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"889 1p sweets " Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? | |||
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"I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise. " Aww thanks! I should warn you though, I have the black thumbs of doom with plants..... can it be artificial so I get to keep it please? | |||
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"I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise. Aww thanks! I should warn you though, I have the black thumbs of doom with plants..... can it be artificial so I get to keep it please? " Santa knows these things. He would get something suitable I'm sure. | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company " That sounds nice I'd like that too please Santa | |||
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"889 1p sweets Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you? " You can have 177 5p sweets if you like? | |||
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"I'd ask him to get you a pretty potted plant OP. Leave it under your Christmas tree as a surprise. Aww thanks! I should warn you though, I have the black thumbs of doom with plants..... can it be artificial so I get to keep it please? Santa knows these things. He would get something suitable I'm sure. " Tbf.... Santa's a damn genius. | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company " Santa can't bring that..... But I do hope you get it | |||
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"aprilia rs 660. gets delivered hopefully before christmas " Can Santa get it for £8.89 or less though? But also. Ooooh | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company " hope you get what you want | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company That sounds nice I'd like that too please Santa " Santa can't give you that though.... I think days like that are the Christmas fairy's domain. I'll ask. But you've got £8.89 from Santa. Go nuts lovely! | |||
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"889 1p sweets Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you? You can have 177 5p sweets if you like?" But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets? | |||
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"889 1p sweets Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you? You can have 177 5p sweets if you like? But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets? " Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune | |||
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"I’d like a Viking type millionaire who likes to take care of fat ladies please Santa " ive told you before. you will wear out that thor dvd! | |||
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"889 1p sweets Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you? You can have 177 5p sweets if you like? But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets? Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune " Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me | |||
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"I’d like a Viking type millionaire who likes to take care of fat ladies please Santa " If he costs under £8.89 he's yours! | |||
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"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon " Awwwww I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey But also awwwwwwww | |||
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"889 1p sweets Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you? You can have 177 5p sweets if you like? But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets? Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me " Ooooooh.... sharing sweets sounds like a close up activity. I'm thinking this could be fun | |||
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"Provided it's on offer somewhere beforehand, I'll have the new Jack Reacher book, please " Good call. Have to be paperback.... | |||
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"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon Awwwww I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey But also awwwwwwww " £8.89 for a coffee though | |||
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"aprilia rs 660. gets delivered hopefully before christmas Can Santa get it for £8.89 or less though? But also. Ooooh" it was the last bike i worked on before retiring. they have done a good job with it. | |||
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"889 1p sweets Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you? You can have 177 5p sweets if you like? But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets? Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me Ooooooh.... sharing sweets sounds like a close up activity. I'm thinking this could be fun " Or I could throw them across the room for you to catch in your mouth. You'll need to open wide though | |||
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"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon Awwwww I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey But also awwwwwwww £8.89 for a coffee though " He could get you 2 to be fair. But I know!! You totally appreciate me even more now don't you | |||
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"aprilia rs 660. gets delivered hopefully before christmas Can Santa get it for £8.89 or less though? But also. Ooooh it was the last bike i worked on before retiring. they have done a good job with it." I'd like very much to see when it arrives please..... And retired! Wow. | |||
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"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon Awwwww I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey But also awwwwwwww £8.89 for a coffee though He could get you 2 to be fair. But I know!! You totally appreciate me even more now don't you " Always | |||
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"889 1p sweets Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? Crap, you're right. Erm... Can I get back to you? You can have 177 5p sweets if you like? But then I still have 4p left. Sure he can't stretch it to 178 5p sweets? Tell you what. I'm feeling generous. I'll put the 1p in so you can have the extra. But don't tell them all or it'll cost me a fortune Awwww thank you, I'll share my sweets with you as a thank you for your contribution. Your secret is safe with me Ooooooh.... sharing sweets sounds like a close up activity. I'm thinking this could be fun Or I could throw them across the room for you to catch in your mouth. You'll need to open wide though " I'm good at that | |||
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"£8.89 towards a train ticket to Devon Awwwww I'm being strict. Doesn't count. You can buy the train ticket and Santa can get you a coffee on the journey But also awwwwwwww £8.89 for a coffee though He could get you 2 to be fair. But I know!! You totally appreciate me even more now don't you Always " I cheat..... I bring 2 pints of coffee in a flask | |||
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"Ps5" For less than £8.89?! | |||
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"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it. " I'm groaning. And not in a good way. Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance | |||
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"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it. I'm groaning. And not in a good way. Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance" Jacinda Ardern declared the Easter Bunny an essential worker in New Zealand. I suspect she has or will add Santa to the list, if they're in restrictions soon. | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company Santa can't bring that..... But I do hope you get it" That’s a shame but it will be here one day. I’ll leave it at that, as desire nothing that costs money | |||
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"I think you've excluded my Covid jab. And by extension, the going to hug my mum. (Plane ticket? Want to take me a foot on the runway? lol) Half decent pens. I'll go with that. The standard biros are properly pissing me off." Dammit. Knew I'd not covered the jab and the mum. Plane tickets might get really really cheap...... but probably not that much Pens. Pens it is! | |||
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"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it. I'm groaning. And not in a good way. Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance Jacinda Ardern declared the Easter Bunny an essential worker in New Zealand. I suspect she has or will add Santa to the list, if they're in restrictions soon." She had better! | |||
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"Just the £6 parking ticket for picking somebody up...because that would mean I'd be having the priceless gift of spending time with them " Flipping heck. £6 Well worth it obviously. Have half a coffee as well | |||
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"A fluffy pair of socks please? My toes are freezing at the moment " He can bring you a pack of 3 | |||
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"Brock O’Hurn with nothing but a bow in his long flowing locks " If he's charging less than £8.89 I'll have one too | |||
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"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way??? If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks. " I like dressing up me | |||
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"What's on your Christmas list this year? Ok, so we all want Covid to go away*. We all want our loved ones to be happy and healthy**. We all want peace in our time***, no more poverty and hunger and blah blah blah****. Santa is feeling the pinch a little this year so to fill up our stockings he has to cut a few corners. He's going no more than £8.89 per fabber. What is the one thing you really really want Santa to bring you? And where would he get it from? * we all is an assumption, but even if it's just so you can have meets again I think it is a safe bet. ** also an assumption. But hey, you love them so I'm going with it. *** seems a safe bet, although once again assuming. Although unless you're a warlord or weapons manufacturer I'd say you probably don't fancy WW3 at least **** yes, I'm being facetious with the blah blah blah. Poverty and hunger are bad. I know. Light hearted thread though." I’ll have a taxi to take mum back to her sheltered housing please - so I can have a glass of wine or three with Christmas Dinner! | |||
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"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way??? If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks. " I'm properly cheap. You can get me 2 | |||
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"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way??? If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks. I'm properly cheap. You can get me 2 " And also.... aww and thank you | |||
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"£8.89 ... hmmmm Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich " The ankle biter gets her own £8.89 though. Plus there is the ankle biter supplement and the cuteness addition. She's ok. What do YOU want for YOU Panda? | |||
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"Can we get a book ? How to do D/s the proper way - rules, regulations, what all the big words really mean I think it’s published by the BDSM police on the other site " Oooh you can. Good call indeed! Can I have a borrow when you've read it please? | |||
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"A new life The return of Woolies for their legendary Pick n Mix The body I had in my twenties, with the larger boobs I had last year An unlimited supply of good hash browns in my freezer All perfectly reasonable I think " For £8.89..... I'm shopping in the wrong places. | |||
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"£8.89 you say, any chance I could get you a drink for that price down your way??? If so, would Grumpy do me the honour of dressing as Santa and getting you one from me. Thanks. I like dressing up me " | |||
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"£8.89 ... hmmmm Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich The ankle biter gets her own £8.89 though. Plus there is the ankle biter supplement and the cuteness addition. She's ok. What do YOU want for YOU Panda? " Well in that case, can I please have a pack of light up candles from the range... think they are just within the budget If out of stock, then possibly a scented candle... something spicy | |||
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"What's on your Christmas list this year? Ok, so we all want Covid to go away*. We all want our loved ones to be happy and healthy**. We all want peace in our time***, no more poverty and hunger and blah blah blah****. Santa is feeling the pinch a little this year so to fill up our stockings he has to cut a few corners. He's going no more than £8.89 per fabber. What is the one thing you really really want Santa to bring you? And where would he get it from? * we all is an assumption, but even if it's just so you can have meets again I think it is a safe bet. ** also an assumption. But hey, you love them so I'm going with it. *** seems a safe bet, although once again assuming. Although unless you're a warlord or weapons manufacturer I'd say you probably don't fancy WW3 at least **** yes, I'm being facetious with the blah blah blah. Poverty and hunger are bad. I know. Light hearted thread though. I’ll have a taxi to take mum back to her sheltered housing please - so I can have a glass of wine or three with Christmas Dinner! " Damn good use of the money there! I'd need more than 3 glasses o wine to get through any time with my mother! | |||
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"Can I have a pack of rolls and someone to share them with whilst watching an xmas movie please. X " Santa can do the rolls.... Christmas fairy needs to be consulted for the someone though. I'll put in a request when I do the others.... | |||
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"Breakfast in bed please " Oh good call! Santa can do that! | |||
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"Are we really talking Christmas?! Ok... can I just have as much dairy milk chocolate as I can get in the budget. That’ll do. X" Perfect! | |||
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"A new notebook for my writing please Santa, mines nearly full. If it has a sugar skull on the front it would be even better " A sugar skull you say? Santa has taken note...... | |||
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"£8.89 ... hmmmm Well for £4.99 there's a little toy that my ankle biter wants, so with the change I would give it to a homeless person for a coffee or a sandwich The ankle biter gets her own £8.89 though. Plus there is the ankle biter supplement and the cuteness addition. She's ok. What do YOU want for YOU Panda? Well in that case, can I please have a pack of light up candles from the range... think they are just within the budget If out of stock, then possibly a scented candle... something spicy " Oooh..... I got light up candles from the range on the sale last year for a fiver. So you might be able to have both! | |||
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"Do you think £8.89 would be enough for a couple of those massive condoms they had on The Naked Gun? That's not a humblebrag by the way , but that might allow cuddles with people outside my current bubble " Aww Sidney! If not he can bring you lots of clingfilm..... that works the same as a condom, right? | |||
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"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine " Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns.... | |||
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"Are we really talking Christmas?! Ok... can I just have as much dairy milk chocolate as I can get in the budget. That’ll do. X Perfect! " Can you feed me it sis? | |||
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"My wish for Santa is to keep his pishy day to at least December Or one of those inflatable butt plugs from Wish. " Groot! Finally! Someone agrees with me! They do look fun! (Remember, you think I'm adorable and find it hilarious that I did that) | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company That sounds nice I'd like that too please Santa Santa can't give you that though.... I think days like that are the Christmas fairy's domain. I'll ask. But you've got £8.89 from Santa. Go nuts lovely!" Well Santa's a bit rubbish isn't he! I'll donate my £8.89 to give to someone else thats wants stuff. I have enough stuff. | |||
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"I think id like some squirty cream, strawberries and some of that caramel/choc sauce you drizzle on ice cream.. " Strawberries??!! In flipping December? Come on woman. You live in Devon. You know that's the wrong time of year for the best ones! | |||
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"Brock O’Hurn with nothing but a bow in his long flowing locks If he's charging less than £8.89 I'll have one too" I’m sure we could knock him down | |||
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"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell. " | |||
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"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please " Oh Matterhorn..... you don't even need Santa for that. Remind me to send you pictures | |||
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"A new notebook for my writing please Santa, mines nearly full. If it has a sugar skull on the front it would be even better A sugar skull you say? Santa has taken note...... " Is Santa still annoyed with the skulls? | |||
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"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell. " I lost someone recently. I hear you. Big hugs. | |||
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"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell. " Santa is sadly not that magic. If and only | |||
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"Are we really talking Christmas?! Ok... can I just have as much dairy milk chocolate as I can get in the budget. That’ll do. X Perfect! Can you feed me it sis? " Obvs..... in the elf outfit? | |||
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"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell. Santa is sadly not that magic. If and only" I wish too . I miss my Mum | |||
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"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please Oh Matterhorn..... you don't even need Santa for that. Remind me to send you pictures " Alright then, a Make-Your-Own-Baubles kit and then I'll collect some pictures from close Fab friends Puppies and puppies are always welcome Posh | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company That sounds nice I'd like that too please Santa Santa can't give you that though.... I think days like that are the Christmas fairy's domain. I'll ask. But you've got £8.89 from Santa. Go nuts lovely! Well Santa's a bit rubbish isn't he! I'll donate my £8.89 to give to someone else thats wants stuff. I have enough stuff. " I'll take it! There's a pair of knickers I fancied..... hence the very exact amount I quoted! Thank you kindly pretty lady..... | |||
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"Brock O’Hurn with nothing but a bow in his long flowing locks If he's charging less than £8.89 I'll have one too I’m sure we could knock him down " And 2 for 1 maybe | |||
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"A new notebook for my writing please Santa, mines nearly full. If it has a sugar skull on the front it would be even better A sugar skull you say? Santa has taken note...... Is Santa still annoyed with the skulls? " Santa makes notebooks..... | |||
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"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell. I lost someone recently. I hear you. Big hugs." | |||
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"What I wouod really love for Christmas money can't buy I wouod LOVE to have one last day with my mum, I wasn't with her the day she left this world, and that hurts like hell. Santa is sadly not that magic. If and only I wish too . I miss my Mum " | |||
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"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please Oh Matterhorn..... you don't even need Santa for that. Remind me to send you pictures Alright then, a Make-Your-Own-Baubles kit and then I'll collect some pictures from close Fab friends Puppies and puppies are always welcome Posh " I didn't even mean puppies..... I make awesome baubles (Not actually trying to sell anything admin, just showing off) | |||
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"We don't do shitmas. So I just hope all the people I care about have a nice day I will be on the beach Lu " I read between the lines. A Wish inflatable butt plug for you too, you say? Done! | |||
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"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns.... " Hmmm, not sure they'd go with my tartan long Johns, pipe and woolie jumper | |||
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"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please " Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits | |||
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"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns.... Hmmm, not sure they'd go with my tartan long Johns, pipe and woolie jumper " They will. Because I'm helping Santa out and you've got the matching unicorn flat cap too | |||
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"I'd like a friend with benefits, please santa, " There's plenty of people out there ON benefits... almost the same. Haha | |||
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"I'd like a friend with benefits, please santa, " If that costs less than £8.89 I think there are a few people who want to know where from..... | |||
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"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits " I have craft skills! | |||
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"We don't do shitmas. So I just hope all the people I care about have a nice day I will be on the beach Lu I read between the lines. A Wish inflatable butt plug for you too, you say? Done!" You're such a pervert... We have several buttplugs... We want a double ender... | |||
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"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits " Posh does crafty stuff | |||
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"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits I have craft skills! " Did someone say fleshlight baubles? | |||
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"889 1p sweets Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? " 444 and a half 2 p sweets | |||
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"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits I have craft skills! Did someone say fleshlight baubles? " I was thinking my tits and arse, I don't want plaster up there | |||
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"I'll take some novelty pornographic baubles please Right. I need someone with craft skills in a bubble I'm making so we can take moulds of my bits I have craft skills! Did someone say fleshlight baubles? I was thinking my tits and arse, I don't want plaster up there " You say that like your arse wouldn't work | |||
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"We don't do shitmas. So I just hope all the people I care about have a nice day I will be on the beach Lu I read between the lines. A Wish inflatable butt plug for you too, you say? Done! You're such a pervert... We have several buttplugs... We want a double ender... " I'm sure Santa can do that..... He did for me | |||
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"We don't do shitmas. So I just hope all the people I care about have a nice day I will be on the beach Lu I read between the lines. A Wish inflatable butt plug for you too, you say? Done! You're such a pervert... We have several buttplugs... We want a double ender... I'm sure Santa can do that..... He did for me " | |||
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"A job " You can be an elf | |||
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"889 1p sweets Good call.... except I thought 1p sweets were now about 5p each? 444 and a half 2 p sweets" They do 2p sweets?! | |||
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"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns.... Hmmm, not sure they'd go with my tartan long Johns, pipe and woolie jumper They will. Because I'm helping Santa out and you've got the matching unicorn flat cap too " A new hat as well for my collection!! it must be Christmas or something | |||
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"A pair of cosy slippers will do me fine Good call! I can see you in fluffy ones shaped like unicorns.... Hmmm, not sure they'd go with my tartan long Johns, pipe and woolie jumper They will. Because I'm helping Santa out and you've got the matching unicorn flat cap too A new hat as well for my collection!! it must be Christmas or something " Exactly | |||
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"Earworm time https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo I'm not sorry " I'm not looking..... I dread to think! | |||
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"City will be happy that his usage of * (as started by the amazing person who brought fora in to popular use) is a thing now. So for £8.99 I'd like some black garlic, fresh prawns and decent linguine. Oh and chillies. And then I'd make one of my partner's an amazing meal whilst he sings Grease 2 to me. With the left over change I'd like to get a mint chocolate kitkat because my fiance is addicted to them and he can munch that whilst I give him a blowjob. Win for me and them. " Oh Meli! Excellent use of the Santa money! And I love an *. They're rather handy | |||
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"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it. I'm groaning. And not in a good way. Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance" You won’t have time to groan, as he’ll have been and gone before you know it. Typical man I hear you say. | |||
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"If i get a couple of Christmas stockings for £8.89, can i have some fab women fill them " I hope so. Damn you guys are ruthless. | |||
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"A typically Christmas plant... Christmas Cactus (pretty indestructible too) please £5 in Tesco " Oh DC, that's a sensible plan. And they are so pretty too! | |||
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"World peace " For £8.89? Which lawyers are you using? | |||
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"A bulletproof vest " Not sure an £8.89 bulletproof vest us something I would trust.... | |||
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"£8.89 worth of wham bars please. " Aren't they about 50p each now? Which if it's true is depressing. | |||
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"The long sleep " As in THE long sleep? Or the book, film or album? | |||
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"A bulletproof vest Not sure an £8.89 bulletproof vest us something I would trust.... " From you guys hell yeah it will worth every penny but love all round | |||
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"I wouldn’t bother this year as he”ll probably be in ICE-solation Sorry couldn’t help it. I'm groaning. And not in a good way. Santa isn't affected by Covid. Except he has to social distance You won’t have time to groan, as he’ll have been and gone before you know it. Typical man I hear you say. " I don't know about that.... | |||
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"If i get a couple of Christmas stockings for £8.89, can i have some fab women fill them " Now you're thinking.... good call that man. Reel in the laydeez with your present! | |||
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"Earworm time https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo I'm not sorry I'm not looking..... I dread to think!" Mariah | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company " Just had 3 weeks of that and still want more. Call me greedy | |||
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"Earworm time https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo I'm not sorry I'm not looking..... I dread to think! Mariah " I'm glad i didn't fall for that. I hate that song even in December. In October I think it would make my ears bleed | |||
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"Earworm time https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo I'm not sorry I'm not looking..... I dread to think! Mariah I'm glad i didn't fall for that. I hate that song even in December. In October I think it would make my ears bleed " I didn't even open it myself. I hate it too. | |||
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"I'm going to say get a box of top trumps. I can play with the kids we like the dangerous animals generally. And omg wouldn't it be amazing but slightly weird to have a fab version of top trumps?" That would be amazing..... the fab version I mean. And yet weird is also accurate.... And I like your Santa gift too! I haven't played in years and years! | |||
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"Daim bars please, Santa. " Mini or regular? You know at Christmas they do mini orange ones.... | |||
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"Just make my bike start after a week of not using it " Santa can't really help unless a fix is under £8.89.... but I hope it starts. | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company Just had 3 weeks of that and still want more. Call me greedy " You're greedy But I find when I've had it, I want it so much more. Santa still can't help there though I'm afraid.... Again, I shall add it to the requests for the Christmas fairy. | |||
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"Earworm time https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo I'm not sorry I'm not looking..... I dread to think! Mariah I'm glad i didn't fall for that. I hate that song even in December. In October I think it would make my ears bleed I didn't even open it myself. I hate it too." That's not very self caring to post it then! | |||
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"Earworm time https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo I'm not sorry I'm not looking..... I dread to think! Mariah I'm glad i didn't fall for that. I hate that song even in December. In October I think it would make my ears bleed I didn't even open it myself. I hate it too. That's not very self caring to post it then!" | |||
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"Jelly babies " I'll even add a couple of extra bags just from me Taff | |||
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"A copy of Fiesta magazine and a Snickers. " Will you have enough spare after the magazine?! | |||
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"A simple thing that costs nothing... a day snuggled on the sofa with someone, chatting, laughing, watching a movie and just enjoying each other’s company Just had 3 weeks of that and still want more. Call me greedy " Greedy is good | |||
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"My nana on Christmas day, only thing that could bring the magic back since it was lost. " | |||
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"My nana on Christmas day, only thing that could bring the magic back since it was lost. That or there's these cute wee elf costume I could get for Pig the cat." First... I feel you. Second.... yay! Santa can help with that one! | |||
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"I want Ottolenghi's new cook book.. But if santa only has £9 it'll take me 4 years ffs " Maybe 2 years..... people tend to sell even the most amazing cookbooks cheaper second hand after Christmas after all! But I want that. So badly | |||
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"Santa is in lockdown this year." Nope. Santa is free to travel. Essential worker and he stays socially distant from everyone anyway | |||
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"Sex please " Ok. But from Santa with the allocated £8.89? | |||
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"An original kenwood chef. New job New home " For £8.89?? Lottery ticket maybe? | |||
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"The lady I would like is worth way more than £8.89 " Santa doesn't do that sort of gift I'll chat to the Christmas fairy for you.... | |||
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