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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. " | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "You're just jealous you can't get a cucumber down the opening in your Penis op | |||
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"U been pervin my pics? X" Oh yes | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "Jealously will get you nowhere | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Jealously will get you nowhere " | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "Touche! | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option "Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "Sounds like a better fuck than a lot of men on here tbh. | |||
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"Men will fuck anything, women will use anything to fuck. That's the difference " a frozen chicken? | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option "Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure | |||
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"Men will fuck anything, women will use anything to fuck. That's the difference a frozen chicken? " It wouldn't surprise me if someone, somewhere has done | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sounds like a better fuck than a lot of men on here tbh. "Sometimes I don't blame you ladies. | |||
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"I don't happen to use any of them objects OP" What about other ones? Lol | |||
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"Men will fuck anything, women will use anything to fuck. That's the difference a frozen chicken? It wouldn't surprise me if someone, somewhere has done" T A woman caught his wife shagging the Christmas turkey. It was in the gossip/chat magazines. Much better than him cheating on his wife | |||
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"U been pervin my pics? X" I'd certainly love to know what happened with that squash x | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sounds like a better fuck than a lot of men on here tbh.
Sometimes I don't blame you ladies."Nice save | |||
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"U been pervin my pics? X Oh yes "But I havent got 17 toys that bits not true only have 9 x | |||
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"U been pervin my pics? X Oh yes "No | |||
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"U been pervin my pics? X Oh yes
But I havent got 17 toys that bits not true only have 9 x" | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?!  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?! "A carrot doesn't ask you to make a cuppa afterwards | |||
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Us men only fuck women and watermelons  | |||
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"Love all the people grabbing popcorn for what is actually quite a funny (albeit stolen ) statement.
Us men only fuck women and watermelons "No warm apple pies?! | |||
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"Love all the people grabbing popcorn for what is actually quite a funny (albeit stolen ) statement.
Us men only fuck women and watermelons
No warm apple pies?! "No, not after the McDonald's incident  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?!
A carrot doesn't ask you to make a cuppa afterwards "And it solves the "hungry after sex" problem  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?!
A carrot doesn't ask you to make a cuppa afterwards
And it solves the "hungry after sex" problem "it also enhances the flavour of the food! Bon appetit | |||
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"I don't happen to use any of them objects OP What about other ones? Lol" I'm among the rare breed who prefer the real thing,I don't own any sex.toys | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option
Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure " | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option
Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure "If we didn't fuck TV remotes how would we know how big a cock is meant to be?! | |||
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"I like you Op.... Thinking outside the box.... Good man" I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them.  | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
You're just jealous you can't get a cucumber down the opening in your Penis op "Ah but it does fit the bum thank you !! | |||
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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.
Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option
Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure
If we didn't fuck TV remotes how would we know how big a cock is meant to be?! " | |||
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"I like you Op.... Thinking outside the box.... Good man I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them. "Popularity is overrated. | |||
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"I like you Op.... Thinking outside the box.... Good man I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them.
Popularity is overrated."In certain circles absolutely!! | |||
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"I like you Op.... Thinking outside the box.... Good man I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them. "Thanks | |||
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"I like you Op.... Thinking outside the box.... Good man I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them. " | |||
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"You forgot electric toothbrush and anything cylinder shaped "Omg, toothbrush. I think that was actually the first thing I ever used as a sex toy, many, many years ago. Mrs | |||
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