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I’m buying my gf some crotchless knickers for Halloween

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just to give her a better grip on her broomstick

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I ride my side saddle like a lady

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Its all about the new dyson.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Its all about the new dyson. "

The Dyson is more for wizards and warlocks as it does not lose suction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ride my side saddle like a lady "

You might be able to play a tune like that

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey


"I ride my side saddle like a lady

You might be able to play a tune like that "

They say women can't whistle except when they skydive naked. Sounds like the same law of physics in operation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ride my side saddle like a lady

You might be able to play a tune like that

They say women can't whistle except when they skydive naked. Sounds like the same law of physics in operation. "

Haha nice one Gemma

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Where's she keeping her bucket?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where's she keeping her bucket?! "

Where you been??

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By *za123Man
over a year ago

cardiff

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By *za123Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Where did you buy them from..........GAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm if she’s getting a bit hot and wet won’t this have the exact opposite effect?

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Are you trying to put the willies up her this Halloween?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I ride my side saddle like a lady "

I'm well and truly mounting it..there's nothing lady like about me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Where did you buy them from..........GAP "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would just make me wear them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

This actually might unintentionally have some basis in truth. There's some people who think that the idea that witches flew on broomsticks came about because they used them to apply hallucinogenic drugs to their genitals, where they could be easily absorbed into their bloodstream. Some of the hallucinations would be that they were flying.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This actually might unintentionally have some basis in truth. There's some people who think that the idea that witches flew on broomsticks came about because they used them to

apply hallucinogenic drugs to their genitals, where they could be easily absorbed into their bloodstream. Some of the hallucinations would be that they were flying."
. Oh ok

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"This actually might unintentionally have some basis in truth. There's some people who think that the idea that witches flew on broomsticks came about because they used them to

apply hallucinogenic drugs to their genitals, where they could be easily absorbed into their bloodstream. Some of the hallucinations would be that they were flying.. Oh ok "

Full of useless information like that me lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This actually might unintentionally have some basis in truth. There's some people who think that the idea that witches flew on broomsticks came about because they used them to

apply hallucinogenic drugs to their genitals, where they could be easily absorbed into their bloodstream. Some of the hallucinations would be that they were flying.. Oh ok

Full of useless information like that me lol"

I love your input. It's always enlightening and you are very often a voice of reason and sometimes give me food for thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll buy them selves for myself tee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last Halloween Gloria Gaynor knocked on my door. First I was afraid, I was petrified.....

I will get my coat

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Halloween..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This actually might unintentionally have some basis in truth. There's some people who think that the idea that witches flew on broomsticks came about because they used them to apply hallucinogenic drugs to their genitals, where they could be easily absorbed into their bloodstream. Some of the hallucinations would be that they were flying."

And that comment led me to an article and this quote

'In rifleing the closet of the ladie, they found a pipe of oyntment, wherewith she greased a staffe, upon which she ambled and galloped through thick and thin.'

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"This actually might unintentionally have some basis in truth. There's some people who think that the idea that witches flew on broomsticks came about because they used them to apply hallucinogenic drugs to their genitals, where they could be easily absorbed into their bloodstream. Some of the hallucinations would be that they were flying."

Everyday I learn something new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind is definitely wrong.

I Thought you were buying her Crotchless Knickers for Halloween as the sight would be that scary....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"This actually might unintentionally have some basis in truth. There's some people who think that the idea that witches flew on broomsticks came about because they used them to apply hallucinogenic drugs to their genitals, where they could be easily absorbed into their bloodstream. Some of the hallucinations would be that they were flying.

And that comment led me to an article and this quote

'In rifleing the closet of the ladie, they found a pipe of oyntment, wherewith she greased a staffe, upon which she ambled and galloped through thick and thin.'"

There's a rhythm to old English that such a delight to read isn't there.

I'm off to amble and gallop through thick and thin

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"This actually might unintentionally have some basis in truth. There's some people who think that the idea that witches flew on broomsticks came about because they used them to

apply hallucinogenic drugs to their genitals, where they could be easily absorbed into their bloodstream. Some of the hallucinations would be that they were flying.. Oh ok

Full of useless information like that me lol

I love your input. It's always enlightening and you are very often a voice of reason and sometimes give me food for thought "

That's nice of you to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This actually might unintentionally have some basis in truth. There's some people who think that the idea that witches flew on broomsticks came about because they used them to apply hallucinogenic drugs to their genitals, where they could be easily absorbed into their bloodstream. Some of the hallucinations would be that they were flying."

So cool !

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I think crotchless might make me slide right off, I need a little purchase to grip there

Jo x

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