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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats yours?

Mines my dumpy tree trunk legs with my hugee thighs. urghhh anyone got some long toned slender ones going spare i could borrow?? Lol

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

As you rightly describe your figure ... Fabulous - hard to disagree, so I won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be my stomach..I would really love a nice toned one, so I'm off to do some crunches..have a nice day guys..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stomach even in my skinnier days never liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My stomach even in my skinnier days never liked it"

come and join me for crunches..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very glad to say I dont have a worst feature...

Its equally bad all over...

*on lookout for sympathy shag...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mouth... it keeps eating bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of mine could do with improvement, but my biggest urgh has always been me inner thighs. They're a bit squidgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mouth... it keeps eating bacon "

pmsl..nearly spat my coffee everywhere...love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very glad to say I dont have a worst feature...

Its equally bad all over...

*on lookout for sympathy shag...*

"

haha euro if no one else offers in an hour ill take one for the team.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrrrr my wobbly tummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very glad to say I dont have a worst feature...

Its equally bad all over...

*on lookout for sympathy shag...*

haha euro if no one else offers in an hour ill take one for the team.. lol"

One can only admire your selfless generosity...

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham


"My mouth... it keeps eating bacon "

LOOOOOOOL! Probably mine too then..but its cakes and choccy for me!

Resulting belly.....urghhhhh

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I just wish I was taller

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just wish I was taller"

being short rocks

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

My conk is a bit too big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" My conk is a bit too big.

"

had to read that twice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines by stomach, i really hate it, its always reminds me of a deflated balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely my tummy, sure I've got a six pack with all the crunches just need a tummy tuck and liposuction now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my hump.. wooden leg.. crappy wig.. glass eye AND to top it off, the mahoosive boils on my fanny..

I'm gonna start a "why can't I get a meet" thread

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By *aulEverhardMan
over a year ago

liverpool

You sound like my kinda woman choc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actualy you shouldnt realy mention what you think is your worst body feature.

Nothing wrong with saying you would like to have longer legs or something, but you should be happy with what you have got.

When you mention things you dont like about yourself it can make people notice them and think maybe you are right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit

and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !

sometimes genetics can be so cruel

shag anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit

and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !

sometimes genetics can be so cruel

shag anyone ? "

well euro didnt get back to me, so im free

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Tain

read my profile and work out which is the worst part of me! I think I'm terrible all round, for starters I'm short, round and orange with sticky up ears.!

(sympathy shags welcome)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit

and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !

sometimes genetics can be so cruel

shag anyone ?

well euro didnt get back to me, so im free "

ach you have to watch that one

he's all talk

come 'ere n pucker up

MWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

When you mention things you dont like about yourself it can make people notice them and think maybe you are right."

i am right, my belly does look like a deflated balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit

and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !

sometimes genetics can be so cruel

shag anyone ? "

Yes but do you smell nice and wear bright colours.

My hubbys got big bushy eyebrows a kid said to him, how did you get your eyebrows to grow like that?

He has got lots of hairs growing out of his ears and nose as well.

Doesnt bother me at all.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think my worst body feature is my liver. I could do with an extra big one so I could drink more wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hairy legs - well not to hiary but i cant stand them and its not so easy for us fellas to have waxing every other month and god its stings lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit

and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !

sometimes genetics can be so cruel

shag anyone ?

well euro didnt get back to me, so im free "

Ahem...

See... I respond and... *sigh*

Furtles forlornly back to the fens to start a "look at me thread" before throwing himself under a stationary bus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the worst is also my best feature and thats the stretch marks on my belly hate them so much but a every day reminder of my beautiful children xxx

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I used to be a sturdy bird. Seven stones lighter, I now have skin that won't ping back but hey, what the hell, I get lots and lots of naked fun

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im far far from perfect, but im happy with myself, i love my belly, its unique. Looks like a deflated balloon and turns itself inwards and disappears into my belly button. I used to hate my gap in my teeth but now i got that fixed. Change what you dont like about yourself and if you cant change it make the most of it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"short legs, fat belly, too hairy, bald head, eyes that don't work, ears and nose that have started to sprout hairs and feet like a hobbit

and that's before we get on to the need for the flannel !

sometimes genetics can be so cruel

shag anyone ?

Yes but do you smell nice and wear bright colours.

My hubbys got big bushy eyebrows a kid said to him, how did you get your eyebrows to grow like that?

He has got lots of hairs growing out of his ears and nose as well.

Doesnt bother me at all. "

I do jays with a nose and ear razor although there not coming out of his nose. Why do older guys loose hair on their head and spout it from everywhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is my tummy, it is very flabby and I don't like it at all. My OH says its a nice soft and squidgy tummy, it doesn't make it sound any better.

I am glad though that my legs are ok. Alright I have big thighs but I've always been worried about my legs putting weight on so the ankle is the same width as the thighs, I wouldn't like that so I'd rather stick to the flabby tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My upper arms the them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My upper arms the them! "

i quite like my arms, i work in a ware house so do a lot of heavy lifting for hours a night so they are toned and quite muscular my kids say i have mans arms lol just need to learn to lift with my belly now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just recently lost 2 stone to up my confidence, although i exercise a full upper body lift would be helpful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My upper arms the them!

i quite like my arms, i work in a ware house so do a lot of heavy lifting for hours a night so they are toned and quite muscular my kids say i have mans arms lol just need to learn to lift with my belly now "

Belly dancing is good so they say, not tried it myself though, think i will stick with the crunches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like my kinda woman choc. "

oh I say!!! I'll woodworm protect the leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My upper arms the them!

i quite like my arms, i work in a ware house so do a lot of heavy lifting for hours a night so they are toned and quite muscular my kids say i have mans arms lol just need to learn to lift with my belly now "

I'll sit on your belly and you try to lift me lol

I don't like my feet. I hide them from everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stomach, 3 kids all by c sections has left it with a slight overhang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want bigger boobs!! 34B although they fit my body size Id love luscious 34D's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My stomach, 3 kids all by c sections has left it with a slight overhang "

same here i have had 3 sections too, i was told that your belly dont shrink back like when you have a natural birth and how right they was

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


" My conk is a bit too big.

had to read that twice lol"

Well, put your glasses back on then.

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

My legs are too thin. Oh, and I wish I had a bigger willy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...

IV read somewhere...

That women burn many more cals when riding on top!

Who's for a 'woman on top" week??

Ride em gal.

Better than crunches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want bigger boobs!! 34B although they fit my body size Id love luscious 34D's "

I would like very small ones, then i wouldnt have to wear a bra all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs..halved in size since giving birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not going to comment cos I'll be here all day .... but needless to say ... I think we all do too much of this ... what we'd change, what we hate......

BUT ..... you have to love yourself as you are, be confident with your body because it's confidence that's sexy as hell ragardless of our shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not going to comment cos I'll be here all day .... but needless to say ... I think we all do too much of this ... what we'd change, what we hate......

BUT ..... you have to love yourself as you are, be confident with your body because it's confidence that's sexy as hell ragardless of our shape.

"

Very true...I just wish I had some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stomach all that beer in my rugby days did me no favours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I had a bigger cock.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"mines by stomach, i really hate it, its always reminds me of a deflated balloon "

You don't need to worry unless it's an air balloon

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By *ubbliciousWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

This really made me think. And I'm not sure that I actually have an area I dislike the most! I am not a massive fan of my upper arms, belly, spare tyre or arse, but I don't really dislike them. That said, I can't think of what my favourite body part or area would be either. I must just be ambivalent about my whole physical body!

So on the note of un-physical atributes, I'd say my strength of character is my worst feature, as well as my best feature!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This 10" x 8" thick cock that works at the click of a finger that I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tummy I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my lil tum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with you on this one !

Id love to be taller

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton


"My boobs..halved in size since giving birth. "

There is absolutely nothing wrong with them based on your pictures!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My upper arms the them!

i quite like my arms, i work in a ware house so do a lot of heavy lifting for hours a night so they are toned and quite muscular my kids say i have mans arms lol just need to learn to lift with my belly now

I'll sit on your belly and you try to lift me lol

"

will you be naked while im doing this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My face ! "

think we need evidence to pass judgment

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