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It's too cold in my kitchen

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And my room temperature butter is too hard to bake with.

Help me Fabbers!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Awww you need warming up ??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Awww you need warming up ?? "

I do.....

But my butter really does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And my room temperature butter is too hard to bake with.

Help me Fabbers!"

Sure we could warm up your kitchen

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And my room temperature butter is too hard to bake with.

Help me Fabbers!

Sure we could warm up your kitchen"

That's the spirit!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Awww you need warming up ??

I do.....

But my butter really does "

I wont make any " spread em " jokes then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Awww you need warming up ??

I do.....

But my butter really does

I wont make any " spread em " jokes then "

JOKES?? WTAF? I thought you were being serious

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll come warm it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll come warm it. "

Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Sit on it as your bum looks rather hot.x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ll come warm it.

Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire? "

Fiddlesticks by name.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sit on it as your bum looks rather hot.x"

Back at you gorgeous.... want to sit on it for me?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll come warm it.

Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire?

Fiddlesticks by name. "

Bring your sticks then please....

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My kitchen is cold too. I once was making a jelly and the boiled water cooled before the cubes disolved.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My kitchen is cold too. I once was making a jelly and the boiled water cooled before the cubes disolved."

I feel your pain.....

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"My kitchen is cold too. I once was making a jelly and the boiled water cooled before the cubes disolved."

To much vodka,?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't believe you. You're so hot you'd melt anything

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want me to look at your butter and smoulder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

"

I just spat my tea all over my phone. Cheers Peach

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

I just spat my tea all over my phone. Cheers Peach "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't believe you. You're so hot you'd melt anything "

Ooooh Swing thank you

Although that would be a problem too.... need it soft, not melted

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

"

Weirdly..... that's what I've done!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Want me to look at your butter and smoulder? "

If only I'd seen that before the jog...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

Weirdly..... that's what I've done! "

Logical thinking, I like it

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"And my room temperature butter is too hard to bake with.

Help me Fabbers!"

Put some clothes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres a rat in ma kitchen what am i gonna do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

Weirdly..... that's what I've done! "

I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you finally making my steak and pie NSP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t jog for too long, you’ll end up with a soft buttery knob.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

Weirdly..... that's what I've done!

Logical thinking, I like it "

I just thought to myself.... WWPPD?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And my room temperature butter is too hard to bake with.

Help me Fabbers!"

Grate the butter

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And my room temperature butter is too hard to bake with.

Help me Fabbers!

Put some clothes on"

On the butter?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"theres a rat in ma kitchen what am i gonna do "

That's my dog.... easy mistake to make though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

Weirdly..... that's what I've done!

I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much "

Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are you finally making my steak and pie NSP? "

You never gave me meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.

10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don’t jog for too long, you’ll end up with a soft buttery knob. "

Oooh..... do I get a knob out of this?

Things are looking up......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practical solution from a baker - put the oven on it will warm up your kitchen and put butter in a pyrex dish and stand dish in hot (not boiling water) and it will soften just enough without melting

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ll come warm it.

Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire?

Fiddlesticks by name.

Bring your sticks then please.... "

Could you expand on the rubbing element of this plan.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

Weirdly..... that's what I've done!

I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much

Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy!"

I forgot you're Posh sorry

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And my room temperature butter is too hard to bake with.

Help me Fabbers!

Grate the butter "

See, there is always one sensible one......

(That's what I actually did but don't tell Peach)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just turn up your thermostat...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.

10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!"

Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Practical solution from a baker - put the oven on it will warm up your kitchen and put butter in a pyrex dish and stand dish in hot (not boiling water) and it will soften just enough without melting

"

I actually have never thought of that. Baked for years and never considered it. I've always gone with grating.

But that's brilliant! Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll come warm it.

Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire?

Fiddlesticks by name.

Bring your sticks then please....

Could you expand on the rubbing element of this plan. "

I'm pretty sure if I rub your stick against another stick you'll see expansion.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

Weirdly..... that's what I've done!

I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much

Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy!

I forgot you're Posh sorry "

How could you forget that?

Although not that Posh..... no central heating

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just turn up your thermostat..."

I don't have one ;-(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"theres a rat in ma kitchen what am i gonna do

That's my dog.... easy mistake to make though "

id keep you warm all day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

Weirdly..... that's what I've done!

I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much

Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy!

I forgot you're Posh sorry

How could you forget that?

Although not that Posh..... no central heating "

It's still coal fires in Devon isnt it ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just turn up your thermostat...

I don't have one ;-("

That's a bugger.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"theres a rat in ma kitchen what am i gonna do

That's my dog.... easy mistake to make though

id keep you warm all day"

Promises promises.....

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ll come warm it.

Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire?

Fiddlesticks by name.

Bring your sticks then please....

Could you expand on the rubbing element of this plan.

I'm pretty sure if I rub your stick against another stick you'll see expansion..... "

I can see that. Any volunteers to provide another stick. Perhaps if it was rubbed up and down between two mounds that might help.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Stick it down your arse crack and go for a jog?

Weirdly..... that's what I've done!

I've never wanted to be a tub of butter so much

Tub? I'm fancy thank you..... mine comes in waxed paper from the dairy!

I forgot you're Posh sorry

How could you forget that?

Although not that Posh..... no central heating

It's still coal fires in Devon isnt it ?? "

Coal?! What is this modern devilry?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just turn up your thermostat...

I don't have one ;-(

That's a bugger. "

Ooh. Buggery! That sounds warm

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll come warm it.

Do you have 2 sticks I can rub to make fire?

Fiddlesticks by name.

Bring your sticks then please....

Could you expand on the rubbing element of this plan.

I'm pretty sure if I rub your stick against another stick you'll see expansion.....

I can see that. Any volunteers to provide another stick. Perhaps if it was rubbed up and down between two mounds that might help. "

I think I can find another stick volunteer......

And you'd both fit between the mounds

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Just turn up your thermostat...

I don't have one ;-(

That's a bugger.

Ooh. Buggery! That sounds warm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.

10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!

Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles...."

Is it left or right at the top of our road?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.

10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!

Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles....

Is it left or right at the top of our road? "

Left. Maybe my left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.

10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!

Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles....

Is it left or right at the top of our road?

Left. Maybe my left"

Went left, then left and then left again. Ended up back on my sofa. Useless sometimes! Guess I'm not your butter saviour this time.

Butter talk has reminded me to watch Last Tango in Paris again though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you finally making my steak and pie NSP?

You never gave me meat "

You're always after my meat

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I could pop down and pick up the said butter, bring it back up here and place it in my (by now) warm kitchen and when it reaches the required plasticity I could drive back to yours.

10 hour 500 mile round trip but gotta be worth it!

Come on then. I'll see you in 250 miles....

Is it left or right at the top of our road?

Left. Maybe my left

Went left, then left and then left again. Ended up back on my sofa. Useless sometimes! Guess I'm not your butter saviour this time.

Butter talk has reminded me to watch Last Tango in Paris again though "

Hopeless. Next time maybe?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are you finally making my steak and pie NSP?

You never gave me meat

You're always after my meat "

I do like meat.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the oven on leave the door open and sorted in 15 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the oven on leave the door open and sorted in 15 mins"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water in a cup or glass for a few mins, empty it and place over butter for 30 secs...soft butter

Lu

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Put the oven on leave the door open and sorted in 15 mins"

I needed a brain for this. I did that..... except I forgot one minor detail.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Put the oven on leave the door open and sorted in 15 mins

+1"

Can't you come stand in my kitchen? That would heat it up....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hot water in a cup or glass for a few mins, empty it and place over butter for 30 secs...soft butter

Lu "

Alright clever clogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the oven on leave the door open and sorted in 15 mins

+1

Can't you come stand in my kitchen? That would heat it up.... "

I suppose I could let you press the butter up against my body..purely for the sake of the butter

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Between your boobies is the only thing for it! I'll come hold them in place

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