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By *itty9899 OP   Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

RIP OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*popcorn is ready*

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

U been pervin my pics? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But perhaps they won’t fuck you I’m sensing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "

You're just jealous you can't get a cucumber down the opening in your Penis op

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By *itty9899 OP   Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"U been pervin my pics? X"

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U been pervin my pics? X"

I have xx

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "

Jealously will get you nowhere

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "

Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

Jealously will get you nowhere "

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Men will fuck anything, women will use anything to fuck. That's the difference

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "

Touche!

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option "

Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "

Sounds like a better fuck than a lot of men on here tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men will fuck anything, women will use anything to fuck. That's the difference "
a frozen chicken?

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option "

Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIP OP "

true....watch them bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely the carrots and cucumbers contribute to the 5 a day rule . We are just following the recommended intake

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Men will fuck anything, women will use anything to fuck. That's the difference a frozen chicken? "

It wouldn't surprise me if someone, somewhere has done

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By *itty9899 OP   Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

Sounds like a better fuck than a lot of men on here tbh. "

Sometimes I don't blame you ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't happen to use any of them objects OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't happen to use any of them objects OP"

What about other ones? Lol

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Uh oh I can hear a bomb ticking

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Men will fuck anything, women will use anything to fuck. That's the difference a frozen chicken?

It wouldn't surprise me if someone, somewhere has done"

T

A woman caught his wife shagging the Christmas turkey. It was in the gossip/chat magazines.

Much better than him cheating on his wife

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"U been pervin my pics? X"

I'd certainly love to know what happened with that squash x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

Sounds like a better fuck than a lot of men on here tbh.

Sometimes I don't blame you ladies."

Nice save

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"U been pervin my pics? X

Oh yes "

But I havent got 17 toys that bits not true only have 9 x

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By *attyleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds

Ohhhh definitely u look awesome

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"U been pervin my pics? X

Oh yes "

No

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By *itty9899 OP   Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"U been pervin my pics? X

Oh yes

But I havent got 17 toys that bits not true only have 9 x"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate. "

What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?!

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

In days of old old

when knights were bold

and sex aids weren't invented

the knights drilled holes

in treetrunk poles

and thats how they were contented

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?! "

A carrot doesn't ask you to make a cuppa afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love all the people grabbing popcorn for what is actually quite a funny (albeit stolen) statement.

Us men only fuck women and watermelons

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Love all the people grabbing popcorn for what is actually quite a funny (albeit stolen) statement.

Us men only fuck women and watermelons "

No warm apple pies?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love all the people grabbing popcorn for what is actually quite a funny (albeit stolen) statement.

Us men only fuck women and watermelons

No warm apple pies?! "

No, not after the McDonald's incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?!

A carrot doesn't ask you to make a cuppa afterwards "

And it solves the "hungry after sex" problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

What does it say about the available menfolk if the ladies choose a cucumber or a carrot over them?!

A carrot doesn't ask you to make a cuppa afterwards

And it solves the "hungry after sex" problem "

it also enhances the flavour of the food! Bon appetit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't happen to use any of them objects OP

What about other ones? Lol"

I'm among the rare breed who prefer the real thing,I don't own any sex.toys

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

*Off to count my toys*

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option

Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option

Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure "

If we didn't fuck TV remotes how would we know how big a cock is meant to be?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like you Op....

Thinking outside the box....

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like you Op....

Thinking outside the box....

Good man"

I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them.

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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago

Isle of Arran


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

You're just jealous you can't get a cucumber down the opening in your Penis op "

Ah but it does fit the bum thank you !!

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By *itty9899 OP   Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Says the gender that uses cucumbers, carrots, tv remote, water bottles, corn, 17 different toys and a shower head to masturbate.

Sometimes cucumbers are the more attractive option

Tv remote? I thought that was a cock tape measure

If we didn't fuck TV remotes how would we know how big a cock is meant to be?! "

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By *itty9899 OP   Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"I like you Op....

Thinking outside the box....

Good man I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them. "

Popularity is overrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like you Op....

Thinking outside the box....

Good man I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them.

Popularity is overrated."

In certain circles absolutely!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

You forgot electric toothbrush and anything cylinder shaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like you Op....

Thinking outside the box....

Good man I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them. "

Thanks

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I like you Op....

Thinking outside the box....

Good man I like anyone who's prepared to post on here without a care of how popular it makes them. "

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"You forgot electric toothbrush and anything cylinder shaped "

Omg, toothbrush. I think that was actually the first thing I ever used as a sex toy, many, many years ago.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Original thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cucumber was kind of cute though

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Pfft, been there done that and thrown John Cena into the list

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