FabSwingers.com forum: Who would buy them!?!?!

By *ishygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire

So Jeremy Clarkson has released a candle that smells like his bollocks after Gwyneth Paltrow released a candle at the start of the year called 'This Smells Like My Vagina'. Who the hell would buy either of those!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought Meli a dick cheese candle for her birthday once.... so I guess the answer is me... I would buy them

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By *ishygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire

This is probably a daft question but did it actually smell of cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GP's vagina candle is £72!

I'd imagine single men would buy it hoping it's the same as sniffing her knickers. However the description of the various flower scents used makes me think they will be very disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is probably a daft question but did it actually smell of cheese? "

Nah it was vanilla smelling... shame really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see that queenie?

a candle at £72.

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By *ishygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"GP's vagina candle is £72!

I'd imagine single men would buy it hoping it's the same as sniffing her knickers. However the description of the various flower scents used makes me think they will be very disappointed.

Seriously!?!?!? That’s extortion!!! And technically false advertising?!?! Unless her vagina smells like flowers???

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By *ishygirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"This is probably a daft question but did it actually smell of cheese?

Nah it was vanilla smelling... shame really "

. Much better than smelling of dick cheese!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

£72?? I might start letting people smell mine - £10 a go?

J x

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

There is a type of shopper, who walks into shops that don’t have price tags on the clothes or shoes. If you need to know the price, you shouldn’t be shopping in that store.

So for those few a £72 vagina candle from Goop makes total sense. The rest of us, shopping at Primark it’s

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By *untimes101Man
over a year ago

norwich

"see that queenie?

a candle at £72.

Wow £72

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