FabSwingers.com forum: Bum hole colour!

By *nkforthekink OP Man
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

What’s your preference Pink or brown bumhole?

And what colour is yours?!?

Didn’t pay much attention until it was mentioned and now I always check haha

My personal favourite colour is cerise pink!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bleaching, my friend is the future

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines clean if that helps xx

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By *nkforthekink OP Man
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"Bleaching, my friend is the future

just wish everyone else was more aware of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

I just spat my drink al down my top

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By *ountry Boy FreshMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

A blue sharpie for the haemorrhoids, the crater or the corona?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fml do people really talk about this haha creasing

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

A blue sharpie for the haemorrhoids, the crater or the corona? "

Crater.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

If it’s blue I think it’s just about right to drop off

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

If it’s blue I think it’s just about right to drop off

Excellent

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

You need to get out more!

And btw the confessional needs a return. I have sins to expunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

I might try that

They are only semi permanent arent they?

So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.

Cool

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’ve no idea what colour mine is....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve no idea what colour mine is....

Send me a pic and I’ll tell you

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

You need to get out more!

And btw the confessional needs a return. I have sins to expunge

Noted..

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Wondering how many people are now trying to check in the mirror

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Wondering how many people are now trying to check in the mirror

Yep

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

I might try that

They are only semi permanent arent they?

So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.

Cool"

Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

I might try that

They are only semi permanent arent they?

So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.

Cool

Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones! "

Surely your not being serious about the whole sharpie thing

Lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If I bend over, could someone please describe my rectal status to me?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

I might try that

They are only semi permanent arent they?

So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.

Cool

Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones!

Surely your not being serious about the whole sharpie thing

Lol"

...absolutely

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Pink, no one likes the brown starfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

I might try that

They are only semi permanent arent they?

So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.

Cool

Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones!

Surely your not being serious about the whole sharpie thing

Lol

...absolutely

Nah lol ive heard of bleaching but not sharpie lmao

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By *nkforthekink OP Man
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Imagine if the sharpie thing caught on! Wonder what it would be like to have tattooed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine if the sharpie thing caught on! Wonder what it would be like to have tattooed

I certainly wouldn't wanna be tatting up peoples arses haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are any other colours available?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Imagine if the sharpie thing caught on! Wonder what it would be like to have tattooed

You could have the sun tsttooed around your arse. Or a rainbow.

The sun could shine from your arse, or you could shit rainbows...

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By *nkforthekink OP Man
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"Pink, no one likes the brown starfish. "

Whoever has read this thread has now trained there minds to notice bumhole colour before anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I bend over, could someone please describe my rectal status to me? "

Of course. Pop round

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’ve no idea what colour mine is....

Send me a pic and I’ll tell you

With or without anal beard?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If I bend over, could someone please describe my rectal status to me?

Of course. Pop round

I promise to wet wipe first so you won’t get any unpleasant surprises whilst inspecting....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"If I bend over, could someone please describe my rectal status to me?

Of course. Pop round

I promise to wet wipe first so you won’t get any unpleasant surprises whilst inspecting....

Rachael could colour it in while she's there, too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s your preference Pink or brown bumhole?

And what colour is yours?!?

Didn’t pay much attention until it was mentioned and now I always check haha

My personal favourite colour is cerise pink!

And some people say the forums are dumbing down.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve no idea what colour mine is....

Send me a pic and I’ll tell you

With or without anal beard? "

Before and after please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My preference is pink and smooth

bum holes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I bend over, could someone please describe my rectal status to me?

Of course. Pop round

I promise to wet wipe first so you won’t get any unpleasant surprises whilst inspecting....

Rachael could colour it in while she's there, too

I have a fine selection of sharpie pens. Glittered ones too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is pink until I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

Then it's brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is pink until I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

Then it's brown."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer Flamingo pink or Hot pink to be honest. Anything other than brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a older guy who has never used ass bleach I would say well peteinered rusty even. Not to keen on the ovenready look. But if any of you nice ladies are offering a butt pampering session I could be persuaded. Most be local though.

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By *honolanMan
over a year ago

Leyton

I'd prefer pink too but unfortunately I'm stuck with brown! It's the Asian skin tone... our privates tend to be darker :P

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

And the waffles

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Don’t really know anymore haven’t seen one in a long time

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

As much as I've tried I can't bend my head around far enough to see mine, I'm not an owl

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve decided that I would like to paint my bum hole (or at least get someone else to).

I’ve opted for a pretty yellow sun design with my anus as the centre with little colourful Telly Tubbies frolicking around beneath it (possibly the latter ingeniously utilising my hanging bollocks).

Any artists here up for the job?

No?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve decided that I would like to paint my bum hole (or at least get someone else to).

Any artists here up for the job?

No?

I’ll do it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve decided that I would like to paint my bum hole (or at least get someone else to).

Any artists here up for the job?

No?

I’ll do it

I knew I could count on you gorgeous

I shall now bend over.

Just one request: Could you warm your paint brushes and the paint a tad before applying it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve decided that I would like to paint my bum hole (or at least get someone else to).

Any artists here up for the job?

No?

I’ll do it

I knew I could count on you gorgeous

I shall now bend over.

Just one request: Could you warm your paint brushes and the paint a tad before applying it?

Of course

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

If you reached the point where the colour of your arsehole comes into consideration then it’s a sad day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you reached the point where the colour of your arsehole comes into consideration then it’s a sad day!

Probably cos I was asking him about his bum hole today!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"If you reached the point where the colour of your arsehole comes into consideration then it’s a sad day!

Probably cos I was asking him about his bum hole today!

That explains it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer an anus that is sealed with wax

my favourite colour is chocolate brown in the shade turd

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I prefer an anus that is sealed with wax

my favourite colour is chocolate brown in the shade turd

That made me laugh

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By *nkforthekink OP Man
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"If you reached the point where the colour of your arsehole comes into consideration then it’s a sad day!

My bumhole is cerise pink and looks Like a Mouses ear hahah

Its more directed at the giver of any arrangement/relationship. You know when your doing doggie and you look down to watch your cock slide in and out! No one wants to see a rusty wagon wheel winking at them......or do they haha

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By *nkforthekink OP Man
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"If you reached the point where the colour of your arsehole comes into consideration then it’s a sad day!

Probably cos I was asking him about his bum hole today!

Can we just make this clear there was no talk about my bumhole colour!! Only if it would fit over Annie’s nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have to get someone to check my colour. Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% sure that if someone at that very moment in time is ANYWHERE near your bumhole, whatever the colour, at that very EXACT moment they're not going to turn around and say..

"Sorry Beryl, I only like slightly tainted bumholes. Yours is just too pink. Goodbye"

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By *nkforthekink OP Man
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"100% sure that if someone at that very moment in time is ANYWHERE near your bumhole, whatever the colour, at that very EXACT moment they're not going to turn around and say..

"Sorry Beryl, I only like slightly tainted bumholes. Yours is just too pink. Goodbye"

I know of at least 2 separate occasions this has happened! One of which my old house mate told a girl to leave

Hopefully now bumhole colour awareness has been addressed on fab the brown bumhole will slowly fade away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha can just imagain the look I would get if I said I was going to get my trap door waxed and bleached, the fab peeps insist.

Should of seen the look I got for considering a massage for my knackered rotator cuff,proper massage not a rub 'n tug.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

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lol

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I use crystals to adorn my bum hole and make it shine bright

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By *nkforthekink OP Man
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"Ha ha can just imagain the look I would get if I said I was going to get my trap door waxed and bleached, the fab peeps insist.

Should of seen the look I got for considering a massage for my knackered rotator cuff,proper massage not a rub 'n tug."

Double dare you to get all for in quick succession

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I bend over, could someone please describe my rectal status to me?

Of course. Pop round

I promise to wet wipe first so you won’t get any unpleasant surprises whilst inspecting....

Rachael could colour it in while she's there, too

I have a fine selection of sharpie pens. Glittered ones too

What a wrong with good old-fashioned Dulux matt emulsion and a small roller??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story. When my sister was 17 doing beauty therapy she came home from college and was like right let me bleach your bum hole, I just let her get on with it whilst I watched emmerdale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"True story. When my sister was 17 doing beauty therapy she came home from college and was like right let me bleach your bum hole, I just let her get on with it whilst I watched emmerdale. "

Anus Brearly

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

It's only just 8.30 in the morning and I already feel like I've had enough Internet for today....

Is this really a consideration these days? Personally, as long as it's clean and the owner is happy for me to go at it with my tongue, I couldn't care less what colour her starfish is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100% sure that if someone at that very moment in time is ANYWHERE near your bumhole, whatever the colour, at that very EXACT moment they're not going to turn around and say..

"Sorry Beryl, I only like slightly tainted bumholes. Yours is just too pink. Goodbye"

I know of at least 2 separate occasions this has happened! One of which my old house mate told a girl to leave

Hopefully now bumhole colour awareness has been addressed on fab the brown bumhole will slowly fade away!"

Is that the version of events your housemate told you

. Not that he couldn’t get hard and was embarrassed

as she was bored waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"True story. When my sister was 17 doing beauty therapy she came home from college and was like right let me bleach your bum hole, I just let her get on with it whilst I watched emmerdale. "

That is truly disgusting and quite dreadful in my view.

How can anyone watch Emmerdale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I wait two months to properly check out the forum again?!? ... best start to my day ever!

... eyyy you lot are the funniest xx

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By *onnnie72Man
over a year ago

west bromwich

"I like to use a blue Sharpie, as I find it complements my haemorrhoids

I might try that

They are only semi permanent arent they?

So i could change the colour depending on my dates preference.

Cool

Sharpies are available in so many pretty colours now; even glittery ones!

Surely your not being serious about the whole sharpie thing

Lol

...absolutely

Nah lol ive heard of bleaching but not sharpie lmao"

Is that changing your ring tone ????

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By *nkforthekink OP Man
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"True story. When my sister was 17 doing beauty therapy she came home from college and was like right let me bleach your bum hole, I just let her get on with it whilst I watched emmerdale.

That is truly disgusting and quite dreadful in my view.

How can anyone watch Emmerdale?

Hahahahaha Hahahaha defo weirder things have happened between families in wales

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