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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cleaning is so burning anyone wanna help me in the shower??

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By *heslimoneMan
over a year ago

Deeside


"Cleaning is so burning anyone wanna help me in the shower?? "

If you do your trousers back up first

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Life is too short to spend a long time doing housework.

I would hire a cleaner if I could justify it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cleaning is so burning anyone wanna help me in the shower??

If you do your trousers back up first "
nope they stay undone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Life is too short to spend a long time doing housework.

I would hire a cleaner if I could justify it."
money money money though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great quote from Jo Brand:

You spend ages doing the housework, and then six months later you have to do it all again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great quote from Jo Brand:

You spend ages doing the housework, and then six months later you have to do it all again "
every weekend I clean 4 bathrooms a kitchen and change all the bedding and do all the washing a d ironing 0lis look after 5 children and cook a roast. I'm a mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cleaning is so burning anyone wanna help me in the shower?? "

Mine is leaking, I have just roped all the floor out ..... new bathroom time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great quote from Jo Brand:

You spend ages doing the housework, and then six months later you have to do it all again "

True though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like cleaning. Put Alexa on, spin some groovy dance moves and polish and hoover away, but I don't like it enough to do it for anyone else... Sorry op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great quote from Jo Brand:

You spend ages doing the housework, and then six months later you have to do it all again every weekend I clean 4 bathrooms a kitchen and change all the bedding and do all the washing a d ironing 0lis look after 5 children and cook a roast. I'm a mug "

Ahh you are superman!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Come you do not need help in the shower just lather yourself up with some lynx and spin like a rotating car wash be fucking sparkling in a couple of Revolutions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great quote from Jo Brand:

You spend ages doing the housework, and then six months later you have to do it all again every weekend I clean 4 bathrooms a kitchen and change all the bedding and do all the washing a d ironing 0lis look after 5 children and cook a roast. I'm a mug "

It all sounds very exhausting and very busy WD.... but very well done to you for doing all of that each week for your children.

You're not a mug, you're being the best parent that you can be.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come you do not need help in the shower just lather yourself up with some lynx and spin like a rotating car wash be fucking sparkling in a couple of Revolutions. "
I so not use lynx I'll have you k ow I'm a huge boss man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great quote from Jo Brand:

You spend ages doing the housework, and then six months later you have to do it all again every weekend I clean 4 bathrooms a kitchen and change all the bedding and do all the washing a d ironing 0lis look after 5 children and cook a roast. I'm a mug

It all sounds very exhausting and very busy WD.... but very well done to you for doing all of that each week for your children.

You're not a mug, you're being the best parent that you can be.

Her x"
thanks sweet that's very kind of you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"every weekend I clean 4 bathrooms a kitchen and change all the bedding and do all the washing a d ironing 0lis look after 5 children and cook a roast."

I impressed but 4 BATHROOMS!!

Do all the kids have en suite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"every weekend I clean 4 bathrooms a kitchen and change all the bedding and do all the washing a d ironing 0lis look after 5 children and cook a roast.

I impressed but 4 BATHROOMS!!

Do all the kids have en suite?

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I have 2 ensuite plus and main bathroom And a down stairs toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I absolutely love cleaning ..I’m very ocd not to mention anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh I absolutely love cleaning ..I’m very ocd not to mention anal "
did you say anal?? you can come clean for me any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh I absolutely love cleaning ..I’m very ocd not to mention anal did you say anal?? you can come clean for me any time "

Haha well it is a sex site so needed to throw a sexual word in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great quote from Jo Brand:

You spend ages doing the housework, and then six months later you have to do it all again every weekend I clean 4 bathrooms a kitchen and change all the bedding and do all the washing a d ironing 0lis look after 5 children and cook a roast. I'm a mug "

Every weekend i clean the entire House, do the shopping, laundry, cooking, taxi service. Not sure what you think being a parent/ house owner entails... but that's life buster. I don't expect a medal for it either. And I still work full time

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

From the late great Quentin Crisp...

The dust doesn't get any worse after 4 years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great quote from Jo Brand:

You spend ages doing the housework, and then six months later you have to do it all again every weekend I clean 4 bathrooms a kitchen and change all the bedding and do all the washing a d ironing 0lis look after 5 children and cook a roast. I'm a mug

It all sounds very exhausting and very busy WD.... but very well done to you for doing all of that each week for your children.

You're not a mug, you're being the best parent that you can be.

Her x"

And literally doing what most of us do without even thinking about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cleaning is so burning anyone wanna help me in the shower?? "

Burning a shower is the only way to get rid of those stubborn marks..good idea.. I'm off to buy some petrol and matches

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Cleaning is so burning anyone wanna help me in the shower??

Burning a shower is the only way to get rid of those stubborn marks..good idea.. I'm off to buy some petrol and matches"

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