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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!

Things like put new bedding on two beds.

Do dishes.

Fetch my recycling bags in.

Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.

Plump my sofa cushions

Wipe all surfaces in kitchen

Clean my bathrooms

Polish

Hoovering

Mopping.

C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be doing these tasks naked or clothed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will you be doing these tasks naked or clothed?"

In my cleaning clothes. Joggers and a t shirt.

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!

Things like put new bedding on two beds.

Do dishes.

Fetch my recycling bags in.

Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.

Plump my sofa cushions

Wipe all surfaces in kitchen

Clean my bathrooms

Polish

Hoovering

Mopping.

C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first?"

Your task is to come to mine and do l your tasks but in my house.

I will go out and walk the dogs to keep you safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you be doing these tasks naked or clothed?

In my cleaning clothes. Joggers and a t shirt. "

No longer interested.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve made yourself the list why not start in that order ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead. "

I zoflora!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!

Things like put new bedding on two beds.

Do dishes.

Fetch my recycling bags in.

Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.

Plump my sofa cushions

Wipe all surfaces in kitchen

Clean my bathrooms

Polish

Hoovering

Mopping.

C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first?"

All of the above - naked obvs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ve made yourself the list why not start in that order ?"

I can’t. I got no motivation. If I know people are relying on me and waiting, it might spur me on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.

I zoflora! "

First time I ever used that I didn’t know you had to dilute it nearly killed myself with the fumes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right so I’m just sitting here still on the sofa.

Someone give me something off the list, where’s the women at? They can follow instructions

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.

I zoflora! "

Which is ur fave zoflora?.... mines midnight bloom it’s smells just like Alien perfume

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants


"Will you be doing these tasks naked or clothed?

In my cleaning clothes. Joggers and a t shirt. "

I think it would be fun to see how much of that list you can tick off with no or minimal clothing. If you've got a shower to clean you need to do that naked. Would be a good place to start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is too short get a cleaner

You get the jobs done

Creating employment

And they may be really fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right so I’m just sitting here still on the sofa.

Someone give me something off the list, where’s the women at? They can follow instructions "

Go and polish all the fittings, tv, ornaments etc then hoover. Once you've done that, gut the kitchen, mop the floors and anti bac all the surfaces. Remember to tidy "the drawer"

Once you've done that, make yourself a cuppa, give yourself a wee finger blast then make a start on the rooms upstairs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.

I zoflora!

Which is ur fave zoflora?.... mines midnight bloom it’s smells just like Alien perfume "

Oh my fucking god. Can’t believe you said that. That’s the one I use because I also discovered it smells like alien which is my signature scent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right so I’m just sitting here still on the sofa.

Someone give me something off the list, where’s the women at? They can follow instructions

Go and polish all the fittings, tv, ornaments etc then hoover. Once you've done that, gut the kitchen, mop the floors and anti bac all the surfaces. Remember to tidy "the drawer"

Once you've done that, make yourself a cuppa, give yourself a wee finger blast then make a start on the rooms upstairs. "

Ok. So living room. Right off I go. This is like fun house. Keep expecting Pat Sharp and the twins to rock up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!

Things like put new bedding on two beds.

Do dishes.

Fetch my recycling bags in.

Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.

Plump my sofa cushions

Wipe all surfaces in kitchen

Clean my bathrooms

Polish

Hoovering

Mopping.

C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first?"

That just made me want another cup of coffee Lol

I have a much longer list of my own but lack of sexual satisfaction has made me disinterested in even starting it

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I need to tidy my whole house. Set me tasks and I’ll comment when I’ve done them, you can time me!

Things like put new bedding on two beds.

Do dishes.

Fetch my recycling bags in.

Hang up all clean washing that’s just in a pile on my floor.

Plump my sofa cushions

Wipe all surfaces in kitchen

Clean my bathrooms

Polish

Hoovering

Mopping.

C’mon this will be fun. What one shall I do first?"

Where's the ironing? The quintessential and most enjoyable household chore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Living room done. 23 minutes.

Next task please.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.

I zoflora! "

I like the yellow one but can't find it anywhere

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks


"Pour some Zoflora in a jar and some hot water. Let that make the house smell nice and just watch TV instead.

I zoflora!

I like the yellow one but can't find it anywhere "

More a secret garden guy myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

C’mon. I need a steady flow. I’m sitting down again now. Another task off the list please

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Clean the chopping board I need somewhere to make my lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clean the chopping board I need somewhere to make my lunch "

Close enough.

Right kitchen. Here I go...

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Do the washing up, and while kitchen down throughly. Ill sit here with my cuppa while you do that

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Get the bathrooms done, chop chop...

Bang! And the dirt is gone

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

Wipe the kitchen down that should say. Lol

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By *nasuitMan
over a year ago

Ruislip

Polish your organ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Have you stripped the beds yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do sitting room first , then you’ve somewhere nice & cosey if you want a break. I normally clean downstairs first , bedrooms bathroom last. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kitchen done! 42 minutes although 7 of those was texting! Just having a sandwich and a cuppa tea break!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Make sure you’re listening to Smooth FM whilst doing these chores OP

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Have you done all the skirting boards and cleaned all the switches/light fixtures? They get skipped so often in houses!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Have you done all the skirting boards and cleaned all the switches/light fixtures? They get skipped so often in houses! "

Don’t get me started on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish the front door knocker

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Lampshades and skirting boards

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If it's any inspiration I've just cleaned the living room windows inside and out, and the kitchen windows outside

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By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

wild west sligo mayo roscommon

Go thru your laundry separate your underwear and socks and go wash them.. do show them separates

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By *ripodKeithMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"Kitchen done! 42 minutes although 7 of those was texting! Just having a sandwich and a cuppa tea break!"

Mopping next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve made yourself the list why not start in that order ?

I can’t. I got no motivation. If I know people are relying on me and waiting, it might spur me on.

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Start with anything laundry related so that can be being done while you start another job

Doughnut x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's any inspiration I've just cleaned the living room windows inside and out, and the kitchen windows outside "

Some random dude cleaned my windows and doors yesterday.

Upstairs is the ball ache. Daughters bedroom! I need to take my rabbits to the vets at 2 for their nails to be clipped!

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