FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst thing you've done d*unk?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine's too shameful to spell out but it involves a handbag, my piss, and a girlfriend who became my ex shortly after.

Not my finest hour

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Champagne with cigarette end in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was out of character too I should add

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I've never been d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cross stitching. It was terrible. Tried to cross stitch Mona Lisa, ended up cross stitching a hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never been d*unk

Good for you I don't recommend it

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Once so d*unk, it took me a while before i realised it was 2 girls giving me a bj in a dark corner of a pub car park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once so d*unk, it took me a while before i realised it was 2 girls giving me a bj in a dark corner of a pub car park.

Yeah?

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

"Champagne with cigarette end in

Oooh, been there... NOT pleasant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell down a flight of stairs leaving a nightclub in a lbd with no knickers. Knocked myself out, showed everyone my foof whilst un conscious and ended up in the hospital I worked at. Mortified!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

fell out of a car on the motor way and got trapped

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Champagne with cigarette end in

Oooh, been there... NOT pleasant!!

Its awfull x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once so d*unk, it took me a while before i realised it was 2 girls giving me a bj in a dark corner of a pub car park.

I'd call that my best thing!

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By *lackpoolbeaveMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Decided it would be a good idea to chat up a girl in a wheelchair things were going well when my friends said they wanted to leave, long story shirt after a small argument i shouted "let me fuck the girl in the wheelchair" just as the music stopped. Safe to say i swiftly exited the club with my head in my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trimalleolar fracture and had an internal fixation, ankle is full of metal now

But...I was d*unk under duress. Note please don't spike non drinkers drinks with alchohol. It certainly isn't funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Decided it would be a good idea to chat up a girl in a wheelchair things were going well when my friends said they wanted to leave, long story shirt after a small argument i shouted "let me fuck the girl in the wheelchair" just as the music stopped. Safe to say i swiftly exited the club with my head in my hands "

That is fucking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That is fucking hilarious "

Not for the poor woman tho

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

That is fucking hilarious "

For a given value of hilarious, perhaps

We wheelies are people too

Anyways, mine was probably puking all over my friend's bedroom carpet at her 21st birthday, after I'd been playing drinking games with old school chums. S very kindly cleared it up

(Although it must be noted our relationship started the day after he'd dr*nk puked all over my mother's bathroom floor, so all was square then

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I spewed up on the back of my brother's car and fell into join where two walls met at the bottom of my stairs in the old house, and hit it so hard that my eye wouldn't open the following day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumped out a taxi while the taxi was driving, wasn't at a high speed around 15 mph.

Broke the grumpy neighbours car side mirrors.

Mistak a bleach bottle, for a bott of alcohol tried drinking it, Was lucky Someone came to the rescue just on time.

Singing outside someone's house, Was the wrong house, Women came out swearing and chased me off.

This was years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jumped out a taxi while the taxi was driving, wasn't at a high speed around 15 mph.

Broke the grumpy neighbours car side mirrors.

Mistak a bleach bottle, for a bott of alcohol tried drinking it, Was lucky Someone came to the rescue just on time.

Singing outside someone's house, Was the wrong house, Women came out swearing and chased me off.

This was years ago. "

You're a credit to the nation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep and slid under a nightclub table

Friend carried me out in a fireman's lift. Brother arrived to take me home and thought I was being abducted, all hell broke loose

Brother grabbed me & threw me into his car, I ended up in the footwell. He left me there for 2 hours while he dropped off his gf (my best friend) & had a coffee at her house

Got home, he opened car door and i landed on the drive then crawled into the house like the woman from The Ring

I was very young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in a relationship at the time, told the Mrs I was going out for a “couple” of beers with my brother. Whilst day drinking we booked a flight, ended up in Ireland which the night later we went Vegas with a credit card, ID and our passports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a nice foof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ended up in bed in a hotel with someone when I’d had a rough patch with an ex. It was a case of ‘one tequila, floor’. Never again on both counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hurt my tips once against the railings outside the bar

Another time I was waiting to go into another bar I had my Caine as I am resgisted blind I move my left arm back then it hit a female copper just below her eye I turned round I said shit I hit a copper I said sorry to her

And I got nicked by her follow officers the female officer accepted my apogige and she didnt press charges she good looking copper she said I'm not pressing chargers he didnt know I was standing behind him he did say sorry straight away

I still see her sometimes ask how I am and we have a chat i later found out i saved myself £50 while i was in cop station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly can't remember cos I was soooo d*unk.

All i know about the night is that i ended up naked and was abused by 3 ladies, was told I enjoyed it, if only I could remember it! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a feeble attempt at a pass at someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done some pretty dodgy things stone cold sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done some pretty dodgy things stone cold sober"

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done some pretty dodgy things stone cold sober

And me

If I ever got really d*unk, I'd be capable of anything I think

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By *cottish..1234Man
over a year ago

annan

i was having sex in a hostel room, doggy style, then the girl lifted her head back and burst my nose open, 15 other people saw me run to the communal toilets. safe to say we didn't continue on haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done some pretty dodgy things stone cold sober

And me

If I ever got really d*unk, I'd be capable of anything I think"

Sounds like it could be fun but dangerous.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

My ex was chasing me (playfighting) I tripped and fell and smashed my wrist , told him I was off to a n e as it was hurting but said I’d only be a couple of hours Which resulted in 2 days as ended up having to have surgery and k wires and a pot on my arm for 6 weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proposed......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it.

Since then I know my limit. With alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it.

Since then I know my limit. With alcohol."

It can’t have been that bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it.

Since then I know my limit. With alcohol.

It can’t have been that bad!"

It was as I was my own judge. But being d*unk I somehow didn't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it.

Since then I know my limit. With alcohol.

It can’t have been that bad!

It was as I was my own judge. But being d*unk I somehow didn't care."

You must be quite a nasty judge then, cos when I judge my own singing, I’m nothing but complimentary, and I can’t sing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it.

Since then I know my limit. With alcohol.

It can’t have been that bad!

It was as I was my own judge. But being d*unk I somehow didn't care.

You must be quite a nasty judge then, cos when I judge my own singing, I’m nothing but complimentary, and I can’t sing!"

Nasty judge? Just modest.

I sing all my life. So know what I can do when sober.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I once rung my then wife to come and collect me after a works do, and she found me asleep on a roundabout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have too many to count

Nye after my 18th my gf at the time mum had a friend who run a pub and was selling tickets to attend it was £10 then it was serve yourself behind the bar.

I then was on the way to the boat we were staying on and decided to skip down the hill (very steep hill)

I reached the bottom of the hill but my legs didn't register the change so fell arse over tit and sprained my ankle. Never been the same since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told my then girlfriend,now my wife that I fancied her best friend.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I wouldn't know. Never been d*unk

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Mine's too shameful to spell out but it involves a handbag, my piss, and a girlfriend who became my ex shortly after.

Not my finest hour

I was about 17but Again, rather too shameful, but ended up in some reckless and dangerous behaviour, and my having to be beaten to a pulp by my friends in order to stop me. Have not been d*unk since!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it.

Since then I know my limit. With alcohol."

Me too ... and theres a video

... god it was soooo bad .. makes me cringe lol. But I looked like I was TOTALLY enjoying myself so it’s not all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fell out of a car on the motor way and got trapped"

Hang on - what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a lads holiday in Benidorm I thought it would be fun to get my cock out and wave it in my d*unk friends face and he pulled it so hard! The next day the bruising was amazing and I had a black and blue coloured cock and don’t think my then girlfriend believed for one minute how it happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slipped on nightclub stairs and fell down the whole flight of them.

Got arrested for starting on a bouncer after he pushed in the back. 4 police cars and a dog unit showed up.

P*ssed out over the toilet after night out with my arse hanging out.

Far too many d*unk foolish things to mention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanked myself off in front of a group of mates on a old station platform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanked myself off in front of a group of mates on a old station platform.

Is that where you got off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made eat my own spunk but enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got home d*unk, couldn’t find my keys do climbed through the conservatory window head first, broke my arm on landing. Quickly sobered up! Only to find my keys were in my handbag all along

Luckily, that’s about the worst.

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"I fell down a flight of stairs leaving a nightclub in a lbd with no knickers. Knocked myself out, showed everyone my foof whilst un conscious and ended up in the hospital I worked at. Mortified! "

That is hilarious. You are stunning btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex with an ex.

It ended badly and this made things worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to drive a dumper truck and fell asleep on it instead...

I’m not condoning drinking and driving at all

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

i was more than a bit d*unk and let an 18 year old fuck me in the gents toilet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh dear I really shouldn't admit this , but me and an ex lived near a duel carriageway so one d*unken evening we decided to have sex in a lay by on the A45 at around 1am and got cautioned

Not my finest hour but it was like 20 odd years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot I had my PA ring in one night out, and we were out out. While in this dingy club, I went for a piss, not thinking about adjusting my aim as needed with ring in, two streams flowed out at right angles almost and I pissed all over some blokes shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell down a flight of stairs leaving a nightclub in a lbd with no knickers. Knocked myself out, showed everyone my foof whilst un conscious and ended up in the hospital I worked at. Mortified!

That is hilarious. You are stunning btw"

Aww, thanks, nice pics yourself x

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"I fell down a flight of stairs leaving a nightclub in a lbd with no knickers. Knocked myself out, showed everyone my foof whilst un conscious and ended up in the hospital I worked at. Mortified!

That is hilarious. You are stunning btw

Aww, thanks, nice pics yourself x"

And thank you. If only we lived closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to drive a tractor through the front of my local college

I was 14, trying to be cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 - Burned down a School

2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open

3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building

I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"1 - Burned down a School

2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open

3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building

I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these "

Which two, and what do you drink instead?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm stupid enough sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 - Burned down a School

2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open

3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building

I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these

Which two, and what do you drink instead?

2 + 3

I stick to the beer or Jäger now as more likely to just kiss random people that create utter chaos

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I rode a motorbike home from a party in Winter. Luckily it was icy at the time as I could excuse going slower on the bike. It took me ages to do the 11 miles, I was 22 at the time.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Too many things...I had an epic few years of constant partying in my late teens/early twenties

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

Some Where In The Sun

Took someone back to my hotel room after a very d*unk night, started ripping each others close off in the hall way and then on entering the room after some fun in the doorway of my room, tripped hit my head on the wardrobe and split my eye brow open!!

So many more i could list as well.

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By *xhibitionistbenMan
over a year ago

Ware / Kings Cross

Giving oral to a girl on the kerbside in Kavos. I am not proud.

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

I was on a bar crawl in ayia napa getting into the drinking games the last thing i can remember was 4 girls from brighton ripping my top apart then i woke up the next morning in the garden in the centre of town with massive ants crawling all over me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"1 - Burned down a School

2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open

3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building

I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these

Which two, and what do you drink instead?

2 + 3

I stick to the beer or Jäger now as more likely to just kiss random people that create utter chaos "

Why does none of this surprise me, Groot and why isn't item 1 included in "things you don't do anymore"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 - Burned down a School

2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open

3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building

I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these

Which two, and what do you drink instead?

2 + 3

I stick to the beer or Jäger now as more likely to just kiss random people that create utter chaos

Why does none of this surprise me, Groot and why isn't item 1 included in "things you don't do anymore"?

Because the first one was mixing Valium and vodka

I haven’t touched Valium since

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I read the OP wrong I thought it said what's the worst thing you have d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is tame in comparison to some of these.

I went out with a tin of black paint and painted smiley faces on all the mini roundabouts where I was living.

They were there for about 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too

Many

Mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got more d*unk.

Had sex in alley...

D*unk and had to sing in Latin next day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly it involved a blade and my own body.. Hence the reason I'm two years sober tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly it involved a blade and my own body.. Hence the reason I'm two years sober tomorrow "

gosh. I hope you are in a better place now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ending up in the cells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up next to my MIL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an LSGC medal, think I shall keep quiet on this one just in case big brother is watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran through town naked and realised I had no keys. I Hahad to knock on the door when I got home and was confronted with my ex's new boyfriend (shared house..)

I didn't care, he was mortified, she couldn't look me in the eye for days afterwards.

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

plymouth

Rang work in the early hours of the morning. Left a message on the machine saying how i didnt give a fuck and i was on the piss and wouldnt be in the next day and if they didnt like it then they could shove the job where the sun doesnt shine..

Then woke up to my alarm with no recollection of the night before and rang in to say id woke up with a flu and felt poorly and could i please have a day off.

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset

Most embarrassing thing would have to be...I broke 6 bones in my foot dancing to Bob the Builder! Big fish, little fish

Everyone working at the hospital A&E thought it was hilarious, me not so much

There was talk of it having to be operated on, luckily I managed to convince them to give it time to heal and no op was required in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly it involved a blade and my own body.. Hence the reason I'm two years sober tomorrow

gosh. I hope you are in a better place now."

It was definitely a wake up call, waking up in hospital.. Happier than I've ever been now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming home from the pub I decided to gauge a massive cock in wet concrete on a new driveway of house on the next close. I was 40 when I did it, have no regrets as he is a pain and it still makes me laugh

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"1 - Burned down a School

2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open

3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building

I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these

Which two, and what do you drink instead?

2 + 3

I stick to the beer or Jäger now as more likely to just kiss random people that create utter chaos

Why does none of this surprise me, Groot and why isn't item 1 included in "things you don't do anymore"?

Because the first one was mixing Valium and vodka

I haven’t touched Valium since

Ah, now that makes more sense

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Mulled Wine.

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By *essiejamesABCCouple
over a year ago

Salisbury

"Sadly it involved a blade and my own body.. Hence the reason I'm two years sober tomorrow "

Congratulations. 18 yrs sober myself. Stay strong in these tough times. Well done you.

James

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By *akeitasitcumsMan
over a year ago

Bromley

When I was a teenager my mates mum came onto me when we were both d*unk. I fucked her and have regretted ever since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did sing. And was flat. I could hear myself but couldn't help it.

Since then I know my limit. With alcohol.

Me too ... and theres a video

... god it was soooo bad .. makes me cringe lol. But I looked like I was TOTALLY enjoying myself so it’s not all bad

Kx"

Haha so was I

So much that people I had a drink with sent me to bed as I've had enough apparently.. in the bathroom I just washed my hands & didn't notice blood coming down from my face - been told I banged the tap just above my eye - no pain obviously

I still have a little scar. Great night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could write a book, then probably get arrested.

12 years in the military, lots of booze, stuff happens

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Oh jeez, there's been a few.

Probably me crawling under all the tables at a wedding looking for my shoes, and then my next door neighbor what I really think of him, without holding back!!

Mr wasn't impressed with me that night.

It's not something I would do again to be fair.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

"Oh jeez, there's been a few.

Probably me crawling under all the tables at a wedding looking for my shoes, and then my next door neighbor what I really think of him, without holding back!!

Mr wasn't impressed with me that night.

It's not something I would do again to be fair."

*Telling my next door neighbour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"crawling under all the tables at a wedding looking for my shoes..."

That's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 - Burned down a School

2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open

3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building

I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these "

Did mummy and daddy know about your antics you naghty boy?

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over a year ago

Stole a full wheelie bin from a village as a passenger in a friends car. Dragged it out of the window for 3 miles then let it go into a stone bridge at about 50 mph. It ended up in peices on the other side of the bridge 15 metres or so away.

We also stole a friends car once and went off roading in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drank champagne on an empty stomach in the limo to my wedding

Arrived at the venue and photographer opened the car door just as I missed my mouth & poured the champagne down front of my dress

In the venue I had to wait a few minutes in an office before the ceremony, I noticed a flower in my bouquet was drooping so picked up scissors off a desk to get rid of it slipped & cut the heads off half a dozen roses

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By *ob69CoolMan
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

The worst thing has to be Babycham

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Had a friend who would regularly get back from a night out, get into bed then feel the urge to Pee.

He then walked into his brothers bedroom and peed in the built in wardrobe.

Mind you I have found myself fast asleep under a tree in a strangers garden after getting separated from my mate on a night out on Cambridge

Snails seemed to like my warmth as woke up with a number of them stuck to me

Tge walk of shame back to his at 05.30 and the super thick head that day, well we will leave ot at that

Mr M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wray & Newphews Overproof Rum, this stuff is lethal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates mum while he was asleep in the other room I was only young and she gave me the lot even rimmed me I didn't even know it was a sexual act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got stopped by the police walking through town with my girlfriend on my shoulders with her wearing my big shoes and me barefoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a taxi home. To my old house , went in asked who the fuck let a cat into my house

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I am unclear of the circumstances leading up to this apart from some influence from Mr J. Daniels but I remember waking up amongst the shrubbery in the middle of a roundabout on the A38.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My mates mum while he was asleep in the other room I was only young and she gave me the lot even rimmed me I didn't even know it was a sexual act "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up painted blue and with a pierced nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly it involved a blade and my own body.. Hence the reason I'm two years sober tomorrow "

Great too hear 2 years on and sober and hopefully in a better place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 - Burned down a School

2 - Rearranged an entire set of roadworks to a different street leaving a large hole wide open

3 - Stole every flag and sign from a golf Course replacing them around the roof of a historical building

I no longer drink Sambucca because of two of these

Did mummy and daddy know about your antics you naghty boy?"

Umm

if they did they didn’t do anything about it

it was a weekly competition to see if we could make the police pages in the local paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up in my mates mums bed naked with her all over me rubbing my cock still was very strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done some pretty dodgy things stone cold sober

And me

If I ever got really d*unk, I'd be capable of anything I think"

Fancy a drink or two.xx

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I got a absolutely smashed, decided to walk home from pub, was around 3 miles, I must have ended up in every hedge on the way back. Woke up next morning rough as anything, took dog for a walk, lay around all day feeling sorry for myself, took dog for another walk. Finally dragged myself into the shower, looked in the mirror and found I had this great big black mark right across brow of my head.

Was only when I went to work later in the week that someone told me I'd taken some mascara out of a girls handbag and drawn a mono brow on myself.

Decided might be a good idea not to get that d*unk again, was 60 at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst on holiday in Shagaluf, I went out on the first night, 1st bar we go in I have a drink called 'killer', which was a strong cocktail that was set alight and you then drank it, next thing I remember I’m getting dropped off at my appt by an ambulance. I wake up in the morning with a blood soaked pillow, thinking not much of it I go for a shower. After that I dry my hair, which I had dyed blonde for the holiday, and noticed some black things sticking out. I shout my bro to ask what they were and he tells me I had had 5 stitches put in my head. I ask him how and he says, after having that drink about an hourish I’m so d*unk I was put on a bench outside the bar, the reps then tried waking me by throwing water over me, but it didn’t work to well, finally I do wake and I am walked back to my appt by one of the reps. After she leaves I try to walk up the steps to my room but end up falling down them. I am then found by a scouse lady, in a pool of blood, who phones for ambulance. I go hospital and get said stitches in my head before being dropped off at my appt. I only remember having the drink, everything else is what I have been told, as I have know recollection of any of it. I lost about 8 hrs and it cost me £80 for hospital visit and stitches. Let’s just say I took my time drinking for the rest of the holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm ... thought it’d be a good idea to get it on in the hotel pool at night (years ago this when younger and siller) ... security were called ... he had a gun on his belt

and was shouting you no fucky fuck in our pool ... sobered up pdq

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