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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What's on your Christmas list this year?

Ok, so we all want Covid to go away*. We all want our loved ones to be happy and healthy**. We all want peace in our time***, no more poverty and hunger and blah blah blah****.

Santa is feeling the pinch a little this year so to fill up our stockings he has to cut a few corners. He's going no more than £8.89 per fabber.

What is the one thing you really really want Santa to bring you? And where would he get it from?

* we all is an assumption, but even if it's just so you can have meets again I think it is a safe bet.

** also an assumption. But hey, you love them so I'm going with it.

*** seems a safe bet, although once again assuming. Although unless you're a warlord or weapons manufacturer I'd say you probably don't fancy WW3 at least

**** yes, I'm being facetious with the blah blah blah. Poverty and hunger are bad. I know. Light hearted thread though.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

889 1p sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"889 1p sweets "

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise. "

Aww thanks!

I should warn you though, I have the black thumbs of doom with plants..... can it be artificial so I get to keep it please?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? "

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise.

Aww thanks!

I should warn you though, I have the black thumbs of doom with plants..... can it be artificial so I get to keep it please? "

Santa knows these things. He would get something suitable I'm sure.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aprilia rs 660.

gets delivered hopefully before christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company "

That sounds nice

I'd like that too please Santa

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you? "

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise.

Aww thanks!

I should warn you though, I have the black thumbs of doom with plants..... can it be artificial so I get to keep it please?

Santa knows these things. He would get something suitable I'm sure. "

Tbf.... Santa's a damn genius.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company "

Santa can't bring that.....

But I do hope you get it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"aprilia rs 660.

gets delivered hopefully before christmas "

Can Santa get it for £8.89 or less though?

But also. Ooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company "

hope you get what you want

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

That sounds nice

I'd like that too please Santa "

Santa can't give you that though....

I think days like that are the Christmas fairy's domain. I'll ask.

But you've got £8.89 from Santa. Go nuts lovely!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?"

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets? "

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d like a Viking type millionaire who likes to take care of fat ladies please Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a Viking type millionaire who likes to take care of fat ladies please Santa "

ive told you before. you will wear out that thor dvd!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune "

Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Provided it's on offer somewhere beforehand, I'll have the new Jack Reacher book, please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’d like a Viking type millionaire who likes to take care of fat ladies please Santa "

If he costs under £8.89 he's yours!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon "

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune

Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me "

Ooooooh.... sharing sweets sounds like a close up activity. I'm thinking this could be fun

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Provided it's on offer somewhere beforehand, I'll have the new Jack Reacher book, please "

Good call. Have to be paperback....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

"

£8.89 for a coffee though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aprilia rs 660.

gets delivered hopefully before christmas

Can Santa get it for £8.89 or less though?

But also. Ooooh"

it was the last bike i worked on before retiring. they have done a good job with it.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune

Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me

Ooooooh.... sharing sweets sounds like a close up activity. I'm thinking this could be fun "

Or I could throw them across the room for you to catch in your mouth. You'll need to open wide though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

£8.89 for a coffee though "

He could get you 2 to be fair. But I know!!

You totally appreciate me even more now don't you

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Ps5

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"aprilia rs 660.

gets delivered hopefully before christmas

Can Santa get it for £8.89 or less though?

But also. Ooooh

it was the last bike i worked on before retiring. they have done a good job with it."

I'd like very much to see when it arrives please.....

And retired! Wow.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

£8.89 for a coffee though

He could get you 2 to be fair. But I know!!

You totally appreciate me even more now don't you "

Always

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you?

You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?

But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets?

Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune

Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me

Ooooooh.... sharing sweets sounds like a close up activity. I'm thinking this could be fun

Or I could throw them across the room for you to catch in your mouth. You'll need to open wide though "

I'm good at that

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon

Awwwww

I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey

But also awwwwwwww

£8.89 for a coffee though

He could get you 2 to be fair. But I know!!

You totally appreciate me even more now don't you

Always "

I cheat..... I bring 2 pints of coffee in a flask

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ps5"

For less than £8.89?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think you've excluded my Covid jab. And by extension, the going to hug my mum. (Plane ticket? Want to take me a foot on the runway? lol)

Half decent pens. I'll go with that. The standard biros are properly pissing me off.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it. "

I'm groaning. And not in a good way.

Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it.

I'm groaning. And not in a good way.

Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance"

Jacinda Ardern declared the Easter Bunny an essential worker in New Zealand. I suspect she has or will add Santa to the list, if they're in restrictions soon.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Just the £6 parking ticket for picking somebody up...because that would mean I'd be having the priceless gift of spending time with them

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

Santa can't bring that.....

But I do hope you get it"

That’s a shame but it will be here one day. I’ll leave it at that, as desire nothing that costs money

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think you've excluded my Covid jab. And by extension, the going to hug my mum. (Plane ticket? Want to take me a foot on the runway? lol)

Half decent pens. I'll go with that. The standard biros are properly pissing me off."

Dammit. Knew I'd not covered the jab and the mum.

Plane tickets might get really really cheap...... but probably not that much

Pens. Pens it is!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it.

I'm groaning. And not in a good way.

Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance

Jacinda Ardern declared the Easter Bunny an essential worker in New Zealand. I suspect she has or will add Santa to the list, if they're in restrictions soon."

She had better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fluffy pair of socks please? My toes are freezing at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brock O’Hurn with nothing but a bow in his long flowing locks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Can we get a book ? How to do D/s the proper way - rules, regulations, what all the big words really mean I think it’s published by the BDSM police on the other site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£8.89 ... hmmmm

Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just the £6 parking ticket for picking somebody up...because that would mean I'd be having the priceless gift of spending time with them "

Flipping heck. £6

Well worth it obviously. Have half a coffee as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new life

The return of Woolies for their legendary Pick n Mix

The body I had in my twenties, with the larger boobs I had last year

An unlimited supply of good hash browns in my freezer

All perfectly reasonable I think

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A fluffy pair of socks please? My toes are freezing at the moment "

He can bring you a pack of 3

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Brock O’Hurn with nothing but a bow in his long flowing locks "

If he's charging less than £8.89 I'll have one too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks. "

I like dressing up me

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"What's on your Christmas list this year?

Ok, so we all want Covid to go away*. We all want our loved ones to be happy and healthy**. We all want peace in our time***, no more poverty and hunger and blah blah blah****.

Santa is feeling the pinch a little this year so to fill up our stockings he has to cut a few corners. He's going no more than £8.89 per fabber.

What is the one thing you really really want Santa to bring you? And where would he get it from?

* we all is an assumption, but even if it's just so you can have meets again I think it is a safe bet.

** also an assumption. But hey, you love them so I'm going with it.

*** seems a safe bet, although once again assuming. Although unless you're a warlord or weapons manufacturer I'd say you probably don't fancy WW3 at least

**** yes, I'm being facetious with the blah blah blah. Poverty and hunger are bad. I know. Light hearted thread though."

I’ll have a taxi to take mum back to her sheltered housing please - so I can have a glass of wine or three with Christmas Dinner!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks. "

I'm properly cheap. You can get me 2

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks.

I'm properly cheap. You can get me 2 "

And also.... aww and thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£8.89 ... hmmmm

Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich "

The ankle biter gets her own £8.89 though. Plus there is the ankle biter supplement and the cuteness addition. She's ok.

What do YOU want for YOU Panda?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can we get a book ? How to do D/s the proper way - rules, regulations, what all the big words really mean I think it’s published by the BDSM police on the other site "

Oooh you can. Good call indeed!

Can I have a borrow when you've read it please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pack of rolls and someone to share them with whilst watching an xmas movie please. X

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A new life

The return of Woolies for their legendary Pick n Mix

The body I had in my twenties, with the larger boobs I had last year

An unlimited supply of good hash browns in my freezer

All perfectly reasonable I think "

For £8.89.....

I'm shopping in the wrong places.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Breakfast in bed please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way???

If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks.

I like dressing up me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we really talking Christmas?!

Ok... can I just have as much dairy milk chocolate as I can get in the budget. That’ll do. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new notebook for my writing please Santa, mines nearly full. If it has a sugar skull on the front it would be even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£8.89 ... hmmmm

Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich

The ankle biter gets her own £8.89 though. Plus there is the ankle biter supplement and the cuteness addition. She's ok.

What do YOU want for YOU Panda? "

Well in that case, can I please have a pack of light up candles from the range... think they are just within the budget

If out of stock, then possibly a scented candle... something spicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think £8.89 would be enough for a couple of those massive condoms they had on The Naked Gun?

That's not a humblebrag by the way , but that might allow cuddles with people outside my current bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What's on your Christmas list this year?

Ok, so we all want Covid to go away*. We all want our loved ones to be happy and healthy**. We all want peace in our time***, no more poverty and hunger and blah blah blah****.

Santa is feeling the pinch a little this year so to fill up our stockings he has to cut a few corners. He's going no more than £8.89 per fabber.

What is the one thing you really really want Santa to bring you? And where would he get it from?

* we all is an assumption, but even if it's just so you can have meets again I think it is a safe bet.

** also an assumption. But hey, you love them so I'm going with it.

*** seems a safe bet, although once again assuming. Although unless you're a warlord or weapons manufacturer I'd say you probably don't fancy WW3 at least

**** yes, I'm being facetious with the blah blah blah. Poverty and hunger are bad. I know. Light hearted thread though.

I’ll have a taxi to take mum back to her sheltered housing please - so I can have a glass of wine or three with Christmas Dinner! "

Damn good use of the money there!

I'd need more than 3 glasses o wine to get through any time with my mother!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I have a pack of rolls and someone to share them with whilst watching an xmas movie please. X "

Santa can do the rolls....

Christmas fairy needs to be consulted for the someone though. I'll put in a request when I do the others....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Breakfast in bed please "

Oh good call! Santa can do that!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are we really talking Christmas?!

Ok... can I just have as much dairy milk chocolate as I can get in the budget. That’ll do. X"

Perfect!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A new notebook for my writing please Santa, mines nearly full. If it has a sugar skull on the front it would be even better "

A sugar skull you say? Santa has taken note......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£8.89 ... hmmmm

Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich

The ankle biter gets her own £8.89 though. Plus there is the ankle biter supplement and the cuteness addition. She's ok.

What do YOU want for YOU Panda?

Well in that case, can I please have a pack of light up candles from the range... think they are just within the budget

If out of stock, then possibly a scented candle... something spicy "

Oooh..... I got light up candles from the range on the sale last year for a fiver. So you might be able to have both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wish for Santa is to keep his pishy day to at least December

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do you think £8.89 would be enough for a couple of those massive condoms they had on The Naked Gun?

That's not a humblebrag by the way , but that might allow cuddles with people outside my current bubble "

Aww Sidney! If not he can bring you lots of clingfilm..... that works the same as a condom, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think id like some squirty cream, strawberries and some of that caramel/choc sauce you drizzle on ice cream..

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy

I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine "

Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we really talking Christmas?!

Ok... can I just have as much dairy milk chocolate as I can get in the budget. That’ll do. X

Perfect! "

Can you feed me it sis?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My wish for Santa is to keep his pishy day to at least December

Or one of those inflatable butt plugs from Wish.

"

Groot! Finally! Someone agrees with me! They do look fun!

(Remember, you think I'm adorable and find it hilarious that I did that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

That sounds nice

I'd like that too please Santa

Santa can't give you that though....

I think days like that are the Christmas fairy's domain. I'll ask.

But you've got £8.89 from Santa. Go nuts lovely!"

Well Santa's a bit rubbish isn't he!

I'll donate my £8.89 to give to someone else thats wants stuff.

I have enough stuff.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think id like some squirty cream, strawberries and some of that caramel/choc sauce you drizzle on ice cream.. "

Strawberries??!! In flipping December? Come on woman. You live in Devon. You know that's the wrong time of year for the best ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brock O’Hurn with nothing but a bow in his long flowing locks

If he's charging less than £8.89 I'll have one too"

I’m sure we could knock him down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy

I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell.

"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please "

Oh Matterhorn..... you don't even need Santa for that.

Remind me to send you pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A new notebook for my writing please Santa, mines nearly full. If it has a sugar skull on the front it would be even better

A sugar skull you say? Santa has taken note...... "

Is Santa still annoyed with the skulls?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy

I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell.

"

I lost someone recently. I hear you. Big hugs.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy

I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell.

"

Santa is sadly not that magic.

If and only

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are we really talking Christmas?!

Ok... can I just have as much dairy milk chocolate as I can get in the budget. That’ll do. X

Perfect!

Can you feed me it sis? "

Obvs..... in the elf outfit?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy

I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell.

Santa is sadly not that magic.

If and only"

I wish too . I miss my Mum

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Oh Matterhorn..... you don't even need Santa for that.

Remind me to send you pictures "

Alright then, a Make-Your-Own-Baubles kit and then I'll collect some pictures from close Fab friends Puppies and puppies are always welcome Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

That sounds nice

I'd like that too please Santa

Santa can't give you that though....

I think days like that are the Christmas fairy's domain. I'll ask.

But you've got £8.89 from Santa. Go nuts lovely!

Well Santa's a bit rubbish isn't he!

I'll donate my £8.89 to give to someone else thats wants stuff.

I have enough stuff.

"

I'll take it! There's a pair of knickers I fancied..... hence the very exact amount I quoted!

Thank you kindly pretty lady.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Brock O’Hurn with nothing but a bow in his long flowing locks

If he's charging less than £8.89 I'll have one too

I’m sure we could knock him down "

And 2 for 1 maybe

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A new notebook for my writing please Santa, mines nearly full. If it has a sugar skull on the front it would be even better

A sugar skull you say? Santa has taken note......

Is Santa still annoyed with the skulls? "

Santa makes notebooks.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy

I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell.

I lost someone recently. I hear you. Big hugs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't do shitmas.

So I just hope all the people I care about have a nice day

I will be on the beach

Lu

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy

I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell.

Santa is sadly not that magic.

If and only

I wish too . I miss my Mum "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Oh Matterhorn..... you don't even need Santa for that.

Remind me to send you pictures

Alright then, a Make-Your-Own-Baubles kit and then I'll collect some pictures from close Fab friends Puppies and puppies are always welcome Posh "

I didn't even mean puppies..... I make awesome baubles

(Not actually trying to sell anything admin, just showing off)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We don't do shitmas.

So I just hope all the people I care about have a nice day

I will be on the beach

Lu "

I read between the lines.

A Wish inflatable butt plug for you too, you say?

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine

Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns.... "

Hmmm, not sure they'd go with my tartan long Johns, pipe and woolie jumper

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'd like a friend with benefits, please santa,

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please "

Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine

Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns....

Hmmm, not sure they'd go with my tartan long Johns, pipe and woolie jumper "

They will. Because I'm helping Santa out and you've got the matching unicorn flat cap too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a friend with benefits, please santa, "

There's plenty of people out there ON benefits... almost the same. Haha

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd like a friend with benefits, please santa, "

If that costs less than £8.89 I think there are a few people who want to know where from.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits "

I have craft skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We don't do shitmas.

So I just hope all the people I care about have a nice day

I will be on the beach

Lu

I read between the lines.

A Wish inflatable butt plug for you too, you say?

Done!"

You're such a pervert...

We have several buttplugs...

We want a double ender...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits "

Posh does crafty stuff

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits

I have craft skills! "

Did someone say fleshlight baubles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? "

444 and a half 2 p sweets

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits

I have craft skills!

Did someone say fleshlight baubles? "

I was thinking my tits and arse, I don't want plaster up there

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits

I have craft skills!

Did someone say fleshlight baubles?

I was thinking my tits and arse, I don't want plaster up there "

You say that like your arse wouldn't work

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We don't do shitmas.

So I just hope all the people I care about have a nice day

I will be on the beach

Lu

I read between the lines.

A Wish inflatable butt plug for you too, you say?

Done!

You're such a pervert...

We have several buttplugs...

We want a double ender... "

I'm sure Santa can do that.....

He did for me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We don't do shitmas.

So I just hope all the people I care about have a nice day

I will be on the beach

Lu

I read between the lines.

A Wish inflatable butt plug for you too, you say?

Done!

You're such a pervert...

We have several buttplugs...

We want a double ender...

I'm sure Santa can do that.....

He did for me "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits

I have craft skills!

Did someone say fleshlight baubles? "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A job "

You can be an elf

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"889 1p sweets

Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each?

444 and a half 2 p sweets"

They do 2p sweets?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits

I have craft skills!

Did someone say fleshlight baubles?

I was thinking my tits and arse, I don't want plaster up there "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please

Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits

I have craft skills!

Did someone say fleshlight baubles?

I was thinking my tits and arse, I don't want plaster up there

You say that like your arse wouldn't work "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine

Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns....

Hmmm, not sure they'd go with my tartan long Johns, pipe and woolie jumper

They will. Because I'm helping Santa out and you've got the matching unicorn flat cap too "

A new hat as well for my collection!! it must be Christmas or something

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine

Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns....

Hmmm, not sure they'd go with my tartan long Johns, pipe and woolie jumper

They will. Because I'm helping Santa out and you've got the matching unicorn flat cap too

A new hat as well for my collection!! it must be Christmas or something "

Exactly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Earworm time

https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo

I'm not sorry

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

City will be happy that his usage of * (as started by the amazing person who brought fora in to popular use) is a thing now.

So for £8.99 I'd like some black garlic, fresh prawns and decent linguine. Oh and chillies. And then I'd make one of my partner's an amazing meal whilst he sings Grease 2 to me. With the left over change I'd like to get a mint chocolate kitkat because my fiance is addicted to them and he can munch that whilst I give him a blowjob. Win for me and them.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Earworm time

https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo

I'm not sorry "

I'm not looking..... I dread to think!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"City will be happy that his usage of * (as started by the amazing person who brought fora in to popular use) is a thing now.

So for £8.99 I'd like some black garlic, fresh prawns and decent linguine. Oh and chillies. And then I'd make one of my partner's an amazing meal whilst he sings Grease 2 to me. With the left over change I'd like to get a mint chocolate kitkat because my fiance is addicted to them and he can munch that whilst I give him a blowjob. Win for me and them. "

Oh Meli! Excellent use of the Santa money!

And I love an *. They're rather handy

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A typically Christmas plant...

Christmas Cactus (pretty indestructible too) please

£5 in Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World peace

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By *omin8rMan
over a year ago

In A Playspace

A bulletproof vest

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

£8.89 worth of wham bars please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The long sleep

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it.

I'm groaning. And not in a good way.

Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance"

You won’t have time to groan, as he’ll have been and gone before you know it. Typical man I hear you say.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

If i get a couple of Christmas stockings for £8.89, can i have some fab women fill them

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By *omin8rMan
over a year ago

In A Playspace


"If i get a couple of Christmas stockings for £8.89, can i have some fab women fill them "

I hope so. Damn you guys are ruthless.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A typically Christmas plant...

Christmas Cactus (pretty indestructible too) please

£5 in Tesco "

Oh DC, that's a sensible plan. And they are so pretty too!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"World peace "

For £8.89? Which lawyers are you using?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A bulletproof vest "

Not sure an £8.89 bulletproof vest us something I would trust....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"£8.89 worth of wham bars please. "

Aren't they about 50p each now? Which if it's true is depressing.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The long sleep "

As in THE long sleep? Or the book, film or album?

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By *omin8rMan
over a year ago

In A Playspace


"A bulletproof vest

Not sure an £8.89 bulletproof vest us something I would trust.... "

From you guys hell yeah it will worth every penny but love all round

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it.

I'm groaning. And not in a good way.

Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance

You won’t have time to groan, as he’ll have been and gone before you know it. Typical man I hear you say. "

I don't know about that....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If i get a couple of Christmas stockings for £8.89, can i have some fab women fill them "

Now you're thinking.... good call that man.

Reel in the laydeez with your present!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm going to say get a box of top trumps. I can play with the kids we like the dangerous animals generally. And omg wouldn't it be amazing but slightly weird to have a fab version of top trumps?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Daim bars please, Santa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make my bike start after a week of not using it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Earworm time

https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo

I'm not sorry

I'm not looking..... I dread to think!"

Mariah

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company "

Just had 3 weeks of that and still want more. Call me greedy

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Earworm time

https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo

I'm not sorry

I'm not looking..... I dread to think!

Mariah "

I'm glad i didn't fall for that. I hate that song even in December. In October I think it would make my ears bleed

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Earworm time

https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo

I'm not sorry

I'm not looking..... I dread to think!

Mariah

I'm glad i didn't fall for that. I hate that song even in December. In October I think it would make my ears bleed "

I didn't even open it myself. I hate it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A copy of Fiesta magazine and a Snickers.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm going to say get a box of top trumps. I can play with the kids we like the dangerous animals generally. And omg wouldn't it be amazing but slightly weird to have a fab version of top trumps?"

That would be amazing..... the fab version I mean. And yet weird is also accurate....

And I like your Santa gift too! I haven't played in years and years!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Daim bars please, Santa. "

Mini or regular? You know at Christmas they do mini orange ones....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just make my bike start after a week of not using it "

Santa can't really help unless a fix is under £8.89.... but I hope it starts.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

Just had 3 weeks of that and still want more. Call me greedy "

You're greedy

But I find when I've had it, I want it so much more.

Santa still can't help there though I'm afraid....

Again, I shall add it to the requests for the Christmas fairy.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Earworm time

https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo

I'm not sorry

I'm not looking..... I dread to think!

Mariah

I'm glad i didn't fall for that. I hate that song even in December. In October I think it would make my ears bleed

I didn't even open it myself. I hate it too."

That's not very self caring to post it then!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Earworm time

https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo

I'm not sorry

I'm not looking..... I dread to think!

Mariah

I'm glad i didn't fall for that. I hate that song even in December. In October I think it would make my ears bleed

I didn't even open it myself. I hate it too.

That's not very self caring to post it then!"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Jelly babies "

I'll even add a couple of extra bags just from me Taff

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A copy of Fiesta magazine and a Snickers. "

Will you have enough spare after the magazine?!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company

Just had 3 weeks of that and still want more. Call me greedy "

Greedy is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nana on Christmas day, only thing that could bring the magic back since it was lost.

That or there's these cute wee elf costume I could get for Pig the cat.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My nana on Christmas day, only thing that could bring the magic back since it was lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Ottolenghi's new cook book.. But if santa only has £9 it'll take me 4 years ffs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My nana on Christmas day, only thing that could bring the magic back since it was lost.

That or there's these cute wee elf costume I could get for Pig the cat."

First... I feel you.

Second.... yay! Santa can help with that one!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I want Ottolenghi's new cook book.. But if santa only has £9 it'll take me 4 years ffs "

Maybe 2 years..... people tend to sell even the most amazing cookbooks cheaper second hand after Christmas after all!

But I want that. So badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa is in lockdown this year.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Santa is in lockdown this year."

Nope. Santa is free to travel. Essential worker and he stays socially distant from everyone anyway

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sex please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sex please "

Ok. But from Santa with the allocated £8.89?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An original kenwood chef.

New job

New home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady I would like is worth way more than £8.89

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"An original kenwood chef.

New job

New home "

For £8.89??

Lottery ticket maybe?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The lady I would like is worth way more than £8.89 "

Santa doesn't do that sort of gift

I'll chat to the Christmas fairy for you....

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