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By *essica Flabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Kitkat..

Ive just been called an animal for just taking a bite across 4 fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh first I smooth the foil over the writing on the chocolate, then I run my nail across the foil, then eat each finger individually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree that’s wrong!

I nibble all the chocolate off and then break through the wafer layer by layer. It takes me ages hence 2 fingers is enough for me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fear not, I to eat them sans any etiquette whatsoever. Breaking them? Nah! Straight down the cakehole

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE

Turkish delight

Nibbles chocolate off then eat it like a floppy pink clit

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By *essica Flabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire


" Fear not, I to eat them sans any etiquette whatsoever. Breaking them? Nah! Straight down the cakehole "

Likewise!

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By *essica Flabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire


"Oh first I smooth the foil over the writing on the chocolate, then I run my nail across the foil, then eat each finger individually!"

I used to do that as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap it up widthways in the packet. Then you have a bunch of mini toblerone when you open it.

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By *essica Flabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire


"Turkish delight

Nibbles chocolate off then eat it like a floppy pink clit "

Don't like Turkish delight and that limited lemon one is even worse

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By *essica Flabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire


"Snap it up widthways in the packet. Then you have a bunch of mini toblerone when you open it."

Mini white Toblerone are sex!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Dunk 1 finger at a time in my cup of tea

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When I was a child I did somewhat bizarrely enjoy cutting Mars-bars into little bite sized pieces.

I loved looking at the chocolate/caramel/nougat strata.

I also had a thing for nibbling around the peripheral ‘crust’ of Cheddar biscuits.

.....I was an odd child

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By *essica Flabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire


"Dunk 1 finger at a time in my cup of tea"

Did that with a blue ribbon this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibble both ends of each stick, then the sides, then the top and then devour the rest! The only way other than, nibbling off both ends and using it as a straw to suck up good coffee. Softens to a melt and then chuck it in your gob haha. Have a break, have a kit cat! The new lemon drizzle’s are the shizzle!

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By *essica Flabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire


"Nibble both ends of each stick, then the sides, then the top and then devour the rest! The only way other than, nibbling off both ends and using it as a straw to suck up good coffee. Softens to a melt and then chuck it in your gob haha. Have a break, have a kit cat! The new lemon drizzle’s are the shizzle! "

Currently sucking an orange twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer kitkat chunky, no messing just munch on that bad boy

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By *essica Flabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire


"I prefer kitkat chunky, no messing just munch on that bad boy "

Yeah but original not the flavored ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kit kat chunky

But I bite all the chocolate off first then eat the middle bit

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Break them into separate fingers, then nibble off all the chocolate from the edges. Then eat what's left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One finger at a time, because I'm not a savage

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By *essica Flabbit OP   Woman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire


"One finger at a time, because I'm not a savage "

You sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like one finger at a time

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By *issMeSlowlyMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Kitkat..

Ive just been called an animal for just taking a bite across 4 fingers! "

You animal!!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I like to nibble the thick chocolate ends first on each finger. For some reason one end has noticeably thicker chocolate than the other. (Mr Misfit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunk in tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No particular way ... but it has to be in the freezer first !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called an animal too, for exactly the same reasons, just bite, chew and swallow, no faffing about, just eat it.

Maltesers however are a completely different ball game, gotta roll em round in yer mouth n suck the chocolate off slowly, mmmmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger at a time. Nibbling the top layer of chocolate then layer by layer of wafer without trying to break it

Four fingers are too much though, 2 are more than enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got called an animal too, for exactly the same reasons, just bite, chew and swallow, no faffing about, just eat it.

Maltesers however are a completely different ball game, gotta roll em round in yer mouth n suck the chocolate off slowly, mmmmmmmm. "

I'm probaly an animal too then !!

Now Milky-ways ... I've got my ways because that is pure perfection!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the ends off each finger and then suck coffee through it Luke a straw! Same with Twix..... Dreamy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to do some work at the factory in York

You could make a donation to charity and they would make you a 4 bar Kit Kat that was over a foot long and you you could have your name on the red outer wrapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bite the ends off each finger and then suck coffee through it Luke a straw! Same with Twix..... Dreamy!! "

Now I do bite the ends off of twix bars !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bite the ends off each finger and then suck coffee through it Luke a straw! Same with Twix..... Dreamy!!

Now I do bite the ends off of twix bars !! "

Any biscuity choc bar is the same....!! And doesn't make you feel half as guilty because, well, you're just drinking coffee, right??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snap it up widthways in the packet. Then you have a bunch of mini toblerone when you open it.

Mini white Toblerone are sex! "

Agree 100 % with you on that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 finger at at a time, I don't think I could fit all 4 in one go.

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By *amanthaJonesTrans1966TV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Kitkat..

Ive just been called an animal for just taking a bite across 4 fingers! "

I've been called a loose girl, because I took 4 fingers so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite both ends off, dip one finger at a time in a cup of tea and use it as a straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh first I smooth the foil over the writing on the chocolate, then I run my nail across the foil, then eat each finger individually!"

You’re a living breathing Kit-Kat advert!

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