FabSwingers.com forum: How many pints are you?

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’m probably a 3 pinter or 2 double gins.

What are you?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t do pints

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t do pints"

No but I am

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

1 pint, 4 glasses of wine or a couple of scotches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 pints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a whole bottle of rum kinda girl

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"1 pint, 4 glasses of wine or a couple of scotches

Is that before the start of the night or at the end?

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"1 pint, 4 glasses of wine or a couple of scotches

Is that before the start of the night or at the end?

Depends who I'm with

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

If the question is how much to KO you, the answer is the office Christmas party 2019. We don't really ever drink anymore, other than the Christmas do.

4 (or was it 5?) large glasses of rose

2 glasses (smaller) white wine with the meal

About 10 or 12 vodka and mixer (in various doubles/singles)

I self propelled about a mile and a half after all that, at some points with a work colleague sat on my knee. Got back to the hotel where S had retired much earlier. Manoeuvred my wheelchair up to the 12th floor, reverse parked appropriately, undressed, went to the loo, cleaned my teeth, took a pic in the mirror to remind myself of how squiffy I looked. Was dead pleased with myself....

I was less pleased at about 7am when the puking started. Reminds me why I don't drink

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

How many shots to a pint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say about 8 double jd and Cole’s and you may dance with me before brushing me off to the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooof, deep question.

I'm probably a solid 4 pinter, or a few cocktails and some poor judgement!

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

I think the ladies need to down a couple of litres of vodka before they fancy me.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m a 6 pinter with dimly lit bar or an 8 pinter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not know. No woman has ever d*unk enough to want to sleep with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 Pinter

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

There’s some big numbers in here guys. Are you being overly modest

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How many shots to a pint?

About 40...... ish

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Ooof, deep question.

I'm probably a solid 4 pinter, or a few cocktails and some poor judgement!"

And a cheesy chat up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m whatever it takes for you not to care what your mates think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many shots to a pint?

In England about 22

In Scotland about 17.

Depending on the measure used

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"How many shots to a pint?

About 40...... ish

I'm probably a quarter & a bit pints then

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m whatever it takes for you not to care what your mates think.

My undies have just fell down

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Now a days, a couple of pints and I'm golden, three and I'm yours for the night

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"How many shots to a pint?

In England about 22

In Scotland about 17.

Depending on the measure used

I like the English measures

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"How many shots to a pint?

About 40...... ish

I'm probably a quarter & a bit pints then

How much are shots? I’m just working out if I can woo you on aftershocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many shots to a pint?

In England about 22

In Scotland about 17.

Depending on the measure used

I like the English measures

The smaller ones?

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"I’m whatever it takes for you not to care what your mates think.

That’s zero then I only care what I think.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m whatever it takes for you not to care what your mates think.

That’s zero then I only care what I think."

Ooohhhh get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a totally sissy and i do not drink lol

I have no excuse then though....damn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 pints lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I am masturbating in the mirror I need 12 pints because my cum face scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm out on a Friday 10-12 but that's from 1pm til about 7pm. I rarely drink otherwise but like the odd can or glass of red or two every now and again.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"If I am masturbating in the mirror I need 12 pints because my cum face scares me "

It’s not like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle is it?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"How many shots to a pint?

About 40...... ish

I'm probably a quarter & a bit pints then

How much are shots? I’m just working out if I can woo you on aftershocks

Haha probably a bottle of cherry sours, if you get one on offer about £8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I am masturbating in the mirror I need 12 pints because my cum face scares me

It’s not like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle is it?

No it looks like a spastic licking cum of a thistle

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I never keep count, it’s just easy to hand over the goggles at the start of the night then I can enjoy my drink

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I never keep count, it’s just easy to hand over the goggles at the start of the night then I can enjoy my drink

I put mine on about 1ish normally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be a five or six pinter.. Difficulty ais I don't drink so don't have the luxery of beer goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say a teaspoon but if F&B has been sending me pictures of him wanking in Aldi then it is definitely a bucket and 40 pints

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I never keep count, it’s just easy to hand over the goggles at the start of the night then I can enjoy my drink

I put mine on about 1ish normally

That’s 13.00 not 01.00

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if Queenie has been sending me pictures of her flapping up to the sky then it is 3 buckets and 100 teaspoons

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I would say a teaspoon but if F&B has been sending me pictures of him wanking in Aldi then it is definitely a bucket and 40 pints "

F&B has the opposite effect on me

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I never keep count, it’s just easy to hand over the goggles at the start of the night then I can enjoy my drink

I put mine on about 1ish normally

That’s 13.00 not 01.00

Probably 13:00 these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4's when I should stop. 5 is me being greedy. 6 is cos the night's so fun I don't want it to end. 7 is Uber time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont drink pints but I can hold my drink.

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

2 glasses of wine

Or about 20 vodkas

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Half a shandy...I'm not in a modest mood

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

That depends on who you ask and what I look like....

Girl me....maybe 3 gins

Male me....I'd guess a hell of a lot more gin followed by a bottle of vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"None

How about I get you 3 gins and ill have a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None

How about I get you 3 gins and ill have a coffee

You keep promising this

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"None

How about I get you 3 gins and ill have a coffee

You keep promising this

We need to get dates to match up!!

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By *reywolf_18Man
over a year ago

ayr

Probably too many lol

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Why is the rum always gone?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm often called half pint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more others drink....

To forget me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About10 match days if we win may squeeze another couple.

Thats in 12 hour though

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By *mac94Man
over a year ago

belfast

5 or 6 then on to the captain morgans

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Pints of cider is normally 4, beer only 2 as It bloats me out if I have too many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a whole bottle of rum kinda girl"

My kind of girl x

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Corona kinda guy myself. Cant drink more than 4 though. Then I jump onto Sambuca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 pint, 4 glasses of wine or a couple of scotches

A pint? That's nearly an armful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shared bottle of gin or

2 bottles wine or

3-4 pints cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 pints or 4 shandies, I don't get d*unk when I'm out anymore.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Im a whole bottle of rum kinda girl"
my kind of girl lol. I like a spiced rum

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

On a good night 9 pints, but on average when out 5/6 pints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That depends on who you ask and what I look like....

Girl me....maybe 3 gins

Male me....I'd guess a hell of a lot more gin followed by a bottle of vodka

Gin?! What? Nah.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Red Wine.

One bottle .

Thankyou .

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Half a shandy...I'm not in a modest mood

Ooooohhhh this is the cheapest night out so far. You’re on

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"None

Bloody hell. We have our winner

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm often called half pint."

That’s because your glass is always half full

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I quite like a mug full of cocoa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 5 but less than 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 pints and I'm positively merry. 5 and I'm d*unk.

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

I dont drink and probably have no more than a handful of alcohol units a year only.

A bottle of Coors light and im buzzing

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm about 4 pints or half a dozen bottles of lager before I feel it these days.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

At least a couple of babyshams

...or silk panty martinis if we’re somewhere classy

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

2 alcohol free beer bottles. Usually Heineken or Beck’s Blue.

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By *layPrincessDaddyBearCouple
over a year ago

Bracknell

Do you mean how many pints till someone is d*unk enough to want to take me home???? If that’s the case then 4 pints, a few cheeky Cocktails tails and then the jäger bombs, maybe a few fireball shots for good measure

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By *o Trash in My TrailerMan
over a year ago

Daytona Beach

Your pints are of warm beer right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I am 2 pinter...

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I’m a 6 pinter with dimly lit bar or an 8 pinter "

Rubbish! I had a peek at your profile and you're far too gorgeous to hide in the shadows! If I saw you in a pub in the one who'd need a drink or two to summon the courage to talk to a pretty woman like you. xx

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By *usciouslips201Couple
over a year ago

North Wales

A pint and a half of lager or a glass of wine. Rich says he chose me as I'm a cheap date

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

I'd like to think im a 5 pinter... but probably worse. Lol

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

4or 5 pints then a few rum and s

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A shared bottle of gin (assuming it’s a decent size bottle

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A bottle of fizz

A bottle of red wine

Not all in the same evening I might add!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 merry, anymore pissed

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