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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?"

Thankfully, I no longer menstruate, nor have I lost my libido.

And I'll take dairy milk & Cherry Garcia. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both

All

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?"

Just bring them everything then back out of the room slowly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?

Just bring them everything then back out of the room slowly "

What if they request an aubergine on the side?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?

Just bring them everything then back out of the room slowly

What if they request an aubergine on the side?"

If you want to live, give them anything they ask for. Then back out of the room

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Less. I'm in pain.

Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you more or less horny when on the blob? And would you rather have Ben&Jerry's or straight up chocolate?

Just bring them everything then back out of the room slowly

What if they request an aubergine on the side?

If you want to live, give them anything they ask for. Then back out of the room "

This lady knows

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Less. I'm in pain.

Chocolate"

Help the men out here. Which type of chocolate and what form

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Less. I'm in pain.

Chocolate

Help the men out here. Which type of chocolate and what form "

Dark or milk. Bar or block.

With hot water bottle or painkillers and I might say rather than growl thank you

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By *wistedbambi69Woman
over a year ago

Somerset

Definitely more horny and chocolate...more specifically, galaxy chocolate

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Less. I'm in pain.

Chocolate

Help the men out here. Which type of chocolate and what form

Dark or milk. Bar or block.

With hot water bottle or painkillers and I might say rather than growl thank you "

Have you tried Buscopan tablets ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very horny when the painters are in

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

I get really horny on my period. So give me the chocolate with a side of aubergine please.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Sometimes savagely horny...

Chocolate definitely, melting Cadbury’s chocolate. All hot and sticky.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

My mood swings from very horny to not at all.

And as for chocolate, any way I can get it.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I want sex even more when I have my period

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm super horny a week before when I'm ovulating, I'm on the coil so no actual physical period, but I get tender and cramps so prefer more massages and slow sex in that week

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sleep constant 3/4 days before, during horny about half way. Forget the chocolate and ice cream, I just want red meat

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Really horny just prior

Dairy milk all the way

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’ve had everything whipped out. Give me ice cream. Sorry T x

J x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Horniness varies; Cookie Dough B&Js (lactose free version please) OR Galaxy choc or a Choc Orange. Not fussy on that side.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More horny and very easily turned on.

Ben and Jerrys Ice cream is always welcome

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Less. I'm in pain.

Chocolate

Help the men out here. Which type of chocolate and what form

Dark or milk. Bar or block.

With hot water bottle or painkillers and I might say rather than growl thank you

Have you tried Buscopan tablets ?"

I haven't. Ibuprofen usually does the job

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Less. I'm in pain.

Chocolate

Help the men out here. Which type of chocolate and what form

Dark or milk. Bar or block.

With hot water bottle or painkillers and I might say rather than growl thank you

Have you tried Buscopan tablets ?

I haven't. Ibuprofen usually does the job"

Buscopan = hyocine butylbromide. Reduces smooth muscle contraction so good for period cramps and any crampy intestinal pains too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Brilliant, I'll pick some up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More so. But it’s the one time when I crave sweet things I usually have a savoury tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More horny.

And chocolate. Dairy milk by preference

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

what is this horny you speak of?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"what is this horny you speak of?

"

They're made from keratin and emerge from the skulls of many types of animal, including at times, the human child *nods*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"what is this horny you speak of?

They're made from keratin and emerge from the skulls of many types of animal, including at times, the human child *nods*"

Gotcha... all makes sense now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"what is this horny you speak of?

They're made from keratin and emerge from the skulls of many types of animal, including at times, the human child *nods*

Gotcha... all makes sense now "

Glad to have been of assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what is this horny you speak of?

"

My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live


"Definitely more horny and chocolate...more specifically, galaxy chocolate "

Always galaxy.. I've got an extra large bar in the fridge right now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say lss but then it always comes and goes depending on multiple factors in life.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"what is this horny you speak of?

My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else. "

It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.

Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what is this horny you speak of?

My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.

It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.

Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee

"

I'm not 100% certain it even works anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get more excited by chocolate & chicken nuggets but when it goes away I am HORNY

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"what is this horny you speak of?

My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.

It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.

Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee

I'm not 100% certain it even works anymore. "

Meh, I could give it a bit of tongue action to find out. If it works "huzzah", if it doesn't, well, there's always pot noodles and Ferrero Rocher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what is this horny you speak of?

My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.

It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.

Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee

I'm not 100% certain it even works anymore.

Meh, I could give it a bit of tongue action to find out. If it works "huzzah", if it doesn't, well, there's always pot noodles and Ferrero Rocher "

If it doesn't I'll buy the takeaway.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"what is this horny you speak of?

My libido is at an all time low too. I'm hopung it's just because I've had very little action in months and not something else.

It's because my magnet minge hasn't got close enough distance wise to your love bullet.

Will be like a light bulb eureka moment I tell thee

I'm not 100% certain it even works anymore.

Meh, I could give it a bit of tongue action to find out. If it works "huzzah", if it doesn't, well, there's always pot noodles and Ferrero Rocher

If it doesn't I'll buy the takeaway. "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get ridiculously horny when I’m on my period. I’m bad enough anyway but period horn is a different level completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before the menopause I had no libido at all. Now, I can't get enough of it, especially on the weeks that would have been 'those weeks'. And chocolate, definitely need Cadburys those weeks. Nothing else will do.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I don’t have them and haven’t since I was 35. Also, my libido is in overdrive at the moment. I’d like a pint of Karmel Sutra please.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Before the menopause I had no libido at all. Now, I can't get enough of it, especially on the weeks that would have been 'those weeks'. And chocolate, definitely need Cadburys those weeks. Nothing else will do. "

I hope my menopause ends up having that effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before the menopause I had no libido at all. Now, I can't get enough of it, especially on the weeks that would have been 'those weeks'. And chocolate, definitely need Cadburys those weeks. Nothing else will do.

I hope my menopause ends up having that effect"

I hope so for you too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Before the menopause I had no libido at all. Now, I can't get enough of it, especially on the weeks that would have been 'those weeks'. And chocolate, definitely need Cadburys those weeks. Nothing else will do.

I hope my menopause ends up having that effect

I hope so for you too"

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I actually can usually tell when I'm about to come on because I get ridiculously horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily for me due to having the coil I don’t have periods but I still ovulate and when it’s that time I do notice an increase in how horny I am

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"I don’t have them and haven’t since I was 35. Also, my libido is in overdrive at the moment. I’d like a pint of Karmel Sutra please."

With a tongue fingers and aubergine chaser I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the blob? Haven't heard that since my school days

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