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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever done anything that has made you cringe?

If so what was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to ‘talk dirty’ makes me cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being asked to ‘talk dirty’ makes me cringe!"

Makes mental note...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum in a drink and someone drank it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart. "

Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being asked to ‘talk dirty’ makes me cringe!

Makes mental note..."

Sometimes it comes naturally though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being asked to ‘talk dirty’ makes me cringe!"

Yeah if it isn't spontaneous it's really cringey

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside

I was once asked to stick it in her bum hole which just didn't feel good until it felt oh so gooooooood

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Being asked to moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.

Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?

"

I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying!

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By *over1967Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

Had to retrieve a burst condom, not mine, so I could get a shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was once asked to stick it in her bum hole which just didn't feel good until it felt oh so gooooooood "

Stick what in there?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Being peed over on a lilo in a hotel bathroom wasn’t my greatest sexual moment. But still, you never know till you try it.

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"I was once asked to stick it in her bum hole which just didn't feel good until it felt oh so gooooooood

Stick what in there?

"

The sky remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being asked to moan"

What like " Oh FFS I can't be arsed to take the bins out "

Kind of moaning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.

Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?

I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying! "

Oh bless you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to retrieve a burst condom, not mine, so I could get a shot"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being peed over on a lilo in a hotel bathroom wasn’t my greatest sexual moment. But still, you never know till you try it."

a lilo?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"Being peed over on a lilo in a hotel bathroom wasn’t my greatest sexual moment. But still, you never know till you try it.

a lilo?

"

Yeah, was on a beach holiday - too much booze was to blame

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.

Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?

I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying! "

Haha you crease me up

What was the guys reaction? Did he salute you say that's impressive or shake his head and look on in disgust?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being peed over on a lilo in a hotel bathroom wasn’t my greatest sexual moment. But still, you never know till you try it.

a lilo?

Yeah, was on a beach holiday - too much booze was to blame "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.

Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?

I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying!

Haha you crease me up

What was the guys reaction? Did he salute you say that's impressive or shake his head and look on in disgust? "

He was aww don’t be silly, do you want me to do one, whilst trying to insert his dick back into me handsfree, jabbing at me like when they try and milk snakes fangs for venom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.

Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?

I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying! "

How smelly was it?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart.

Ooohhh nooo was his face anywhere near it?

I’ve done a couple of real puff bum farts when a face has been near but this one that sticks out was a really loud blew the curtains up kind of fart. I started crying!

Haha you crease me up

What was the guys reaction? Did he salute you say that's impressive or shake his head and look on in disgust?

He was aww don’t be silly, do you want me to do one, whilst trying to insert his dick back into me handsfree, jabbing at me like when they try and milk snakes fangs for venom. "

Sounds so romantic and sensual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to moan someone's name. Arhg cringe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The night i lost my virginity was dire..

I was 18, in a hotel room and remember saying 'your fucking my virgin cunt'..

Yeah if i could re live that night id leave that line out..

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I tried being spanked once, it did not end well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The night i lost my virginity was dire..

I was 18, in a hotel room and remember saying 'your fucking my virgin cunt'..

Yeah if i could re live that night id leave that line out.. "

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being asked to moan someone's name. Arhg cringe."

Did you do it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried being spanked once, it did not end well "

Did you punch them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After pulling my knob out her bum there was some pooh on it and she put it straight in her mouth.

I had to be sick in my mouth as I didn't want her to stop. ( great blow job)

I still gag thinking about it now.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"I tried being spanked once, it did not end well

Did you punch them?

"

Noooooo I caressed his testicles (I did tell him to stop first)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He hard a garlic smell all over him... I felt sick.

Anal.. Being pushed into wanting it when I say no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After pulling my knob out her bum there was some pooh on it and she put it straight in her mouth.

I had to be sick in my mouth as I didn't want her to stop. ( great blow job)

I still gag thinking about it now."

eeew that’s gross.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

One lady constantly referred to me as baby at literally every 20 seconds would be oh baby that's it that's it, baby, oh I like that baby.

Very off-putting

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

On a first teen date in a cinema going down and then walking into the toilet seeing blood all over my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep d*unkenly and woke up to find the girl in the spare room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve done a real fart during sex, an arse fart not a fanny fart. "

im disgusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said, I’d get roasted for it .

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Worn a strap-on with a female friend of mine.

Felt like a complete fanny and couldn't stop laughing. Least sexy thing ever!

Mrs TMN x

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