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how the fuck did that happen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well I've just got a tape measure out... thought my trousers were a little tight.

I've ALWAYS been a 30/32 and this tape measure is saying I'm a 36

I'm putting it down to the lockdowns... it's only on my belly though... help!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens to the best of us. I have put alot on too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alot of people have put on weight in the lockdown, its too easy if you arent active enough, and most havnt been this year, yet we eat the same, and probably drink more, which is even worse for the waist line, looke like diet time

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Looks to me as if your trousers and tape measure have shrunk up be honest. Get some new ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be a broken tape measure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks to me as if your trousers and tape measure have shrunk up be honest. Get some new ones. "

Yeah I'm putting it down tp the fact the trousers are about 2 years old... shrunk in the wash

Off to the shops tomorrow for some new ones, need some new undies too... this could be expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are worse things you could be than a bit tubby...

Lu

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"There are worse things you could be than a bit tubby...

Lu "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are worse things you could be than a bit tubby...

Lu "

I'm probably a few other things too... but only I can change that... unhealthy, unfit... sigh

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By *odgerNbadgerCouple
over a year ago

Chepstow

The weather's turned cold which makes clothes shrink. Everyone knows that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come when men put weight on, in never goes on your dick!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

It’s a lockdown thang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When lock down started, as I did not have to commute to London, I went for a cycle ride, then did an 850 mile cycle tour round the UK and then went for a run every morning just to get out of the house. Been posting photos of my weight loss on here (was to attract some attention at first .... something of a waste of time that was , but it did motivate me to keep going). So using Hairy Chest and Torso Tuesday as a form of weight watchers weigh in I have lost two and a half stone and still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, blame the lockdown! :/

It happens to the best of us OP.

We’re in the same boat and not meeting because of it currently.

Just because we want to share our bodies doesn’t mean we’re always comfortable with them! Lol!

Xx

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"well I've just got a tape measure out... thought my trousers were a little tight.

I've ALWAYS been a 30/32 and this tape measure is saying I'm a 36

I'm putting it down to the lockdowns... it's only on my belly though... help!!!!!!"

Over 40 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well I've just got a tape measure out... thought my trousers were a little tight.

I've ALWAYS been a 30/32 and this tape measure is saying I'm a 36

I'm putting it down to the lockdowns... it's only on my belly though... help!!!!!!"

Your talking tape measure was paying you a compliment..as your 43.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or were you reading the cm bit!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Or were you reading the cm bit!"

Ooh don't do that

Australian bra sizes are attached to dress size because band size in cm is too depressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a faulty tape measure to me, mate

I tried to measure mine with some wrist watches, but it was a waist of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the same tape that some use to measure their cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it the same tape that some use to measure their cock? "

Fucking hope not! Crusty cheese keeps it stiff eh

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I took a photo of my self sitting in a chair for meme-related reasons yesterday and genuinely thought my camera was fucked. At first.

Just repaired my bike though, so here's to correcting that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When lock down started, as I did not have to commute to London, I went for a cycle ride, then did an 850 mile cycle tour round the UK and then went for a run every morning just to get out of the house. Been posting photos of my weight loss on here (was to attract some attention at first .... something of a waste of time that was , but it did motivate me to keep going). So using Hairy Chest and Torso Tuesday as a form of weight watchers weigh in I have lost two and a half stone and still going "

That's brilliant. Can you send me some of your motivation as I currently have none and have to lose weight soon as I don't feel too good about my body atm.

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
over a year ago

SA3

Feel your pain. Must be a tape measure from the same company that make my webcam. I was in a zoom meeting for work and it had double vision. There definitely weren’t that many chins there before

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Maybe you just shrunk your tape measure in the wash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a "Male" tape measure,it probably starts at 8" and gets longer

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Definitely a faulty tape measure, it’s been happening to a lot of people, I think there was a dodgy batch imported from China recently.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Op - if it makes you feel better I'm a 44" waist.

Ffs - my thighs are 30".

So don't worry about it -you're still the same person inside.

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