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You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents! 
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now!  | |||
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"If it was DPD, they'd have shoved it in the wrong hole. " Or 2 packages in the same hole, geddit? | |||
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days? I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now! "I actually used to only buy stuff from Amazon Prime if it said it was dispatched by Amazon EU Sarl, was the only way I knew that it would definitely be in a brown cardboard packaging. Luckily The last thing I bought (a giant 12inch dildo) came in a brown box too | |||
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days? I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now! "don't worry knowing posties he's probably kinkier than you are | |||
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Everything else has come in plain boxes so far though. | |||
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"Lovehoney delivered some exciting new toys for us yesterday. All very discreet apart I bet every postie knows "LH Trading" is Lovehoney, so they might as well have just plastered cock pics all over it "Never noticed this before!  | |||
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Someone would have had a shock if they had stolen that
I send all my parcels for collection at the post office now  | |||
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days? I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now!
I actually used to only buy stuff from Amazon Prime if it said it was dispatched by Amazon EU Sarl, was the only way I knew that it would definitely be in a brown cardboard packaging. Luckily The last thing I bought (a giant 12inch dildo) came in a brown box too "I dare not buy anything of that nature from amazon prime as I added my dad to my account and he gets an announcement on his Alexa of our f deliveries
Not sure how to turn it off
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days? I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now!
I actually used to only buy stuff from Amazon Prime if it said it was dispatched by Amazon EU Sarl, was the only way I knew that it would definitely be in a brown cardboard packaging. Luckily The last thing I bought (a giant 12inch dildo) came in a brown box too
I dare not buy anything of that nature from amazon prime as I added my dad to my account and he gets an announcement on his Alexa of our f deliveries
Not sure how to turn it off
Jo x "Hahah yeah I have to be careful too as my dads address is also on there from when i sent some presents to his flat, I have already nearly sent something there once and had to cancel the order lol! | |||
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"The amount of boxes posted from the gold group especially to student residences at the moment is huge " Gold Group? | |||
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"The amount of boxes posted from the gold group especially to student residences at the moment is huge Gold Group? " Ann Summers | |||
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"You could have ordered a large meaty Eastern European sausage from an online delicatessen?" Hahaha ... Tell me a variety of sausage that has balls? | |||
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"You could have ordered a large meaty Eastern European sausage from an online delicatessen? Hahaha ... Tell me a variety of sausage that has balls? "Maybe they're just the two free faggots you get with the sausage? | |||
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only happened once but damn what a funny moment handing that over | |||
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days? I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now!
I actually used to only buy stuff from Amazon Prime if it said it was dispatched by Amazon EU Sarl, was the only way I knew that it would definitely be in a brown cardboard packaging. Luckily The last thing I bought (a giant 12inch dildo) came in a brown box too
I dare not buy anything of that nature from amazon prime as I added my dad to my account and he gets an announcement on his Alexa of our f deliveries
Not sure how to turn it off
Jo x "What’s Alexa say “ your daughters 9” rubber butt plug was delivered today at 09.46” | |||
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"Coming from an ex postie of 17 years......trust me, we know! "I love seeing the postie's knowing smile when he hands parcels over. | |||
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"Coming from an ex postie of 17 years......trust me, we know! "We know you know | |||
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"What is it with dildos not being packed discreetly these days? I have had yet another delivery arrive in just an opaque thick plastic bag. Not even any bubble wrap!
You can easily feel the shape and squishiness of a rubber cock inside the package.
I thought this one would at least come in a box as I bought it from e-bay and not from Wish this time!
It is a good Job I live alone and don't houseshare or still live with my parents!
Do any of you fabbers have the same issues with sex toys you purchase online?
My postie must know I am a perverted sexual deviant by now! "You’ll know for sure as he hands it to you with a smile and wink and says “enjoy”  | |||
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"Coming from an ex postie of 17 years......trust me, we know! "Slightly off topic but our postie knows wayyyy too much ... windows open in the summer etc ... cringeeeee | |||
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"I ordered a Pinwheel from Amazon, the customs label had a section stating exactly what was in the package
Everything else has come in plain boxes so far though. "I worked for Parcelforce last year, there's a section called chinese that has tens of thousands of grey plastic packages which are sorted by hand. We had a ball feeling all the dildos and toys, the description on the labels were creative | |||
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"I ordered a Pinwheel from Amazon, the customs label had a section stating exactly what was in the package
Everything else has come in plain boxes so far though.
I worked for Parcelforce last year, there's a section called chinese that has tens of thousands of grey plastic packages which are sorted by hand. We had a ball feeling all the dildos and toys, the description on the labels were creative "Oh wow! So this is what happens at a sorting office lol. | |||
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"I ordered a Pinwheel from Amazon, the customs label had a section stating exactly what was in the package
Everything else has come in plain boxes so far though.
I worked for Parcelforce last year, there's a section called chinese that has tens of thousands of grey plastic packages which are sorted by hand. We had a ball feeling all the dildos and toys, the description on the labels were creative
Oh wow! So this is what happens at a sorting office lol."It's a cracking job and pays well, no need for gym membership, regular, long, organised breaks and the shifts go fast. | |||
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"I deliver parcels for royal mail ,yes there has been a few questionable items! " I bet you play spot the vibe  | |||
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"I deliver parcels for royal mail ,yes there has been a few questionable items! " I work for Royal mail and the stuff we have seen falling out of badly wrapped packets | |||
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"I deliver parcels for royal mail ,yes there has been a few questionable items! I work for Royal mail and the stuff we have seen falling out of badly wrapped packets "my partner was a postie ..kit was hilarious | |||
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