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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-(" What is this belt news | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket " Now I just want to cover you in gravy | |||
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"Evenin Jim, I tried my best last night when you wasn't here, but it just flopped like a horses cock! Haha " On a toilet? Please say on a toilet... peeping down the u-bend with its willy eye | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket " Meat duvet? | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Now I just want to cover you in gravy " And snaffle me up? | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news " I got someone to buy a leather belt.... | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? " Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape | |||
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"My darlings " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. It's been a funny old night tonight. | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape " That's why I was worried! | |||
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"Evenin Jim, I tried my best last night when you wasn't here, but it just flopped like a horses cock! Haha On a toilet? Please say on a toilet... peeping down the u-bend with its willy eye " More like in the outhouse, the toilet u bend was too thin haha | |||
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"Just a quick good evening before I pop off to bed " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Twisted. I hope you get off soon. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( " Ooh! I got Jim's tongue | |||
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"My darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. It's been a funny old night tonight." It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again | |||
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"Evening Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. | |||
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"My darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. It's been a funny old night tonight. It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again " They don't get much stranger than that one.... | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried!" Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Now I just want to cover you in gravy And snaffle me up? " That’s the best idea. Throw in some apple sauce too | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. " Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket " Hey, snoozie Suzy. | |||
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"Evenin Jim, I tried my best last night when you wasn't here, but it just flopped like a horses cock! Haha " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Panda. It happens sometimes. Smileyface | |||
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"My darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. It's been a funny old night tonight. It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again " All the strange ones hang around IKEA | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. " I got it. You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes? One in each flappage. Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame. Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time. | |||
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"Maybe because I forgot the ©™ bit? Who knows " That might be it. | |||
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"[boxers Removed by poster at 13/10/20 00:51:53 for a sit down tinkle]" Is the horses cock still down there? | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? " I didn't know you speak French. | |||
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"[boxers Removed by poster at 13/10/20 00:51:53 for a sit down tinkle] Is the horses cock still down there? " Think it was taken by peachy | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. I got it. You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes? One in each flappage. Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame. Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time." Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough..... I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. " Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. I got it. You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes? One in each flappage. Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame. Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time." Genius as always. And made me lose my coffee through my nose again . Gonna be a draughty duvet though | |||
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"Perving Curiouscat " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Morningstar. You handsome pervert. | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? I didn't know you speak French." I'm a mystery. Wrapped in an enigma | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. " Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. I got it. You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes? One in each flappage. Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame. Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time. Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough..... I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket " See, now that makes sense.... | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue " | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. I got it. You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes? One in each flappage. Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame. Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time. Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough..... I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket See, now that makes sense...." Once again.... flawless. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue " And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though.... | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching " You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back..... | |||
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"My darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. It's been a funny old night tonight. It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again " This is becoming a weekly occurrence. | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back....." True dat | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though...." You can borrow my mini vibe. It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached. Halloween gimmick gone wrong | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back....." Awwww now im gonna have to get used to wanking with the 'other' hand hahaha | |||
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"Have a kiss back Jim...X...mwah " x | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. " You sound like you're in a flap. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though.... You can borrow my mini vibe. It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached. Halloween gimmick gone wrong " Shit. I thought you'd changed that. But no. I actually put wank. I meant wink | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back..... True dat" But you like your new hook, yeah? | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. You sound like you're in a flap." My bam was boozled | |||
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"Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough..... I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket " BGT needs people like you Peach! | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though.... You can borrow my mini vibe. It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached. Halloween gimmick gone wrong Shit. I thought you'd changed that. But no. I actually put wank. I meant wink " I'm innocent this time | |||
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"My darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. It's been a funny old night tonight. It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again This is becoming a weekly occurrence." There was a bonus proposition on Sunday too. Honestly, Jim. I just dream of a world where I don’t get propositioned by weird, handsome men | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. You sound like you're in a flap. My bam was boozled" Do you remember that on teletext? | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though.... You can borrow my mini vibe. It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached. Halloween gimmick gone wrong Shit. I thought you'd changed that. But no. I actually put wank. I meant wink I'm innocent this time " Annoyingly so am I. Just need to remember to check before posting. Bloody phone changed it | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... " Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back..... True dat But you like your new hook, yeah? " I wanted the rose gold. So no. | |||
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"I'm flitting between the chat rooms " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Faithful. You don't get flitter than a fabswinger swinger. Smileyface | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. You sound like you're in a flap. My bam was boozled Do you remember that on teletext? " OMG I do! | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that " Helps to hold a trouser up | |||
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"I will try again.... SORRY JIM... my nocturnal thread last night wasn't a successful one like yours... will keep it to the professionals next time " No need to apologise. Thanks for giving it a bash. | |||
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"My darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. It's been a funny old night tonight. It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again This is becoming a weekly occurrence. There was a bonus proposition on Sunday too. Honestly, Jim. I just dream of a world where I don’t get propositioned by weird, handsome men " To be fair IKEA can be a very weird and wonderful place full of the wonderful everyday | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up " Of course mine is amazing for that | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. You sound like you're in a flap. My bam was boozled Do you remember that on teletext? " Used to love playing bamboozle! | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that " Are we still on belts? | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back..... True dat But you like your new hook, yeah? I wanted the rose gold. So no." Never bloody happy woman | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? " Well i am | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? " Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section | |||
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"and now the ladt post makes it lookike I was being ignored haha Sorry jimbo, I'm an inpatient bugger! Haha " | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. " I'll help you search. | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. Nooooo don't hide it, i think I may have lost something down there... can i please have a hand searching You want my hand or did you lose your hand? If it was your hand, it's gone to the land of lost hand souls never to be retrieved like the rest that went down there and never came back..... True dat But you like your new hook, yeah? I wanted the rose gold. So no. Never bloody happy woman " I've been pretty bloody happy the last few weeks..... | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section " She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Well i am " Don't even try to pretend I'm the filth meister here! | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section " Why not have both? | |||
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"Still snoozie. This little piglet has just wrapped up in her blanket Meat duvet? Fucking hell woman, my flaps are meaty but they don't double as a cape That's why I was worried! Yeah but now you got me thinking, I could be the real bat-woman. Is it weird that I now am fighting the urge to google how to grow your flaps longer? Not yours yours. Your in general. That made it worse. I got it. You know those ear spacer bar circle things that put saggy holes in yer lobes? One in each flappage. Then.... hang the wet washing on a hanger, insert into flap spacers and do chin ups on the door frame. Keep fit, dry washing AND flap stretch at the same time. Oh, and my point was.... once the flaps are long enough and the spacer holes big enough..... I can simply stick my arms through like an actual sleeveless jacket See, now that makes sense...." Oh yeah, this all makes sense. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on " I have heard that | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on " ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes | |||
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"@Sparkles.... sorry if I was a little crude in my last post to you " It's all good, don't worry | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? " Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. I'll help you search. " You wanna lose you hand too? You people don't seem to fond of your hands | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values " Hell yes. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though...." You're so demanding. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes" Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though.... You're so demanding. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. " Best moment of my night. Thanks Jim. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though.... You can borrow my mini vibe. It's actually my big toe with a couple of electrodes attached. Halloween gimmick gone wrong Shit. I thought you'd changed that. But no. I actually put wank. I meant wink " | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot " Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month. | |||
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"OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all " Night lovely xx | |||
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"OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all " Enjoy your blanket. If you wake up covered in gravy with me nibbling on you, go back to sleep and mind your business | |||
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"My darlings Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. It's been a funny old night tonight. It’s been a funny old day. I had a strange man proposition me in IKEA again This is becoming a weekly occurrence. There was a bonus proposition on Sunday too. Honestly, Jim. I just dream of a world where I don’t get propositioned by weird, handsome men " The struggle is real. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month." Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie? | |||
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"OK, I'm pooped. Sweet dreams all Enjoy your blanket. If you wake up covered in gravy with me nibbling on you, go back to sleep and mind your business " I'll leave some cutlery on the bedside cabinet | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough " I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month. Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie? " Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you! Oi Martyn! Tell her! | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it " Naughty minds etc | |||
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"Evening ladies and gents, on a wheeler dealer marathon tonight " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Muchas. Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me. Smileyface | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc " I'm sweet and innocent, me | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me " And I'm the king of Sheba! | |||
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"I just spotted Alice's cheeky last post on the other thread. *shakes fist*" I'll save you some for tomorrow, na night | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me And I'm the king of Sheba! " Well good evening and why aren't you on your bike your majesty? | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me " It's all lies | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me " | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me And I'm the king of Sheba! Well good evening and why aren't you on your bike your majesty? " God woman why are you sooooo demanding lol Maybe I might take you up on your offer | |||
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"Morning Jim, morning all! How is everyone this morning?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good. How are you tonight? | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me It's all lies " Shhhh.... I nearly had him convinced. Isn't there something about not outing your wife as a pervert in the fab marriage rules? | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month. Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie? Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you! Oi Martyn! Tell her!" Martyn, get your belt out please? | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. I'll help you search. You wanna lose you hand too? You people don't seem to fond of your hands " I'd already changed my mind before getting round to replying to you. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though.... You're so demanding. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Best moment of my night. Thanks Jim. " You're welcome. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me It's all lies Shhhh.... I nearly had him convinced. Isn't there something about not outing your wife as a pervert in the fab marriage rules?" I wouldn't know, they weren't written in sharpie | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me " Like I said to wifey.... don't out your wife as a pervert. Seriously. These fab wives and husbands are hard bloody work | |||
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"Morning Jim, morning all! How is everyone this morning? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good. How are you tonight?" I'm ok. Seems like I arrived at a busy point for you; I was wondering if you and others should book a room somewhere?? | |||
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"Sparkles, I know its lies, no woman would want me recently... im only good for the knackers yard haha Sorry _otsoposh... unless you wanna be my personal nurse " Will you still have a belt and the bike? | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. I'll help you search. You wanna lose you hand too? You people don't seem to fond of your hands I'd already changed my mind before getting round to replying to you." You wanna put something else down there instead? | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month. Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie? Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you! Oi Martyn! Tell her! Martyn, get your belt out please? " Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave | |||
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"Sparkles, I know its lies, no woman would want me recently... im only good for the knackers yard haha Sorry _otsoposh... unless you wanna be my personal nurse Will you still have a belt and the bike? " I thought you waa supplying the belt... you can come on the back of the bike anytime | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeevening all you lovely people! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, lovely Honeymonster. Smileyface | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me Like I said to wifey.... don't out your wife as a pervert. Seriously. These fab wives and husbands are hard bloody work" Well then dont be a pervert and there would be nothing to out you for | |||
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"Jim, have you settled down after the fluffle fact? Because I haven’t. " Can i get you a fluffle | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( Ooh! I got Jim's tongue And yet still no good evening. I'm crying real tears. The wank makes it slightly better though.... You're so demanding. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. Best moment of my night. Thanks Jim. You're welcome." I feel welcome..... | |||
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"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E " Hope you feel better soon | |||
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"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E " Oh no thats not good. I hope you are ok bless ya sending massive hugs X | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month. Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie? Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you! Oi Martyn! Tell her! Martyn, get your belt out please? Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave " Now who's not playing fair | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me Like I said to wifey.... don't out your wife as a pervert. Seriously. These fab wives and husbands are hard bloody work Well then dont be a pervert and there would be nothing to out you for " Don't try and logic your way out of this.... | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me It's all lies Shhhh.... I nearly had him convinced. Isn't there something about not outing your wife as a pervert in the fab marriage rules? I wouldn't know, they weren't written in sharpie " They're in triplicate coming by carrier pigeon | |||
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"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E " Oh no big hugs lovely xx | |||
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"Morning Jim, morning all! How is everyone this morning? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good. How are you tonight? I'm ok. Seems like I arrived at a busy point for you; I was wondering if you and others should book a room somewhere?? " | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month. Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie? Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you! Oi Martyn! Tell her! Martyn, get your belt out please? Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave Now who's not playing fair " Put the sharpie away and you can have the belt | |||
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"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E " Oh no, KC! Not good news at all. Hopefully they can get you in tomorrow How are you? How is the biggest kid, he was in A&E not too long ago? How is the vagina? | |||
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"ohhhh _otsoposh I don't mess with married ladies... looks like the bike ride is off " Fab married isn't the same. I also have a fab boyfriend, sister and brother... I'm collecting family. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month. Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie? Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you! Oi Martyn! Tell her! Martyn, get your belt out please? Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave Now who's not playing fair Put the sharpie away and you can have the belt " Knew I could rely on you.... | |||
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"ohhhh _otsoposh I don't mess with married ladies... looks like the bike ride is off Fab married isn't the same. I also have a fab boyfriend, sister and brother... I'm collecting family. " Look... am I getting on my bloody bike or what???? Hehe | |||
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"Morning Jim, morning all! How is everyone this morning? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm good. How are you tonight? I'm ok. Seems like I arrived at a busy point for you; I was wondering if you and others should book a room somewhere?? " I'll just sit back and enjoy from the sidelines! BTW, I have some leather belts available if anyone is interested?? | |||
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"Jim, have you settled down after the fluffle fact? Because I haven’t. Only just, it took many cups of tea." It’s those little facts that make my heart smile. | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section Why not have both? Both is good... but can i test the belt for it's whipping values Hell yes. Christ... Devon is a bit of a drive, if you make me a coffee when I get there I will see what the belt is like! Hehe Deal. And it's not *that* far. You can get anywhere in 10 mins if you go fast enough I will get the bike out... its quicker than the car You can even use me as a personal vibrator when I get there... due to the shaking of the bike of course haha To be fair.... I was thinking it Naughty minds etc I'm sweet and innocent, me It's all lies Shhhh.... I nearly had him convinced. Isn't there something about not outing your wife as a pervert in the fab marriage rules? I wouldn't know, they weren't written in sharpie They're in triplicate coming by carrier pigeon" Is that what the bunch of feathers and paper is in my yard? It got knocked out of flight because a horse was waving around it's massive cock after freeing it from the toilet. | |||
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"ohhhh _otsoposh I don't mess with married ladies... looks like the bike ride is off Fab married isn't the same. I also have a fab boyfriend, sister and brother... I'm collecting family. Look... am I getting on my bloody bike or what???? Hehe " Yes. I want a ride | |||
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"Totally feel like you don't love me now Jim.... just saying ;-( What is this belt news I got someone to buy a leather belt.... Oh really oooo bow i bet you are rather excited about that Helps to hold a trouser up Of course mine is amazing for that Are we still on belts? Thought they would be off by now... down to the lingerie section She tends to just run around knickerless, sometimes she has shoes on ^^not true. I don't run. I don't like black eyes Okay, correction, she struts and bends over.....a lot Complaints must be in writing to the address in my profile in triplicate signed by 4 upstanding members of the community by the close of business on the first of the month. Can I just write it on your arse in sharpie? Fucks sake woman. No sharpie. It's like an obsession with you! Oi Martyn! Tell her! Martyn, get your belt out please? Dont get me involved in this or i will just take my belt away from you both so behave Now who's not playing fair Put the sharpie away and you can have the belt " okay, okay, I've put it away | |||
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"Hello again everyone. Just out of A&E after 6.5hrs. Looks like I have a blood clot, have to go back for a scan in the morning or on Weds. This place is normal compared to A&E " Fingers crossed it all goes ok for you! But, you must be nuts if you say this place is normal compared to A&E! | |||
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"Evening Jim Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sparkles and your cleavage. Think I need to put the cleavage away, I keep loosing things down there. I'll help you search. You wanna lose you hand too? You people don't seem to fond of your hands I'd already changed my mind before getting round to replying to you. You wanna put something else down there instead? " | |||
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