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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga namaste tattva. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and night flamingos. Talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good eeeeeeevening Jim. Hello all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeevening Jim. Hello all."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good eeeeeeevening Jim. Hello all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! ¹stface"

Whoops!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and how's your day been

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeevening Jim. Hello all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! ¹stface

Whoops!!!!! "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Mr Jim. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and how's your day been

Good evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle and your legs. It's been an alright Monday. How was it for you?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hello Jim

Happy Monday

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, lovely Lorna. How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jim

Happy Monday

Jo x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Jo. Merry Monday. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wonko. Wonko, how did you come up with your username?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wonko. Wonko, how did you come up with your username?"

It's a character in my favourite book

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Hey Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

Just finished a pile of paperwork, the joys of being self employed

Hope everyone is well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wonko. Wonko, how did you come up with your username?

It's a character in my favourite book "

I'm going to search engine your username immediately to find out what your favourite book is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonko, you should have answered my question with 42. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko, you should have answered my question with 42. Smileyface"

Why make it easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Thanks for helping us try and avoid a car journey in a hearse. x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Evening Jim, who's your favourite Tim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Just finished a pile of paperwork, the joys of being self employed

Hope everyone is well."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Deadpool. It's all done now. Happy Monday night. Smileyface

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By *ouno2muchMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Good evening Jim and all sexy night owls up at this hour

Is it wrong to want coffee at this hour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and how's your day been

Good evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle and your legs. It's been an alright Monday. How was it for you?"

A busy morning Jim but I was a bit Lazy this afternoon unfortunately it's back to work tomorrow x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonko, you should have answered my question with 42. Smileyface

Why make it easy "

Haha.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Thanks for helping us try and avoid a car journey in a hearse. x"

Lol Jim. More than welcome. How are you? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim, who's your favourite Tim? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You've given me a rhyming question! I'm going to say Timothy Dalton for being an underrated James Bond. And for being in Flash Gordon. Not that sort of in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and all sexy night owls up at this hour

Is it wrong to want coffee at this hour? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Youno. It's not wrong at all. If you want coffee, have coffee. Smileyface

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Good evening all

MadHatter is at work and I am waiting for my legs to stop burning after dance class before I hit the hey and hopefully fall fast asleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and how's your day been

Good evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebelle and your legs. It's been an alright Monday. How was it for you?

A busy morning Jim but I was a bit Lazy this afternoon unfortunately it's back to work tomorrow x"

Hey, you earned a lazy afternoon by being busy in the morning. x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Thanks for helping us try and avoid a car journey in a hearse. x

Lol Jim. More than welcome. How are you? Xx"

I'm still alive! How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello Jim, evening all... the first Hitchhikers' book was published today in 1979...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really need a sit down wee. I'll be back. Don't mess around while I'm gone.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Thanks for helping us try and avoid a car journey in a hearse. x

Lol Jim. More than welcome. How are you? Xx

I'm still alive! How are you? x"

Yay me too lol. First day back at work tomorrow xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all

MadHatter is at work and I am waiting for my legs to stop burning after dance class before I hit the hey and hopefully fall fast asleep "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice. Did you go to a disco inferno?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Happy Monday! Smileyface

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills


"Good evening all

MadHatter is at work and I am waiting for my legs to stop burning after dance class before I hit the hey and hopefully fall fast asleep

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice. Did you go to a disco inferno? "

It bloody feels like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ello Jim, evening all... the first Hitchhikers' book was published today in 1979... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grey Cat. That's a wonderful fact, perfectly timed. You should be doing my job. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Thanks for helping us try and avoid a car journey in a hearse. x

Lol Jim. More than welcome. How are you? Xx

I'm still alive! How are you? x

Yay me too lol. First day back at work tomorrow xx"

That's good news. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all

MadHatter is at work and I am waiting for my legs to stop burning after dance class before I hit the hey and hopefully fall fast asleep

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alice. Did you go to a disco inferno?

It bloody feels like it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jimjiminijimjiminijimjimcheroo

Are you hanging to the left or the right today?

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Thanks for helping us try and avoid a car journey in a hearse. x

Lol Jim. More than welcome. How are you? Xx

I'm still alive! How are you? x

Yay me too lol. First day back at work tomorrow xx

That's good news. x"

I know but hey ho. Have to done my super hero cape and crack on with it lol xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, im watching Generation Porn on Ch 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, im watching Generation Porn on Ch 4 "

Pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimjiminijimjiminijimjimcheroo

Are you hanging to the left or the right today? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. I am hanging to the left tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Thanks for helping us try and avoid a car journey in a hearse. x

Lol Jim. More than welcome. How are you? Xx

I'm still alive! How are you? x

Yay me too lol. First day back at work tomorrow xx

That's good news. x

I know but hey ho. Have to done my super hero cape and crack on with it lol xx"

Supernurse. x

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull


"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Thanks for helping us try and avoid a car journey in a hearse. x

Lol Jim. More than welcome. How are you? Xx

I'm still alive! How are you? x

Yay me too lol. First day back at work tomorrow xx

That's good news. x

I know but hey ho. Have to done my super hero cape and crack on with it lol xx

Supernurse. x"

Lol yep xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, im watching Generation Porn on Ch 4 "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I've just put it on. Did you see the first episode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is everyone Jim?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Jim, im watching Generation Porn on Ch 4

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I've just put it on. Did you see the first episode?"

No, I had company last week and we just had some sounds on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

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By *rink Me xxWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Sup

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alreeeeet Jim, im watching Generation Porn on Ch 4

Pervert. "

You know me too well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening one and all! So, lockdown part 2 is coming into affect, or is it part 3, maybe 4? Sounds like a movie franchise! Hope everyone is well and still having fun?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx"

Hiya Noris, welcome to the forums, Jim will be please tp know that he's taken your virginity

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I'm in A&E with my stupid leg. What fun

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

Hiya Noris, welcome to the forums, Jim will be please tp know that he's taken your virginity "

Good evening Ace.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

Hiya Noris, welcome to the forums, Jim will be please tp know that he's taken your virginity

Good evening Ace."

Hi Lorraine, how's things your side of the pond? x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Jaint n Greavsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello there

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

Hiya Noris, welcome to the forums, Jim will be please tp know that he's taken your virginity

Good evening Ace.

Hi Lorraine, how's things your side of the pond? x"

Hot and raining. How are you doing?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hello there"

Yaaaay

Jethro, Jethro, Jethro, Kyle deserves a super-de-dooooooper nocturnal virgin welcome. I brought ya some fresh meat

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

OK, this is weird.

Where the fuck has Jethro gone?

Sit down wee?

Sucked into the telly box whilst watching babestation?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Alice?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

What's going on?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

OK, must be a surprise party or some shizzle.... coz this is eerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is everybody

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alice?

"

You called?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Where is everybody"

I don't know.

And THAT is very odd indeed.

It's like never like this

I feel like I've dragged you into some weird video game or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha what is going on.... ?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Gooooood evening sunshine How are you doing today Jim?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Alice?

You called? "

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is everybody

I don't know.

And THAT is very odd indeed.

It's like never like this

I feel like I've dragged you into some weird video game or something "
m

Haha looks like they back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?"

Collective narcolepsy?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

Hiya Noris, welcome to the forums, Jim will be please tp know that he's taken your virginity

Good evening Ace.

Hi Lorraine, how's things your side of the pond? x

Hot and raining. How are you doing?"

I'm great, not had any beer for nearly a fortnight and I'm not particularly missing it, plus I've discovered some semblance of a sleep pattern

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is everyone Jim?"

I just don't know.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy? "

Something is amiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alreeeeet Jim, im watching Generation Porn on Ch 4

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I've just put it on. Did you see the first episode?

No, I had company last week and we just had some sounds on "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Noris. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss."

What’s up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sup "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Drink. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Noris. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface"

Thanks for the welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening one and all! So, lockdown part 2 is coming into affect, or is it part 3, maybe 4? Sounds like a movie franchise! Hope everyone is well and still having fun? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Just. I don't know what's going on. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

Hiya Noris, welcome to the forums, Jim will be please tp know that he's taken your virginity "

I do like a newbie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I'm in A&E with my stupid leg. What fun "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Your stupid leg really is stupid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaint n Greavsie "

Back of the net! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach and your bum. Smileyface

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss.

What’s up"

It's ok, Jim is back. I can release this breath at last

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jaint n Greavsie

Back of the net! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach and your bum. Smileyface"

Jethrooooooooooooo

You gave me the fear.

Were you having a poo?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss."

Not Samiss though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello there"

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENING, KYLE. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss.

Not Samiss though? "

Nope! It's all kind of Dr strangelove

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello there

Yaaaay

Jethro, Jethro, Jethro, Kyle deserves a super-de-dooooooper nocturnal virgin welcome. I brought ya some fresh meat "

I noticed. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I do like a newbie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, this is weird.

Where the fuck has Jethro gone?

Sit down wee?

Sucked into the telly box whilst watching babestation?"

I'm here!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hello there

Yaaaay

Jethro, Jethro, Jethro, Kyle deserves a super-de-dooooooper nocturnal virgin welcome. I brought ya some fresh meat

I noticed. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I do like a newbie."

Couldn't eat a whole one tho Jimmer, heartburn central

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"OK, this is weird.

Where the fuck has Jethro gone?

Sit down wee?

Sucked into the telly box whilst watching babestation?

I'm here!"

I know, you camed home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's going on? "

A non blonde. ^

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What's going on?

A non blonde. ^"

Just one?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Good evening Batman how are you this fine evening? did you have a great weekend xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I spy a Martyn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is everybody

I don't know.

And THAT is very odd indeed.

It's like never like this

I feel like I've dragged you into some weird video game or something "

It went really quiet. So I nipped off. Naturally people started posting again.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Batman how are you this fine evening? did you have a great weekend xx"

Good evening Martyn.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Where is everybody

I don't know.

And THAT is very odd indeed.

It's like never like this

I feel like I've dragged you into some weird video game or something

It went really quiet. So I nipped off. Naturally people started posting again."

Law of sod beaut

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss.

Not Samiss though? "

You called......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha what is going on.... ?"

Normal service has been resumed.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss.

Not Samiss though?

You called...... "

Yaaaay!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gooooood evening sunshine How are you doing today Jim? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I'm not too bad. How are you doing?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss.

Not Samiss though?

You called......

Yaaaay!! "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy? "

I've got Collective Narcolepsy's second album somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was here, then I had a phone call, sorry for late reply.

Jim there is no way I could do your job as well as you, we need you and your thread... I can do quizzes tho, often based around on this day facts as you know...

Today, well actually yesterday now, the 1st Earl of Moray became the first person anywhere to be assassinated with a gun...

I hope he deserved it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hello there

Yaaaay

Jethro, Jethro, Jethro, Kyle deserves a super-de-dooooooper nocturnal virgin welcome. I brought ya some fresh meat

I noticed. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I do like a newbie.

Couldn't eat a whole one tho Jimmer, heartburn central "

It's the 9 weeks constipation I'd be worried about if I was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was here, then I had a phone call, sorry for late reply.

Jim there is no way I could do your job as well as you, we need you and your thread... I can do quizzes tho, often based around on this day facts as you know...

Today, well actually yesterday now, the 1st Earl of Moray became the first person anywhere to be assassinated with a gun...

I hope he deserved it"

Today in 1537

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Noris. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Thanks for the welcome "

Don't mention it, dude. How are you tonight?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I was here, then I had a phone call, sorry for late reply.

Jim there is no way I could do your job as well as you, we need you and your thread... I can do quizzes tho, often based around on this day facts as you know...

Today, well actually yesterday now, the 1st Earl of Moray became the first person anywhere to be assassinated with a gun...

I hope he deserved it"

I thought you lot were pranking me!

I laughed more than I should at that last line

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I spy a Martyn "

Hello Princess how are you? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaint n Greavsie

Back of the net! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach and your bum. Smileyface

Jethrooooooooooooo

You gave me the fear.

Were you having a poo?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Noris. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Thanks for the welcome

Don't mention it, dude. How are you tonight?"

Tired and wired so it'll be a late one tonight. Fab isn't helping haha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hello there

Yaaaay

Jethro, Jethro, Jethro, Kyle deserves a super-de-dooooooper nocturnal virgin welcome. I brought ya some fresh meat

I noticed. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I do like a newbie.

Couldn't eat a whole one tho Jimmer, heartburn central

It's the 9 weeks constipation I'd be worried about if I was you "

like giving birth to a genetically modified jacket potato

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman how are you this fine evening? did you have a great weekend xx

Good evening Martyn. "

Good evening Lorraine how are you? Loving the new pics as always x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss.

Not Samiss though?

You called...... "

As if by magic...

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I spy a Martyn

Hello Princess how are you? X"

I'm.... princessy

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


" "

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening Batman how are you this fine evening? did you have a great weekend xx

Good evening Martyn.

Good evening Lorraine how are you? Loving the new pics as always x"

Thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss.

Not Samiss though?

Nope! It's all kind of Dr strangelove "

My fave movie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello there

Yaaaay

Jethro, Jethro, Jethro, Kyle deserves a super-de-dooooooper nocturnal virgin welcome. I brought ya some fresh meat

I noticed. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I do like a newbie.

Couldn't eat a whole one tho Jimmer, heartburn central "

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I spy a Martyn

Hello Princess how are you? X

I'm.... princessy "

Thats alright then i am glad you are

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" "

Mummy!!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Jim and my fellow flamingos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and my fellow flamingos "

Pretty flamingos

Hello Ash... how you been matey?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I spy a Martyn

Hello Princess how are you? X

I'm.... princessy

Thats alright then i am glad you are "

Come fluff my pillow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all xx

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"

"

hello handsome, come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, this my second post on a forum, attempted humour in my first.. Damm, I need to improve! Probably matches with my mediocre profile!

What is everyone up to?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman how are you this fine evening? did you have a great weekend xx

Good evening Martyn.

Good evening Lorraine how are you? Loving the new pics as always x

Thank you. X"

You are as always welcome X

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"

Mummy!! "

Omg that killed me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK, this is weird.

Where the fuck has Jethro gone?

Sit down wee?

Sucked into the telly box whilst watching babestation?

I'm here!

I know, you camed home "

James - Come Home

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me "

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm getting snoozie

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"

hello handsome, come here often? "

Hi Beautiful i do tend to pop in every now and again i have never seen you here before though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Also, evening Jim and y'all. Heard it was nice here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's going on?

A non blonde. ^

Just one?"

Well you are just ¹, not 4.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Alice?

You called?

Phew!!

What the blue quackers is happening? Is everyone having a synchronised nap or something?

Collective narcolepsy?

Something is amiss.

Not Samiss though?

You called......

As if by magic... "

A bit like Alladins lamp...give it a rub and _amiss appears...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death "

How many fucking lives does she have? The train murder.... the you murder.....

I'm finding this all a little suspect

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death "

Really, really yeah thanks for that no more belt for you?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death

How many fucking lives does she have? The train murder.... the you murder.....

I'm finding this all a little suspect "

She's like a cat....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"What's going on?

A non blonde. ^

Just one?

Well you are just ¹, not 4. "

He tells no lies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Batman how are you this fine evening? did you have a great weekend xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm not too bad. And my weekend wasn't too bad. How are you doing, dude?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death

Really, really yeah thanks for that no more belt for you? "

You love me. So ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is hard to keep up with haha

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, this my second post on a forum, attempted humour in my first.. Damm, I need to improve! Probably matches with my mediocre profile!

What is everyone up to? "

Hello and welcome!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This is hard to keep up with haha"

It can be, you'll get there kiddo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I spy a Martyn "

What's that coming over the hill, is it a Martyn? Is it a Martyn?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim and my fellow flamingos

Pretty flamingos

Hello Ash... how you been matey?"

Hey Cat...I'm good thanks mate....Hows things going?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Good evening Batman how are you this fine evening? did you have a great weekend xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I'm not too bad. And my weekend wasn't too bad. How are you doing, dude?"

Batman i am so amazingly happy happier than you could ever imagine my friend weekend was amazing, last night was incredible and today was pike a dream come true after a 15 week wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death

How many fucking lives does she have? The train murder.... the you murder.....

I'm finding this all a little suspect

She's like a cat...."

Hang on, that's my job

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death

How many fucking lives does she have? The train murder.... the you murder.....

I'm finding this all a little suspect "

More lives than a cat.

Still bitter about that snakes on a train game.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This is hard to keep up with haha"

It gets easier..... after the first 30 weeks or so

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I spy a Martyn

What's that coming into my bum, is it a Martyn? Is it a Martyn?"

Ohhhh Jethro you naughty filthbag

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death

Really, really yeah thanks for that no more belt for you?

You love me. So ner"

Good bloody job really

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death

Really, really yeah thanks for that no more belt for you?

You love me. So ner

Good bloody job really "

Innit. And ooh..... I have belt news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and my fellow flamingos

Pretty flamingos

Hello Ash... how you been matey?

Hey Cat...I'm good thanks mate....Hows things going?"

Surprisingly well given the crazy. You know how it is,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was here, then I had a phone call, sorry for late reply.

Jim there is no way I could do your job as well as you, we need you and your thread... I can do quizzes tho, often based around on this day facts as you know...

Today, well actually yesterday now, the 1st Earl of Moray became the first person anywhere to be assassinated with a gun...

I hope he deserved it

Today in 1537"

Yesterday in 1537!

It's good to see you. It's been ages.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I spy a Martyn

What's that coming over the hill, is it a Martyn? Is it a Martyn?"

I am on More4 tomorrow at 10pm as well possibly even gogglebox on friday

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I spy a Martyn

What's that coming over the hill, is it a Martyn? Is it a Martyn?

I am on More4 tomorrow at 10pm as well possibly even gogglebox on friday "

Repeat?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death

Really, really yeah thanks for that no more belt for you?

You love me. So ner

Good bloody job really

Innit. And ooh..... I have belt news"

What is belt news?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Have a kiss. x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I spy a Martyn

What's that coming over the hill, is it a Martyn? Is it a Martyn?

I am on More4 tomorrow at 10pm as well possibly even gogglebox on friday "

You're on tv? Wtf? Kept that quiet

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I spy a Martyn

What's that coming over the hill, is it a Martyn? Is it a Martyn?

I am on More4 tomorrow at 10pm as well possibly even gogglebox on friday

Repeat? "

Yeah

But not friday when it may feature on gogglebox though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was here, then I had a phone call, sorry for late reply.

Jim there is no way I could do your job as well as you, we need you and your thread... I can do quizzes tho, often based around on this day facts as you know...

Today, well actually yesterday now, the 1st Earl of Moray became the first person anywhere to be assassinated with a gun...

I hope he deserved it

Today in 1537

Yesterday in 1537!

It's good to see you. It's been ages."

Yesterday, indeed

Yeah I've not been on much, back to frantically busy again which is a good thing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We're ½ way through the midnight hour.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"I spy a Martyn

What's that coming over the hill, is it a Martyn? Is it a Martyn?

I am on More4 tomorrow at 10pm as well possibly even gogglebox on friday

You're on tv? Wtf? Kept that quiet "

Of course i did i have never told anyone

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Mummy!!

Omg that killed me

Glad to be of service. Although now I feel kinda bad about your death

Really, really yeah thanks for that no more belt for you?

You love me. So ner

Good bloody job really

Innit. And ooh..... I have belt news

What is belt news? "

News. About a belt. Kinda self explanatory that one

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I spy a Martyn

What's that coming over the hill, is it a Martyn? Is it a Martyn?

I am on More4 tomorrow at 10pm as well possibly even gogglebox on friday

Repeat?

Yeah

But not friday when it may feature on gogglebox though "

Ooooo, I wonder if I can watch it this time without crying into my pillow! I think I'll be cool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heyyy. Good evening. First time forum poster here. This sounded like a place for happy folks hope everyone had a fine day xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Noris. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Thanks for the welcome

Don't mention it, dude. How are you tonight?

Tired and wired so it'll be a late one tonight. Fab isn't helping haha "

Haha.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Gooooood evening sunshine How are you doing today Jim?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booty. I'm not too bad. How are you doing?"

I am good thank you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Who wants a coffee and some Cadbury's Whole Nut?

*limited offer, on this thread only

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