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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone? Im putting kettle on

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Please. Milk no sugar

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Make mine a horlicks

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Tea with 2 sugars and leave my tea bag left in please, thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please. Milk no sugar

Let me guess, your sweet enough

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Colchester

No but thanks for asking

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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago

East Mids

Yes please, make it strong

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Oooh,

One white with two and one with soya please.

If you can provide dairy free cakes I'll even leave the Mrs to wash up

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Please. Milk no sugar

Let me guess, your sweet enough"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Via the teapot

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ooh yes please - saves me missing anymore Bake Off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh,

One white with two and one with soya please.

If you can provide dairy free cakes I'll even leave the Mrs to wash up"

Fucking soya?? This isnt star bucks!

ive got a dishwasher, what she like with the hoover?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, with Almond milk and no sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but thanks for asking

Your welcome babe x

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

I'll take another koppaberg if you have one, I'll be awake for ages if I have tea at this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh yes please - saves me missing anymore Bake Off

Oh least i have my uses now and again eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please, with Almond milk and no sugar

You wouldnt like the nut milk in my house mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone? Im putting kettle on "

If you change it to milk on the stove, can i please have my sports direct mug, 2 spoons of coffee and 6 sugars. Ta

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Earl grey please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please white no sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, with Almond milk and no sugar

You wouldnt like the nut milk in my house mate"

Annnnnnnnnnd put off almond milk. Cheers buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone? Im putting kettle on

If you change it to milk on the stove, can i please have my sports direct mug, 2 spoons of coffee and 6 sugars. Ta

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just admiring my new extension while having a cup of Oolong tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Earl grey please

Get out......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone? Im putting kettle on

If you change it to milk on the stove, can i please have my sports direct mug, 2 spoons of coffee and 6 sugars. Ta

Jesus"

Sorry.. im not that sweet though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk

Hmmmm suppose

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Earl grey please

Get out......"

Lapsang Souchong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please, with Almond milk and no sugar

You wouldnt like the nut milk in my house mate

Annnnnnnnnnd put off almond milk. Cheers buddy

Pleasure! Its impossible to milk a nut anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk

Hmmmm suppose "

Not instant coffee though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk

You'll be up all night with that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Earl grey please

Get out......

Lapsang Souchong? "

bonjour, je m'appelle Cheeky

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Colchester

"No but thanks for asking

Your welcome babe x"

Thanks beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk

You'll be up all night with that

It will be decaf of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk

Hmmmm suppose

Not instant coffee though "

I want to shag Zooey Deschanel's, but i take what im given

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Just made a brew accompanied by some white chocolate orange

Diets going well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk

Hmmmm suppose

Not instant coffee though

I want to shag Zooey Deschanel's, but i take what im given "

Decaf pumpkin spiced latte with skimmed milk please

I’ll PM Zooey now and see if we can get this in the diary for you. I make no guarantees

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Earl grey please

Get out......

Lapsang Souchong?

bonjour, je m'appelle Cheeky"

désolé, je ne comprends pas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk

Hmmmm suppose

Not instant coffee though

I want to shag Zooey Deschanel's, but i take what im given

Decaf pumpkin spiced latte with skimmed milk please

I’ll PM Zooey now and see if we can get this in the diary for you. I make no guarantees "

Thanks, i make no guarantees on your coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Earl grey please

Get out......

Lapsang Souchong?

bonjour, je m'appelle Cheeky

désolé, je ne comprends pas

*slopes off to google translate*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee black no sugar and as strong as you can make it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee black no sugar and as strong as you can make it "

Course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t drink tea or coffee, can I have wine?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Aye, green tea please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Ooh yes please - saves me missing anymore Bake Off

Oh least i have my uses now and again eh

I'll return the favour on next advert break

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"White coffee, no sugar and skimmed milk

You'll be up all night with that

That's what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redbush and a drop of milk if anyone is making one...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I have tea with wild mountain goat milk please

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By *ust me xxxMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I like my brews like I like my women, strong and sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t drink tea or coffee, can I have wine? "

I only break the wine out when im entertaining, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aye, green tea please

I dont mind a green tea you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh yes please - saves me missing anymore Bake Off

Oh least i have my uses now and again eh

I'll return the favour on next advert break

Yeah and Santa only comes once a year (mrs clause always smiling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I possibly have a coffee milk no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits

This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Redbush and a drop of milk if anyone is making one...

Who's got a redbush??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have tea with wild mountain goat milk please "

I'll just pop up to Snowdon and milk it for you dear x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my brews like I like my women, strong and sweet "

^likes to be thrown around the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits

This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER"

P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits

This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER

P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!!

Mate, Aldi do them all year round!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits

This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER

P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!!

Mate, Aldi do them all year round!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx"

W.T.A. Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits

This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER

P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!!

Mate, Aldi do them all year round!!

EDASD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx

W.T.A. Fuck "

It's nice and warming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx

W.T.A. Fuck

It's nice and warming

So is a duvet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Please cheeky, 1 sugar ill bring the danish short butter biscuits

This guy wins! BEST BISCUIT EVER

P.s... ive been looking for these for some time.... TK maxx(homesense) sell them!!

What about mint Viscounts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx

W.T.A. Fuck

It's nice and warming

So is a duvet

Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx

W.T.A. Fuck

It's nice and warming

So is a duvet

Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx"

Someone said that about taking it up the bum to me once, still never going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx

W.T.A. Fuck

It's nice and warming

So is a duvet

Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx

Someone said that about taking it up the bum to me once, still never going to happen

xx"

Well we can't all like the same things and would be boring if we did xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx

W.T.A. Fuck

It's nice and warming

So is a duvet

Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx

Someone said that about taking it up the bum to me once, still never going to happen

Well we can't all like the same things and would be boring if we did xx"

This is true my dear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please can I have a hot vimto with a splash of cherry rum xx

W.T.A. Fuck

It's nice and warming

So is a duvet

Don't knock it till you tried it OP xx

Someone said that about taking it up the bum to me once, still never going to happen

Well we can't all like the same things and would be boring if we did xx

This is true my dear x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have Redbush?

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By *atyaWoman
over a year ago

North West

Hot strong & black for me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have Redbush?

No its black and trimmed but thinking of shaving at the weekend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot strong & black for me x"

Are we talking about your drink? X

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Well if you’re keeping me up all night, I’ll have a white coffee, one sweeter

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"Make mine a horlicks"

Oh I miss horlicks.... I am gluten intolerant so can't have it any more. When I was younger.. A lot younger lol you could get horlocks tablets mmmm

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By *atyaWoman
over a year ago

North West

We don’t have to x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if you’re keeping me up all night, I’ll have a white coffee, one sweeter

Up all night? I'll give you a good thirty seconds with my socks on if thats any good? But i do have sweetner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We don’t have to x "

Stop trying to corrupt me, im an angel

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By *inkyKittyWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Up all night? I'll give you a good thirty seconds with my socks on if thats any good? But i do have sweetner

Haha.. 30 seconds! Blimey, best make it a hot chocolate (and marshmallows if you’re feeling naughty)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Up all night? I'll give you a good thirty seconds with my socks on if thats any good? But i do have sweetner

Haha.. 30 seconds! Blimey, best make it a hot chocolate (and marshmallows if you’re feeling naughty)

I make the best hot chocolate actually, with real chocolate and cream! No powdered rubbish! X

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