed in myself " This | |||
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"I send lovely messages, with promise of broccoli and kisses but alas no response, even after checking my profile out What's wrong with me(sad face) " Have you tried swapping out the broccoli for cabbage? I totally prefer a cabbage | |||
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