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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...

.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..

** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it

Covid frustration is a thing!

oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t worry. During lockdown I ended up shagging the guy who came to clean my windows and cut my grass.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Closest thing I've got has hot pink bunny ears and is on charge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t worry. During lockdown I ended up shagging the guy who came to clean my windows and cut my grass. "

i shuddered because the guys that do my grass and windows are not good looking AT all.. although very nice men lol

Hope you guy was a hottie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Closest thing I've got has hot pink bunny ears and is on charge

o0o0o rechargeable toys!

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I need to get a trade and work near you 2 wow

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Closest thing I've got has hot pink bunny ears and is on charge

o0o0o rechargeable toys!

I think plague has ruined the battery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to get a trade and work near you 2 wow "

flattery will get you everywhere..

although its Wed morning ad i can assure you i look nothing like i do in my pics haha.. deffo in 'mum mode'

hair tied up, glasses, no make up,

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

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The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry."

gag him.. just use his body lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you checked who's near local - he might be on Fab?!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.

But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.

Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I became a computer nerd.

Anybody need a help with their computer?!?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

So he'll be cleaning out your flu then OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t worry. During lockdown I ended up shagging the guy who came to clean my windows and cut my grass.

i shuddered because the guys that do my grass and windows are not good looking AT all.. although very nice men lol

Hope you guy was a hottie

He was. I may have purposely asked for his services because he was good looking. Didn’t expect anything to happen though and he never knocked money off!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.

But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.

Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him

Ooft! Can I be a substitute for him if it doesn't pan out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The life of a gardener, I have one or two stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

I get the feeling that's another of those comments that a lady can get away with while a man would need to duck to avoid the incoming fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The life of a gardener, I have one or two stories

Are they notorious then cos my one turned out to be a prick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The life of a gardener, I have one or two stories

Are they notorious then cos my one turned out to be a prick! "

Did you ask him to be your boyfriend? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.

But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.

Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him

YES girl! you go do that..

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.

But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.

Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him

I know nothing about boilers, but I'll take a look!

Mrs DRST has a thing for the guy that runs the company we use. She booked him for the last service, got all dressed up, smelling nice and all excited. I did have a chuckle when he'd sent one of his lads instead of coming himself. She was very disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

I get the feeling that's another of those comments that a lady can get away with while a man would need to duck to avoid the incoming fire

I completely agree with you,, and im the one who said it.

im completely objectifying men in my mind right now.. if i was a bloke id be verbally slaughtered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I became a computer nerd.

Anybody need a help with their computer?!?"

Reminds me of the time I was asked by an ex- to come round and troubleshoot her Apple Mac. She was blowing me while I was looking at the computer. I had to tell her to stop as I was more interested in fixing the problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did I became a computer nerd.

Anybody need a help with their computer?!?"

Cant computer nerds work remotely these days??

which sucks, unless of course its a physical fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

I get the feeling that's another of those comments that a lady can get away with while a man would need to duck to avoid the incoming fire

Yup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did I became a computer nerd.

Anybody need a help with their computer?!?

Brutal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...

.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..

** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it

Covid frustration is a thing!

oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol

I shagged the Postie during lockdown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to get a trade and work near you 2 wow

flattery will get you everywhere..

although its Wed morning ad i can assure you i look nothing like i do in my pics haha.. deffo in 'mum mode'

hair tied up, glasses, no make up,

Nowt wrong with the mum look... i get quite turned on by that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The life of a gardener, I have one or two stories

Are they notorious then cos my one turned out to be a prick!

Did you ask him to be your boyfriend? Lol "

I wasn’t expecting anything, just thought I’d have a little perve. After the first time he came he added me on insta, second time he came back to do grass and when he asked me to carry his rake to the back garden, he held his hand out to take it from me and I thought he wanted to give me a hug so I hugged him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need to change jobs. Unless any of you need a lifeguard when you take a bath

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I think I need to change jobs. Unless any of you need a lifeguard when you take a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.

But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.

Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him

I know nothing about boilers, but I'll take a look!

I can totally imagine her ladyship doing this - and I would absolutely take the piss out of her for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I became a computer nerd.

Anybody need a help with their computer?!?

Cant computer nerds work remotely these days??

which sucks, unless of course its a physical fault "

I always prefer hands on troubleshooting

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...

.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..

** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it

Covid frustration is a thing!

oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol

I shagged the Postie during lockdown!

Hope it was a first class shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

I get the feeling that's another of those comments that a lady can get away with while a man would need to duck to avoid the incoming fire

I completely agree with you,, and im the one who said it.

im completely objectifying men in my mind right now.. if i was a bloke id be verbally slaughtered. "

Although, given the number of profiles that mention CNC in sure there's a few ladies that like the idea - and I suspect it is the idea they like not in anyway the reality.

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.

But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.

Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him

I know nothing about boilers, but I'll take a look!

I can totally imagine her ladyship doing this - and I would absolutely take the piss out of her for it

Trust me I did, I still do when I see his vans around. I was in work and saw the guy on the ring doorbell then heard her voice full of disappointment when she answered the door.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

There was a guy who read my water meter in my kitchen once and I thought he had a penis but it turned out to be a Chunky KitKit, hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gasway man is so hot!

And I swear I havnt messed the boiler up so he has had to come out five times in two weeks !!

I’ve named him Mr Sexy Blue Eyes!

I have no balls to ask if he is single though

I’ll just keep my fantasy’s to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who recently serviced my boiler was hot. I could have took him right then and there! We did chat for a bit but there was no real chemistry.

gag him.. just use his body lol

We chatted by text for a little while and I weren't feeling him at all.

But yes...Next time I may just take that advice....made me smile.

Stuff my knickers in his mouth and fuck him

I know nothing about boilers, but I'll take a look!

I can totally imagine her ladyship doing this - and I would absolutely take the piss out of her for it

Trust me I did, I still do when I see his vans around. I was in work and saw the guy on the ring doorbell then heard her voice full of disappointment when she answered the door.

Actually laughing out loud at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet he'd love it, maybe you should encourage him lol

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...

.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..

** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it

Covid frustration is a thing!

oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol

I shagged the Postie during lockdown!

Hope it was a first class shag

Bet he delivered

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By *P994Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I’m definitely working in the wrong industry. In IT the only thing I get is people moaning about the WiFi being down or too slow never had if you fix it I’ll shag you after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...

.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..

** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it

Covid frustration is a thing!

oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol

I shagged the Postie during lockdown!

Hope it was a first class shag

Bet he delivered "

A full sack, as it happens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I gonna do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol Cant reply to everyone but thanks all for contributing.. Loving the lil stories of the frustrated ladies and the guys who wanna swap professions.. hehe x x

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

although its Wed morning ad i can assure you i look nothing like i do in my pics haha.. deffo in 'mum mode'

hair tied up, glasses, no make up,

Natural beauty is the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

although its Wed morning ad i can assure you i look nothing like i do in my pics haha.. deffo in 'mum mode'

hair tied up, glasses, no make up,

Natural beauty is the best

Im laughing.. because i know what i look like

#catfish

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...

.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..

** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it

Covid frustration is a thing!

oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol

I shagged the Postie during lockdown!

Hope it was a first class shag

Bet he delivered

A full sack, as it happens!"

Did it fit in the letterbox or did he have to leave it by the back door?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

".. pretty sure he has a penis and deffo has a pulse...

.. looks a smidge bit older than the postman i was eyeing up the other day..

** Disclaimer i'm not actually going to rip his clothes off, although did think about it

Covid frustration is a thing!

oh and he is doing my yearly boiler service lol

I shagged the Postie during lockdown!

Hope it was a first class shag

Bet he delivered

A full sack, as it happens!"

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By *orace99Man
over a year ago

York

although its Wed morning ad i can assure you i look nothing like i do in my pics haha.. deffo in 'mum mode'

hair tied up, glasses, no make up,

Natural beauty is the best

Im laughing.. because i know what i look like

#catfish "

I will take your word for it...... With a pinch of salt

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

There’s a man in ma kitchen what am i gonna do

And now I have Ali G in my head

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a man in ma kitchen what am i gonna do

And now I have Ali G in my head

HAHA thats class.. ive now got it in my head too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world of IT just doesn't present these kind of opportunities...DAMMIT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was so tempted to let the plumber check my pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a man in ma kitchen what am i gonna do

And now I have Ali G in my head

HAHA thats class.. ive now got it in my head too!

I give in.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

If any ladies need some gardening help, I know a thing or two about bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it’s more common than I thought.... this has happened more than once here during lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am I gonna do? "

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"There’s a man in ma kitchen what am i gonna do

And now I have Ali G in my head

HAHA thats class.. ive now got it in my head too!

I give in. "

Sorry i didn’t read the comments before I commented. Great minds think alike, and fools rarely differ and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My postman can ravish me anytime

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