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I’m gonna design some candles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They’ll be all pretty and colourful and beautiful

One will smell like my fanny after not washing for seventeen days

Another will smell like my armpits after not washing for seventeen days

Another will smell like under my boobs (big boobed gals ya know how rank it gets on a hot summers day with that boob sweat) after not washing for seventeen days

And another will smell like my arsecrack after not washing for ten days.

And I think a Christmas special will smell like my feet.

Question is, what should I price them at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don’t think anyone could afford what theyre worth

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Can I get an appt with my bank manager first??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I get an appt with my bank manager first??"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick them up on eBay for 99p and see how they do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i don’t think anyone could afford what theyre worth "

True honeybunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick them up on eBay for 99p and see how they do."

You think I’m only worth 99p?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Is that how much we charge you to take them off your hands ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£5.99.. Buy 2 get one free?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that how much we charge you to take them off your hands ?"

Yes, like how much would you pay for one candle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£5.99.. Buy 2 get one free? "

Too low imo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick them up on eBay for 99p and see how they do.

You think I’m only worth 99p? "

It's not about what I think, it's about what the market decides

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I note there is inconsistency in your products. All candles are seventeen days of festering except the arsecrack which is a mere ten. Will this one be cheaper ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I note there is inconsistency in your products. All candles are seventeen days of festering except the arsecrack which is a mere ten. Will this one be cheaper ?"

Probably. I could maybe push to seventeen days...but I don’t think anybody wants that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good idea.

as to what designs i havnt got a clue but id say depending on size 10-20 pounds seems reasonable.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is that how much we charge you to take them off your hands ?

Yes, like how much would you pay for one candle?"

I said CHARGE YOU not pay you ...... is it me accent ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m guessing seventeen days is the optimum time for the best smell?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Have a look at how much the similar sized Yankee candle is and times it by three.

Have you thought branding?

Maybe Mankee Candles?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Maybe Mankee Candles?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that how much we charge you to take them off your hands ?

Yes, like how much would you pay for one candle?

I said CHARGE YOU not pay you ...... is it me accent ?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a look at how much the similar sized Yankee candle is and times it by three.

Have you thought branding?

Maybe Mankee Candles?"

What’s manky about me?!

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By *lack AlanMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thing is if people don't like them they can always burn them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thing is if people don't like them they can always burn them."

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she’s started making these in the shed outback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she’s started making these in the shed outback "

I'll keep an eye on Etsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£17.99 for the small one x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£17.99 for the small one x"

Perfect

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