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"I give up, no one on this bloody site wants me. No matter what I say, feel, do. I am genuine I try and chat and it’s a nightmare to get a reply without verification or a billion photos. I should probably but up some face pic publicly or a profile pic I’m sure but I write quite detailed messages and nothing ever comes back. No one likes me I give up ??" Don't give up. | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. " This actually made me laugh so damn hard 
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. " Really??? Ffs ... 3 twice a day here. Cant imagine 9 weeks! | |||
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"I give up, no one on this bloody site wants me. No matter what I say, feel, do. I am genuine I try and chat and it’s a nightmare to get a reply without verification or a billion photos. I should probably but up some face pic publicly or a profile pic I’m sure but I write quite detailed messages and nothing ever comes back. No one likes me I give up ??" You've not been here long and also during a time when most people aren't meeting, you have next to no information on my profile and 3 photos, 2 of which are of your cock. There are hundreds of threads on improving your profile, use the search function to find them, read them and take notes | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Really??? Ffs ... 3 twice a day here. Cant imagine 9 weeks!" Was like that scene out of Alien when it broke free. | |||
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My advice would be to put up a few face pics, make the cock pics friends only, and put a bit more about yourself on your profile. You’ve been posting on the forums, that’s a good thing, keep doing that and people will start to take notice. | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. " Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha | |||
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"I do know how you feel OP. I've been in here for quite some time. I am polite, i never hound anyone. I am super polite. I don't have face pictures public due to my work. But am always halpy to send to anyone, should the need aruse. I yet to get 1 single reply to a message. Don't give up" And it seems that i can't spell this evening haha | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. This actually made me laugh so damn hard
Sorry Kyle, the lady is right. Patience is a virtue. "I'm hoping Kyle laughed too | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. "
Kyle, it takes time, be active on the forums, and have a little patience, there are loads of great people on here  | |||
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"I do know how you feel OP. I've been in here for quite some time. I am polite, i never hound anyone. I am super polite. I don't have face pictures public due to my work. But am always halpy to send to anyone, should the need aruse. I yet to get 1 single reply to a message. Don't give up And it seems that i can't spell this evening haha" Yep I send face pics with every message but can’t have one on profile | |||
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"I give up, no one on this bloody site wants me. No matter what I say, feel, do. I am genuine I try and chat and it’s a nightmare to get a reply without verification or a billion photos. I should probably but up some face pic publicly or a profile pic I’m sure but I write quite detailed messages and nothing ever comes back. No one likes me I give up ??" Cue Kate Bush | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. " What happened to tea & sympathy for poor Kyle?  | |||
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"I do know how you feel OP. I've been in here for quite some time. I am polite, i never hound anyone. I am super polite. I don't have face pictures public due to my work. But am always halpy to send to anyone, should the need aruse. I yet to get 1 single reply to a message. Don't give up And it seems that i can't spell this evening haha Yep I send face pics with every message but can’t have one on profile" If you send face photos with every message, why not have one on your profile? It’s a little sceptical, personally if someone doesn’t have a face photo in the public photos at least, I’m always a little skeptic | |||
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"I do know how you feel OP. I've been in here for quite some time. I am polite, i never hound anyone. I am super polite. I don't have face pictures public due to my work. But am always halpy to send to anyone, should the need aruse. I yet to get 1 single reply to a message. Don't give up And it seems that i can't spell this evening haha Yep I send face pics with every message but can’t have one on profile If you send face photos with every message, why not have one on your profile? It’s a little sceptical, personally if someone doesn’t have a face photo in the public photos at least, I’m always a little skeptic" Because I can chose who I send them to but if it’s up and someone I know sees it that’s not ok | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha" Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* | |||
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Here's the secret: speak to lots of people, about interests you share, and don't be a dick.
(And don't meet during a pandemic plz) | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. " | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. What happened to tea & sympathy for poor Kyle? "Because...... Kyle killed Kenny and that shit doesn't get forgotten  | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct*" I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct*" ONS are gonna update stats soon Theyve been a tad busy | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. What happened to tea & sympathy for poor Kyle?
Because...... Kyle killed Kenny and that shit doesn't get forgotten "Haha! That wasn’t this Kyles fault. Go on. Promise you’ll tug him off to cheer him up. X | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* ONS are gonna update stats soon Theyve been a tad busy" “Next slide please” “no back a slide” | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. What happened to tea & sympathy for poor Kyle?
Because...... Kyle killed Kenny and that shit doesn't get forgotten "You bastard | |||
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"I give up, no one on this bloody site wants me. No matter what I say, feel, do. I am genuine I try and chat and it’s a nightmare to get a reply without verification or a billion photos. I should probably but up some face pic publicly or a profile pic I’m sure but I write quite detailed messages and nothing ever comes back. No one likes me I give up ??" Maybe your approach is wrong? I've been here 3 weeks and already been verified, and also making friends via the forums. Don't expect to meet anyone for sex this year, it won't happen... if that's what your here for, then forget it.  | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? " Lies, damn lies, and statistics | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? " Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet | |||
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"If you been here before too then you should realise nothing changes. As your text says been here before in the past. Single males struggle. Single women struggle. Its not a quick turn over here. Very slow. I like slow. " In what Fab universe do single women struggle on here?  | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* ONS are gonna update stats soon Theyve been a tad busy “Next slide please” “no back a slide”" See.... now that was funny! Go on Kyle, I think we just found your loophole. You're a funny fucker
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet " I plead the fifth  but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet "  | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* ONS are gonna update stats soon Theyve been a tad busy “Next slide please” “no back a slide” See.... now that was funny! Go on Kyle, I think we just found your loophole. You're a funny fucker
Welcome to the giggly side of life "Haha cheers | |||
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"If you been here before too then you should realise nothing changes. As your text says been here before in the past. Single males struggle. Single women struggle. Its not a quick turn over here. Very slow. I like slow. In what Fab universe do single women struggle on here? "Different sort of struggle | |||
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"If you been here before too then you should realise nothing changes. As your text says been here before in the past. Single males struggle. Single women struggle. Its not a quick turn over here. Very slow. I like slow. In what Fab universe do single women struggle on here?
Different sort of struggle"
I can imagine you have to deal with a lot of dickheads and time wasters | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck "Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie.  after a dairylea dunker lunch | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch "I’m more of a sandwiches cut into triangles with the crust cut off kinda guy | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch "I prefer a lunchable after my wedgies thank you very much  | |||
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"If you been here before too then you should realise nothing changes. As your text says been here before in the past. Single males struggle. Single women struggle. Its not a quick turn over here. Very slow. I like slow. In what Fab universe do single women struggle on here? "I'll show ya some day. Your balls will leg it way deep up into your tummy then your brain will explode. It's a whole different fab world when you're cursed with a clunge | |||
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"If you been here before too then you should realise nothing changes. As your text says been here before in the past. Single males struggle. Single women struggle. Its not a quick turn over here. Very slow. I like slow. In what Fab universe do single women struggle on here?
I'll show ya some day. Your balls will leg it way deep up into your tummy then your brain will explode. It's a whole different fab world when you're cursed with a clunge " | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch
I’m more of a sandwiches cut into triangles with the crust cut off kinda guy"Ohhhhh the memories. My womb is getting all bloaty and my protective instincts kicking in. | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch
I prefer a lunchable after my wedgies thank you very much "Ohhhhhhhhhhh, private school wanker eh? | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch
I’m more of a sandwiches cut into triangles with the crust cut off kinda guy
Ohhhhh the memories.
My womb is getting all bloaty and my protective instincts kicking in."Not the conversation I expected to get to fab, but it’s been a tough day so I’ll take it protect away | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. " I would see the doctor about that. Not this doctor though | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch
I’m more of a sandwiches cut into triangles with the crust cut off kinda guy
Ohhhhh the memories.
My womb is getting all bloaty and my protective instincts kicking in."Haha you gonna come and look after me? | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch
I prefer a lunchable after my wedgies thank you very much
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, private school wanker eh? "I replied to the wrong message
I stole em from the kids I gave wedgies too if you must know | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch
I’m more of a sandwiches cut into triangles with the crust cut off kinda guy
Ohhhhh the memories.
My womb is getting all bloaty and my protective instincts kicking in.
Not the conversation I expected to get to fab, but it’s been a tough day so I’ll take it protect away "As one of my videos explains..... expect nothing
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch
I’m more of a sandwiches cut into triangles with the crust cut off kinda guy
Ohhhhh the memories.
My womb is getting all bloaty and my protective instincts kicking in.
Haha you gonna come and look after me?"Hell no, I'll pat you on the head from a safe distance and maybe do the mum-run on sports day. I can't contain my competitive streak | |||
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"I give up, no one on this bloody site wants me. No matter what I say, feel, do. I am genuine I try and chat and it’s a nightmare to get a reply without verification or a billion photos. I should probably but up some face pic publicly or a profile pic I’m sure but I write quite detailed messages and nothing ever comes back. No one likes me I give up ??" May I ask your motive for this post ? | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch
I prefer a lunchable after my wedgies thank you very much
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, private school wanker eh?
I replied to the wrong message
I stole em from the kids I gave wedgies too if you must know "Much better. | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. I would see the doctor about that. Not this doctor though "it'd take me more than 9 weeks to walk it to ya anyway, I'd have dropped the bastard by then | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* I can confirm these stats. I’m a statistician you can trust me, who would lie on the internet? Someone who wants to warm their blue frosty balls between my meat duvet I plead the fifth but I don’t quite match your age range so I won’t be pushing my luck
Play your cards right kiddo and I may give you a wedgie. after a dairylea dunker lunch
I prefer a lunchable after my wedgies thank you very much
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, private school wanker eh?
I replied to the wrong message
I stole em from the kids I gave wedgies too if you must know
Much better. "I tend not to delve too deep into profiles that aren’t in my age range, maybe I’ll have to take a peek at those videos after all if you’re offering me a wedgie | |||
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"When do we get to the meat fridge?!" isn't that a cunting abattoir?
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"As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half... *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct*" Literally going to use this as a citation in future! | |||
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"When do we get to the meat fridge?! isn't that a cunting abattoir?
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"As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half... *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* Literally going to use this as a citation in future! " I honestly don't blame ya. Flawless. | |||
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"When do we get to the meat fridge?! isn't that a cunting abattoir?
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Oh meat duvet excuse me "Yeahhhhhhh we don't. I'm actually a proper frigid bitter old nag who has the libido of a castrated goat on sleeping pills. I'm just here to post photos, spread joy and ear wax and put people in their rightful shoebox when they speak out of turn | |||
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"See Kyle, 31 mins of a thread running and you've already had a laugh. Manage you're expectations buttercup and you'll find joy where you least expected "Cheers | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money "Make sure you look down..... I've tied your laces together | |||
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"Oh Kyle Oh you. Hey " Don’t give up buddy. Put some effort in, and the world is your oyster | |||
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"Oh Kyle Oh you. Hey Don’t give up buddy. Put some effort in, and the world is your oyster " I have to admit I check your profile a lot. Love your photos! | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together "Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you. I’ll get you next time | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time "Made me laugh  Touchè | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè "Now I’m actually off to bed. I’ll drop you a message in about...5 years? See ya there | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè "So I post about not finding a connection and someone else gets in there on the post. Couldn’t make it up
I kid. Actually what a laugh | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè
Now I’m actually off to bed. I’ll drop you a message in about...5 years? See ya there "I'll ride into your dream on pegasus and throw a conker at your head. I'm so thoughtful | |||
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"Don’t give up OP. If there is any consolation I’ve been struggling on here for ages but that is the nature of in in here and of course preferences All I can say is when you least expect it something will happen " Ducking hell if you’re struggling mate what hope so is chubby fucks have haha | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè
So I post about not finding a connection and someone else gets in there on the post. Couldn’t make it up
I kid. Actually what a laugh "Forums are for a laugh champ, if you’ve read her profile I’m not quite her age range, and she’s mainly here for forums, just have a laugh here | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè
Now I’m actually off to bed. I’ll drop you a message in about...5 years? See ya there
I'll ride into your dream on pegasus and throw a conker at your head.
I'm so thoughtful "I should be so lucky | |||
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"I’ve sent couples and females compliments Not asking to meet them Most just delete can’t be bothered to say thanks Not asking much really Why can’t females and couples accept a compliment " Well you can’t expect everyone to wanna fuck you or reply just for being nice. That’s just a bit creepy but I do get what you mean it’s crazy hooow many messages you can send you’d think law of averages would mean you’d get a hit here and there | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè
So I post about not finding a connection and someone else gets in there on the post. Couldn’t make it up
I kid. Actually what a laugh "We're just having a giggle Kyle, come on, I'll set up a tea party with my care bears and little ponies. You can be banker but no cheating. I actually could annihilate a game of cluedo. | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè
So I post about not finding a connection and someone else gets in there on the post. Couldn’t make it up
I kid. Actually what a laugh
Forums are for a laugh champ, if you’ve read her profile I’m not quite her age range, and she’s mainly here for forums, just have a laugh here "Gold star for doing your research. | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè
So I post about not finding a connection and someone else gets in there on the post. Couldn’t make it up
I kid. Actually what a laugh
We're just having a giggle Kyle, come on, I'll set up a tea party with my care bears and little ponies. You can be banker but no cheating.
I actually could annihilate a game of cluedo. "I never had anyone to play board games with | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè
So I post about not finding a connection and someone else gets in there on the post. Couldn’t make it up
I kid. Actually what a laugh
We're just having a giggle Kyle, come on, I'll set up a tea party with my care bears and little ponies. You can be banker but no cheating.
I actually could annihilate a game of cluedo.
I never had anyone to play board games with "I might look to see if there's online cluedo. | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè
So I post about not finding a connection and someone else gets in there on the post. Couldn’t make it up
I kid. Actually what a laugh
We're just having a giggle Kyle, come on, I'll set up a tea party with my care bears and little ponies. You can be banker but no cheating.
I actually could annihilate a game of cluedo.
I never had anyone to play board games with
I might look to see if there's online cluedo."Not sure but there’s always words with friends | |||
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"Time flies when you’re having a laugh, it’s well past my bedtime, gotta run before peach actually steals my lunch money
Make sure you look down.....
I've tied your laces together
Would it be corny if I said I’ve fallen for you.
I’ll get you next time
Made me laugh Touchè
So I post about not finding a connection and someone else gets in there on the post. Couldn’t make it up
I kid. Actually what a laugh
Forums are for a laugh champ, if you’ve read her profile I’m not quite her age range, and she’s mainly here for forums, just have a laugh here
Gold star for doing your research. "I like reading profiles they’re like little cheat sheets. I won’t get too into detail about the rest of the profile as I’m trying to earn gold stars so I can be the banker at this tea party . Now I know I’ve said it before but I'm putting my phone down. Good luck Kyle, just have fun with it | |||
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"Don’t give up OP. If there is any consolation I’ve been struggling on here for ages but that is the nature of in in here and of course preferences All I can say is when you least expect it something will happen Ducking hell if you’re struggling mate what hope so is chubby fucks have haha" Believe me OP I can’t be everybody’s cup of tea unfortunately | |||
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"Kyle, Kyle, where did you go? I’m still here!" Get yerself over to the nocturnal thread. They're a welcoming bunch | |||
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"Kyle, Kyle, where did you go? I’m still here! Get yerself over to the nocturnal thread. They're a welcoming bunch " Thanks I’ll give it a go. | |||
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"Kyle, Kyle, where did you go? I’m still here! Get yerself over to the nocturnal thread. They're a welcoming bunch " No they're not | |||
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"I give up, no one on this bloody site wants me. No matter what I say, feel, do. I am genuine I try and chat and it’s a nightmare to get a reply without verification or a billion photos. I should probably but up some face pic publicly or a profile pic I’m sure but I write quite detailed messages and nothing ever comes back. No one likes me I give up ??" It's a tough cookie to crack but stick around and have a laugh in the Forums for starters and who knows! Good luck OP, I appreciate that it's not easy | |||
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"Kyle, Kyle, where did you go? I’m still here! Get yerself over to the nocturnal thread. They're a welcoming bunch No they're not "They're fucking not tonight, I've lost Jim! | |||
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"9 fucking weeks Kyle. I've spent longer constipated. Is that how long I’ve had an account? I’ve had another one before this over a year but delted due to the low response haha Come on Kyle, I believe in ya. So you struggled before the pandemic right? (As do 93.2% of males, and probably 99.74% of males under 29 and a half) so why oh why would it be easier this time round? *stats fully made up by me but I stick by them as factually possibly correct* ONS are gonna update stats soon Theyve been a tad busy “Next slide please” “no back a slide”" | |||
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"Peach. I adore you. In a totally not wanting to get near your meat duvet way." | |||
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"Peach. I adore you. In a totally not wanting to get near your meat duvet way. "Seemed easier than picking my favourite comment from the thread to quote..... as I'd be here all night doing it! | |||
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"Peach. I adore you. In a totally not wanting to get near your meat duvet way.
Seemed easier than picking my favourite comment from the thread to quote..... as I'd be here all night doing it!"I've thrown Kyle into the nocturnal thread bless him I won't be long before I'm snoring mind | |||
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"Peach. I adore you. In a totally not wanting to get near your meat duvet way.
Seemed easier than picking my favourite comment from the thread to quote..... as I'd be here all night doing it!
I've thrown Kyle into the nocturnal thread bless him
I won't be long before I'm snoring mind "Spotted that. Good call on that one woman. I know the snoring feeling. Well, wish I did. Tiredness is a lifestyle choice apparently.... | |||
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"Peach. I adore you. In a totally not wanting to get near your meat duvet way.
Seemed easier than picking my favourite comment from the thread to quote..... as I'd be here all night doing it!
I've thrown Kyle into the nocturnal thread bless him
I won't be long before I'm snoring mind
Spotted that. Good call on that one woman.
I know the snoring feeling. Well, wish I did. Tiredness is a lifestyle choice apparently...."Too long sleepless nights and sleepy days, cheers!! | |||
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"Peach. I adore you. In a totally not wanting to get near your meat duvet way.
Seemed easier than picking my favourite comment from the thread to quote..... as I'd be here all night doing it!
I've thrown Kyle into the nocturnal thread bless him
I won't be long before I'm snoring mind
Spotted that. Good call on that one woman.
I know the snoring feeling. Well, wish I did. Tiredness is a lifestyle choice apparently....
Too long sleepless nights and sleepy days, cheers!! "Woo hoo! | |||
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