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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Having been kicked out of the Female FWB thread for not actually being bi (by my wife of all people) I've been sent to start a looking for penis thread.

And I'm sure I'm not the only woman (nearly said lady and heard the laughter from here) who would like a man for friendship, fun and frolicking fuckery.

So who's with me in my search?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like men

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Do I apply ‘within’ so to speak?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Incoming!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We like men "

You bi women! You get everywhere....

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH

Id like to be part of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner misses her FWBs... formally had both a M and F FWB but now grieving her loss

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do I apply ‘within’ so to speak? "

Yes. Yes you do....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's what you get for looking for penis in a female thread.

Happy cock hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We like men

You bi women! You get everywhere...."

Fraid so

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Incoming!!!"

Oh if only you were

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Well that's what you get for looking for penis in a female thread.

Happy cock hunting "

I have a happy cock

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm like 2 men for the price or 1. Lol

Or is that just twice the size of average guy??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well that's what you get for looking for penis in a female thread.

Happy cock hunting "

Meanie.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have a penis

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You know my position on this request I think.

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Id like to be part of this "

Thought you were in the lady thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love a FWB

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH

U could meet for a interview tonight if your interested

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"And I'm sure I'm not the only woman (nearly said lady and heard the laughter from here) who would like a man for friendship, fun and frolicking fuckery.

"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My partner misses her FWBs... formally had both a M and F FWB but now grieving her loss "

Tell her to pop in... there seem to be some men here

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH


"U could meet for a interview tonight if your interested "

Op

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm like 2 men for the price or 1. Lol

Or is that just twice the size of average guy?? "

Depends. One or two peni?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I kinda have a fwb but it's complicated

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We like men

You bi women! You get everywhere....

Fraid so "

Don't be afraid....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well that's what you get for looking for penis in a female thread.

Happy cock hunting

I have a happy cock "

Yes... you do!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm like 2 men for the price or 1. Lol

Or is that just twice the size of average guy??

Depends. One or two peni?"

One penis, 2 hands and a tongue with a mind of it's own.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

I can give immediate references ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to be part of this

Thought you were in the lady thread? "

He got kicked out for not being female

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I have an average penis attached to an extremely average body, which I'd like to share with a lady who's happy to be with Mr Average

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so."

I would be interested in being your fwb

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH


"Id like to be part of this

Thought you were in the lady thread?

He got kicked out for not being female"

Yeah you dont know what your missing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have a penis "

Um. Hi. Funny story.....

But yes. You do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just sit in the corner and look all shy and humble

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

I would be interested in being your fwb "

Too young dear boy, but thanks

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

I would be interested in being your fwb "

So would I, Peach, and I'm nearer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You know my position on this request I think."

I feel like I do......

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

I would be interested in being your fwb

So would I, Peach, and I'm nearer "

I'm still fucking laughing at the tow bar pic

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here "

They're everywhere!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have a penis

Um. Hi. Funny story.....

But yes. You do "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so."

Is it weird that I kinda did a happy dance when I read that?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Incoming!!!

Oh if only you were "

On my way with drinks, cake and a large teddy bear that can keep you company when I'm not there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to throw my hat into the ring for anyone on the lookout

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

Is it weird that I kinda did a happy dance when I read that?"

Kinda got a lump in my throat when I wrote it, so no, not weird at all. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm like 2 men for the price or 1. Lol

Or is that just twice the size of average guy??

Depends. One or two peni?

One penis, 2 hands and a tongue with a mind of it's own. "
hey chunky maybe we could team up and show posh what the wing men do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I'm a man if any women are looking lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’d love a FWB "

This could be the place to find one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm like 2 men for the price or 1. Lol

Or is that just twice the size of average guy??

Depends. One or two peni?

One penis, 2 hands and a tongue with a mind of it's own. hey chunky maybe we could team up and show posh what the wing men do lol "

How could she possibly refuse an offer like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like to be part of this

Thought you were in the lady thread?

He got kicked out for not being female

Yeah you dont know what your missing "

??? With you or men in general? Either way, I'm not missing out if I don't want something.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

Is it weird that I kinda did a happy dance when I read that?

Kinda got a lump in my throat when I wrote it, so no, not weird at all. X"

If anyone deserves some fun it's you Peach

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"U could meet for a interview tonight if your interested "

Does that involve wearing a suit?

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!"

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm like 2 men for the price or 1. Lol

Or is that just twice the size of average guy??

Depends. One or two peni?

One penis, 2 hands and a tongue with a mind of it's own. hey chunky maybe we could team up and show posh what the wing men do lol

How could she possibly refuse an offer like that? "
that's true it's a real 2 for the price of 1 deal

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested "

Ladies, he lives in an awesome town too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And I'm sure I'm not the only woman (nearly said lady and heard the laughter from here) who would like a man for friendship, fun and frolicking fuckery.

"

Hello you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I kinda have a fwb but it's complicated "

Complicated is the damn name of the game here I find!

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH


"U could meet for a interview tonight if your interested

Does that involve wearing a suit? "

Yah ive got a special one to wear.. only usually comes out on my birthday but could make a exception

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can give immediate references ladies."

Immediate? Ooh...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have an average penis attached to an extremely average body, which I'd like to share with a lady who's happy to be with Mr Average "

Is the lady required to be average?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll just sit in the corner and look all shy and humble "

Excuse me.... nothing shy about you......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I need a new one

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Incoming!!!

Oh if only you were

On my way with drinks, cake and a large teddy bear that can keep you company when I'm not there "

Fuck me. You're basically perfect.

Hang on.... does the teddy have a camera in it? I've been fooled like that before!

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Happy to throw my hat into the ring for anyone on the lookout "

Please tell me it's a cowboy hat..... and if it isn't then why the hell not?

Also.... hi you

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

Is it weird that I kinda did a happy dance when I read that?"

Not really - you just want to see a pal find some long term fun. You're a lovely person x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

Is it weird that I kinda did a happy dance when I read that?

Kinda got a lump in my throat when I wrote it, so no, not weird at all. X"

I get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached "
if I was local I'd have been there in a heart beat

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

I would be interested in being your fwb

So would I, Peach, and I'm nearer

I'm still fucking laughing at the tow bar pic "

Which one??

But laughing hard enough that your underwear becomes inexplicably loose?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" "

Can I borrow your ball please?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I have an average penis attached to an extremely average body, which I'd like to share with a lady who's happy to be with Mr Average

Is the lady required to be average?"

Nope. I have more than enough average for both of us

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested "

Northampton you say.....

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached if I was local I'd have been there in a heart beat "

why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to throw my hat into the ring for anyone on the lookout

Please tell me it's a cowboy hat..... and if it isn't then why the hell not?

Also.... hi you "

It could be a cowboy hat, although I'd have to buy one.

Also.. hi back

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink "

Ever thought about moving across the water?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm like 2 men for the price or 1. Lol

Or is that just twice the size of average guy??

Depends. One or two peni?

One penis, 2 hands and a tongue with a mind of it's own. hey chunky maybe we could team up and show posh what the wing men do lol

How could she possibly refuse an offer like that? that's true it's a real 2 for the price of 1 deal "

I'm not flipping paying!

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

*** WAVES ***

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I'm like 2 men for the price or 1. Lol

Or is that just twice the size of average guy??

Depends. One or two peni?

One penis, 2 hands and a tongue with a mind of it's own. hey chunky maybe we could team up and show posh what the wing men do lol

How could she possibly refuse an offer like that? that's true it's a real 2 for the price of 1 deal

I'm not flipping paying!"

Payment is only taken 'in kind'.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Incoming!!!

Oh if only you were

On my way with drinks, cake and a large teddy bear that can keep you company when I'm not there

Fuck me. You're basically perfect.

Hang on.... does the teddy have a camera in it? I've been fooled like that before!"

That thought never crossed my mind

You can trust me but if you're into that...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested

Ladies, he lives in an awesome town too "

It's a pretty awesome place with some lovely cocks in it....

People. I mean people. Bloody auto carrot

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes I need a new one "

Ooooh gents! Pretty lady here requiring your best work!

Remember, be polite and lovely and preferably local.......

I'm crossing my fingers for you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached "

And another pretty lady!

Yay! This matchmaking thread might actually work!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Do you not have a man for this or have I been reading all the saccharine wrong?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Are you really not bi?

Not even a little bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked for the men to fill in application forms for this role but no one applied, will nobody take me seriously

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached

And another pretty lady!

Yay! This matchmaking thread might actually work!

"

If this works you will be my new guru

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

Is it weird that I kinda did a happy dance when I read that?

Not really - you just want to see a pal find some long term fun. You're a lovely person x"

Awwww thanks. You know calling me lovely makes me all gooey inside

Plus it's so true! Peach is amazing and I want her to be happy.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have an average penis attached to an extremely average body, which I'd like to share with a lady who's happy to be with Mr Average

Is the lady required to be average?

Nope. I have more than enough average for both of us "

Excellent! There are some spectacular ladies here.....

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Any ladies looking for a fantastic 1 minute man who is happy to bake you any sweet treat you may enjoy I’ll throw my average hat in the ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

I would be interested in being your fwb

Too young dear boy, but thanks "

Guess I'm out of this one aswell then oh well

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached "

If i wasn't so old i'd love to chat.

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested

Northampton you say..... "
yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am available to be your man for frolicking fun

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached

If i wasn't so old i'd love to chat. "

Or to far

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Happy to throw my hat into the ring for anyone on the lookout

Please tell me it's a cowboy hat..... and if it isn't then why the hell not?

Also.... hi you

It could be a cowboy hat, although I'd have to buy one.

Also.. hi back "

You mean you didn't already buy one? I'm hurt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"*** WAVES *** "

Waves back....coyly....

And if anyone says I can't do coy I'll cry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Do you not have a man for this or have I been reading all the saccharine wrong? "

Erm...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached

If i wasn't so old i'd love to chat.

Or to far "

That's Fab life for you.

Shame - a few giggles would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached if I was local I'd have been there in a heart beat

why thank you "
shame we are so far apart

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm like 2 men for the price or 1. Lol

Or is that just twice the size of average guy??

Depends. One or two peni?

One penis, 2 hands and a tongue with a mind of it's own. hey chunky maybe we could team up and show posh what the wing men do lol

How could she possibly refuse an offer like that? that's true it's a real 2 for the price of 1 deal

I'm not flipping paying!

Payment is only taken 'in kind'. "

How very kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This seems relevant - happy to chuck mine in,so to speak!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested

Northampton you say..... "

Have you been here before then ??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Incoming!!!

Oh if only you were

On my way with drinks, cake and a large teddy bear that can keep you company when I'm not there

Fuck me. You're basically perfect.

Hang on.... does the teddy have a camera in it? I've been fooled like that before!

That thought never crossed my mind

You can trust me but if you're into that... "

Wellllll.......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you not have a man for this or have I been reading all the saccharine wrong? "

Erm...... funny story......

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH


"I asked for the men to fill in application forms for this role but no one applied, will nobody take me seriously "

Send me a application ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to throw my hat into the ring for anyone on the lookout

Please tell me it's a cowboy hat..... and if it isn't then why the hell not?

Also.... hi you

It could be a cowboy hat, although I'd have to buy one.

Also.. hi back

You mean you didn't already buy one? I'm hurt.... "

Pick one for me, and I'll throw it for you. Or wear just the hat. You choose.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are you really not bi?

Not even a little bit..."

Don't think so.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I asked for the men to fill in application forms for this role but no one applied, will nobody take me seriously "

Shall we collate application forms in a central database?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached

And another pretty lady!

Yay! This matchmaking thread might actually work!

If this works you will be my new guru "

I'm so hopeful!

Gents! I need to be a guru.... make this work ffs!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

Ever thought about moving across the water? "

Well north Devon looks particularly enticing

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH


"I asked for the men to fill in application forms for this role but no one applied, will nobody take me seriously

Shall we collate application forms in a central database?"

I'll apply for you both together

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached

And another pretty lady!

Yay! This matchmaking thread might actually work!

If this works you will be my new guru

I'm so hopeful!

Gents! I need to be a guru.... make this work ffs! "

I would offer, but I'm too old and too far away

Story of my Fab life, unfortunately

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Any ladies looking for a fantastic 1 minute man who is happy to bake you any sweet treat you may enjoy I’ll throw my average hat in the ring "

2 questions....

A whole minute?

What kind of hat?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think I'm nearly at that stage to start thinking about one, and possibly start the ball rolling for when it's cool to do so.

I would be interested in being your fwb

Too young dear boy, but thanks

Guess I'm out of this one aswell then oh well "

There are some gorgeous ladies in here looking for their FWB.... don't give up!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested

Northampton you say..... yes I do "

Interesting.......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am available to be your man for frolicking fun "

Me? Or one of the gorgeous ladies I've gathered?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you not have a man for this or have I been reading all the saccharine wrong?

Erm... "

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested

Northampton you say..... yes I do

Interesting....... "
very interesting indeed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This seems relevant - happy to chuck mine in,so to speak!"

What are you throwing.... and if it's a hat, what sort? And if it's pants, what sort?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested

Northampton you say.....

Have you been here before then ?? "

Couple of times.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Happy to throw my hat into the ring for anyone on the lookout

Please tell me it's a cowboy hat..... and if it isn't then why the hell not?

Also.... hi you

It could be a cowboy hat, although I'd have to buy one.

Also.. hi back

You mean you didn't already buy one? I'm hurt....

Pick one for me, and I'll throw it for you. Or wear just the hat. You choose."

Yes yes yes!

That was quite a public reaction..... oops

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested

Northampton you say.....

Have you been here before then ??

Couple of times..... "

Interesting also

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

Ever thought about moving across the water?

Well north Devon looks particularly enticing "

It's glorious! Many hills....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

There seems to be a lot of interesting interest.

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I asked for the men to fill in application forms for this role but no one applied, will nobody take me seriously "
send me a form, ill fill it in fully, all in decent English language, none of this text speak stuff

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I asked for the men to fill in application forms for this role but no one applied, will nobody take me seriously

Shall we collate application forms in a central database?

I'll apply for you both together "

Oooh young man!

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH

[Removed by poster at 14/10/20 14:32:27]

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

Ever thought about moving across the water?

Well north Devon looks particularly enticing

It's glorious! Many hills.... "

There are a couple of magnificent peaks there from what I'm told

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached

And another pretty lady!

Yay! This matchmaking thread might actually work!

If this works you will be my new guru

I'm so hopeful!

Gents! I need to be a guru.... make this work ffs!

I would offer, but I'm too old and too far away

Story of my Fab life, unfortunately "

If I can make guru status I'll matchmake you next.....

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By *bt96Man
over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH


"I asked for the men to fill in application forms for this role but no one applied, will nobody take me seriously

Shall we collate application forms in a central database?

I'll apply for you both together

Oooh young man!"

Im old enough for you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"There seems to be a lot of interesting interest. "

Interesting indeed......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Consider me in on this thread, offering myself as a FWB, anyone interested

Northampton you say.....

Have you been here before then ??

Couple of times.....

Interesting also "

Isn't it just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be cakes ,walks , cycling , picnics and pop?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I asked for the men to fill in application forms for this role but no one applied, will nobody take me seriously send me a form, ill fill it in fully, all in decent English language, none of this text speak stuff "

I'm so going to make up an application form one day.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

Ever thought about moving across the water?

Well north Devon looks particularly enticing

It's glorious! Many hills....

There are a couple of magnificent peaks there from what I'm told "

I heard that rumour

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Will there be cakes ,walks , cycling , picnics and pop? "

There will be anything you could want Taff......

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

[Removed by poster at 14/10/20 14:37:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a fwb?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Will there be cakes ,walks , cycling , picnics and pop? "

If we're really good there might even be lashings of ginger beer

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached

And another pretty lady!

Yay! This matchmaking thread might actually work!

If this works you will be my new guru

I'm so hopeful!

Gents! I need to be a guru.... make this work ffs! "

A quote you can gladly wear on your profile with pride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just sit in the corner and look all shy and humble

Excuse me.... nothing shy about you...... "

Well, you know just humble then

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

Ever thought about moving across the water?

Well north Devon looks particularly enticing

It's glorious! Many hills....

There are a couple of magnificent peaks there from what I'm told

I heard that rumour "

I've seen the photographs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cakes ,walks , cycling , picnics and pop?

There will be anything you could want Taff...... "
hurrah sounds jolly spiffing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am a fwb?"

Aww.... lucky lady to have you as a friend then....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Will there be cakes ,walks , cycling , picnics and pop?

If we're really good there might even be lashings of ginger beer "

Honey.... that's not ginger beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cakes ,walks , cycling , picnics and pop?

If we're really good there might even be lashings of ginger beer "
oh lashings how jolly

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don’t even get me started..... I’m looking. I have one but not regular enough, I need another more local. A man that doesn’t think a woman can’t have sex with them more than twice without getting attached

And another pretty lady!

Yay! This matchmaking thread might actually work!

If this works you will be my new guru

I'm so hopeful!

Gents! I need to be a guru.... make this work ffs!

A quote you can gladly wear on your profile with pride "

Exactly! I feel I'd be a good guru....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll just sit in the corner and look all shy and humble

Excuse me.... nothing shy about you......

Well, you know just humble then "

Too humble I say

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

Ever thought about moving across the water?

Well north Devon looks particularly enticing

It's glorious! Many hills....

There are a couple of magnificent peaks there from what I'm told

I heard that rumour

I've seen the photographs "

I've taken them

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Will there be cakes ,walks , cycling , picnics and pop?

There will be anything you could want Taff...... hurrah sounds jolly spiffing "

You can count on it

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I asked for the men to fill in application forms for this role but no one applied, will nobody take me seriously send me a form, ill fill it in fully, all in decent English language, none of this text speak stuff

I'm so going to make up an application form one day..... "
i look forward to that day

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Will there be cakes ,walks , cycling , picnics and pop?

If we're really good there might even be lashings of ginger beer oh lashings how jolly "

now you're talking.... lashings

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Will there be cakes ,walks , cycling , picnics and pop?

If we're really good there might even be lashings of ginger beer

Honey.... that's not ginger beer "

Ooft! To be honest, I don't care what it is as long as there's lashings of it

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

Some Where In The Sun

Ooooh apart from a cock!!! Very interested in the qualifying criteria for this fwb ask!!!!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it. "

Sold!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

Ever thought about moving across the water?

Well north Devon looks particularly enticing

It's glorious! Many hills....

There are a couple of magnificent peaks there from what I'm told

I heard that rumour

I've seen the photographs

I've taken them "

Yes. Yes, you have

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it. "

She's well worth it!

Hey Mum.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love a FWB

This could be the place to find one!"

Shame Devon is so far away

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooooh apart from a cock!!! Very interested in the qualifying criteria for this fwb ask!!!! "

You have no cock?

But I'm pretty sure you do.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve been hiding from all those bi women, I appear to have found my home here

They're everywhere!

Water water everywhere, and not a drop to drink

Ever thought about moving across the water?

Well north Devon looks particularly enticing

It's glorious! Many hills....

There are a couple of magnificent peaks there from what I'm told

I heard that rumour

I've seen the photographs

I've taken them

Yes. Yes, you have "

 (closed, thread got too big)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a FWB, a bit more local to me as last one was 45 miles away.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’d love a FWB

This could be the place to find one!

Shame Devon is so far away"

I'll make it worse..... I come from Lewisham.....

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it. "

I'd play golf if I wanted par jokes

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it.

I'd play golf if I wanted par jokes "

I really want to say I’d hat to you if I wanted a joke but thought that would be mean.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Looking for a FWB, a bit more local to me as last one was 45 miles away."

So 200+ miles is out then?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it.

I'd play golf if I wanted par jokes "

Ooh you're still here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it.

I'd play golf if I wanted par jokes

I really want to say I’d hat to you if I wanted a joke but thought that would be mean.

"

^^ she's not mean. She's gorgeous and delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love a FWB

This could be the place to find one!

Shame Devon is so far away

I'll make it worse..... I come from Lewisham....."

Damn it, come back

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it.

I'd play golf if I wanted par jokes

Ooh you're still here "

I am indeed, waiting for the one

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’d love a FWB

This could be the place to find one!

Shame Devon is so far away

I'll make it worse..... I come from Lewisham.....

Damn it, come back"

But Devon is so lovely....

I do like a visit every now and then though

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it.

I'd play golf if I wanted par jokes

I really want to say I’d hat to you if I wanted a joke but thought that would be mean.

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Awwww... You do care about people's feelings to an extent

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need a FWB but I need the benefits to include car maintenance, housework and cooking. In return, I offer sub par jokes and the occasional coffee. Provided you make it.

I'd play golf if I wanted par jokes

Ooh you're still here

I am indeed, waiting for the one "

Miss Right must be here somewhere.....

How about Miss Right now?

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