FabSwingers.com forum: Roast the profile above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shamelessly stolen from the sentient collection of cock pictures that posted this brilliant thread idea in what is clearly the wrong forum

Roast the person above, try to actually be entertaining, expect to be roasted in turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shamelessly stolen from the sentient collection of cock pictures that posted this brilliant thread idea in what is clearly the wrong forum

Roast the person above, try to actually be entertaining, expect to be roasted in turn."

As replied in the original thread, i bet that little pussy in your pants didnt take much taming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP steals other people's threads cos he didn't get the attention he wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP steals other people's threads cos he didn't get the attention he wanted

And you obviously dont get the idea of the game as your meant to roast the profile above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP steals other people's threads cos he didn't get the attention he wanted

And you obviously dont get the idea of the game as your meant to roast the profile above"

I’d suggest taking a dick pic for your profile mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d suggest taking a dick pic for your profile mate

Did you mistake photoshop for a personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP steals other people's threads cos he didn't get the attention he wanted

And you obviously dont get the idea of the game as your meant to roast the profile above"

Has pics of something on his profile, its like a cock, just smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP steals other people's threads cos he didn't get the attention he wanted

And you obviously dont get the idea of the game as your meant to roast the profile above

Has pics of something on his profile, its like a cock, just smaller

Are you a gold fish because yet again youve jumped profiles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a gold fish because yet again youve jumped profiles?"

Goldfish can't jump, you vain dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a gold fish because yet again youve jumped profiles?

Goldfish can't jump, you vain dildo."

I was reffering to the memory loss little man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like they 'cut' a little too far down......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like they 'cut' a little too far down......"

Going by the look of your fellas cock id say we had the same surgeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like they 'cut' a little too far down......

Going by the look of your fellas cock id say we had the same surgeon."

You have it dangling over a sink , the least you could do is wash the cheese off it while its there.

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By *erkswankerMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Shamelessly stolen from the sentient collection of cock pictures that posted this brilliant thread idea in what is clearly the wrong forum

Roast the person above, try to actually be entertaining, expect to be roasted in turn."

Well done for stealing my thread idea. Next you'll be stealing my pics too, trying to pretend you don't actually have a 3 inch dick

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Shamelessly stolen from the sentient collection of cock pictures that posted this brilliant thread idea in what is clearly the wrong forum

Roast the person above, try to actually be entertaining, expect to be roasted in turn.

Well done for stealing my thread idea. Next you'll be stealing my pics too, trying to pretend you don't actually have a 3 inch dick"

I will now have horrendous flashbacks every time I see an exercise bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man's not hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man's not hot."

You recline on a sofa like a woman that watches Homes Under the Hammer on Really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man's not hot.

You recline on a sofa like a woman that watches Homes Under the Hammer on Really."

I wasn't hammered though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man's not hot.

You recline on a sofa like a woman that watches Homes Under the Hammer on Really.

I wasn't hammered though."

Is that because noone wants to touch you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?"

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother."

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat. "

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

I thought beards were supposed to grow across a chin, not under them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

I thought beards were supposed to grow across a chin, not under them?

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u call that body hair more like a dead rabbit on your chest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

I thought beards were supposed to grow across a chin, not under them?

u call that body hair more like a dead rabbit on your chest lol

You call yourself a Wookie? Seen more hair on a pre adolescent teenagers top lip than on your chest

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

Roast away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

I thought beards were supposed to grow across a chin, not under them?

u call that body hair more like a dead rabbit on your chest lol

You call yourself a Wookie? Seen more hair on a pre adolescent teenagers top lip than on your chest

Mouthbreather.

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By *erkswankerMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

I thought beards were supposed to grow across a chin, not under them?

u call that body hair more like a dead rabbit on your chest lol

You call yourself a Wookie? Seen more hair on a pre adolescent teenagers top lip than on your chest

Mouthbreather.

Profile not available, but comments in forum where public profile is required to play the game. Think I know who the mouthbreather is here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

I thought beards were supposed to grow across a chin, not under them?

u call that body hair more like a dead rabbit on your chest lol

You call yourself a Wookie? Seen more hair on a pre adolescent teenagers top lip than on your chest

Mouthbreather.

Profile not available, but comments in forum where public profile is required to play the game. Think I know who the mouthbreather is here..."

Must. Try. Harder. Obviously floundering in the shallow end of the gene pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

I thought beards were supposed to grow across a chin, not under them?

u call that body hair more like a dead rabbit on your chest lol

You call yourself a Wookie? Seen more hair on a pre adolescent teenagers top lip than on your chest

Mouthbreather.

Profile not available, but comments in forum where public profile is required to play the game. Think I know who the mouthbreather is here...

Must. Try. Harder. Obviously floundering in the shallow end of the gene pool."

(Ferrari) Testarossa? More like a fiat panda.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Hook

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

I thought beards were supposed to grow across a chin, not under them?

u call that body hair more like a dead rabbit on your chest lol

You call yourself a Wookie? Seen more hair on a pre adolescent teenagers top lip than on your chest

Mouthbreather.

Profile not available, but comments in forum where public profile is required to play the game. Think I know who the mouthbreather is here...

Must. Try. Harder. Obviously floundering in the shallow end of the gene pool.

(Ferrari) Testarossa? More like a fiat panda."

You need to know how to handle a Ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that because noone wants to touch you?

"When an old flame tries to re make contact": you can't refer to your mum as an "old flame", that's not what it means.

Also: call your mother.

I like my men to be strong enough to tame something stronger than a baby cat.

Oof

The qualification for feline knowledge isn't grinning like a Cheshire cat in a nightmare interpretation of Alice, you know dear

I thought beards were supposed to grow across a chin, not under them?

u call that body hair more like a dead rabbit on your chest lol

You call yourself a Wookie? Seen more hair on a pre adolescent teenagers top lip than on your chest

Mouthbreather.

Profile not available, but comments in forum where public profile is required to play the game. Think I know who the mouthbreather is here...

Must. Try. Harder. Obviously floundering in the shallow end of the gene pool.

(Ferrari) Testarossa? More like a fiat panda."

Has to play with his own cock in all his pictures because no one else would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly going blind in their old age when there are pics of my cock being played with by others on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clearly going blind in their old age when there are pics of my cock being played with by others on my profile

Cant even come up with a decent insult without messing it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least I don’t hide my profile due to how grotesque my ears look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I don’t hide my profile due to how grotesque my ears look

Pot/kettle, doesnt have any ears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I don’t hide my profile due to how grotesque my ears look

Pot/kettle, doesnt have any ears!

At least I know how to flirt without having the mental age of 9 year old thinking you have to be horrible to the person you fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I don’t hide my profile due to how grotesque my ears look

Pot/kettle, doesnt have any ears!

At least I know how to flirt without having the mental age of 9 year old thinking you have to be horrible to the person you fancy

For you, having a mental age of 9 would be a distinct improvement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I don’t hide my profile due to how grotesque my ears look

Pot/kettle, doesnt have any ears!

At least I know how to flirt without having the mental age of 9 year old thinking you have to be horrible to the person you fancy

For you, having a mental age of 9 would be a distinct improvement."

Pot / kettle? At least I don’t have to post a thread about being bombarded with so called ‘messages’ when you’ve unhid your profile, got a feeling you had precisely 0 but wanted attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pair need to get a room...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I don’t hide my profile due to how grotesque my ears look

Pot/kettle, doesnt have any ears!

At least I know how to flirt without having the mental age of 9 year old thinking you have to be horrible to the person you fancy

For you, having a mental age of 9 would be a distinct improvement.

Pot / kettle? At least I don’t have to post a thread about being bombarded with so called ‘messages’ when you’ve unhid your profile, got a feeling you had precisely 0 but wanted attention. "

Clutches at straws when he has his head so far up his own arse, he really needs one to breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least I can bend down and get my head close to my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I can bend down and get my head close to my arse."

You need to shape your moustache a little better!

(C'mon, trying to give Testerossa a bit of a break here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I can bend down and get my head close to my arse.

You need to shape your moustache a little better!

(C'mon, trying to give Testerossa a bit of a break here!!

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You spend so much on sexy underwear you've got no money left for furniture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At least I can bend down and get my head close to my arse.

You need to shape your moustache a little better!

(C'mon, trying to give Testerossa a bit of a break here!!

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You spend so much on sexy underwear you've got no money left for furniture

Well at least your July 11th picture has a substantial tool in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I can bend down and get my head close to my arse.

You need to shape your moustache a little better!

(C'mon, trying to give Testerossa a bit of a break here!!

)

You spend so much on sexy underwear you've got no money left for furniture

Well at least your July 11th picture has a substantial tool in it

Batteries not included Yam Yam lol

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By *erkswankerMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

"At least I can bend down and get my head close to my arse.

You need to shape your moustache a little better!

(C'mon, trying to give Testerossa a bit of a break here!!

)

You spend so much on sexy underwear you've got no money left for furniture

Well at least your July 11th picture has a substantial tool in it

Batteries not included Yam Yam lol"

Never realised the presenter from the crystal maze was a fan of swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I can bend down and get my head close to my arse.

You need to shape your moustache a little better!

(C'mon, trying to give Testerossa a bit of a break here!!

)

You spend so much on sexy underwear you've got no money left for furniture

Well at least your July 11th picture has a substantial tool in it

Batteries not included Yam Yam lol

Never realised the presenter from the crystal maze was a fan of swinging"

Grey trainers with a birthday suit?

What were you thinking man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least I can bend down and get my head close to my arse.

You need to shape your moustache a little better!

(C'mon, trying to give Testerossa a bit of a break here!!

)

You spend so much on sexy underwear you've got no money left for furniture

Well at least your July 11th picture has a substantial tool in it

Batteries not included Yam Yam lol

Never realised the presenter from the crystal maze was a fan of swinging

Grey trainers with a birthday suit?

What were you thinking man?

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your lawn is covered in leafs tidy it up woman b4 posting pictures

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By *erkswankerMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

"At least I can bend down and get my head close to my arse.

You need to shape your moustache a little better!

(C'mon, trying to give Testerossa a bit of a break here!!

)

You spend so much on sexy underwear you've got no money left for furniture

Well at least your July 11th picture has a substantial tool in it

Batteries not included Yam Yam lol

Never realised the presenter from the crystal maze was a fan of swinging

Grey trainers with a birthday suit?

What were you thinking man?

your lawn is covered in leafs tidy it up woman b4 posting pictures

Never seen anyone pose with a bottle of bleach down their pants before, and after looking at your photos I could do with that bleach for my eyes

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